Episode: Link.
Comments: "Kev's away, but LOVELINE's Mike Catherwood pitches in as Ralph's guest co-host."
Runtime: 1:29:48
Recorded Sat, 9th June 2012
Released Mon, 11th June 2012
Special guest host: Make Catherwood.
Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:15 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:50 Ralph on why he hasn't got his leather jacket.
3:45 Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
4:20 Ralph introduces Mike Catherwood, and plugs his upcoming shows. Mike explains The Choice. Wrongly listed as engaged on the Lovitz Website. Bianca Kajlich.
8:15 Ralph plugs Audible.com.
9:10 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Barbara Eden - Jeannie Out of the Bottle.
12:30 Kevin and Mike have a reunion today, as they worked at K-ROQ together. Mike explains.
14:24 Shout-outs: Lydia and Marion from Berlin luck out as Kevin is away. Dr. Strangelove impression.
17:05 Cathy and Jennifer ask for a Gene Simmons impression from Mike.
18:50 Corey and Matt celebrate Jim's belated birthday. Christian Bale Batman greetings.
20:10 Mike Z and Stacy celebrating one month anniversary. A virtual clusterfuck of sound effects.
21:45 Dave Mustaine from Megadeth at The Lovitz.
22:15 Ricardo and Moises ask for a Rudy Cesneros shout-out.
22:45 Quote: "Fuck ... and may I add ... you!"
24:50 Crowster and Shazbat and Alan are chastised by Jon Lovitz. Podcast and life advice from Ralph.
26:50 Quote: "Bono, Edge ... Larry."
28:00 Email bag: Angelica from Denver asks about the Mr. Rogers Remix song. Stoned in altitude.
30:00 Justin from Oklahoma asks for Sean Connery to slap his woman around, and ask for baby names.
32:05 Molly completes her Masters degree. Dustin asks for Bowie-congratulations.
33:10 Adam in London sang the Kim Kardashian, Who Gives A Fuck? to Kim Kardashian! Rasme Khartunia chastises Adam.
34:41 Fries Girl impression of Dustin Hoffman as Rain Man.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Herb Reed. Only You.
37:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Bob Welch. Sentimental Lady.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard Dawson. Beverage.
40:11 Tinseltown Stiff: Kathryn Joosten. Pic.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Mr. Trololo. Video.
42:25 Quote: "Fuckin' Russians." Dr. Drew loved Mr. Trololo.
43:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Ray Bradbury. Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury.
44:40 Hollywood Helpers: Woody Harrelson gave a guy $40 for weed. "Cock'n'weed."
46:25 Shit That Should Not Be: (Mike suggests a Metallica parody theme). Alan from Altuna, Pennsylvania sends in Inglourious Bastards. Ralph sings Edelweiss.
49:50 Exquisite Acting: Spider Mann sends in Christopher Walken in The Dead Zone.
51:18 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus engaged to Thor Jr.
52:05 Quotes: "A pig and a bucket ..." "A waterfall of pussy ..." "Married to a llama with saggy A-cups," "Fried egg titties," "Tube-socks with tennis balls," "If you die in a year ..." "Crikey! Me redneck's dead!" "Airtight!" "Cum vegemite!" *Digeridoo sounds.*
54:45 Kristen Stewart moans about her status among the press. Mike and Ralph can't understand her way of understanding.
56:20 Nick Jonas dating Stephanie Leigh Schlund. Nick Jonas on The Choice with Mike. Mike reveals some details about working with him.
57:25 Quote: "Chlamydia ring."
59:00 Justin Bieber fans storm the Rockefeller Center. Mike wonders on Justin Bieber's longevity. Justin's pubes discussed.
1:00:30 Quote: "His pubes look like Blanche Deveraux."
1:01:00 Bam Margera kayaks off a 100 ft waterfall. Hernia.
1:02:10 Hugh Hefner back with Crystal Harris.
1:04:00 Kim Kardashian travelling with Kanye West. Road crew unimpressed. Reading Nietzsche. Kris Jenner struggles to buy cakes. Air Yeezy 2's.
1:07:30 John Travolta's secretary says John had an affair with his private pilot.
1:09:05 Lindsay Lohan filming Liz and Dick and her tits pop out. "Tits akimbo."
1:10:50 Car crash.
1:11:45 Octomom cancels stripping appearance.
1:12:45 Ralph talks into the vagina.
1:13:15 Courtney Stodden won't go away. "Comedy" videos.
1:14:20 Amanda Bynes tweets the President.
1:15:30 The Munsters remake casting news.
1:16:15 Joey Lawrence says no to a Blossom reunion.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: Scary Movie 5. Ashton Kutcher's Smokey and the Bandit.
1:19:00 Geek News: Superman costume to be auctioned.
1:20:10 Justice League Movie in the works. Starts with the Superman movie.
1:20:50 Warner's has the rights to the 1960's Batman TV show. Merch and DVD releases on the horizon.
1:21:45 Embarrassing merch: Spider-Man dagger. Punisher handgun. Wonder Woman scissors. Wolverine inflatable. Superman pillow. Pillow complimented.
1:23:50 Brazillian man dresses as The Hulk, with industrial paint. "Sad Tom Sizemore."
1:25:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 85
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin rise from the ashes at STAND UP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ. Recorded live on 05/24/2012."
Runtime: 1:36:18
Recorded Thu, 24th May 2012
Released Mon, 4th June 2012
Note: Due to an issue at the venue Ralph's microphone had issues for the first 9 minutes. All was done to bring you the best we could..after 9 minutes Ralph can be heard loud and clear.
Props to Declan Quinn, who did a great job in cleaning up the audio.
0:00 SModCo ads.
1:01 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:30 Complaints about the heat.
3:45 Kevin gives a shout-out to a local radio show.
4:20 Kevin prophesises that he will have a heart attack on-stage, one day.
5:00 Shout-outs: Joe and Ron's Phoenix Coyote's progress far in the Stanley Cup. Joe liked Kevin's "Dear Batman ..." tweets. Joe's prayer read out. Sound engineers having a decent conversation, before one of them figures out to plug Ralph's mic in to the soundboard, properly.
8:14 Chelsea the transgender gets a shout-out. It's a little inaudible.
8:45 Ron and Will from Santa Fe try to get Will to confidence to get himself some Laura.
10:15 Al asks about the evolution of Al Pacino.
10:45 Cliff, Todd, Tom and designated driver. Anne Heche's butthole.
11:25 Quote: "Do it in post!"
11:55 José attends on his own. Kevin mocks. Moving to Seattle.
12:35 Quote: "One, please ..."
15:00 Samantha and Brent celebrate Samantha's birthday.
16:45 Roman from El Paso is celebrating his birthday. Question for Mr. Smith. Mallrats proper blu-ray release. Blu-ray Vs. HD DVD. Meet Joe Black gets a jab. External audio seems not to be working. Kevin's Tour Manager is working on it.
19:28 Email bag: **first appearance** Ralph and Kevin singing the email bag theme. Sound back.
20:25 Quote: "Number 2."
20:40 Roman's Bowie shout-out. Kevin hurt his finger.
22:00 James Lasby unable to attend due to surgery. Pre-stroke Kirk Douglas shout-out. Kevin impressed.
23:10 Jai asks if Kevin is making a music video with Amanda Palmer. @stoya. Kevin thinking it over. Eventually Wayne Coyne takes over.
24:40 General scat.
25:10 John Skemell has a specific request for Ralph.
26:00 (Name inaudible) asks for David Lynch Creepy Clown.
28:50 Kevin had a foreign hair in his mouth.
29:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Eugene Polley. Kevin wants to live in the universe of Wall-E.
31:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Robin Gibb. "The Ugliest of all the Gibbs." Bee Gees 60's Medley. Kevin guesses his final words.
33:55 HBO Headlines: Transformers 3 extra settles suit.
35:30 Stuntman jumps out of helicopter without parachute. Rain Man in the audience.
37:15 Quote: "96 Jaws'!"
38:50 Michael McKean hit by a car.
40:00 Will Smith on Letterman. Reporter sorry.
41:30 Jim Parsons outed by the New York Times. Kevin's friend Dave Mandel on The Big bang Theory.
44:35 Ralph plugs Ted. Ralph unimpressed with his appearance in Ted. Release date moved forward. Ralph tries to mediate between Kevin and Seth MacFarlane.
45:55 Quote: "Come hate it in 3 dimensions!"
46:30 7 dudes suing over Travolta. Lawyers suing each other.
48:30 Siegfried and Roy's Roy being sued, a lá Travolta. Oxygen tube whipping.
50:55 Bill Clinton and porn stars. Ralph on the history of lube.
53:03 Quote: "Schindler's fist."
53:30 Ralph sings Space Oddity. Johnny Depp made an honorary Comanche.
55:20 Quote: "Man who carries Burton," "Swollen liver," "Blue Man Too Fat To Fly."
56:00 Kim Kardashian in the UK. Ugh. No women backstage. Has own green room.
57:10 Quote: "What's up? I saw you in a fuck tape once!"
57:20 Snooki having a boy.
59:00 Kevin handed a suspicious drink. Lindsay Lohan a nightmare on set, wants choice who plays Burton. Wants to go to England. Kevin does Bill Murray on Scrooged.
1:01:25 AMC movie theater chain purchased by chinese company. Kevin and Malcolm Ingram go to see Batman Begins.
1:03:20 Skyfall trailer released. People pissed that James Bond is drinking Heineken. Ralph annoyed. George Lazenby against it.
1:05:05 Quote: "Beer of Kings!"
1:05:15 Movies That Will Suck: Matt Le Blanc in LoveSick. Sarah Jessica Parker gets a jab. Tom Cruise in The Seven Samurai. Cruise jabbed. Theme. Ralph asks Kevin to make a western movie. Beef commercial. A.L.F: The Movie. Ralph on A.L.F.
1:09:45 Bono at The Book of Mormon showing.
1:11:25 Britney Spears to judge on X Factor. Contract rider. The Man of 83 voices. Herve Villachaise impression. Ralph wants to see her go to 800lbs.
1:15:20 Geek News: SyFy announce Insane or Inspired, featuring Ralph. Angry heckler.
1:16:50 James Doohan finally reaches space. Kevin berates Ralph.
1:18:20 Ron and Snape working together on a movie about CBGB. Ralph finally watched the last Harry Potter and enjoyed it. Kevin tells of when Alan Rickman wore his wings on Dogma.
1:19:00 Kevin announces Spoilers on HULU.
1:22:11 Avengers Blu-ray release date announced.
1:23:00 The Dark Knight Returns animated films announced. Kevin interviewed Peter Weller and John Lithgow.
1:25:15 Marvel announce first gay wedding. "Fabulous X-Men!" DC to announce a gay character.
1:28:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin rise from the ashes at STAND UP LIVE in Phoenix, AZ. Recorded live on 05/24/2012."
Runtime: 1:36:18
Recorded Thu, 24th May 2012
Released Mon, 4th June 2012
Note: Due to an issue at the venue Ralph's microphone had issues for the first 9 minutes. All was done to bring you the best we could..after 9 minutes Ralph can be heard loud and clear.
Props to Declan Quinn, who did a great job in cleaning up the audio.
0:00 SModCo ads.
1:01 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:30 Complaints about the heat.
3:45 Kevin gives a shout-out to a local radio show.
4:20 Kevin prophesises that he will have a heart attack on-stage, one day.
5:00 Shout-outs: Joe and Ron's Phoenix Coyote's progress far in the Stanley Cup. Joe liked Kevin's "Dear Batman ..." tweets. Joe's prayer read out. Sound engineers having a decent conversation, before one of them figures out to plug Ralph's mic in to the soundboard, properly.
8:14 Chelsea the transgender gets a shout-out. It's a little inaudible.
8:45 Ron and Will from Santa Fe try to get Will to confidence to get himself some Laura.
10:15 Al asks about the evolution of Al Pacino.
10:45 Cliff, Todd, Tom and designated driver. Anne Heche's butthole.
11:25 Quote: "Do it in post!"
11:55 José attends on his own. Kevin mocks. Moving to Seattle.
12:35 Quote: "One, please ..."
15:00 Samantha and Brent celebrate Samantha's birthday.
16:45 Roman from El Paso is celebrating his birthday. Question for Mr. Smith. Mallrats proper blu-ray release. Blu-ray Vs. HD DVD. Meet Joe Black gets a jab. External audio seems not to be working. Kevin's Tour Manager is working on it.
19:28 Email bag: **first appearance** Ralph and Kevin singing the email bag theme. Sound back.
20:25 Quote: "Number 2."
20:40 Roman's Bowie shout-out. Kevin hurt his finger.
22:00 James Lasby unable to attend due to surgery. Pre-stroke Kirk Douglas shout-out. Kevin impressed.
23:10 Jai asks if Kevin is making a music video with Amanda Palmer. @stoya. Kevin thinking it over. Eventually Wayne Coyne takes over.
24:40 General scat.
25:10 John Skemell has a specific request for Ralph.
26:00 (Name inaudible) asks for David Lynch Creepy Clown.
28:50 Kevin had a foreign hair in his mouth.
29:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Eugene Polley. Kevin wants to live in the universe of Wall-E.
31:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Robin Gibb. "The Ugliest of all the Gibbs." Bee Gees 60's Medley. Kevin guesses his final words.
33:55 HBO Headlines: Transformers 3 extra settles suit.
35:30 Stuntman jumps out of helicopter without parachute. Rain Man in the audience.
37:15 Quote: "96 Jaws'!"
38:50 Michael McKean hit by a car.
40:00 Will Smith on Letterman. Reporter sorry.
41:30 Jim Parsons outed by the New York Times. Kevin's friend Dave Mandel on The Big bang Theory.
44:35 Ralph plugs Ted. Ralph unimpressed with his appearance in Ted. Release date moved forward. Ralph tries to mediate between Kevin and Seth MacFarlane.
45:55 Quote: "Come hate it in 3 dimensions!"
46:30 7 dudes suing over Travolta. Lawyers suing each other.
48:30 Siegfried and Roy's Roy being sued, a lá Travolta. Oxygen tube whipping.
50:55 Bill Clinton and porn stars. Ralph on the history of lube.
53:03 Quote: "Schindler's fist."
53:30 Ralph sings Space Oddity. Johnny Depp made an honorary Comanche.
55:20 Quote: "Man who carries Burton," "Swollen liver," "Blue Man Too Fat To Fly."
56:00 Kim Kardashian in the UK. Ugh. No women backstage. Has own green room.
57:10 Quote: "What's up? I saw you in a fuck tape once!"
57:20 Snooki having a boy.
59:00 Kevin handed a suspicious drink. Lindsay Lohan a nightmare on set, wants choice who plays Burton. Wants to go to England. Kevin does Bill Murray on Scrooged.
1:01:25 AMC movie theater chain purchased by chinese company. Kevin and Malcolm Ingram go to see Batman Begins.
1:03:20 Skyfall trailer released. People pissed that James Bond is drinking Heineken. Ralph annoyed. George Lazenby against it.
1:05:05 Quote: "Beer of Kings!"
1:05:15 Movies That Will Suck: Matt Le Blanc in LoveSick. Sarah Jessica Parker gets a jab. Tom Cruise in The Seven Samurai. Cruise jabbed. Theme. Ralph asks Kevin to make a western movie. Beef commercial. A.L.F: The Movie. Ralph on A.L.F.
1:09:45 Bono at The Book of Mormon showing.
1:11:25 Britney Spears to judge on X Factor. Contract rider. The Man of 83 voices. Herve Villachaise impression. Ralph wants to see her go to 800lbs.
1:15:20 Geek News: SyFy announce Insane or Inspired, featuring Ralph. Angry heckler.
1:16:50 James Doohan finally reaches space. Kevin berates Ralph.
1:18:20 Ron and Snape working together on a movie about CBGB. Ralph finally watched the last Harry Potter and enjoyed it. Kevin tells of when Alan Rickman wore his wings on Dogma.
1:19:00 Kevin announces Spoilers on HULU.
1:22:11 Avengers Blu-ray release date announced.
1:23:00 The Dark Knight Returns animated films announced. Kevin interviewed Peter Weller and John Lithgow.
1:25:15 Marvel announce first gay wedding. "Fabulous X-Men!" DC to announce a gay character.
1:28:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 84
Episode: Link.
Comments: "While Kev's out of town, Ralph's guest host proves the old saying, "the Mohr, the merrier."
Runtime: 1:47:19
Recorded Sat, 26th May 2012
Released Mon, 28th May 2012
Special guest host: Jay Mohr.
Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:30 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Ralph plugs Audible.com
4:25 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Gasping for Airtime by Jay Mohr.
6:00 Jay Mohr appears - Jay looking at Ralph's jib.
7:20 Shout-outs: Ralph has seen Jay's penis.
8:20 Shane, Jules, Matt and Val welcomed as Arnie.
9:15 Quotes: "Did you hear another Kennedy died? The wrong one again ..." "Convertibles ..."
10:10 Amber and Andy Jacobs and Paul Kreuger at The Lovitz in uniform. 10th time at HBO. Subway punch-card introduced - Jay's Tracy Morgan impression.
12:30 Blake and Annie celebrate their honeymoon. Ralph plugs Mohr Stories. Bill Cosby - pussy licker. Short flights.
14:45 Email bag: Dual Lovitz'. Chris Keegan sent in this, for Ralph.
16:25 Maria from Pittsburg, PA lets husband plow the back field. "Whale-eye."
18:10 Iman has three brown-eyes.
18:45 Mary-Lynn from Phoenix, AZ sends in this. Ralph on Mohr Stories. Jay Mohr Christopher Walken. Bowie makes Jay happy.
21:43 Tinseltown Stiffs: Donna Summer. Love To Love You Baby. Medley. Harvey Keitel pops in. Donna Summer facts. DJ James chimes in with a factoid.
26:10 Jay on James "Not-that-James" Franco. "File" explained to Jay.
28:40 Aretha Franklyn Over/Under.
29:20 Jon not at The Lovitz tonight.
30:00 Shit That Should Not Be: The Godfather.
31:00 Quote: "Sometimes he's a sweet guy."
32:20 Quote: "Hit him in his fuckin' clam!"
32:30 Jay quizzed James Caan on why he couldn't walk.
33:30 James wouldn't appear on Jay's podcast. "I'm not afraid of you." Mary Kennedy discussed.
35:00 Exquisite Acting: Gabe sends in Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.
36:50 **first appearance** "What, no!"
37:38 What, no Remix.
39:00 Jay loves HBO. Ralph plays Mark Wahlberg's dad in Ted. Jay's Adam Sandler. Ralph enjoying the show, tonight. (Don't tell Kevin!)
41:20 Forrest Whittaker's "What, no!" Ed Wynn, too.
42:20 Quote: "Look at the game tape!"
42:30 HBO Headlines: Battleship tanking. Avengers crushing the competition. Rihanna got punched in the face by Jackie Brown. Jay almost puts his foot into his mouth.
44:25 Men In Black III - Will Smith slaps a dude.
46:20 Quote: "Sattelite Russian."
47:00 Ralph's Rape whistle - Blowin' Will Smith.
48:50 Raven Symone is an alleged lesbian. Jay on being gay. Pro Wrestling. Jay asked to be on Celebrity Fit Club.
49:25 Quote: "Wife-woman."
51:50 More masseurs come out against John Travolta. Luis Gonzalez got consensual sex from John.
53:00 Quote: "Chilean Miner drilling," "Sexy chinky China music."
54:10 Jay and Ralph naked in a spa.
55:00 Quote: "ñom-ñom-ñom!"
55:40 Greased Lightning.
56:30 Lindsay Lohan partying with a bunch of douchebags. Photo. Garman advice.
59:00 Nick Stahl been missing for several days. Contacted family, but not his wife.
1:00:20 Chyna allegedly fine. Jay has an Intervention question. Ralph quit smoking when his daughter was born - smoking through your tracheae is wrong.
1:05:15 Jenny McCarthy cured autism. Jay not a fan. New shows on the horizon.
1:06:40 Quote: "You are the Rosa Parks of jizz."
1:07:40 America turns against Glee. Jay impressed with the HBO audience. Naya Rivera TV clip.
1:09:51 Quote: "Abracadabra!"
1:10:55 Kim Kardashian in England. Ugh. Alan Carr Chatty Man. Ugh.
1:13:45 Quote: "Ray Jay's dick has launched more careers than The Outsiders."
1:14:00 Ralph big on celebrity porn, quizzed on what he's seen.
1:15:35 Movies That Will Suck: 50 Shades of Grey movie in the works (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart). Ryan Reynolds in Highlander. A cornucopia of impressions for Highlander.
1:21:00 Both Ralph and Jay would fuck David Bowie.
1:21:00 Jennifer Lopez may leave American Idol. Another cornucopia of impressions.
1:23:40 Bono could be the richest musician after FaceBook stock made public. Bono denies. Alter-egos. Jay on Bono on Africa, and Santa Monica.
1:27:20 Quotes: "Dentists without borders," "Over there!"
1:28:10 Van Halen have cancelled 30+ dates. Ralph and Jay pick their favorite respective Van Halen's tracks.
1:30:30 The Wiggles are breaking up! Devastation ... Ralph busts out some Wiggles knowledge.
1:32:35 Quote: "Horrywood Babber-Ron!" Kim Jong-Un Bowie.
1:33:20 Quote: "You are a different breed of cat ..."
1:34:45 Quote: "Do the Monkrey!"
1:35:20 Bret Michaels clothesline. Ralph as Dirty Harry. Jay liked Gran Torino.
1:38:00 Quotes: "Wall-biters." "Every song has two chords!" "BAM!"
1:39:30 Quote: "Kick rocks ..." Jay on podcasting.
1:40:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "While Kev's out of town, Ralph's guest host proves the old saying, "the Mohr, the merrier."
Runtime: 1:47:19
Recorded Sat, 26th May 2012
Released Mon, 28th May 2012
Special guest host: Jay Mohr.
Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:30 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Ralph plugs Audible.com
4:25 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Gasping for Airtime by Jay Mohr.
6:00 Jay Mohr appears - Jay looking at Ralph's jib.
7:20 Shout-outs: Ralph has seen Jay's penis.
8:20 Shane, Jules, Matt and Val welcomed as Arnie.
9:15 Quotes: "Did you hear another Kennedy died? The wrong one again ..." "Convertibles ..."
10:10 Amber and Andy Jacobs and Paul Kreuger at The Lovitz in uniform. 10th time at HBO. Subway punch-card introduced - Jay's Tracy Morgan impression.
12:30 Blake and Annie celebrate their honeymoon. Ralph plugs Mohr Stories. Bill Cosby - pussy licker. Short flights.
14:45 Email bag: Dual Lovitz'. Chris Keegan sent in this, for Ralph.
16:25 Maria from Pittsburg, PA lets husband plow the back field. "Whale-eye."
18:10 Iman has three brown-eyes.
18:45 Mary-Lynn from Phoenix, AZ sends in this. Ralph on Mohr Stories. Jay Mohr Christopher Walken. Bowie makes Jay happy.
21:43 Tinseltown Stiffs: Donna Summer. Love To Love You Baby. Medley. Harvey Keitel pops in. Donna Summer facts. DJ James chimes in with a factoid.
26:10 Jay on James "Not-that-James" Franco. "File" explained to Jay.
28:40 Aretha Franklyn Over/Under.
29:20 Jon not at The Lovitz tonight.
30:00 Shit That Should Not Be: The Godfather.
31:00 Quote: "Sometimes he's a sweet guy."
32:20 Quote: "Hit him in his fuckin' clam!"
32:30 Jay quizzed James Caan on why he couldn't walk.
33:30 James wouldn't appear on Jay's podcast. "I'm not afraid of you." Mary Kennedy discussed.
35:00 Exquisite Acting: Gabe sends in Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.
36:50 **first appearance** "What, no!"
37:38 What, no Remix.
39:00 Jay loves HBO. Ralph plays Mark Wahlberg's dad in Ted. Jay's Adam Sandler. Ralph enjoying the show, tonight. (Don't tell Kevin!)
41:20 Forrest Whittaker's "What, no!" Ed Wynn, too.
42:20 Quote: "Look at the game tape!"
42:30 HBO Headlines: Battleship tanking. Avengers crushing the competition. Rihanna got punched in the face by Jackie Brown. Jay almost puts his foot into his mouth.
44:25 Men In Black III - Will Smith slaps a dude.
46:20 Quote: "Sattelite Russian."
47:00 Ralph's Rape whistle - Blowin' Will Smith.
48:50 Raven Symone is an alleged lesbian. Jay on being gay. Pro Wrestling. Jay asked to be on Celebrity Fit Club.
49:25 Quote: "Wife-woman."
51:50 More masseurs come out against John Travolta. Luis Gonzalez got consensual sex from John.
53:00 Quote: "Chilean Miner drilling," "Sexy chinky China music."
54:10 Jay and Ralph naked in a spa.
55:00 Quote: "ñom-ñom-ñom!"
55:40 Greased Lightning.
56:30 Lindsay Lohan partying with a bunch of douchebags. Photo. Garman advice.
59:00 Nick Stahl been missing for several days. Contacted family, but not his wife.
1:00:20 Chyna allegedly fine. Jay has an Intervention question. Ralph quit smoking when his daughter was born - smoking through your tracheae is wrong.
1:05:15 Jenny McCarthy cured autism. Jay not a fan. New shows on the horizon.
1:06:40 Quote: "You are the Rosa Parks of jizz."
1:07:40 America turns against Glee. Jay impressed with the HBO audience. Naya Rivera TV clip.
1:09:51 Quote: "Abracadabra!"
1:10:55 Kim Kardashian in England. Ugh. Alan Carr Chatty Man. Ugh.
1:13:45 Quote: "Ray Jay's dick has launched more careers than The Outsiders."
1:14:00 Ralph big on celebrity porn, quizzed on what he's seen.
1:15:35 Movies That Will Suck: 50 Shades of Grey movie in the works (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart). Ryan Reynolds in Highlander. A cornucopia of impressions for Highlander.
1:21:00 Both Ralph and Jay would fuck David Bowie.
1:21:00 Jennifer Lopez may leave American Idol. Another cornucopia of impressions.
1:23:40 Bono could be the richest musician after FaceBook stock made public. Bono denies. Alter-egos. Jay on Bono on Africa, and Santa Monica.
1:27:20 Quotes: "Dentists without borders," "Over there!"
1:28:10 Van Halen have cancelled 30+ dates. Ralph and Jay pick their favorite respective Van Halen's tracks.
1:30:30 The Wiggles are breaking up! Devastation ... Ralph busts out some Wiggles knowledge.
1:32:35 Quote: "Horrywood Babber-Ron!" Kim Jong-Un Bowie.
1:33:20 Quote: "You are a different breed of cat ..."
1:34:45 Quote: "Do the Monkrey!"
1:35:20 Bret Michaels clothesline. Ralph as Dirty Harry. Jay liked Gran Torino.
1:38:00 Quotes: "Wall-biters." "Every song has two chords!" "BAM!"
1:39:30 Quote: "Kick rocks ..." Jay on podcasting.
1:40:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 83
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin explore where the KY comes from at the Improv in Louisville, Kentucky. Recorded live on 05/16/2012."
Runtime: 1:22:32
Recorded Wed, 16th May 2012
Released Mon, 21st May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:23 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:30 Ralph wants to get his photo taken with the Colonel Sanders statue. Kevin, too.
5:35 Quotes: "The Colonel Sanders of indie film," "KY; home of the lube."
6:50 Shout-outs: Drew Swain lost weight and got his degree, thanks too HBO.
8:30 Quote: "Keep calm and Babble On."
9:54 Andy Parker (Cincinatti) and Teresa (Nashville) reconnect after 30 years. "PlayDoh Cutter."
10:45 **first appearance** Ralph Garman (For Teresa).
13:05 Quote: "You got a great ass! (And it's gonna get punctured!)
13:30 Christine begs for anal, from Jason. Toast for Christine.
14:57 Blind guy Todd and Melissa celebrate Melissa's birthday. Christopher Walken Happy birthday.
15:50 Quotes: "Welcome to the South!" "Ass-braile."
17:25 Will from Indianapolis searching for 'sweet trim.' Kevin mentions Mewes' techniques.
19:15 Jarrod and Warren from St. Louis, going through a divorce
19:30 Ralph warns he will be picking on Todd, the blind guy.
20:35 Quote: "McRib is sex on a bun ..."
20:54 Matt and Amy celebrate 7 years of dating. Matt called a dick by Ralph.
24:10 Email bag: Jay needs 2 new strains of cannabis to be named, by HBO: "Babble-On Bubble-Up," and "Creepy Clown," or "Garmy Strong."
25:50 Quote: "We paid $40! Do the clown!"
26:30 Chad Silverstein asks for Cesar Romero Creepy Clown.
29:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mitchell Guist. Weekend at Gators.
32:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Donald "Duck" Dunn. Green Onions.
33:30 Hollywood Helpers: George Lucas Housing Plan.
36:00 HBO Headlines: ***John Travolta Erection Update*** 2 more masseurs suing John. Gloria Allred representing first claimant. Listener says she stayed at the hotel. Kevin says he knows Ben Affleck. Cruise steward offered $12,000 for sex. Hollywood Fabian-On! 4 claimants, at this point. Advice on how to do it properly, a lá Kevin Smith.
41:40 Stevie Wonder extortion case. Kevin defends Part-Time Lover, as he jerked off to it.
43:50 Sarah Hyland from Modern Family had a kidney transplant. Kevin jealous because Ralph would give a kidney to his daughter, but not for him.
45:40 Kate Gosling fan cruise cancelled. Kevin discusses SModCruise.
47:15 Quote: "Both people refunded."
47:55 Tanning Mom gets a reality show, and possible Playboy offer.
49:05 Quote: "FireStarter."
49:30 The Houston Family Chronicles will be aired on TV.
50:10 Paris Hilton is now a DJ. Celebrities who are bad in bed.
50:45 Quote: "Blowing guys for coke."
54:10 Quote: "Pussy over his dick."
54:40 Kim Kardashian: FTC says Skechers Shape-Ups do not work.
56:30 Kourtney's boyfriend vomiting in Atlantic City.
57:20 Joey Lawrence to work as a Chippendale in Vegas.
58:10 Carrie remake: Chloe Moretz, with Julie-Anne Moore.
58:39 Quote: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
58:50 Men In Black III to be released any day now. (Cost $375m to make). Trailer-chat. Ralph not jealous.
1:01:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ashton Kutcher shooting the life story of Steve Jobs. Aaron Sorkin to write another Steve Jobs movie.
1:03:20 Ralph's Steve Jobs impression.
1:03:35 Battleship promotion in Israel. Peter Berg instigates a war on a press junket.
1:06:15 Elton John crazy in Vegas.
1:07:10 Freddy Mercury back from the dead.
1:08:15 Olivia Newton John auctioning her pants from Grease. "Get physical!"
1:09:45 Michael Jackson's clothes to go on tour, then on auction.
1:10:35 Geek News: Leonard Nimoy done with Star Trek.
1:11:30 Robert Downey Jr. earned for $50m The Avengers. (Salary and profit participation). The other Avenger earned $2-3m, each.
1:12:55 Samuel L. Jackson met Kevin at Comic Con, and described working for Marvel.
1:15:10 Emma Stone interviewed for The Amazing Spider-Man; will have action figure. Kevin besmirches Emma Stone to Ralph.
1:16:40 Bond statistics.
1:17:10 Quote: "Virgin!"
1:19:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin explore where the KY comes from at the Improv in Louisville, Kentucky. Recorded live on 05/16/2012."
Runtime: 1:22:32
Recorded Wed, 16th May 2012
Released Mon, 21st May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:23 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:30 Ralph wants to get his photo taken with the Colonel Sanders statue. Kevin, too.
5:35 Quotes: "The Colonel Sanders of indie film," "KY; home of the lube."
6:50 Shout-outs: Drew Swain lost weight and got his degree, thanks too HBO.
8:30 Quote: "Keep calm and Babble On."
9:54 Andy Parker (Cincinatti) and Teresa (Nashville) reconnect after 30 years. "PlayDoh Cutter."
10:45 **first appearance** Ralph Garman (For Teresa).
13:05 Quote: "You got a great ass! (And it's gonna get punctured!)
13:30 Christine begs for anal, from Jason. Toast for Christine.
14:57 Blind guy Todd and Melissa celebrate Melissa's birthday. Christopher Walken Happy birthday.
15:50 Quotes: "Welcome to the South!" "Ass-braile."
17:25 Will from Indianapolis searching for 'sweet trim.' Kevin mentions Mewes' techniques.
19:15 Jarrod and Warren from St. Louis, going through a divorce
19:30 Ralph warns he will be picking on Todd, the blind guy.
20:35 Quote: "McRib is sex on a bun ..."
20:54 Matt and Amy celebrate 7 years of dating. Matt called a dick by Ralph.
24:10 Email bag: Jay needs 2 new strains of cannabis to be named, by HBO: "Babble-On Bubble-Up," and "Creepy Clown," or "Garmy Strong."
25:50 Quote: "We paid $40! Do the clown!"
26:30 Chad Silverstein asks for Cesar Romero Creepy Clown.
29:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mitchell Guist. Weekend at Gators.
32:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Donald "Duck" Dunn. Green Onions.
33:30 Hollywood Helpers: George Lucas Housing Plan.
36:00 HBO Headlines: ***John Travolta Erection Update*** 2 more masseurs suing John. Gloria Allred representing first claimant. Listener says she stayed at the hotel. Kevin says he knows Ben Affleck. Cruise steward offered $12,000 for sex. Hollywood Fabian-On! 4 claimants, at this point. Advice on how to do it properly, a lá Kevin Smith.
41:40 Stevie Wonder extortion case. Kevin defends Part-Time Lover, as he jerked off to it.
43:50 Sarah Hyland from Modern Family had a kidney transplant. Kevin jealous because Ralph would give a kidney to his daughter, but not for him.
45:40 Kate Gosling fan cruise cancelled. Kevin discusses SModCruise.
47:15 Quote: "Both people refunded."
47:55 Tanning Mom gets a reality show, and possible Playboy offer.
49:05 Quote: "FireStarter."
49:30 The Houston Family Chronicles will be aired on TV.
50:10 Paris Hilton is now a DJ. Celebrities who are bad in bed.
50:45 Quote: "Blowing guys for coke."
54:10 Quote: "Pussy over his dick."
54:40 Kim Kardashian: FTC says Skechers Shape-Ups do not work.
56:30 Kourtney's boyfriend vomiting in Atlantic City.
57:20 Joey Lawrence to work as a Chippendale in Vegas.
58:10 Carrie remake: Chloe Moretz, with Julie-Anne Moore.
58:39 Quote: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"
58:50 Men In Black III to be released any day now. (Cost $375m to make). Trailer-chat. Ralph not jealous.
1:01:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ashton Kutcher shooting the life story of Steve Jobs. Aaron Sorkin to write another Steve Jobs movie.
1:03:20 Ralph's Steve Jobs impression.
1:03:35 Battleship promotion in Israel. Peter Berg instigates a war on a press junket.
1:06:15 Elton John crazy in Vegas.
1:07:10 Freddy Mercury back from the dead.
1:08:15 Olivia Newton John auctioning her pants from Grease. "Get physical!"
1:09:45 Michael Jackson's clothes to go on tour, then on auction.
1:10:35 Geek News: Leonard Nimoy done with Star Trek.
1:11:30 Robert Downey Jr. earned for $50m The Avengers. (Salary and profit participation). The other Avenger earned $2-3m, each.
1:12:55 Samuel L. Jackson met Kevin at Comic Con, and described working for Marvel.
1:15:10 Emma Stone interviewed for The Amazing Spider-Man; will have action figure. Kevin besmirches Emma Stone to Ralph.
1:16:40 Bond statistics.
1:17:10 Quote: "Virgin!"
1:19:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 82
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take out their uru hammers and desecrate the loos of Hogwarts."
Runtime: 1:08:46
Recorded Tue, 12th May 2012
Released Wed, 14th May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:50 Tomorrow is Mother's Day. Ralph with a heartfelt message to Mom's.
5:20 Kevin can't make dick jokes when thinking of his mother. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
6:10 Jay Mohr filling in next week. Kevin asks if Ralph ever tried to suck his own dick. Kevin's Inner Monologue.
6:30 Shout-outs: Robbie Miles moved to LA from Australia. Shout-out to friend Bryce.
9:15 Edward Platero from London, Ontario asks if Kevin will be in the Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford. Sadly, not this year. Kevin explains past years experiences.
11:11 Freddy Balasteros almost caught up on older HBO's. Kevin on HBO Time Travel. Ed Wynn Goodfella. (Difficulty level: 8).
12:00 Quote: "You are my density."
13:10 Email bag: Jen Schmidt sent in this.
14:15 Bethany Anne Nicolas writes in; balls are going to take a while to arrive. Celebrates 31st birthday.
16:15 Edelweiss. Lucas remake poster.
17:20 Guy from Cornwall writes in with an amusing Octomom jokette.
18:00 Travolta massage.
18:35 Kev-In: Dan Louisell working on theme. Kev-In Tumblr. Watchmen. Total Recall not available. Avengers.
20:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Vidal Sassoon. 1980's ad.
21:00 Quotes: "Too Sassoon?" "Thank you for the applau."
21:40 Kevin plugs Rosemary's Baby. Kevin met Vidal, last year.
24:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek extra (video unavailable).
26:00 Exquisite Acting: JP from NJ sent in Rosie O'Donnell in Riding the Bus with my Sister.
28:10 HBO Headlines: Dark Shadows opens to mixed critical reaction. Johnny Depp's fingernails cause bathroom problems.
31:05 Thor will be getting a sequel, as will Captain America. Kevin on Grumpy Captain America.
33:15 Avengers High.
34:00 Activist group mad about Thor's orphan joke. Ralph replies.
35:35 Quote: "Local celebrity Ralph Garman ..."
35:50 Britney Spears to judge on the X Factor.
37:00 Are You There, Chelsea? Cancelled. Ralph ecstatic. #Schadenfreude "Took place in the 40's." Whitney renewed.
38:40 Dane Cook sitcom bought.
38:55 John Travolta tries to defend himself. Second masseur comes forward.
40:20 Quote: "Hump the table."
42:25 Quote: "Ass-action suit."
43:45 Kevin on his own personal massages.
44:40 Woody Allen says Lindsay Lohan will win an Oscar in 5 years, and would like to work with her.
46:10 Lady Gaga to appear on The Simpsons.
46:20 Jada Pinkett Smith interviewed by Willow Smith. Does not want to be famous. Ralph on kids with fame.
49:50 SModCo Internet Television released. Classic Babble-On.
51:45 Movies That Will Suck: Dear Satan. Smurfs 2, and 3. The Starving Games.
54:10 Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Japan (2014). Kevin promotes.
55:00 Quote: "Hogswalt."
55:33 Geek News: Iron Man 3 in the works. Rebecca Hall to play female lead.
57:00 Female geek schools Ralph and Kevin.
57:44 Kick Ass 2 in the works, via Universal.
58:30 David Arquette's Wonder Woman tattoo.
59:20 Star Wars on her thighs.
1:00:30 Kevin got a new tattoo. "In SMod I Trust."
1:00:50 DC Batman on the 5-day forecast. Ralph unimpressed.
1:02:30 Batman #1 sold for $850k. Kevin shown Action Comics #1 at Bret Ratner's house.
1:04:30 Luke Purcell, 8 year-old Batman, alerts the authorities of a house fire.
1:05:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take out their uru hammers and desecrate the loos of Hogwarts."
Runtime: 1:08:46
Recorded Tue, 12th May 2012
Released Wed, 14th May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:50 Tomorrow is Mother's Day. Ralph with a heartfelt message to Mom's.
5:20 Kevin can't make dick jokes when thinking of his mother. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
6:10 Jay Mohr filling in next week. Kevin asks if Ralph ever tried to suck his own dick. Kevin's Inner Monologue.
6:30 Shout-outs: Robbie Miles moved to LA from Australia. Shout-out to friend Bryce.
9:15 Edward Platero from London, Ontario asks if Kevin will be in the Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford. Sadly, not this year. Kevin explains past years experiences.
11:11 Freddy Balasteros almost caught up on older HBO's. Kevin on HBO Time Travel. Ed Wynn Goodfella. (Difficulty level: 8).
12:00 Quote: "You are my density."
13:10 Email bag: Jen Schmidt sent in this.
14:15 Bethany Anne Nicolas writes in; balls are going to take a while to arrive. Celebrates 31st birthday.
16:15 Edelweiss. Lucas remake poster.
17:20 Guy from Cornwall writes in with an amusing Octomom jokette.
18:00 Travolta massage.
18:35 Kev-In: Dan Louisell working on theme. Kev-In Tumblr. Watchmen. Total Recall not available. Avengers.
20:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Vidal Sassoon. 1980's ad.
21:00 Quotes: "Too Sassoon?" "Thank you for the applau."
21:40 Kevin plugs Rosemary's Baby. Kevin met Vidal, last year.
24:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek extra (video unavailable).
26:00 Exquisite Acting: JP from NJ sent in Rosie O'Donnell in Riding the Bus with my Sister.
28:10 HBO Headlines: Dark Shadows opens to mixed critical reaction. Johnny Depp's fingernails cause bathroom problems.
31:05 Thor will be getting a sequel, as will Captain America. Kevin on Grumpy Captain America.
33:15 Avengers High.
34:00 Activist group mad about Thor's orphan joke. Ralph replies.
35:35 Quote: "Local celebrity Ralph Garman ..."
35:50 Britney Spears to judge on the X Factor.
37:00 Are You There, Chelsea? Cancelled. Ralph ecstatic. #Schadenfreude "Took place in the 40's." Whitney renewed.
38:40 Dane Cook sitcom bought.
38:55 John Travolta tries to defend himself. Second masseur comes forward.
40:20 Quote: "Hump the table."
42:25 Quote: "Ass-action suit."
43:45 Kevin on his own personal massages.
44:40 Woody Allen says Lindsay Lohan will win an Oscar in 5 years, and would like to work with her.
46:10 Lady Gaga to appear on The Simpsons.
46:20 Jada Pinkett Smith interviewed by Willow Smith. Does not want to be famous. Ralph on kids with fame.
49:50 SModCo Internet Television released. Classic Babble-On.
51:45 Movies That Will Suck: Dear Satan. Smurfs 2, and 3. The Starving Games.
54:10 Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Japan (2014). Kevin promotes.
55:00 Quote: "Hogswalt."
55:33 Geek News: Iron Man 3 in the works. Rebecca Hall to play female lead.
57:00 Female geek schools Ralph and Kevin.
57:44 Kick Ass 2 in the works, via Universal.
58:30 David Arquette's Wonder Woman tattoo.
59:20 Star Wars on her thighs.
1:00:30 Kevin got a new tattoo. "In SMod I Trust."
1:00:50 DC Batman on the 5-day forecast. Ralph unimpressed.
1:02:30 Batman #1 sold for $850k. Kevin shown Action Comics #1 at Bret Ratner's house.
1:04:30 Luke Purcell, 8 year-old Batman, alerts the authorities of a house fire.
1:05:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 81: Babble-On Solana Beach
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin belly up and double down. Recorded live at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, California 5/8/12."
Runtime: 2:00:16
Recorded Tue, 8th May 2012
Released Wed, 9th May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:00 Kevin was here previously with Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.
5:05 Ralph congratulates Kevin on the Devil's defeating the Flyers. (New Jersey reached the final against the Kings. Kings win).
7:25 Twitter comments incite gay acts.
7:55 Ralph blushes.
8:30 Shout-outs: (Tonight's themes played by Kevin's Tour manager, Alan Wysocki). McRib, Corey, Mike and David Keane ... explains name. Kevin thrilled; Ralph bored. David Keane has an obsession with Batman. Kevin somewhat confused by the bit (Me too).
9:05 Bowie mis-play.
12:55 Quote: "Copyright, Kevin Smith."
14:20 Orlando and Ben celebrate their 25th birthdays.
15:30 Ray and Crystal celebrate Crystal's birthday.
16:15 Quote: "LIAR!"
16:30 Alan, Britney, Brianna and Lance celebrate Alan's birthday.
17:50 Kevin watched Insomnia and pictured Ralph all the way through.
18:15 Carol and Dave make it! Kevin on cutting. Carol to see The Avengers. Dave's happy birthday. Shatner doing Pacino.
20:30 Quote: "Difficulty level of 9."
21:20 Chris Ryall (of IDW) and Julie celebrate Julie's birthday.
24:20 Email bag: Rob from St. Louis, MO, needs to answer for his internet history and HBO.
26:00 Quote: "Creaky neck."
26:35 Louis from Portugal asks for advice on France.
27:30 Mark the Mountie asks for a birthday shout-out.
29:05 Seth Hayes asks for Doc Brown Creepy Clown.
31:35 Tinseltown Stiffs: Adam Yauch. Cookie Puss. You Got To Fight For Your Right To Party.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiff: George Lindsey.
35:30 Quote: "You piece of shit!"
36:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Charles Pitts. Shaft.
37:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Maurice Sendak.
38:40 Quote: "He knew kids were assholes ..."
39:10 Hollywood Helpers: Dustin Hoffman saves a dude!
40:50 Ralph's Rain Man impression. Hero.
42:20 Hollywood Helper. Mila Kunis saves a dude! Kevin questions some facts. Mila plays Meg Griffin, and has worked with Ralph.
45:40 HBO Headlines: (Theme cut short) Avengers opened to $200m. Avengers 2 announced. Multi-generational culture. Loki-Poki Stick questioned. Kevin shouts at Carol. John Carter takes a knocking. Robert Downey Jr. praised.
48:00 Quote: "He'd be a little Thor ..."
50:15 Quote: "We're going to take away your geek card ... waiting 3 days ..."
51:30 Quote: "Here, have some Avengers money!"
52:20 Samuel L. Jackson in the Guinness Book of Records. Jungle Fever. Mufuqqin mushrooms.
54:30 Calcutta annoyed with The Avengers. Ralph defends.
55:20 Quote: "Fuck Ruffalo, wear Buffalo!"
57:00 Upcoming Movie Trailer. "How."
57:30 Ashton Kutcher in Popchips. Audio cuts out; probably for the better.
1:00:00 **first appearance** John Travolta and the masseur.
1:00:40 **first appearance** "So weird!"
1:02:30 Quote: "Saturday Night Feeler."
1:03:30 Kevin mentions Mewes.
1:04:12 Mic drop. TMI.
1:05:10 Quote: "Three-way sex, and doubly penetrated."
1:05:55 Quote: "Initially, the taste of cum made me gag."
1:07:20 Carrie Fisher outs John.
1:07:50 Matthew Fox popped for DUI.
1:09:00 Charlie Sheen VIP Room.
1:09:50 Quote: "2.5 balls."
1:10:00 Natalie Wood's daughter arrested.
1:11:05 Mike Tyson's Undisputed Truth on Broadway.
1:12:00 Quote: "Rapin'."
1:12:25 Floyd Mayweather with 50 Cent, HHH and Justin Bieber.
1:14:20 Fire at Tyler Perry's studio.
1:14:50 Kim Kardashian wants to be an actress. "Robot American Ryan Seacrest."
1:16:10 Quotes: "She can't fucking act!" "Oh, Those Black Cocks!"
1:17:00 Three Jewish Grandmothers.
1:18:00 TruTV announces Upload: With Shaquille O'Neill, and Turbulance, with Howie Mandell.
1:19:20 Octomom to make a (solo) porn video.
1:20:25 Quote: "You're not on Mad Men, for fucks sake!"
1:21:22 Rebecca Black back. Sing It. Interview.
1:23:10 Lindsay Lohan at the White House, with Kim Kardashian. $100 tip. Lindsay had dinner with Woody Allen.
1:25:05 Quote: "Daughter-wife?!"
1:26:20 Ted Nugent meltdown.
1:28:50 Paul Hogan owed $150m in back taxes. Paul Hogan bio. Working on a return.
1:30:00 Quote: "Outback Mountain!"
1:30:40 James Cameron working only on Avatar movies.
1:31:30 Tarzan to return. Uninspired. Ralph asks if anyone cares. No-one does.
1:33:30 Ted Nugent takes another hit.
1:34:00 Movies That Will Suck: Arnie make another movie. Little Shop of Horrors. Dukes of Hazzard reboot. Waynes World 3. Austin Powers sequel. Nick Cannon School Dance.
1:35:15 Quote: "Come with me, if you want to live ... with prostate cancer."
1:36:45 Quote: "What The Fuck?!"
1:37:40 Quote: "He's not sick enough ..."
1:38:25 Michael Jackson back drinking Pepsi. "Dig him up, and set him on fire again."
1:39:40 Jay-Z on Oprah. Aging-Serum. $25,000 worth of shoes in her closet. 600k Rocking horse.
1:42:00 One Direction (Fuck these assholes) get pissed on by a koala. Ralph explains chlamydiae
1:42:25 Quote: "Buddy Holly Airlines."
1:45:10 Quote: "Koalabortion."
1:45:30 Geek News: Chris Evans in Playboy. Kevin recalls seeing him at a radio station.
1:48:10 Comic-Con HBO tickets on sale.
1:49:10 DareDevil reboot announced.
1:50:15 Quote: "Smells like bacon!"
1:50:45 Argo trailer. Kev on Affleck.
1:52:30 Obiwan Kenobi causes a 5 car pile-up.
1:54:00 Batman is gay. Ralph reassures that Batman is straight. Seduction of the Innocent.
1:55:41 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin belly up and double down. Recorded live at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, California 5/8/12."
Runtime: 2:00:16
Recorded Tue, 8th May 2012
Released Wed, 9th May 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:00 Kevin was here previously with Jay and Silent Bob Get Old.
5:05 Ralph congratulates Kevin on the Devil's defeating the Flyers. (New Jersey reached the final against the Kings. Kings win).
7:25 Twitter comments incite gay acts.
7:55 Ralph blushes.
8:30 Shout-outs: (Tonight's themes played by Kevin's Tour manager, Alan Wysocki). McRib, Corey, Mike and David Keane ... explains name. Kevin thrilled; Ralph bored. David Keane has an obsession with Batman. Kevin somewhat confused by the bit (Me too).
9:05 Bowie mis-play.
12:55 Quote: "Copyright, Kevin Smith."
14:20 Orlando and Ben celebrate their 25th birthdays.
15:30 Ray and Crystal celebrate Crystal's birthday.
16:15 Quote: "LIAR!"
16:30 Alan, Britney, Brianna and Lance celebrate Alan's birthday.
17:50 Kevin watched Insomnia and pictured Ralph all the way through.
18:15 Carol and Dave make it! Kevin on cutting. Carol to see The Avengers. Dave's happy birthday. Shatner doing Pacino.
20:30 Quote: "Difficulty level of 9."
21:20 Chris Ryall (of IDW) and Julie celebrate Julie's birthday.
24:20 Email bag: Rob from St. Louis, MO, needs to answer for his internet history and HBO.
26:00 Quote: "Creaky neck."
26:35 Louis from Portugal asks for advice on France.
27:30 Mark the Mountie asks for a birthday shout-out.
29:05 Seth Hayes asks for Doc Brown Creepy Clown.
31:35 Tinseltown Stiffs: Adam Yauch. Cookie Puss. You Got To Fight For Your Right To Party.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiff: George Lindsey.
35:30 Quote: "You piece of shit!"
36:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Charles Pitts. Shaft.
37:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Maurice Sendak.
38:40 Quote: "He knew kids were assholes ..."
39:10 Hollywood Helpers: Dustin Hoffman saves a dude!
40:50 Ralph's Rain Man impression. Hero.
42:20 Hollywood Helper. Mila Kunis saves a dude! Kevin questions some facts. Mila plays Meg Griffin, and has worked with Ralph.
45:40 HBO Headlines: (Theme cut short) Avengers opened to $200m. Avengers 2 announced. Multi-generational culture. Loki-Poki Stick questioned. Kevin shouts at Carol. John Carter takes a knocking. Robert Downey Jr. praised.
48:00 Quote: "He'd be a little Thor ..."
50:15 Quote: "We're going to take away your geek card ... waiting 3 days ..."
51:30 Quote: "Here, have some Avengers money!"
52:20 Samuel L. Jackson in the Guinness Book of Records. Jungle Fever. Mufuqqin mushrooms.
54:30 Calcutta annoyed with The Avengers. Ralph defends.
55:20 Quote: "Fuck Ruffalo, wear Buffalo!"
57:00 Upcoming Movie Trailer. "How."
57:30 Ashton Kutcher in Popchips. Audio cuts out; probably for the better.
1:00:00 **first appearance** John Travolta and the masseur.
1:00:40 **first appearance** "So weird!"
1:02:30 Quote: "Saturday Night Feeler."
1:03:30 Kevin mentions Mewes.
1:04:12 Mic drop. TMI.
1:05:10 Quote: "Three-way sex, and doubly penetrated."
1:05:55 Quote: "Initially, the taste of cum made me gag."
1:07:20 Carrie Fisher outs John.
1:07:50 Matthew Fox popped for DUI.
1:09:00 Charlie Sheen VIP Room.
1:09:50 Quote: "2.5 balls."
1:10:00 Natalie Wood's daughter arrested.
1:11:05 Mike Tyson's Undisputed Truth on Broadway.
1:12:00 Quote: "Rapin'."
1:12:25 Floyd Mayweather with 50 Cent, HHH and Justin Bieber.
1:14:20 Fire at Tyler Perry's studio.
1:14:50 Kim Kardashian wants to be an actress. "Robot American Ryan Seacrest."
1:16:10 Quotes: "She can't fucking act!" "Oh, Those Black Cocks!"
1:17:00 Three Jewish Grandmothers.
1:18:00 TruTV announces Upload: With Shaquille O'Neill, and Turbulance, with Howie Mandell.
1:19:20 Octomom to make a (solo) porn video.
1:20:25 Quote: "You're not on Mad Men, for fucks sake!"
1:21:22 Rebecca Black back. Sing It. Interview.
1:23:10 Lindsay Lohan at the White House, with Kim Kardashian. $100 tip. Lindsay had dinner with Woody Allen.
1:25:05 Quote: "Daughter-wife?!"
1:26:20 Ted Nugent meltdown.
1:28:50 Paul Hogan owed $150m in back taxes. Paul Hogan bio. Working on a return.
1:30:00 Quote: "Outback Mountain!"
1:30:40 James Cameron working only on Avatar movies.
1:31:30 Tarzan to return. Uninspired. Ralph asks if anyone cares. No-one does.
1:33:30 Ted Nugent takes another hit.
1:34:00 Movies That Will Suck: Arnie make another movie. Little Shop of Horrors. Dukes of Hazzard reboot. Waynes World 3. Austin Powers sequel. Nick Cannon School Dance.
1:35:15 Quote: "Come with me, if you want to live ... with prostate cancer."
1:36:45 Quote: "What The Fuck?!"
1:37:40 Quote: "He's not sick enough ..."
1:38:25 Michael Jackson back drinking Pepsi. "Dig him up, and set him on fire again."
1:39:40 Jay-Z on Oprah. Aging-Serum. $25,000 worth of shoes in her closet. 600k Rocking horse.
1:42:00 One Direction (Fuck these assholes) get pissed on by a koala. Ralph explains chlamydiae
1:42:25 Quote: "Buddy Holly Airlines."
1:45:10 Quote: "Koalabortion."
1:45:30 Geek News: Chris Evans in Playboy. Kevin recalls seeing him at a radio station.
1:48:10 Comic-Con HBO tickets on sale.
1:49:10 DareDevil reboot announced.
1:50:15 Quote: "Smells like bacon!"
1:50:45 Argo trailer. Kev on Affleck.
1:52:30 Obiwan Kenobi causes a 5 car pile-up.
1:54:00 Batman is gay. Ralph reassures that Batman is straight. Seduction of the Innocent.
1:55:41 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 80
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph overcomes while Kevin is Downunder with the help of special guest Brad Williams."
Runtime: 1:29:13
Recorded Sat, 28th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 30th Apr. 2012
Special Guest host: Brad Williams
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:30 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:15 Kevin in Australia. Brad Williams filling in. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
4:45 Bears and twinkies.
5:25 Shout-outs: MaryBeth and Justin celebrate Justin's birthday.
8:10 Email bag: Nadine from Sydney Incognito Batman.
9:45 Ryan Magner from Newport, RI sends in this. (Video set to private).
11:00 David asks for a Connery shout-out for his girlfriend Roux.
12:30 Hollywood Helper: Patrick Dempsey rescued a kid from a crash. brad says it's a message from God.
16:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Arnie on the Fitness Express.
19:30 Exquisite Acting: Sven Mombasa sends in Arnie on the Streets of San Francisco.
22:20 HBO Headlines: Beyoncé named the Worlds Most Beautiful Woman.
24:20 Megan Fox pregnant. Brad as a human vibrator.
25:55 Lucy Lee arrested.
28:30 Neil Diamond married his manager, and Brad gets a joke filed.
30:20 Lindsay Lohan attacked by Rosie O'Donnell. The Evils of O'Donnell. Exit to Eden. Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee. Brad hits it out of the park.
34:45 Forbes fictional 15.
36:30 Audience joins in with the Duck Tales theme.
38:05 Brad on Forrest Gump. Trivia Night at the pub. Brad calls foul on the list, just as Kevin did in the previous year. Brad pointed out Ralph's Simpson's mistake. Ralph ejects someone from the audience.
40:30 Apology to Rebecca Black. Double Take - Hot Problems. Brad wants to go after them.
43:05 Chelsea Handler with her boyfriend again. Brad says Chelsea's midget has been in porn. Took a swipe at Angelina Jolie.
44:50 Quote: "Greasy-haired crack whore."
45:10 Quote: "She must have, like, three assholes!"
47:00 Hulk Hogan sex-tape stills released. Color Commentary by Brad Williams.
49:05 Mike Tyson to appear in Hangover III. Mike's past discussed, and pigeons.
50:45 Ryan Seacrest to be paid $30m for American Idol.
52:05 Quote: "He killed him ...!"
53:15 Brad and Ralph pre-order their tickets to Hell via a Dick Clark and the Fries Girl conversation.
54:35 Kardashian's renewed for 3 more seasons for $40m. Ralph compares them to a trailer park family.
55:25 Quotes: "Sears tires ... baby gap," "40 acres of Khloe," "Stop being Armenian!"
58:05 Kim in bed with Kris Jenner. Brad Williams is on FIRE!
59:40 Kim in LAX earrings. Zoom. Nail polish Kollection.
1:02:50 Ukrainian Barbie. 1. 2. Brad scared the shit out of kids, with life-size Barbie.
1:03:30 Quotes: "Caulk!" "You could fuck a real Barbie!"
1:05:00 Movies That Will Suck: Jungle Book (Live Action). Top Gun 2. The Fast and the Furious 6. Russell Crowe in Noah.
1:06:25 Val Kilmer takes a knocking. Mexican accents.
1:09:50 The remaining Jackson's to go on tour.
1:10:40 Demi Lovato gets some life advice from Brad Williams. Paraguay gig.
1:11:25 Quote: "Bring it on!"
1:13:50 Lady Gaga starts her tour in Korea. CAC unhappy.
1:15:45 Justin Bieber names his penis "Jerry."
1:17:05 Quote: "Jerry's kids."
1:17:20 Brad met him at the Laugh Factory.
1:18:30 Geek News: BeeSting arrested.
1:20:40 The T.A.R.D.I.S. Tickler.
1:22:40 Real life Star Trek phaser.
1:23:50 Gay Batman.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph overcomes while Kevin is Downunder with the help of special guest Brad Williams."
Runtime: 1:29:13
Recorded Sat, 28th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 30th Apr. 2012
Special Guest host: Brad Williams
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:30 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:15 Kevin in Australia. Brad Williams filling in. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
4:45 Bears and twinkies.
5:25 Shout-outs: MaryBeth and Justin celebrate Justin's birthday.
8:10 Email bag: Nadine from Sydney Incognito Batman.
9:45 Ryan Magner from Newport, RI sends in this. (Video set to private).
11:00 David asks for a Connery shout-out for his girlfriend Roux.
12:30 Hollywood Helper: Patrick Dempsey rescued a kid from a crash. brad says it's a message from God.
16:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Arnie on the Fitness Express.
19:30 Exquisite Acting: Sven Mombasa sends in Arnie on the Streets of San Francisco.
22:20 HBO Headlines: Beyoncé named the Worlds Most Beautiful Woman.
24:20 Megan Fox pregnant. Brad as a human vibrator.
25:55 Lucy Lee arrested.
28:30 Neil Diamond married his manager, and Brad gets a joke filed.
30:20 Lindsay Lohan attacked by Rosie O'Donnell. The Evils of O'Donnell. Exit to Eden. Lindsay Lohan on the set of Glee. Brad hits it out of the park.
34:45 Forbes fictional 15.
36:30 Audience joins in with the Duck Tales theme.
38:05 Brad on Forrest Gump. Trivia Night at the pub. Brad calls foul on the list, just as Kevin did in the previous year. Brad pointed out Ralph's Simpson's mistake. Ralph ejects someone from the audience.
40:30 Apology to Rebecca Black. Double Take - Hot Problems. Brad wants to go after them.
43:05 Chelsea Handler with her boyfriend again. Brad says Chelsea's midget has been in porn. Took a swipe at Angelina Jolie.
44:50 Quote: "Greasy-haired crack whore."
45:10 Quote: "She must have, like, three assholes!"
47:00 Hulk Hogan sex-tape stills released. Color Commentary by Brad Williams.
49:05 Mike Tyson to appear in Hangover III. Mike's past discussed, and pigeons.
50:45 Ryan Seacrest to be paid $30m for American Idol.
52:05 Quote: "He killed him ...!"
53:15 Brad and Ralph pre-order their tickets to Hell via a Dick Clark and the Fries Girl conversation.
54:35 Kardashian's renewed for 3 more seasons for $40m. Ralph compares them to a trailer park family.
55:25 Quotes: "Sears tires ... baby gap," "40 acres of Khloe," "Stop being Armenian!"
58:05 Kim in bed with Kris Jenner. Brad Williams is on FIRE!
59:40 Kim in LAX earrings. Zoom. Nail polish Kollection.
1:02:50 Ukrainian Barbie. 1. 2. Brad scared the shit out of kids, with life-size Barbie.
1:03:30 Quotes: "Caulk!" "You could fuck a real Barbie!"
1:05:00 Movies That Will Suck: Jungle Book (Live Action). Top Gun 2. The Fast and the Furious 6. Russell Crowe in Noah.
1:06:25 Val Kilmer takes a knocking. Mexican accents.
1:09:50 The remaining Jackson's to go on tour.
1:10:40 Demi Lovato gets some life advice from Brad Williams. Paraguay gig.
1:11:25 Quote: "Bring it on!"
1:13:50 Lady Gaga starts her tour in Korea. CAC unhappy.
1:15:45 Justin Bieber names his penis "Jerry."
1:17:05 Quote: "Jerry's kids."
1:17:20 Brad met him at the Laugh Factory.
1:18:30 Geek News: BeeSting arrested.
1:20:40 The T.A.R.D.I.S. Tickler.
1:22:40 Real life Star Trek phaser.
1:23:50 Gay Batman.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 79
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin avenge themselves something fierce."
Runtime: 1:35:16
Recorded Sat, 14th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 16th Apr. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
1:17 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:10 Energetic intro. Kevin was in Detroit with Mewes. Ran into Billy Gardell. Shrieking guy in the audience, again.
3:55 Quote. "Delta: Friendly to the portly."
4:20 Ralph saw The Avengers, and is asked for his opinion. Avengers talk, to the best of Ralph's discretion.
11:30 Shrieking Guy told off by Ralph. Kevin defends.
14:35 Next week: no Babble-On as Kevin and Ralph are both away. Brad Williams to stand in the following week. Kevin interrupts Ralph several times.
15:55 Shout-outs: Ian and Michelle celebrate Michelle's birthday. Ralph almost causes the murder of Jeff.
19:40 Wynn-Off!
21:15 Tara, Morgan and John celebrate Garrett's 27th birthday. Garrett ships out to the Army, faces 9 weeks without Babble-On.
23:20 Kevin's peeing history. Ralph scares the shit outta Kevin.
24:10 Reuben and Elia are High School sweethearts. Are quizzed on their respective ages. Math takes a knock. Again.
26:20 Quote: "The rustiest."
27:25 Miguel, Justin and Augustine from Ontario, make Ralph grill Justin on his move to Alabama.
29:10 Melissa and Co. move from Tennessee.
30:30 Ryan and Ian at The Lovitz. Nursing questioned. Ralph dated some nurses. Kevin asks for details, but Ralph won't divulge.
30:50 Quote: "You lose! Twenty-two ..."
33:20 Quote: "You fucked me so hard, a little poop came out ..."
34:30 Kevin on a hot teacher at school.
35:15 Email bag: Ralph's false teeth fall out. Don't Stop Believing in Movies.
37:00 Quote: "MONTAGE!" Ralph as Drunk Chick makes a reappearance.
38:00 Dan Cristelli found the HBO Drinking Game on Craigslist. Partial list.
39:00 Kev-In: Titanic. (Other images unavailable). Titanic 3D released.
41:25 Some people didn't know the Titanic was a real event. Sad, sad, world.
42:20 Florida Soup.
43:15 Chris Downey on ForTheLoveOfSmod. Video.
45:30 HR Pufnstuf-chat. Kevin admits the Pufnstuf bit died.
46:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Luke Askew. Easy Rider. Big Love.
47:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Mike Wallace. The Insider.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: Tim Robbins in Howard the Duck.
51:15 Hollywood Helper: Jon Lovitz. Twitter pic. DJ James with a factoid.
54:40 DJ James after-show plans.
55:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Misty Norton sends in The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
57:45 HBO Headlines. Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor. Kids are terrors.
1:00:30 Lindsay Lohan gets into a fight in a nightclub.
1:02:00 Clint Eastwood sues a furniture store.
1:03:45 Miley Cyrus complains about photographers. Shopping. Into her car. Zoom.
1:05:15 Quote: "Cotton candy on prom night."
1:05:35 Pussycat Doll.
1:06:30 Tila Tequila should have died. Studies psychiatry.
1:07:20 Anderson Cooper loses his shit, again.
1:10:00 Mel Gibson fighting with Joe Eszterhas. Mel hates John Lennon. FUCK THAT GUY!
1:12:40 Chevy Chase doesn't like Community. Kevin describes his lunch with Chevy.
1:18:15 Celebrity advice, from Ralph and Kevin.
1:19:30 Kim Kardashian's reality show to be expanded. Make-up shot. Lummox. The finest Garman-critique.
1:22:15 Olympic Opening Ceremony contact Keith Moon to play.
1:23:55 Geek News: Bacon guy (file!)
1:24:45 Guy says his grandfather invented Batman in 1932. Sketch 1. Sketch 2.
1:26:50 Iron Man 3 in the works. Kevin plugs Iron Man. Ralph says no Mandarin for Iron Man 3. Nope!
1:28:40 The Dark Knight Rises Still. Still 2.
1:31:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin avenge themselves something fierce."
Runtime: 1:35:16
Recorded Sat, 14th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 16th Apr. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
1:17 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:10 Energetic intro. Kevin was in Detroit with Mewes. Ran into Billy Gardell. Shrieking guy in the audience, again.
3:55 Quote. "Delta: Friendly to the portly."
4:20 Ralph saw The Avengers, and is asked for his opinion. Avengers talk, to the best of Ralph's discretion.
11:30 Shrieking Guy told off by Ralph. Kevin defends.
14:35 Next week: no Babble-On as Kevin and Ralph are both away. Brad Williams to stand in the following week. Kevin interrupts Ralph several times.
15:55 Shout-outs: Ian and Michelle celebrate Michelle's birthday. Ralph almost causes the murder of Jeff.
19:40 Wynn-Off!
21:15 Tara, Morgan and John celebrate Garrett's 27th birthday. Garrett ships out to the Army, faces 9 weeks without Babble-On.
23:20 Kevin's peeing history. Ralph scares the shit outta Kevin.
24:10 Reuben and Elia are High School sweethearts. Are quizzed on their respective ages. Math takes a knock. Again.
26:20 Quote: "The rustiest."
27:25 Miguel, Justin and Augustine from Ontario, make Ralph grill Justin on his move to Alabama.
29:10 Melissa and Co. move from Tennessee.
30:30 Ryan and Ian at The Lovitz. Nursing questioned. Ralph dated some nurses. Kevin asks for details, but Ralph won't divulge.
30:50 Quote: "You lose! Twenty-two ..."
33:20 Quote: "You fucked me so hard, a little poop came out ..."
34:30 Kevin on a hot teacher at school.
35:15 Email bag: Ralph's false teeth fall out. Don't Stop Believing in Movies.
37:00 Quote: "MONTAGE!" Ralph as Drunk Chick makes a reappearance.
38:00 Dan Cristelli found the HBO Drinking Game on Craigslist. Partial list.
39:00 Kev-In: Titanic. (Other images unavailable). Titanic 3D released.
41:25 Some people didn't know the Titanic was a real event. Sad, sad, world.
42:20 Florida Soup.
43:15 Chris Downey on ForTheLoveOfSmod. Video.
45:30 HR Pufnstuf-chat. Kevin admits the Pufnstuf bit died.
46:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Luke Askew. Easy Rider. Big Love.
47:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Mike Wallace. The Insider.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: Tim Robbins in Howard the Duck.
51:15 Hollywood Helper: Jon Lovitz. Twitter pic. DJ James with a factoid.
54:40 DJ James after-show plans.
55:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Misty Norton sends in The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.
57:45 HBO Headlines. Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor. Kids are terrors.
1:00:30 Lindsay Lohan gets into a fight in a nightclub.
1:02:00 Clint Eastwood sues a furniture store.
1:03:45 Miley Cyrus complains about photographers. Shopping. Into her car. Zoom.
1:05:15 Quote: "Cotton candy on prom night."
1:05:35 Pussycat Doll.
1:06:30 Tila Tequila should have died. Studies psychiatry.
1:07:20 Anderson Cooper loses his shit, again.
1:10:00 Mel Gibson fighting with Joe Eszterhas. Mel hates John Lennon. FUCK THAT GUY!
1:12:40 Chevy Chase doesn't like Community. Kevin describes his lunch with Chevy.
1:18:15 Celebrity advice, from Ralph and Kevin.
1:19:30 Kim Kardashian's reality show to be expanded. Make-up shot. Lummox. The finest Garman-critique.
1:22:15 Olympic Opening Ceremony contact Keith Moon to play.
1:23:55 Geek News: Bacon guy (file!)
1:24:45 Guy says his grandfather invented Batman in 1932. Sketch 1. Sketch 2.
1:26:50 Iron Man 3 in the works. Kevin plugs Iron Man. Ralph says no Mandarin for Iron Man 3. Nope!
1:28:40 The Dark Knight Rises Still. Still 2.
1:31:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 78
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin make it magic and pray for no sweaticus. Also, #DarkSideKnight choices revealed."
Runtime: 1:44:27
Recorded Sat, 7th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 9th Apr. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
0:45 Kevin went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Florida.
2:00 Quotes: "No-sweaticus," "Snowicus!" "Devil-snow," "Big One,"
3:35 Kevin perplexed by Butterbeer. Unable to buy a wand.
7:00 Ralph plugs Audible.com and Tough Sh*t.
7:30 Kevin was waaay into Jam On It and New Shoes, and finally Tough Sh*t.
8:30 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Leonard Nimoy - Letter to Spock.
10:20 Quote: "Small, glass gaming spheres."
11:00 Shout-outs: Amanda the Elevator Girl celebrates her birthday. Kevin explains the Elevator Girl origin.
12:20 Ralph drinks Kevin and Bean.
14:14 Eric, Ben and Moodyman celebrate Ben's 21st birthday. Pacino Creepy Clown.
14:45 Quotes: "Loose butthole," "MoodyMan Sloppy," "Ralph Garman - the man of like, 20 voices."
17:15 **first appearance** Pacino Creepy Clown (Used in theme).
17:45 Melanie and Jeff celebrate Jeff's 35th birthday. Ralph chides Melanie. Davey and Goliath shout-out. Ralph up to 31 voices now.
19:40 Louis, Rob, Liz and John celebrate John's 21st birthday. Louis annoyed at Rob and Liz. Louis' tattoo.
22:15 Holly and Joseph from Portland Michigan. Kevin inquires about the various Portlands scattered across the States. Ralph inquires about the current owners of Michigan, and chides Holly for wanting to celebrate her birthday; four months late. Holly is fond of Lovitz.
24:44 David A and Carlos celebrate Carlos' birthday. Kevin confused about his sexy voice.
25:10 Quotes: "37?!" "Why is it creepy?!"
26:25 Josh Gilmore (30th) and Doug (finished film school) at the Lovitz. Met Kevin when promoting Clerks II.
28:30 Chris Morris from Canada gets a long-distance dedication from his buddy. Ralph on the States invading Canada. Shout-out to the Vancouver Film School. Ralph mocks Kevin for dropping out of school.
33:37 Justin and Chris from Bellflower celebrate Justin's birthday. Fries Girl Bowie. Kevin disappoints the crowd by saying he won't dance.
36:45 Flavors.
37:15 Email bag: Kev-In: Mark T sends in this.
38:30 Violet from Croatia asks for Christopher Walken to wish her boyfriend Pete a happy birthday.
39:30 BatRalph and Kev(Rob)In.
40:20 Reuben's friend crashed his bus while laughing at HBO.
41:00 Jonathan pissed off his friend Adam Levantis.
41:15 Kevin chides the Sad Hulk Music.
42:00 Nick sends in Kevin's cameo on Law & Order. Kevin without a beard. (Video unavailable).
45:00 **First appearance** "E Chu Ta!"
45:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jim Marshall. Wild Thing.
47:55 Exquisite Acting: Mo Shawnette sends in Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons.
49:25 Hollywood Helpers: Ryan Gosling rescued a woman from being hit by a cab.
51:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Wars Kinect. "B.A.N.T.H.A.S!" Childhood killed. Harrison Ford quote. Kevin interjects on what he has just saw.
56:00 HBO Headlines: New Releases: Titanic 3D, A.T.M. Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope. American Pie: The Reunion.
59:20 Ralph and Kevin with be at Comic-Con, this year.
1:00:00 Kate Winslet hates My Heart Will Go On. Me, too! Good on you, Kate!
1:01:10 Adam West's star finally placed down in Hollywood. Ralph paid complements from Adam West and Kevin. Go donate!
1:05:00 **first appearance** Fucked-up Amanda Bynes; hit a cop car. Kevin recalls seeing her in the cinema.
1:07:00 Bruce Willis a dad again.
1:07:50 Lisa Robin Kelly has a new mugshot.
1:09:00 Daniel Craig to drink Heineken as James Bond. Olympic commitee asks for a James Bond section for the Olympic Opening Ceremony.
1:11:55 Ralph references Sean Connery being interviewed by Barbara Walters. Ralph back to 29 voices. Doesn't do women.
1:13:00 Bully reclassified, and discussed.
1:14:40 Nicolas Cage needs to pay a ton of tax.
1:15:30 Quote: "I pee fire," "I'm more of a treasure/puck protector."
1:16:10 Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West. Theraflu. Amber Rose claims seem to be true. Pic.
1:19:50 Barbie is bald. Friends. Inappropriate Barbies, by Ralph.
1:21:50 Movies That Will Suck: Michael Bay has the rights to make the next Halloween Movie. Dumb and Dumber 2. Angry Birds movie. Grown Ups 2, with Taylor Lautner. The Mummy reboot. Bigfoot movie. Bigfoot discussed.
1:26:40 The Beatles: The Next Generation.
1:27:40 The Jackson Four to tour, without Touchy. Jesse Jackson not involved.
1:29:00 Boy George got his ass kicked. Pic.
1:29:50 David Lynch's Crazy Clown Time. Ralph not a fan. Ralph and Kevin plug Twin Peaks.
1:34:50 Geek News: Kevin likes to smoke weed. Batman Vs. Darth Vader. Hollywood Babble-On cartoon coming soon. III (Josh Stifter). II (AnimatedPhil). I (Yagimoth).
1:40:15 Ralph shouts-out to Jamie Walton and The Wayne Foundation. (Image unavailable).
1:43:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin make it magic and pray for no sweaticus. Also, #DarkSideKnight choices revealed."
Runtime: 1:44:27
Recorded Sat, 7th Apr. 2012
Released Mon, 9th Apr. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
0:45 Kevin went to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Florida.
2:00 Quotes: "No-sweaticus," "Snowicus!" "Devil-snow," "Big One,"
3:35 Kevin perplexed by Butterbeer. Unable to buy a wand.
7:00 Ralph plugs Audible.com and Tough Sh*t.
7:30 Kevin was waaay into Jam On It and New Shoes, and finally Tough Sh*t.
8:30 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Leonard Nimoy - Letter to Spock.
10:20 Quote: "Small, glass gaming spheres."
11:00 Shout-outs: Amanda the Elevator Girl celebrates her birthday. Kevin explains the Elevator Girl origin.
12:20 Ralph drinks Kevin and Bean.
14:14 Eric, Ben and Moodyman celebrate Ben's 21st birthday. Pacino Creepy Clown.
14:45 Quotes: "Loose butthole," "MoodyMan Sloppy," "Ralph Garman - the man of like, 20 voices."
17:15 **first appearance** Pacino Creepy Clown (Used in theme).
17:45 Melanie and Jeff celebrate Jeff's 35th birthday. Ralph chides Melanie. Davey and Goliath shout-out. Ralph up to 31 voices now.
19:40 Louis, Rob, Liz and John celebrate John's 21st birthday. Louis annoyed at Rob and Liz. Louis' tattoo.
22:15 Holly and Joseph from Portland Michigan. Kevin inquires about the various Portlands scattered across the States. Ralph inquires about the current owners of Michigan, and chides Holly for wanting to celebrate her birthday; four months late. Holly is fond of Lovitz.
24:44 David A and Carlos celebrate Carlos' birthday. Kevin confused about his sexy voice.
25:10 Quotes: "37?!" "Why is it creepy?!"
26:25 Josh Gilmore (30th) and Doug (finished film school) at the Lovitz. Met Kevin when promoting Clerks II.
28:30 Chris Morris from Canada gets a long-distance dedication from his buddy. Ralph on the States invading Canada. Shout-out to the Vancouver Film School. Ralph mocks Kevin for dropping out of school.
33:37 Justin and Chris from Bellflower celebrate Justin's birthday. Fries Girl Bowie. Kevin disappoints the crowd by saying he won't dance.
36:45 Flavors.
37:15 Email bag: Kev-In: Mark T sends in this.
38:30 Violet from Croatia asks for Christopher Walken to wish her boyfriend Pete a happy birthday.
39:30 BatRalph and Kev(Rob)In.
40:20 Reuben's friend crashed his bus while laughing at HBO.
41:00 Jonathan pissed off his friend Adam Levantis.
41:15 Kevin chides the Sad Hulk Music.
42:00 Nick sends in Kevin's cameo on Law & Order. Kevin without a beard. (Video unavailable).
45:00 **First appearance** "E Chu Ta!"
45:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jim Marshall. Wild Thing.
47:55 Exquisite Acting: Mo Shawnette sends in Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons.
49:25 Hollywood Helpers: Ryan Gosling rescued a woman from being hit by a cab.
51:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Wars Kinect. "B.A.N.T.H.A.S!" Childhood killed. Harrison Ford quote. Kevin interjects on what he has just saw.
56:00 HBO Headlines: New Releases: Titanic 3D, A.T.M. Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope. American Pie: The Reunion.
59:20 Ralph and Kevin with be at Comic-Con, this year.
1:00:00 Kate Winslet hates My Heart Will Go On. Me, too! Good on you, Kate!
1:01:10 Adam West's star finally placed down in Hollywood. Ralph paid complements from Adam West and Kevin. Go donate!
1:05:00 **first appearance** Fucked-up Amanda Bynes; hit a cop car. Kevin recalls seeing her in the cinema.
1:07:00 Bruce Willis a dad again.
1:07:50 Lisa Robin Kelly has a new mugshot.
1:09:00 Daniel Craig to drink Heineken as James Bond. Olympic commitee asks for a James Bond section for the Olympic Opening Ceremony.
1:11:55 Ralph references Sean Connery being interviewed by Barbara Walters. Ralph back to 29 voices. Doesn't do women.
1:13:00 Bully reclassified, and discussed.
1:14:40 Nicolas Cage needs to pay a ton of tax.
1:15:30 Quote: "I pee fire," "I'm more of a treasure/puck protector."
1:16:10 Kim Kardashian dating Kanye West. Theraflu. Amber Rose claims seem to be true. Pic.
1:19:50 Barbie is bald. Friends. Inappropriate Barbies, by Ralph.
1:21:50 Movies That Will Suck: Michael Bay has the rights to make the next Halloween Movie. Dumb and Dumber 2. Angry Birds movie. Grown Ups 2, with Taylor Lautner. The Mummy reboot. Bigfoot movie. Bigfoot discussed.
1:26:40 The Beatles: The Next Generation.
1:27:40 The Jackson Four to tour, without Touchy. Jesse Jackson not involved.
1:29:00 Boy George got his ass kicked. Pic.
1:29:50 David Lynch's Crazy Clown Time. Ralph not a fan. Ralph and Kevin plug Twin Peaks.
1:34:50 Geek News: Kevin likes to smoke weed. Batman Vs. Darth Vader. Hollywood Babble-On cartoon coming soon. III (Josh Stifter). II (AnimatedPhil). I (Yagimoth).
1:40:15 Ralph shouts-out to Jamie Walton and The Wayne Foundation. (Image unavailable).
1:43:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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