Hollywood Babble-On 183: September 26, 2014

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Description: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on September  26, 2014."
Runtime: 1:41:10
Recorded Sat, 26th Sept. 2014
Released Mon, 29th Sept. 2014
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1:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Kevin chides the audience for Tusk. Tusk talk: Kevin's critics. "Worse than the holocaust!" 
5:30 Kevin on the Experience of Tusk. Kevin on The Bad News Bears (1976).
7:25 Smokin' Tusk.
9:05 "My butt's a little red ..." Kevin on The True North Trilogy. #WalrusYes
12:40 Tusk allowed Kevin to get the financing for Clerks III.
14:20 "Art begats art."
15:25 Ralph and The Gute were shooting Lavalantula! Spring 2015. "Put The Gute in a suit!"
19:10 Shout-outs: Jeff and Steve Golenberg celebrate Jeff's stag party. "No." "Bangkok." Ralph stirs.
21:51 Diane, Eric and George like an awesome cocktacular show. Ed Wynne proud of George. Sexy Kev loves Eric. "Are you in elementary school?" "It's Cock-Tacular!"
25:05 "Brandon Gilichbauer!" "That's me!" Abbot and Costello's Who's On First? via John Travolta.
27:50 Mike and Brianna endure more Gilichbauer. "Winter is coming!" Brianna pregnant. Bill Cosby and Winnie The Pooh abbreviate Tusk.
30:30 Alison and Joey from Texas, "woooOOOooo." Hates Dallas. "National Treasure Protector!" Birthday greetings for Joey via Bowie.
33:10 Email bag: Alex from Brazil (Brooklyn,) (Brazil by Kate Bush reference,) asks for Pee Wee Herman to perform Denzel Washington's Training Day speech.
34:40 Ashley sends in realestate.com.au
36:00 Bill Tilley sends in Xanadu.
36:40 Bobby dislikes Ralpah. Fuckin' Ming.
37:45 Arnie sings: I Feel Pretty from West Side Story.
39:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Polly BergenClip.
41:00 Tinseltown stiff: Skip E. LoweClip.
42:35 Tinseltown stiff:Don KeeferClip.
44:30 Hollywood Helpers: Bryan Cranston in Breaking Brad. Mike Tyson helps a crash victim. "Soft voice."
48:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls. Ralph shits all over Ace Ventura.
50:15 Exquisite Acting: Jim Carrey, again.
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54:35 Kev-In: VPerfect StrangersMiami Vice. Kev on DMC.
1:00:05 HBO Headlines: "Three-titted whore," Oh, it's like Total Recall! Fake. "Oh, I'd be all over that ...!" Dr. Josh with a well-placed boing. "Collecting sexual oddities."
1:03:00 Charlo Greene video. Kevin astounded.
1:06:00 Christopher Walken as Cap'n Hook. Bieber takes a hit.
1:07:40 Kim Kardashian in The Fappening. Kris Jenner files for divorce. Woman.  
1:10:20 Ralph takes another swipe at Rob Schneider. Ad. "Science exists." Dr. Josh with a well-placed headshot.
1:12:45 LiLo Live! On-stage! Stumbling! Pic.
1:14:45 Shia LeBeouf does laps around the museum.
1:15:45 Kevin Spacey's stalker sent to jail. "I was over-zealous!"
1:17:00 Keanu Reeves has two! Count 'em! Two! Stalkers.
1:18:40 Walking Dead flesh sandwich. "Bone marrow!" Terminus Tavern.
1:20:45 The Guinea Grill makes The Garman, and Smith Chips. Kevin self-files.
1:21:40 Channing Tatum Magic Mike extra contest
1:24:05 Justin Bieber cliff-dives, and perforates his ear-drum. Ralph creates hashtag. Time Travel Movie. "Looper for douchebags." "Doucher!" S.H.I.T.T.
1:27:45 Geek News: Marvel Comics settles with Jack Kirby's estate out-of court.
1:29:50 New X-Man movie in the works. 
1:30:40 SModCo ads: HuluPlus.com/babble  
1:32:28 CBS announces SuperGirl TV series. "Tits?" "Field of Dreams." Kevin met Kevin Costner.
1:35:25 The Piano Guys - Batman Evolution.
1:36:55 Liam Neesons Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 182: Secret Origins 3

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Description: "Listen back as we bring you the beginning of some of our favorite segments and the best bits 'o Babble."
Runtime: 2:21:00
Recorded Sat, 28th Jul - 4th Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 1st Sept 2014
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Hey Hey!

Just a quick on this week; Welcome to part 3 of the HBO Secret Origin saga. One day, my friend Scott Holden asked me to guest on his podcast, and he asked me about a part 3 of HBO: Secret Origins. I had recently asked Ralph about doing it, but both he and I had forgotten about it (One of the downsides of a busy working week).

I asked Ralph again, and the result is this week's episode. Containing the introductory segments and best bits from EP's 126-177, HBO: Secret Origins contains no material from The Lovitz. As Secret Origins 2 finished, as did Ralph and Kevin's time at The Lovitz, so this material is from The Improv and out on the road.



PS: I hope you like the merriment at the end.

Hollywood Babble-On 181: August 23, 2014

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Description: "Kevin and Ralph celebrate four years of Babble-On at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 23, 2014."
Runtime: 1:45:05
Recorded Sat, 23rd Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 25th Aug. 2014
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2:30 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:05 Hollywood Babble-On is 4 years old! "Failure is success training." Quick Babble-On history. "If somebody tells you 'no,' just fuck 'em." "Go hunt human beings."
8:10 #WalrusYes update. "Fat fingers." Yoga Hosers update - Johnny Depp in the cast, and origin.
13:45 Ralph explains the influence of Kevin on his life. Ralph's package. "Glue."
16:30 Shout-outs: "I don't have to do that shit anymore ... I'm working with Johnny Depp." Marty, Mika, Chris and Homer are privy to Ralph's Homer impression. "Anniversary sex." "Why are the drinks so expensive here?" "Company spirit." Al Pacino provides proof of attendance.
22:20 Justin, Aldo et al. celebrate Aldo's birthday. Aldo in Planet of the Apes discussed. Doc Brown celebrations. Sexy Kev advocates the opening of the Rusty Wagonwheel to an HBO virgin. "We did 20 minutes on fuckin' Aldo, how did you forget his name?!"
25:50 Peter from Seattle, WA attends The Improv alone. David Lynch swipes Kevin' pride.
27:35 The German's greet Laura and Pat from Louisville, KY. Pat's fan art. Dr. Josh tells Ralph his mic isn't working.
30:20 Jonathan Gil-Patrick celebrates Lizzie's birthday with David Bowie. Kevin throws his towel at Ralph.
33:30 Email bag: Carl Johnson asks for Pee Wee Herman to recite Wyatt Earp's "Hell's comin'," from Tombstone.
35:15 J. Jonah Jameson hopefulls. #14. "A sense of thank-you and fuck-you!" "Caught up in Webb." Arnold, Ed Wynne do the line. #GarmanYes
38:30 Erin sends in daughter Rowan's impressions. "Don't teach your kid my fuckin' impressions!"
39:12 Brian sends in his Affleck Super Friends art.
39:50 Arnie sings Xanadu. Skating. "Xanaduuuuuuuuuuu!"
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44:48 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Kills the mood in the room for a while ..."
45:35 Tinseltown stiff: Don PardoJFK. "Double-bummer."
47:40 Tinseltown stiff: Lauren BacallWhistle.
49:35 Tinseltown stiff: Robin Williams. Kevin recounts working with Robin Williams, and memories of his own father. The Fisher King. "O Captain, my captain!"
56:00 "Let's go onto happier subjects; sick children!"
56:20 Hollywood Helpers: Chris Pratt visits the local children's hospitalJacketLego. Ralph remembers he knocked the Lego movie. Kevin likes the Lego movie.
59:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Downtown AbbeyRevealZoom. "It's all bush!" "They had vaginas back there!"
1:02:40 Exquisite Acting: Carl Lewis from Liverpool sends in EastEnders Ian Beale ... and remix
1:05:40 Kev-In: A-Kev In SanePorkins and The MatrixCopOn Films.
1:08:20 HBO Headlines: Dating Naked; "Ewww!" "Spreading and pooing." DatingNo blur. Suing VH1 for $10m. Ralph's Asshole is yours for $2m.
1:13:33 Kevin Sorbo calls Ferguson protesters Animals. "Kicked out of the Kevin Club."
1:16:05 Farrah Abraham ad. "$20."
1:18:40 Movies That Will Suck: Simon Cowell's Betty Boop. Ain'tcha. (Point Break remake mentioned). "Stripping in Austin, TX."
1:22:00 Justin Bieber "such a cunt." "Two Canada Border Agency officers ...!" $10k in backstage passes as a bribe. "Oot they went!" "Swaaag, yo!" #IceBucketChallenge .. "You wanna see me in a wet t-shirt?" 
1:28:00 William Hung She Bangs. Married.
1:29:15 Iggy Azalea FancyFalls off-stage. Ralph's Australian rap. "Not so Fancy now, are ya?!"
1:32:30 Geek News: Ant Man goes into production, first image.
1:33:20 Adrien Palicki to be Mockingbird. "Mockingjay."
1:34:45 Side-conversation: Jennifer Lawrence dating Chris Martin.
1:35:20 Action Comics #1 on eBay. Kevin wants a blowjob.
1:37:35 SpiderWoman #1 and art by Milo.
1:40:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 180: Babble-On ComicCon Theater: August 9, 2014

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Description: "Kevin and Ralph Bring Batman 66 Meets the Green Hornet Issue #3 to life at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 9, 2014."
Runtime: 1:05:20
Recorded Sat, 9th Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 18th Aug. 2014
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2:07 Hollywood Babble-On ComicCon Theater intro.
3:00 Issue #3 of Batman '66 Vs. The Green Hornet to be read tonight.
4:20 Kevin on Wonder Woman - Will Marvel or DC win Comic Con?
6:20 "Batman saaad!"
7:00 DC change the release date for Batman Vs. Superman. "My liver is almost the size of my balls, now."
7:45 Bat-spoilers.
9:00 Bat-jizz.
9:30 Ralph's AquaMan. Kevin on Game of Thrones.
11:00 Kev's views on Hall H piracy.
11:50 Ralph and Kevin spending time with Adam West.
12:40 Kevin on Ralph's mother.
13:00 Batman '66 Blu-ray/DVD to be released in November. Bat-lunch!
16:00 History of the recent Babble-On ComicCon Theater, episodes and story.
22:25 Additional voices - James plays Chuckles and  Mr. Flam.
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26:09 Hollywood ComicCon Babble-On ComicCon Theater. Green Hornet City!
26:50 Theme music (Page 3).
28:25 Kevin on How To Bane.
29:03 Page Turn (Page 4).
29:50 "Adhesive." "Gasp!"
30:09 Page Turn (Page 5) .
31:40 Page Turn(Page 6) .
32:25 "Wonder Twins Power Activate!" "Baaaat-Caaaaave!"
33:15 Bat-Roofy.
33:30 Page Turn (Page 8). "Deep." "Wow!"
34:30 Page Turn (Page 9). Silence of the Bats. "Dick-measuring." "Gas-aftertaste."
35:54 Page Turn (Page 11).
37:44 Page Turn (Page 12). Cheers for Arnie-Kato.
40:00 Page Turn (Page 15). Sound effects.
43:07 Page Turn (Page 16).
43:30 Page Turn (Page 18).
45:50 "Hi-ya!"
45:55 Page Turn (Page 21).
46:30 "Glad to see you, boss!"
47:25 Page Turn (Page 24). Nets in Batman.
48:50 Mic to James. 
49:50 James gets his voice critiqued. Ed Wynne. 
52:35 Page Turn (Page 26). 'Tis confusion!
54:19 Page Turn (Page 27). Batmobile races out.
56:26 Page Turn (Page 29). Irish Italian, sexy voice. Kevin chides Ralph on other peoples impressions.
1:01:30 "Schtick-up!"

Hollywood Babble-On 179: August 09, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on August 9, 2014."
Runtime: 1:55:53
Recorded Sat, 9th Aug. 2014
Released Mon, 11th Aug. 2014
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2:02 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:00 Kevin missed The Improv; Steven Hawking in the audience.
3:35 Ralph breaks down recording the pilot, last week.
5:00 Dude knocks Chasing Amy. Ralph on Adam West. 
6:00 Kevin reflects on the pilot.
7:50 Kevin's preparation. "Suckin' my own tits .. suckin' my own dick .." "We're gonna make MONEEEY!"
9:45 HBO: Freedom, baby!
10:45 Tusk premiere in Toronto: Sept. 6th.
11:25 Kevin's dream: to be in pre-production, when a film premieres (Yoga Hosers).
12:30 Shout-outs: Ralph's assistant Gaby and HBO producer Gaby Zamora. "The going away show ..."
14:10 Paul and Veronika, Vancouver, BC. "I got a handjob in Langley!" Travelled by car. "Two girls, one show." Veronica smitten with Ralph. "Puppy-doggin' on the bed." "You dried yourself off on a hotel comforter?!" Ralph under the bed. Pacino shout-out.
18:30 Fredrik Bergstek from Lulea, Sweden, FaceBook servers and Battle-droids. Ralph knocks the messaging app. "Anyone else here alone?!" Crickets. Charlton Heston chides Markus. "S'fucked up, man."
22:40 Logan wants to get into Elora's Gamma Ray hole. "We fucked!" Sexy Kev "Fist him to the wrist, girl! Crisco, disco!" "Fisting's not your thing?!" "Hulks out when he's in her ass!"
26:45 Ralph on dildo-ass. "Turn these lights down!" "Allowing a toy to be used on me ...!" "Dick-shaped." Dr. Josh with a well-placed Trek sounder. Kevin rabid for details. Ralph references The Distance by Cake. "No I've had a hairbush up my ass ... not the business end .."
31:05 Sam celebrates Brendan's 20th birthday. Moleman. "Sam's a girl?!" "A little fucking help for the guy reading!" Lost underwear. Huell Howser happy birthday. "Sam, you are one fucked-up broad." "You mole-covered fuck!" "Streaks of California gold!"
34:45 Michelle and Logan Drydale's son sent in an email. "My dad is a dick!" "Some seedy Hollywood hotel." "This kid's getting beat in an hour!" "Beat this kid like a bowl of eggwhites!" Kevin asks if the Canadians know the other Canadians. "Secret Canadian handshake." "Eh? Yea!"
38:30 Mark and Alyssa do The Weathergirls. "Already she's chapped ass." Bowie shout-out. Mark wrote his own email. "You have brought lies into our house, sir!" "They can stand outside!" "Liar Mark!" "Happy birthday to you, Liar!"
42:08 Email bag: Aaron from Ohio asks for PeeWee Herman to do the Fuck you, Pay Me speech from Goodfellas.
43:55 Lorenzo sent in the Spider-Man kite (Image unavailable).
44:30 Derek Rothschild sent in Batman's Electric toothbrush. (Images unavailable). "Hey listen, hairbrush!"
45:50 Buffalo Bill Cosby from James in London. "Would you fuck me?!"
46:44 Xbox video commercial. "Double-dippin'." "You had a hairbrush in yer ass?!"
48:35 Ralph cuts Dr. Josh. 
49:00 Arnie sings: Won't You Be My Neighbor? "Come with me if you want to live, neighbor!"
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55:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Menahem Golan. Filmography discussed. Kevin a fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. "Now you miss him, you pricks!"
58:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Marilyn Burns. Video unavailable. Tusk homage to this clip.
1:01:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Dick Smith. Images unavailable. Ralph and Kevin both wanted to be make-up artists. "Rich kid." "Sticking hairbrushes to your face!" "Fuck you!" Kevin recounts a Mike Bellacose story. Grand Illusion.
1:05:20 Hollywood Helpers: Ralph and Kevin to watch Guardians of the Galaxy together. Marvel send Rocket Raccoon creator GotG. Link. Kevin plugs heroinitiative.org
1:08:34 Shit That Should Not Be: James Vertoevek sends in Hitchcock's The Birds. Bad make-up. Kevin references Tusk, easter eggs, and 3 Shit That Should Not Be's in the movie.
1:10:50 Exquisite Acting: Peter Jensen sends in Talia Shire in Rocky 3.McDonalds Fries Girl. "Adrienne, yay." "FUCK YEAH!"
1:12:55 Kev-In: (Images unavailable). Bill Tilly sends in Kev-In TV shows: Starksy and Hutch, "Roger Ebert towards the end," "File it in hell!" RG and The Bear. Star Wars VII. 
1:15:30 HBO Headlines: The Big Bang Theory cast renegociate their deals for $1m an episode. "We need a sitcom, fast!" "Most be the cure for fat!"
1:17:50 Vin Diesel is a triple threat. Singing Stay With Me. (Video unavailable). "Guardians of Karaoke!"
1:19:20 Sharknado 2 scores 3.9m viewers. Tara Reid asked if a Sharknado could happen. Shark, by Tara. "Cigarettes and vodka." "The Walkers."
1:21:40 Jon Favreau directing The Jungle Book. "Oh, bother!" Cast discussed. Kevin digs Idris Elba.
1:24:18 Idris Elba's cock is huge. Ralph wants to see it, full mast.
1:26:40 Jeff Goldblum poses for a picture with T-Rex.
1:28:10 John Travolta's ex-partner to release a book. History and description. Gay ghost.
1:30:25 Kim Kardashian announces her latest book (Coffee table selfie book) Kim Selfish Kardashian. "Truer words were never spoken in book-form." Kanye West believes the civil rights movement mirrors the prey of the paparazzi. The Smartest Celebrity ever.
1:32:50 The Chainsmokers - Selfie. Kanye.
1:34:45 Patrice Wilson releases Cupcakes.
1:36:15 Movies That Will Suck: Ghostbusters reboot with female cast. Kevin defends. Ralph unsure. Kevin references The Heat. The Expendibles with an all-female cast. "Jessica Rabbit."
"This is no longer an open forum!"
1:41:00 Justin Bieber saves a fisherman. "Face, neck and chest." 
1:43:45 Geek news: Batman Vs. Superman footage at Comic Con. Kevin describes. "Bat-brush." Shooting in Detroit. "People on radio are assholes." Zack Snyder defends Aquaman. "NERD!"
1:48:00 Arnie reveals T5 is called Terminator: Genesys. Kevin astounded that Arnie will be acting in the new movie. "Holy fuck!" "Bitch tits and grey hair!" "The boobies are actually grenades!"
1:50:00 Roy Ives turns down the change to star in Star Trek porn. "Wrath of Dong!" "It's a job, man!" Ralph's joke ammended.
1:52:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 178: July 1, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hammersmith Apollo in London  on July 1, 2014."
Runtime: 1:05:03
Recorded Tues, 1st July 2014
Released Mon, 4th Aug. 2014
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0:40 Kyle Hebert intro - re-recorded intro from HBO 175 until 5:04

4:00 Ralph's daughter on-stage.
5:04 "Loose lips sink Star Ships." - Kevin's visit to Star Wars VII.
7:00 Ralph guesses what Kevin saw on set. 
7:30 Kevin runs around the table.
8:05 "J.J. Abrams is building The Field of Dreams."
9:00 Kevin cried on set, four times, and ***SPOILER ALERT***
10:00 "Would you like me to turn on the lights?"
11:15 The Bubble-Wrap Solution.
12:00 What Kevin experienced, Jar Jar imitation.
13:25 Kevin writing. Kevin introduced Mark Hamill to J.J. Abrams.
15:00 The Story of the Night: "Hey Kevin Smith! Pussy or Star Wars?!" "Use the Force, fucker!"
17:22 Kevin's song: Pussy or Star Wars?
18:51 Shout-outs: Danny and Kaz from Milton Keynes and Dr. Frank. N. Furter.
20:40 Luke and Kelly use the Force.
21:40 George Roots from Dorking mentions Phallic London. Wank London.
24:15 Katie and Magnus from Stockholm, Sweden celebrate Magnus' birthday with David Bowie.
26:10 @SallyR86 shames husband Mick.
27:00 Email bag: Arnold Hampton asks for Pee Wee Herman to read the Taxi Driver speech.
28:00 Robert Cooper's tattoo. HBO 200; Ralph and Kevin to get matching alternate ass tattoo's.
29:40 "Don't worry, fuck those guys!"
30:00 Arnie Sings: The FlintStones. "Wilmaaaaaaa!"
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32:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Meshach Taylor. Hollywood Montrose.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli WallachMr. Freeze.
35:55 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry RichardsCairo swordsman. "A case of the shits."
37:05 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable).
38.20 Shit That Should Not Be: Commando (1985). Self-repairing Porsche. "Transformahs: Because You Will Watch Fucking Anything."
40:30 Exquisite Acting: Steve from Essex sends in Sir Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast.
42:00 Dynamic Duets: Kathy Aldridge from Dallas, Texas asks for Soul Man.
44:00 Kev-In: Ralph mentions Monty Python. Kev-In photos unavailable. Life of Kevin. "Without (Life of Brian), there is no Dogma." Star Wars, Kev. "Fleas from an Ewok." Glen sends in Father Kev
47:15 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. Rehab. "I'll fuck you up!" Arrest.

48:30 Dolly Parton at Glastonbury. "But seriously ... big tits!"
50:10 The Queen on Game of Thrones.
51:00 Kim Kardashian's Baby franchise turns 1. KidChella. "Ig-Nory." "Norphan." "A fucking prop." 
52:20 Lindsay Lohan partying in London. DJ. "She's shite."
53:30 Justin Bieber theme sung by the home crowd, A Capella. Bieber in church. Car accident.
55:30 Lana Del Rey tweeted by Francis Bean Cobain for her ridiculous comments on rockstars who die young. 
56:20 One Direction hit by a shoe. Crowd ecstatic. "A girls shoe!"
58:10 Movies That Will Suck: Splendid Films announces Rambo 5, with Sly (86). "Fighting an enlarged prostate." 
59:15 Geek News: Doctor Who season 8 announced. "Boo!" Trailer shown.
1:00:10 Harrison Ford injury. "Treasure Island."
1:01:10 Super-Idiots. Delboy and Rodney.
1:02:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 177: July 25, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE during San Diego Comic Con weekend at The House Of Blues in San Diego, CA on July 25, 2014."
Runtime: 1:21:13
Recorded Fri, 25th July 2014
Released Mon, 28th July 2014
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1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:50 "Christmas for geeks."
3:50 Ralph sat on the Fox Movies panal, and the Batman '66 DVD/Blu release panal.
4:25 Julie Newmar (80) hit on Ralph. Ralph's fantasies. "Full souson of Bat-cock."
6:25 Kevin brings Kevin Conroy to the stage.
7:20 Kevin explains The Wayne FoundationJamie Walton twitter. Ralph chides Kevin on his verbiage.
9:00 Kevin Conroy speech. "Do it, or I'll find you ... and I'll really fuck you up!" Bat-fucks.
10:40 Kevin's preferred Bat-voice.
11:00 Shout-outs: Laura, Jay, Monica and Julian ... Laura "34H tits," wants Jay to propose to her and Al Pacino assists.
13:30 Jamie and Matt Walters from Australia gets Diplomatic Immunity, and lots of Aussies in attendance. The German's advise on how to surviva a Hall H line.
15:22 Tom and Leanne from Ireland celebrate their anniversary. Bowie birthday wishes.
17:40 Ralph back on Julie Newmar. Ralph references the Chelsea Award. "Then sadly, Burt Ward hit on me, too."
18:30 Josh and Katt ask Kev to marry them while they are in costume. "Get me a loaf and a fish!"
Batman Cacophany cartoon. "Let me get my Jesus on!" "We are gathered here today in this franchised eatery ...!" "Salmon."
23:35 Thor told off for fidgeting with his cape. Words become reality.
24:40 Kevin marries Josh and Katt. "For anal or vaginal ...!" "I, state my name." Mjolnir used as bible. Green Lanern oath. "OK, we got a show to do .. take it outside!"
28:50 Email bag: Brian from Pacifica, CA, shows Adam West in Jaws. (Image unavailable).
30:05 Pee-Wee Herman reads Kirk's eulogy for Spock.
30:50 Winnie The Bane or Banie the Pooh.
31:30 Arnie sings: The Candy Man.
32:35 Tinseltown Stiffs: Skye Bartusiak. Kevin references Fight Club. Clip unavailable.
34:45 Tinseltown stiff: James Garner. Ralph and Kevin both fond. Polaroid clips.
37:50 Ralph reveals that he uses a line of James Garner's regarding drinking.
38:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Larry Mormon sends in Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. "You piece of shit!" "Hell yeah!" "Affleck's here!" Video unavailable. "BRAKE glass."
41:50 Exquisite Acting: Alex sends in John Malcovic's Russian accent in Rounders. "SPIES!" Video unavailable. "Pay that myan his myoney!"
44:20 Kev-In: (Comic-con). Images unavailable. Superman. '66 Batman. "Blobin." Kev Solo.
46:20 JJ. Abrams emails Kev about releasing details of Star Wars. "He's too fat to fly!" "File it, dude!"
47:56 HBO Headlines: Kevin burps. Tusk trailer online. #WalrusYes. Trailer played.
53:30 "I don't want to die in Canada!" Casting couch.
54:30 Weird Al Yankovic at #1 on the album charts. Ralph plays Aluminum Foil. UHF porn parody on the way.
56:45 Kevin Sorbo denied a cameo in the new Hercules movie.
57:45 Bill Murray free ice-cream social.
59:00 Justin Bieber moves into a new condo. Excessive noise, Police called 6 times, in 2 days. Citizens arrest advised. Ralph packing. "We'll get him."
1:01:30 Used wheelchair to cut in line at Disneyland.
1:02:40 Will Ferrell buys the rights to Manimal.
1:04:20 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel's The Last Witch-Hunter. Warner Brothers Space Invaders Movie. Clip unavailable.
1:06:10 Geek News: Ralph's Geek stats. "I like suckin' dick, too!"
1:07:45 Joaquin Phoenix in talks to play Dr. Strange.
1:08:20 Batman pics revealed. "Ludo/Batman sad!"
1:11:00 "I fuckin' betrayed you, like Lando, dude!" Dr. Josh with a well-placed baby clip. Ralph demands his wedding gift back.
1:11:45 JJ Abrams Star Wars charity. It's an X-Wing! pilot discussed. Porkins.
1:14:20 HBO announces WestWorld remake. "Rusty dick."
1:15:40 Dwayne Johnson to play a DC character, not Green Lantern. Shazam.
1:17:50 Bullfightin' Batman. Batmanuel.
1:18:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Girl Audio cut.

Hollywood Babble-On 176: July 18, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on July 18, 2014."
Runtime: 1:33:30
Recorded Fri, 18th July 2014
Released Mon, 21st July 2014
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0:00 SModCO ads: DAVEschool.com

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:30 TMZ journalist vid "Alright, man, fuck off!" "I'm not going to be filmed, am I?!"
8:30 HBO TV-show pilot news update. (Sat 2nd Aug, rehearsal - Kevin's birthday. Sun 3rd Aug, filming). babble(dot)tv(at)aol(dot)com with details of name, age and days available.
11:39 Shout-outs: John and Laurie Ferrero went to SModCastle, The Lovitz and the Improv. Sean Connery gives birthday celebrations (3-way) to John. "Would you do it?" "... Yes." "The Edinbrough Bridge." "Pussy Galore ... and a GoldFinger!"
15:30 James Vertevek is a no show. Arnie sings A Spoonful of Sugar.
17:10 Ian from Sherman Oaks broke Ralph's heart. "He wasn't hiking in Death Valley ..." "Fuck The Cowboys!" U-Haul truck stolen."All you cowboy hats ... all your holsters." Ralph donates t-shirts. "Who are you, Oprah?!" Ralph challenges Kevin. "Shit just got real!"
19:40 Sam from Sydney, Australia attends with two HBO virgins. Dr. Josh getting married tomorrow. Mum Paula back in Australia. "Almost all 20 people you immitate. Al Pacino shout-out. "Nobody loves Paula."
22:50 Michelle from Germany has The Germans ward off homesickness.
25:10 Kevin was recently in Switzerland and explains "Grüezi." "That's my favourite Dustin Hoffman movie!"
26:14 Brian Pedrosa, Dulcinea, forensic anthropology, and ancient Egyptian crimes. Bowie shout-out. "Everything's gonna be alright." No sexy dance.
30:30 Email bag: Pedro from Brazil, sends in a Sexetera clip.
34:00 Matt Westphalen sends in Arnie and Lou Ferrigno.
35:10 Alex in Des Moines, Iowa revelas Kevin does a Winnie The Poo impression. "O bother!" Winnie The Bane. "Hodor."
37:30 Jared from Alberta sends in Pee Wee Herman doing The Untouchables speech.
38:22 Brian Angelo sends in Joaquin Phoenix's hidden forehead face.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Elaine StritchGolden Girls audition.
44:35 Exquisite Acting: Daniel Keane in Dublin sent in Tom Cruise in Far and Away.
46:18 Shit That Should Not Be: Tron PacMan. "Fuck you, Walt Disney! And your frozen head!"
48:30 Dynamic Duets: Elliot High sends in Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler.
52:30 SModCo ads: lootcrate.com/babble/ code: babble
54:10 Kev-IN: TronDrax "Friary," and Ape-kiss. "Oh my God, dude. You look like Gene Simmons!"
57:45 HBO Headlines: Kevin Smith announces Tusk release date (9/19). The Musk of Tusk panel at SDCC, with Tusk trailer.
59:55 Ralph will moderate the DVD/blu release of Batman '66. Ralph blows Adam West. "Don't use your teeEEeeth!"
1:01:45 NBC announces Peter Pan live. Cap'n Walken. "Now I'm shitting blood!"
1:03:50 Lindsay Lohan missing rehearsals in London.
1:05:10 Ralph reveals how Monty Python was for him. Parrot.
1:07:00 American Psycho: The Musical on Broadway. Rocky dies on-stage. Sly sings! Dolph sings!
1:09:55 Kim Kardashian app is the highest rated app. "This is the endtimes!" "What does a blowjob cost?"
1:12:45 Kim Kardashian fuckwit copycat.
1:14:45 Bobby Brown quitting the New Edition reunion tour. Walkoff. "This job is poison!" Brown-jokes.
1:17:15 Nebraska kid selfie. "Does he even know who those men are?"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber: with new best buddy, Chris Brown. "These 2 pieces of shit!" West Side of Canada! Working hardPlugged in. "Porn!" Cliff diving. "OooOOOoooOOOoooh!" Wetsuit. "How soft is this pussy?!"
1:23:34 Geek News: Thor is no longer a dude. "At one point, Thor was a frog!" She-Thor.
1:25:40 Falcon Captain America. "Increase his chances of dating a Kardashian."
1:27:00 Entertainment Weekly Age of Ultron cover.
1:28:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 175: Babble-On ComicCon Theater July 12, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on July 12, 2014."
Runtime: 1:26:49
Recorded Sat, 12th July 2014
Released Mon, 14th July 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCO ads: DAVEschool.com

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Brief explanation of the UK shows, and mentions details of the London Hammersmith show (First four minutes lost; re-recorded tonight). "Lion-face! Lemon-face!"
7:15 Direction from Kevin Smith.
8:30 Re-recording in Progress - "World Famous Improv at the hilt instead of from London." Intro, Garmy chants and the Prince Charles Theatre mentioned. Star Wars set-start.
13:50 Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet due today.
14:16 Bit O' Babble: Alicia says it's Estaban's birthday. Batmobile bribery. New Babble next week.
15:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tommy RamoneBlitzkrieg Bop.
17:29 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave Legeno
19:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Paul Mazursky. Dr. Josh with crickets. Co-created The Monkees.
20:10 Tinseltown Stiff: John SpinksThe Outfield - Your Love. Ralph Garman explains vinyl. "Make 'em laugh, make 'em breakfast!" Ralph mimes. "I dare you to fuck the weirdo!" "Three or four times!"
25:09 Tinseltown Stiff: Bob Hastings. Ralph's new catchphrase: "Better than dying aged 50 in Death Valley!"
29:05 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieberv Sk8s! "That's eggs-septional!" "I hope it's Compton." "I got SWAG, yo!" "No, you don't." "Soft-boiled." 
33:33 Britney Spears voice without autotune. William Orbit defends. "Where are the eggs?!" Alien.
37:20 Geek News: DCTV. Flash/Firestorm. Costume discussed. Video (Thanks to @BrisVegasBatman).
43:10 Arrow adds The Atom. Brandon Routh fan in the audience.
45:15 SModCo ads: huluplus.com/babble
47:30 Almost Everything is Better with Batman.
49:00 Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet. (EP1 is on Fatman on Batman 66).
51:30 Voices: Lenore Case - Hannah. Blue Chip - Brian. D.A. Frank Scanlon - ?
54:25 Theme Music. (Page 3). 
55:25 Page turn (Page 4).
56:05 Next page (Page 5).
56:36 Page turn (Page 6).
57:29 Next turn (Page 7). "Yeah!"
58:23 Page turn (Page 8). Jim Chadwick in the audience.
59:56 Page turn (Page 10). "Gaaaaasss!" 
1:00:45 Next page (Page 11). "Foshillsh." Lenore gets direction.
1:02:55 Page turn (Page 12). 
Ralph directs Kevin.
1:05:10 Page turn (Page 15). Caesar's family at The Improv.

1:06:50 Page turn (Page 16). "Excellent reference!"
1:08:25 Next page (Page 17).

1:09:11 Page turn (Page 19). Ralph splutters.
1:10:30 Page turn (Page 20). "Mish Cashe." "Ehhh .. let's cut!" "Morgan Freeman." "I did it better in the car!"
1:13:40 Next page (Page 23). Frank Scanlon is a breathy homosexual. The Story of Kevin's Career.
1:17:30 Page turn (Page 24). Most guests leave stage. Trendle Park explained. "Oui, oui!" William Dozier referenced.
1:21:00 Next page. (Page 25). 

1:22:49 Page turn (Page 26). 
1:23:50 Next page (Page 27). Bat-fight. Last guest leaves.
1:24:33 Page turn (Page 29). "Facials." Thanks to Kevin and Ralph.

Hollywood Babble-On 174: June 28, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE in Vicar Street, Dublin on June 28, 2014."
Runtime: 1:33:21
Recorded Sun, 28th June 2014
Released Mon, 7th July 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

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0:00 Jay Mewes intros SquareSpace.com ad.

1:08 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Garmy chants.

2:10 "I'm home!"
2:50 Kevin on previously unknown local strain; the realization of dreams.
4:10 Ralph loses the audience with a Loch Garman artifact. Declan chimes in. Kevin has a jizz rag.
5:35 Baked Kevin and the Man with the Violin Case (Brendan Gleeson). "Mad-Eye Moody!" Airplane secret door.
8:30 Shout-outs: "Sláinte!" Derek Dwer et al. made a piece of fan-art. (Image unavailable). Someone in the airport touched Kevin's junk.
11:35 Owen Boyle et al. draws attention to the fact everyone hates everyone else in Ireland. Adding the 'H.' Sean Connery on the exhtra 'h.' "Airtoight!"
14:00 Keith 'Hippie,' claims to be the biggest fan, and Ralph shoots him down. "Steffán!" "We found something they like ... cock!" More Margaritas theme features in Tusk.
16:30 Rob and Katie attend HBO for a second time. "Foile!" The Germans.
19:45 Sean McLeavey and wife celebrate their anniversary. Age of consent hurled about. Bowie appearance.
22:40 Robert, Darren, Robbie and Bert from Belfast at the Kevin Smith Jizz Pit. "Gonad Guinness." "Gay for Garman." Arnie sings Ding Dong The Witch is Dead from The Wizard of Oz.
25:59 Email bag: Ralph thanks Declan "Creaky Knees" Quinn. Ralph drinks acid. 
28:20 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Lou Ferigno.
29:20 Ralph advocates Baby Guinness.
29:55 John from Virginia on Kanye West at Bonaroo. Image.
30:50 Mark from Chicago would like Pee Wee Herman to perform the Dirty Harry speech. Baby Guinness taking effect. Guinness-Fairy.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Felix Dennis. Kevin partakes in a Baby Guinness.
36:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable). Rik Mayall mentioned.
37:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli WallachMr. Freeze.
38:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry RichardsCairo swordsman. "You got one of those cupcake drinks!"
41:52 Exquisite Acting: Linda O'Brien sends in Burt Lancaster in The Swimmer. "You loved it!"
44:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Ben Clydesdale sends in Asterix Conquers America. Dicks in cartoons. "Let It Blow."
47:20 Dynamic Duets: Brian MacKeown asks for Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and The Pips.50:20 Kev-In: Denise Dwyer made Kev Is Coming. Leprechaun King. Father Ked from CopOn Films.
53:35 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. McDonalds Drugs. "Methy."
57:15 Gary Oldman with odd comments. "Not fond of blacks!"
59:45 Seth Rogen leads the US to war over the release of The Interview. Ralph mention Kim Jong-Il and the movie director.
1:02:10 Casey Kasem laid to rest.
1:02:50 The Queen visits the Game Of Thrones set. "Because she didn't earn it?"
1:03:40 Kim Kardashian's kid turns one year-old. KidChella. Khloe annoys the American-Indians.
1:06:30 Lindsay Lohan living in London. "Cocaine-Off," with Kate Moss.
1:07:55 Lana Del Rey gets her ass handed to her by Frances Bean Cobain.
1:08:55 Pearl Jam Daughter/Let It Go.
1:10:11 Sting announces that his children won't get any of his money when he passes. Ralph act out the kids role. " ... call The Police." "Monkeys in a zoo!"
1:13:00 Justin Bieber has car accident. "Wankah!" Bible study. "Ken doll."
1:15:35 Robin Thicke misses Paula.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: (Drinks on-stage). "You look like a dog whoch has been given peanut butter!" Rambo 5.
1:20:50 Geek News: Netflix to create a DareDevil TV series.
1:22:30 Wizarding World of Harry Potter expanded; new rides open. Diagon Alley.
1:24:00 George Lucas Museum will be in Chicago, with his $1bn art collection.
1:25:05 Harrison Ford's injury may be worse than originally thought. "DISAPPOINTED!" "Flying Wall-E chairs." Possible Tom Cruise cameo in Star Wars 7. Kevin emailled about a possible Start Wars set visit.
1:29:00  "Pull my ass the fuck over." Delboy and Rodney.
1:30:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Dublin show notes - presented to show how Hollywood Babble-On is usually put together by Ralph, the day before performance.