Hollywood Babble-On: #197: January 24, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 24, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:45
Recorded Sat, 24th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 25th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com 

2.04 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:00 Housekeeping: Babble-On 200 in Toronto. - Direction from Kevin.
4:20 Kevin's fingers - iMDB credits handed out willy-nilly.
5:20 Jason Mewes onto the stage to rapturous applause. "Boo-urns." "Put on the thin lens!" The process, unmasked.
6:50 Rehearsals. "Shut up." "Stop." "Don't fuckin' move!" "This is taking longer to shoot than Yoga Hosers." "We should've filmed that one." Lighting technicalities.
9:10 Kevin's stroke. Fingers. 
9:55 Ad Take 1. HBO 100.
10:34 Ad Take 2. Applause for Mewes.
11:42 Kevin went to SunDance, yesterday. SouthWorst mentioned. Camryn Manheim mentioned. "Oh, I know you, Mr. Southwest!" "Skypig." Kevin recalls Clerks at Sundance. 
15:00 Ralph receives mystery drink. Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken. "I'm drinkin' it, shut up!"
15:30 Zack Morrow and Mike keep the Sabbath. HBO needs more jews. Adam West Life Advice. "Ruben, The Boy Wonder!" "Good Torah!"
17:44 Pamela and Hugo get their email scrunched up.
18:14 Ross and Sharon went to see Paddington, The Flashing Bear. Ralph took his daughter, and enjoyed the movie. Al Pacino kills the Paul Blart 2 trailer. "I hope his head rolls off hi fuckin' shoulders!" "Look at his fuckin' eyes!" "Paul! Fucking! Blart!" "Blow him right now!"
21:15 Kevin reveals Ralph's writing process.
21:40 Grant Murray flies in from Taiwan. Ralph blasts Sherman Oaksians. Friends from all over. "I went North on the 5!" Buffy from Perth commended. Sexy Kev with bean-flicking material. Buffy into a 3-way with Kev and Gerard Way. "The number 10.""Welcome to LA, put me in your mouth!"
25:15 Matt and Jess from London travelling across the US and Mexico. Ralph loved the Apollo show. "New York! What a mindfuck!" Belated birthday wishes from Bowie. Kev' orgasm ruins a chair.
29:00 Email bag: Tate (Not taint), sends in eyebrowless, toothless Kev. CVS cheap toys. It's A Small World.
31:00 Paul Gubert from Guernsey sends in the fleshlight model. Fleshlight history at SMod. "There was fuckin' 12, and I tagged them all!" Kevin makes the worst sound in history. Vid 1. Vid 2. "You're ruining it, man!" "You had sex with her! Don't you want to meet her?!" "Wagina." "Smurf."
34:55 Foot fetish fleshlight. "Vagankle." Buffalo Bill mentioned.
36:20 Travis was at HBO 196: Yelled "file," and was told to have a car crash. Audio replayed. Had auto accident. "It wasn't you, it was Hawking!" "Look at the power I yield." Hawking impersonation. 
38:55 Arnie sings: I Ran by A Flock Of Seagulls.
40:30 SModCo ads: vegas.com code: babble.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tony Verna. Kevin disparages his Instant Replay claim. "IF you look at it from another angle ..."
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: Don Harron. "Then Quebec didn't like that character ..." Wine, women and song.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Greg PlittPic. "He's just like Superman." "Never exercise." "Two, please!"
50:10 Tinseltown stiff: Edgar Froese. The Germans. Risky Business OST. "Are you ready for me, Ralph?" Kevin trick or treats Rebecca Di Mornay. "Bush." "Hiii." 
54:50 Exquisite Acting: Mike Dee sends in Whore. "I'm gonna fuck you up the aaaasssss! Bitch!"
57:45 Shit That Should Not Be: American Sniper. Plastic baby. "I don't give a fuck about babies!"
1:01:05 HBO Headlines: Sly Stallone on the Rocky steps. "Panhandling." Selfie. "Jedi laser sword."
1:03:24 Willow Smith t-shirt. "Miley would show you her actual cans." Raised by wolves.
1:04:25 Kim Kardashian - TitsPrada. The Shining crone.
1:06:25 Lindsay Lohan facing jailtime - hasn't completed her community service. Diseased.
1:08:10 Justin Bieber to get roasted on Comedy Central. "You're a fuckin' cunt!" "Close ya cunt!" Tweet
1:10:20 Joanna Krupa suing over defanatory remarks. "Her pussy smelled." "Bring 'em up!" "Chris Hardwick's pussy smells!"
1:12:45 The X-Flies to return. Recent movie referenced.
1:13:50 Grease live and cast announced. 
1:15:15 The Sound of Music to be available in theaters for the 50th anniversary.
1:16:20 New Pee Wee Herman movie - Pee Wee's Big Holiday. "I like bears!" Ralph acts out the x-rated version.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: The Blob. Movies that sucked: The Blob (orig.), The Blob (1988). "Hope springs eternal."
1:21:00 Diplo annoys Taylor Swift fans tweetsPic. "It's not fuckin' funny, people!"
1:22:45 Chris Pratt and Chris Evans battling.over Superbowl. 
1:24:20 Supergirl from Glee, Kevin hasn't seen Arrow, Flash or Gotham. Mewes loved Smallville. "Sucked his dick off."
1:27:30 New X-Men Apocalpse casting. "The Unwatchable movie." "Blew Singer away early on." "XXX-Men."
1:29:30 Kevin Faux Pas. Scott Loxley Stormtrooper.
1:30:45 Disney bought all George Lucas' ideas and never used any of them. George Lucas Raped our Childhood played.
1:32:25 Josh Earl's Tumbler stroller
1:34:14 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. ParadeShadowCoke.

Hollywood Babble-On: #196 January 16, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 16, 2015."
Runtime: 1:39:21
Recorded Fri, 16th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 18th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com 

2.22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin has shaved; unimpressed with self-appearance.
4:10 Mewes was impressed that Ralph was on Agent Carter - new episodes filmed.
5:50 "It's called timing, bitch!"
6:10 Johnny Depp mentioned Yoga Hosers on Jimmy Kimmel.
7:45 Kevin on looking for distributors.
8:20 Shout-outs: "Long hair, don't care. Scruff is rough."
9:05 Ms. Dwyer returns; has fan club; art.
10:20 Guy in top hat draws Ralph's attention.
10:50 Kandice and Keven get their names scrutinised. Keven thanks Kandice. "Brown bubble-gum button." "You filthy fucker, man!" "If he loves ya, he'll let you use the whole fuckin' fist!"
13:55 Jarryd and James from Aus. Vulcan mentioned. Sexy Kev used in the hunt for single ladies. Coriolis Effect Fucking and Sydney Push. Boomerang Jizz at The Troub. "You have glasses." "The look sensitive." Pimped out to Ms. Dwyer.
17:20 Travis and Deanna provoke nostalgic discussion. Looking for a third. "When we were in our twenties, you were lucky to get a handjob!" 
19:10 Dynamic Duets: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Cheer.
22:10 Amanda and Lucy from Orlando, FL check out the Aussies. Running in the Star Wars half-marathon; Ralph enquires. Kevin running as Porkins. Harrison Ford wishes Amanda luck. "Just nerds in costume running."
25:00 Scott, Lolo The Terrible and Weeping Dave running The Spartan Beast. "Ten minutes into the show, I'm thinking the same thing." The Germans immitate Jar-Jar Binks. 
26:45 Sean and Kiva celebrate Sean's birthday. Ralph advises trying to avoid his 40's. Kevin confused. "Lick my taint!" Irish snow video.
31:20 Marines Kevin Stucker and Kevin Stollen in attendance. Ralph on Disney. "Gareen Corps." Bowie wishes happy 40th birthday.
35:39 Email bag: Robert from Liepzig sends in Wildly inappropriate Tigger.
36:30 Bob Tyson sends in Thin Kev. Super Soldier Serum.
37:40 Chris from Australia sends in The Rock. "Close ya cunt!"
39:16 Kevin distances himself from the Schwarzneggers. Arnold sings Achy Breaky Heart. 
41:40 SModCo ads. vegas.com code: babble
44:00 Tinseltown stiffs:Taylor NegronArea rug. Kevin references HBO 99 and Taylor Negron's tribute to Catherine Davis. "Fuck cancer!"
47:44 Tinseltown stiff: Kim FowleyCherry Bomb. Stuttering in song.
50:21 Tinseltown stiff: Anita EkbergThe Sweet Life.
53:00 Tinseltown stiff: Robert KinoshitaRobbie the RobotLost in Spaaaace!
55:30 Hollywood Helper: Eminem. Pictures of Lily referenced. Gage GarmoEmnem on iTunes.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Pleasant DeMoss sends in Batman Returns moving gravestone.
1:00:30 Exquisite Acting: "BASTAAARD!"  Enter The Ninja
1:03:25 HBO Headlines: Oscar Nominations. Birdman and Beetlejuice. Boyhood and Slacker. The Imitation Game and the lack of imitation. "Benedict Cumberbitch!" "Wheel right to the theater." Ralph as Hawking. Whiplash drooled upon. "Titular." Dick Poop.
1:12:30 Naya Rivera sez: "White people shower a lot more than ethnics." Wal-Mart knocked.
1:13:45 Miley Cyrus: wants to pose for PlayBoy. Tub. "Old-school and creepy with the polaroids." "Clean her up a little bit."
1:16:00 Bill Cosby protest. Refunds offered. Chloe GoinsCosby on Spanish Fly. "Hello, America!"
1:19:45 Woody Allen makes first TV series for Amazon Prime.
1:20:50 Justin Bieber: "Sunken Chest and Tiny Wienie." LOL burn.Trainer seen him nude, often. Balls. Johnny Rapid offers $2m for a scene. "Commit sodomy ..."
1:25:30 "Completely unrelated, according to my lawyers ..." John Travolta working out at 3am. "Blown away." "Ran from the building." "Woodworking." "Woodworker." Selfie. "Man-pussy." "Shut up, that was funny."
1:28:40 E-nable prosteticsLiam Porter attachmentPresentation. Ralph blasts Olaf. (Geek news).
1:31:00 Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. "I might suck dick to see that early." Stan Lee to make Agent Carter cameo. Big Hero 6 cameo.
1:32:33 Vixen to be animated. Flash Appreciation Day. Trading CardBat-throneZoom.
1:35:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Condom.

Hollywood Babble-On #195: January 9, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 9, 2015."
Runtime: 1:29:15
Recorded Fri, 9th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 12th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - vegas.com Code: babble squarespace.com/babble

3:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:30 Kevin recounts Ralph acting in Yoga Hosers alongside Johnny Depp.
6:30 "This week's Schwartznegger is singing 'It's Raining Men!'"
8:10 Harley passes Ralph on the stairs.
9:07 "You're excellent, man."
9:35"Make-A-Wish Foundationing me."
10:38 "I would be happy if I just made movies for the rest of my life with Kevin Smith." -Shit Depp Said About Us.
11:15 The entire third act of Yoga Hosers is completely Babble-centric.
11:45 Emotional Ralph.
12:30 Trevor Crabbe intrigues Kevin, and explodes with cum. "Dirty Chimney."
15:25 Jaycob & Jayson get their names scrutinised. The Germans advise on the show.
18:00 Vrai is accused of being a dancer. With friend Alyssa. Brokeback Mountain referenced. "Pardon the redundancy." "Brokeback Doughnut/Bagel." Vagitarianism discussed. Louis Black welcomes.
22:40 **First appearance** Louis Black.
23:15 Andrew and Reed "Captain One-Date," Ackerman in attendance. Sexy Kev helps Reed.
24:45 Christie Remus calls dogs with her enthusiasm. Ralph kicks everyone out. "Get out! I worked with Johnny Depp! I don't need this!" McDonalds Fries Girl makes an appearance. "Motor Oil." "Remus? You hardly even know us!"
27:44 Weston and Beth serenaded by Bowie.
30:00 Email bag: Doug Hoxter Jr. sends in Kev Jambi. Jay wants  Kevin shaving off his beard for YouTube.
31:57 Pee Wee Herman read Willy Wonka.
32:35 Ralph on Agent Carter - Ralph is in The Marvel Universe. Kevin impressed. (RadioMan).
34:00 Drew gets called a dick.
35:00 Babble Story Time: Peter Falk reads Are You My Mother? Kevin intrigued. Continues in character. Ralph does the Peter Falk eye. Child Services called.
39:20 Paul Quinn sends in Kushing Tiger Drunken Dragon. Kevin's weight Loss touched upon.
40:00 Arnold Sings: The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.
41:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com/babble
44:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stuart ScottPic.
45:35 Tinseltown stiff: AndraĆ© Crouch. Ralph plays Like A Prayer.
47:00 Tinseltown stiff: Rod Taylor.  Ralph plays The Birds.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: Donna Douglas. Beverly Hillbillies explained. Twilight Zone explained.
52:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Joshua Paul Hawkins sends in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. "Spacebar." Kevin expains. "Do you think anyone is watching that closely?" -Mosier.
55:30 Exquisite Acting: PiecesVideo. Linda Day-George in "BAAASTAAARD!"
57:50 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf in Elastic Heart. "It's weird, but it's not really pedophilia, because it's not very sexy." "We just saw a dark snapshot ..." Leon/The Professional mentioned. "I would have said that better, if I hadn't been so turned on by it."
1:01:50 Sophia Grace draws Ralph's ire with Best Friends. Ralph's nightmares.
1:03:40 Willow Smith releases Heart. "But not from people."
1:06:00 Mrs. Huxtable defends Bill Cosby. "Forget these women." Performed in Canada, and leaves sarcastic comment.
1:08:35 Farrah Abraham tweets lip-procedure. LeelaMoe'Zone.
1:10:10 John Travolta returning to TV, playing Robert Shapiro. Kevin gets his line stolen.
1:12:55 Nicholas Sparks getting divorced. Fans tweets scrutinised.
1:14:12 Sly Stallone making Rambo: Last Blood. Clerks VII mentioned. Pitching to the mirror.
1:16:10 Kim Kardashian: Charlie Sheen attacks Kim Kardashian.
1:18:18 Miley Cyrus sharing blood. Patrick Schwartznegger risks losing his trust fund. "Like the maid." Arthur comments. Table full o' drugs. "Looked how fucked up I was! WoooOOOooo!" Coke Vs. Weed.
1:23:15 Taylor Swift Vs. Katy Perry. "The juiciest First World Problems ever." "I read it in the internet." Pic.
1:24:45 Justin Bieber: new face of Calvin Klein underwear. Ad'shoppedHair.
1:27:20 Geek News: DareDevil to be released on Netflix. Motion Poster.
1:28:40 Gambit to be released in 2016. "I worked with Johnny Depp!" "Troat!"
1:29:35 Back To The Future Pt II Buzzfeed article. "He uses me to soak up the leavings." Reverse-microwave. Power laces.
1:33:30 Ant Man posterTrailer. Kevin on Marvel.
1:36:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Measure.

Hollywood Babble-On #194: Babble Eve Eve 2015

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Description: "Jan 4, 2015 - Recorded LIVE at the Brea Improv on 12/31/2014 at 10:00 PM."
Runtime: 1:29:15

Recorded Wed, 31st Dec. 2014
Released Sun, 4th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - Soundcloud,

0:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:35 New Years funnin', as described by Ralph Garman.
2:25 Ralph's new haircut described. "Can I borrow your hat?" 
3:30 Michael Parks has been taken ill, and won't be in Yoga Hosers. Ralph is replacing Michael, and will be acting alongside Johnny Depp. Kevin quotes Sk8er Boi.
6:10 Ralph wishes everyone a Happy New Year.
6:30 Shout-outs: Brian and Amanda and Co. celebrate Brian's birthday. "Penises and buttholes." Road Head with HBO as a soundtrack. Sex noises. Drink purchased.
9:45 Sparky from Melbourne, Australia wished best for 2015 by Ed Wynne. Brea ice-cream parlour plugged.
11:30 Sam from Australia watching both shows, and The Australian Kiss. David Bowie steps in. The Coriolis Effect for Cunnilingus.
15:10 Email bag: Robert Cardy from Trenton, NJ asks for Pee Wee Herman to read The Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood.
16:40 Listener sends in the Alexander Skarsgard greeting card. Kevin quizzes Ralph on his level of gay. John Hamm would get it. Marty Feldman mentioned, and is Superman.
19:15 Josh D sends in the Ralphequins. "All ball."
20:20 Bailey from Nottingham provokes serious Robin Hood chat. Bailey asks for an Al Pacino shout-out for his wife. "Suck Tuck!" 
23:14 Jan from Norway asks for Arnie to sing Wannabe by The Spice Girls. Kevin records on his phone. "Unknown comic really dies." "Austrian Spice."
25:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Edward Hermann. "Not Tannie." Pic. Filmography mentioned briefly.
27:30 Tinseltown stiff: Christine CavanaughBabe. Bummer.
29:30 Tinseltown stiff: Luise RainerThe Great Ziegfeld. "Crappy New Year."
33:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe CockerWith A Little Help From My Friends. John Belushi mentioned. Ralph on Woodstock.
36:00 Hollywood Helper: Chris EvansVideo. Ralph calls the kid a "Little fuckin' nazi!"
38:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Mark from Modesto sends in Moon buggy chase
40:00 Exquisite Acting: Brian from New Orleans sends in the O.G. Empire Trailer. "It's an epic of romance!"
43:21 HBO Headlines: Google Top 10 celebrity searches. "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Ralph on Lourde. Seventeen year-old Ralph's aspirations. "Traded Faces." Kevin advocates Top 5.
49:15 Play-doh cake set. PlungerStrippedComplaint.
51:45 The Interview released on Christmas morning. Rogen and Goldbergwww.seetheinterview.com Kevin expains the release process.
55:00 Egypt bans Exodus: Gods and Kings for being too pro-Zionist. "Let my people cum!" White. "Chris Rock and Kevin Hart." "No! No! Let my people go!"
57:25 Cosby gets sidelined for a sec. P.I. hired. 
58:50 Hugh Hefner denies he has died. Kevin met Hugh. Ralph questions fake death hoaxes.
1:00:55 Ralph on Christina Aguilera. Douchebag friends. "Don't you know who I am?!" Ralph met Mickey. Kevin on wearing a costume. Kevin texts Harley.
1:05:35 Chip is in the crowd. "Furries and shit ...!" Dispells Disney myths.
1:07:00 Dustin Diamond arrested on Christmas. Stabbed a dude. Mugshot.
1:09:12 Justin Bieber transgender impersonator.
1:10:10 Justin Bieber gets a new jet for Christmas. "Frontin'." Kevin frightened.
1:11:50 Watch Bieber eat shit. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber."
1:13:00 Miley Cyrus' #FreeTheNippleHandler skiing.
1:16:00 Lindsay Lohan Mosquito illness. 
1:18:00 Sly Stallone Spoilers. "This is where the stupidity is photographed."
1:19:20 Ralph's favourite story: Sebastian Bach's mom in t'pit. "Google that shit!"
1:22:35 Geek News. Norm Breyfogle in poor health. YouCaring.com drive.
1:24:30 Dr. Who news.
1:24:36 AvengersLuke Cage.
1:25:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 193: ComicCon Theater, December 12, 2014

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Description: "Oct 5, 2014 - Kevin, Ralph and special guests bring the final issue of Batman 66 Meets the Green Hornet to life. Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on December 12, 2014."
Runtime: 1:04:12

Recorded Sat, 12th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 29th Dec. 2014
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0:00 SModCo ads

0:24 Babble-On ComicCon Theater Intro.

1:07 The last ComicCon Theater for this project. :( "Obviously I'm very baked!"
2:20 Kevin and Ralph returning to shoot Yoga Hosers after Christmas. Ralph returning with the Frank Garmin character. Ralph recaps the Power Records.
4:19 Extra characters run-through .. "You wanna be Nixon? Really?!"
6:10 "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." (Three point four seconds). Nixon cast, Commissioner Gordon cast. Chief O'Hara cast. Scanlon cast ("I put out!").
8:50 "This is like a Sony hack!"
11:30 Theme Music played. Start (Page 3). Batman 66 in the Nolanverse.
12:28 Page Turn (Page 4). Kevin takes a swipe at the Bat-Shield.
14:00 Next Page (Page 5). "Fluffer." Connery sneaks in. Kevin directs Ralph. "The Green Fuck." 60's iPad.
16:30 Page Turn (Page 6)
17:20 Next Page (Page 8). "None of this PAFF shit ..."

18:39 Page Turn (Page 9). Richard Nixon is portrayed by Robert. Direction given. "Nix it up!" "You're my Jennifer Lopez!" Direction given, again. "Full Affleck, gimme Damon!" Backstory given. "One more take for clarity." "Backhavior." "Use of A!" 
26:05 Next Page (Page 10). "Just for clarity." Commissioner Gordon is played by Kevin. Louie Anderson. Chaos on stage. Ralph does Louie Anderson. Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Scooby Doo. British accent (!). "Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!" "Reconnaissance." "Be supportive of your co-stars. Don't be all Bruce Willis." Chief O'Hara to be portayed by Sam. Bruce Lee impression. Lead-in. Cut. "We left Ireland, now we're in Liverpool." Chief O'Hara is Bruce Lee. False starts.
36:30 Page Turn (Page 11). "Syrup snare." "Batman is not Bill Cosby." "Begorraaaaaaahh!"

39:50Page Turn (Page 12)

40:38 Page Turn (Page 14).
41:18 Page Turn (Page 15). "Pillow-bitin.'"

42:35 Page Turn (Page 16). "Clown mouth."
43:25 Page Turn (Page 18). 
45:05 Page Turn (Page 21).   

47:02 Next Page (Page 22). D.A. Frank Scanlon is portrayed by A.J. "I got tits!" France Scanlon. 
49:55 Page Turn (Page 24). 

52:15 Page Turn (Page 25). British Louie Anderson. "Louie after the stoke."
56:58 Next Page (Page 26). "Fuck you, I'm the director!" "I'll be back!" "Fuck you!"
58:08 Page Turn (Page 27). 

1:00:00 Page Turn (Page 29). Ralph has a line flub right at the end. Issue ends. Credits.

Hollywood Babble-On 192: December 19; 2014

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Runtime: 1:15:41

Recorded Fri, 19th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 22nd Dec. 2014


0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school.
1:36 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:20 The Interview cancelled. Talked about right off the bat. Kevin refers to Kobiyashi Maru. Ralph takes a swipe at The Green Hornet. James Flaco.
7:40 Christmas with Kev.
8:00 Shout-outs: Alan Warbie from Broom, Australia. Sylvester Stallone welcomes to LA: "Make money." Sexy Kev. Soccerball revenge.
13:15 Tammy Solis asks for Arnie to sing All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey. Kevin films on cellphone. "Live with me if you want to cum!"
16:40 Katie Jean et al. celebrate Johnnie's birthday. "Pucking in the bathroom." Fries Girl makes an appearance. Germans give tips on how to hold your liquor. Alanis Morrisette reference.
20:30 Annie and Chris get Ed Wynne and Bane impressions.
22:40 Robert, Brian and Tiffany celebrate Brian's birthday. Brian to officiate upcoming nuptuals, via Bowie invitation.
26:00 Dan sends in the Sharknado book, via LootCrate. Sharktopus trivia.
27:44 Bill "The Beguiler" Guiler asks for Ask Pacino: toothbrush/toilet problems. Bane with the assist.
29:23 Chad Jones sends in Bearded Superman. "Looses."
30:00 Pee Wee Herman recites 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
31:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Norman BridwellCoverCartoon. "Clifford mourns his creator."
34:10 SModCO ads. Shary's Berries.
35:55 Exquisite Acting: Star Wars Holiday Special. Harrison Ford loses will to live.
40:40 Shit That Should Not Be: The Island of Misfit ToysThe End.
43:50 HBO Headlines: Bill Cosby finally makes a statement.
45:00 Vin Diesel: Batshit Crazy.
47:29 Ralph announces he is working in Chile. Paul Hip gets a rimjob.
49:30 Kim Kardashian selfieMotherOmish. "Jenner, I hardly even know her ..:"
53:10 Kardashian wannabe idiot. Kim. JamesAgain. And Again. And Again.
54:30 Lindsay Lohan enjoying living in London. 
55:50 Daniel Craig making his last Bond movie. Idris Elba has Kevin's vote.
57:37 National Film Registry 2014 entries, and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame entries. Ralph sings Lean on Me by Bill Withers, then as Bill Cosby. "Please drink this drink." Meme.
1:01:00 Justin Bieber "Indian Name." Fake Twitter followers deleted.
1:03:45 Vivid Entertainment offers Mama June $1m for a porn flick. Ralph wants to see it.
1:06:24 Matt Murdoch and DareDevil.
1:08:00 Star Wars reading. "We got tickets!" "Rimjobs!"
1:09:30 Abrams raises money for UNICEF. Force for ChangeChewie. Al Pacino/Bane Lean On Me duet.
1:12:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. Winter hatCanadian show of firepower.

Hollywood Babble-On #191: December 12, 2014

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Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood California on 12/12/2014."
Runtime: 1:36:32

Recorded Fri, 12th Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 15th Dec. 2014


0:00 SModCo ads. Times Up!

1:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Kevin misses live HBO; dismisses Family Uno.
3:35 Ralph touches on the SONY hacking scandal.
4:25 Kevin on Jennifer Lawrence. Rudin vs. Jolie.
6:10 Goin' Full Ralph.
6:24 Jocelyn Dwyer: Ralph's daughter's teacher in attendance.
7:24 "Do you know what your dad did?"
8:10 Ralph cuts out Dr. Josh's music. "Do you want to get taught?"
8:45 Mike Mitropulis and Michelle have their names scrutinised. Dual emails.
10:15 Naming teachers at school. "Meanwhile, in Mitropulis ..." "You could be in Metropulis right now!"
13:45 Adam West and Bane: Christmas present from Michelle. Dynamic Duets: Let it Snow.
16:35 John and Daniel no-show.
18:00 Joe Peterson from Chicago is flying solo in LA. Sexy Kev with the assist. Verbiage scrutinized.
20:45 Marin Christensen writes in for James. Arnie Sings: Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant. "Made me listen to the podcast."
24:00 David brings a HBO virgin to the Improv. The Germans help friend decide what to do in LA. "The Museum of Tolerance." "Everyone on the truck!"
26:00 Leanne, Russ and Mariah celebrate Mariah's birthday. Bowie birthday wishes.
28:45 Email bag: Eric Mason sends in Olaf snow cones.
30:00 Chris in Toronto asks for Pee Wee Herman Darth Vader. Kevin provides breathing.
32:04 James asks what Adam West is doing. Life.
33:00 Todd Sellers sends in the Buddy Christ sweater.
34:00 Al Pacino provides shaving advice.
35:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mary Ann MobleyDo Not Disturb.
37:35 Tinseltown stiff: Ken_WeatherwaxAddams themeRecent Pugsley. Kevin chides Ralph. Ralph chides Kevin.
42:00 SModCo ads. Sharys Berries.
43:45 Exquisite Acting: Dan Knight sends in Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2. Boxing career touched upon.
46:12 Shit That Should Not Be: Law and Order SVU. Still.
48:30 Kev-In: Exodus: Gods and KevsThe KevtrixMr. Rodgers.
50:35 HBO Headlines: Simpsons tattoo. Kevin digs.
53:00 Lindsay Lohan: Ralph gives recent recap. "Lohan lied." New app. Recorded track with Duran Duran. Joke filed.
55:20 Ralph on Arriana Grande; "WATER!" Carried like a baby. 123. "Hodor." 
58:20 "Feathers." Arriana Grande is on Ralph's list.
58:45 Bill Cosby: Beverly Johnson storyBeverley Johnson. "I need to kill myself!"
1:02:45 Aaron Sorkin campaigning for Tom Cruise to play Steve Jobs. Sony hack update.
1:04:30 For Your ConsiderationZoomWhat, no!
1:06:05 Encino Man 2: #EnciNo.
1:07:30 Justin Bieber: "Fuck this guy!" says goodbye to 2014. #BlondBieber Meme.
1:09:50 Kim Kardashian weight gain "A punishment from God." Bad dress dayComparisonSelfie. Flyers take a hit.
1:13:30 Bob Dylan to cover Frank Sinatra. Dual Dylan impressions from HBO.
1:14:40 Vincent D'onofrio to release a spoken-word punk album.
1:16:30 Christopher Lee to release Darkest Carols. Kev shares Christopher Lee trivia. "He's my fuckin' Patronus, man."
1:19:30 Sara X boob twerking.
1:21:10 Geek News: Benedict Cumberbatch will be Dr. Strange. Kevin wonders about the payday.
1:23:00 DC news: The Trickster (orig).
1:24:40 Krypton in the works.
1:26:10 Star Wars news. Upcoming theme park speculation. FinnPoe Dameron. Kylo RenBB8. Fanboys referenced. Kevin on BB8. Dr. Josh with a well-placed sounder. "I fuckin' hate you, Josh."
1:32:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. Big.

Hollywood Babble-On 190: December 8, 2014

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Description: "
A special Hollywood Babble-On Home Show recorded for the week of December 8, 2014."
Runtime: 43:42

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Released Mon, 8th Dec. 2014


0:00 SModCo ads.
0:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
0.45 Why one should get into the entertainment business.
1:45 First Bill Cosby mentions and live Babble plug.
5:20 New Years in Brea.
6:45 Shirts Vs. Skins.
7:35 "Mous bouche."
8:20 Ralph brings up Peter Pan, and Kevin's diet. Grease - The Retirement Years. "Senior Living."
13:10 Cuckold Kev.
16:15 Geek News: Jared Leto cast as The Joker for the Suicide Squad. Suicide Squad cast broken down.
21:10 New Bond to be released: Specter. Ralph passes the Bond Nerd Test.
25:00 Ralph on Bob Hope's recently-released tales of womanising.
25:40 Jack Nicholson has Alzheimers, which Ralph finds saddening.
27:00 Stephen Hawking wants to be a Bond villain.
29:15 Ralph on previous great actors being cast in new comedic roles - Artistic value.
33:40 Mighty Ducks IX: Jay and Silent Bob join the ducks!
34:30 Mickey Rourke wins a boxing match.
36:00 Oscar winners future careers.
40:00 Fargo - the TV series discussed.