Hollywood Babble-On #210: May 22, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 5/22/2015."
Runtime: 1:54:51
Recorded Fri, 22nd May, 2015
Released Mon, 25th May, 2015
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Kyle Hebert intro.

0:46 Kevin is out; Crazy dude out in the alleyway. "I'm with Kevin's party ..." "Security Guard." "I'm not being creepy, I'm just from Vancouver!" 
3:30 Kevin advocates Mad Max: Fury Road. Geek Test passed. "MethHead on strings/from Vancouver." Ralph on defending Kevin.
7:30 Yoga Hosers Update: Chris Drake's car has been Ferris Buellered. "All hard, and shit."
10:10 Shout-outs: One email sent this week. Steve Hemmell offered B-Day BJ, but unfortunately, he's a magician,
12:45 Kelly from New Orleans is the only female attendant of a sausage party. Husband Michael dog-training. The Germans. "Mit blue eyes!"
16:30 Kevin went to rewatch Avengers: Age Of Ultron, with Malcolm Ingram. Kevin texts Harley. "Malcolm in the middle." Harley blasts Tusk. 
20:16 Email bag: Dianna Henry from Tennesee bought Tusk, and Al Pacino recites Willy Wonka's Creepy Boat Song to help with the blues. Kevin films.
23:30 Team Steve t-shirt.
24.40 Team Big Bird.
25:15 Inappropriate Toys: Bat-blumpkinsOlaf the JerkDirty Donald. Ralph does Dolan.
27:55 DaftPool asks for Arnie to sing Whip It by DEVO.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: BB King. "Did not like condoms." The Thrill Is Gone.
33:00 Tinseltown stiff: Donald WryeIce Castles.
36:30 Hollywood Helpers: Arnold Schwartenegger "He likes to give babies to maids." Omaze videowww.omaze.com/Arnold
40:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Larry from Mormon sends in B-A-T-M-A-N.
43:40 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Ripper. "Fragmented at the moment."
46:10 SModCo ads: nextissue.com/babble
48:10 HBO Headlines: David Letterman retires. (Video unavailable). VEEP advocated. Elizabeth Banks fawned over.
53:26 Lindsay Lohan in community service. Qu'ran
55:41 The OlsenTwins not joining Fuller House. "Call me Netflix!" Lemurs. Big Eyes, Beard Guy.
59:03 Creepy Things That Were Underage: The Duggars. Ralph rails against TLC and Celebutards. "I said on the record ..."
1:05:30 Teen Mom 3 needs a new set o' boobs. MyFreeImplants.com Scrape away the ICK.
1:08:30 Flavor Flav arrested for speeding. DonatorMugshotParkingGetting sick of this shit, nowThreatening.
1:10:55 The Who celebrate 50 years of Who. Ralph takes a swipe at Roger Daltrey. U2:Over The Edge.
1:14:00 Music Sales Awards: Iggy Azalea wins big. Who gives a fuck? Pic.ImplantsTick. Tadolph Switler powered by Satan. What, Even?! Fuck, no! "Punches like Mongomery Burns."
1:18:45 Kendall and Kylie Jenner introduce Kanye, and get booed. Mannequins. "Video unavailable."
1:19:55 Kim Kardashian celebrate 1 years marriage. Renewing vows. Renting out the Eiffel Tower.
1:21:10 Willow Smith is back! Let's go to Mecca played! WTF?! F Q C -#7. "I'm feeling like shit!" "The world is her refrigerator."
1:25:30 Jaden Smith goes to prom. This poor girlCapeWhite Batman. Angry Ralph. Network touched upon.
1:28:45 Moratorium put on Miley Cyrus. "Pfft, pfft! Peter Parker!" Backdoor Sessions.  Pablow causes tension. "SHUT UUUUP!" Choppin' Brocolli mentioned 
1:33:55 Justin Bieber has a new girlfriendShit sandwich
1:35:40 Twin Peaks has David Lynch again! Kevin advocates Twin Peaks. Backwards-speaking midgets.
1:38:45 Movies That Will Suck: Song of the South feat. Mel Gibson. Tink feat. Reese Witherspoon. 
1:40:00 Matthew Lewis is changing his image. "The Wand chooses the Wizard!" "DumbleDick!" JK Rowling freaked out. "Bertie Botts." Potter puns.
1:43:30 Geek News: Ralph unimpressed with the new SuperGirl trailer. Pilot available illegally online. "Fuck!"
1:45:15 Podcasting advocated. Comic Book Central plugged. 
1:48:00 R2D2 budgieNew AvengersThor is a Jerk
1:50:34 Liam Neesons Cock jokes: Neeson at The Rangers gameBank Robbery

Hollywood Babble-On #209: May 8, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, May 8, 2015."
Runtime: 1:40:46
Recorded Fri, 8th May, 2015
Released Mon, 11th May, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com code: babble, seeSMod.comJay and Silent Bob Monopoly

1:38 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:50 Kevin has finished the Mallrats 2 script. Kevin advocates I Am Big Bird
6:30 Celebrities at HBO: Jake and Amir had Taylor Swift.
8:27 Shout-outs: Ralph baits Kevin about Affleck. Marissa and Jeremy McDougal celebrate Marissa's 29th birthday. The German's birthday wishes. "The IRS is like the new Nazis!" Kevin on Ralph on Yoga Hosers. "Overacticus!"
12:41 Polyamorous Charmayne inspires Kevin Smith. 
17:30 Dynamic Duets: Endless Love. (Orig. appeared HBO 153).
19:50 Brendan Moore getting married in Vegas, with Lisa. Sean Connery pipes in.
22:40 Emmanuel and Nikki celebrate Nikki's birthday. Bowie wishes.
24:45 Email bag: Yuchiaga sends in a Smith Vs. Garman poster. Zoom.
26:02 Inappropriate Toys: Jess sends in The Godfather Crane Game. Khartum. Quinn Jones sends in Inappropriate Cake
28:15 Al Pacino wishes Aunt Dottie a happy 81st birthday.
29:29 Jason makes Emily's refridgerator r2d2-awesome.
30:05 Rocky/Rambo Warburton's bread commercial
32:30 Guardians of the Galaxy OST comes under scrutiny. Arnie Sings: Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes. Korean socks given as a gift.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ben E. King. Stand By Me played.
38:30 Tinseltown stiff: Nigel TerryRalph laughed at in class. Excalibur discussed, and trivia.
41:00 Tinseltown stiff: Ellen Albertini DowRappers Delight. "Was she dust?" "Human beef jerky."
42:50 Tinseltown stiff: Errol BrownYou Sexy Thing.
44:40 Tinseltown stiff: Grace Lee WhitneyYeoman RandHenchgalDon't fight me, Janice. "Guyliner."
48:30 SModCo ads - squarespace.com code: babble,
50:03 Hollywood Helper: Ryan Gosling. "Why don't you like cereal?" TweetRyan finally eats his cereal. Memorial Fund.
54:35 Exquisite Acting: Happy Anniversary and Goodbye! Rico, the "Italian." "Brain just smoking, trying to remember the lines."
57:00 Gameshow Shit That Should Not Be: The Price Is Right. Treadmill. "A better wheelchair!" "Legwarmers."
1:00:00 HBO Headlines: Joss Whedon quits Twitter. Kevin and JW Twitter interchange.
1:02:30 Jaden Smith also quits Twitter. BabiesEyesTrees.
1:04:30 McD's announces new hamburglar. Old. "Report as a sex offender."
1:07:08 Victims #41 & #42 accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. Kevin deletes Cosby.
1:09:25 Lindsay Lohan is the worst criminal: hasn't done much community service. 
1:11:11 Madonna and the rat. "She has a rat in her house!"
1:13:20 Kim Kardashian: Animal activist at book signing. "Anal electrocution." KardBlockwww.kardblock.com
1:16:45 Duck Dynasty musical cancelled. Mama June at the strip club.
1:17:50 New Steven King's "It" movies on the way. PennywisePoor Georgie.
1:19:45 Indiana Jones and the 8th Tee on the way.
1:20:15 Jerry Lewis Telethon cancelled. Ice bucket brutality.
1:22:10 Justin Bieber limo driver assaulted during radio station change. Julie Turner sends in the Bundle.
1:24:20 Geek News: Batman 5 Superman trailer. "I just cummed unassisted." "Hamburglar."
1:28:15 Supergirl greenlit. Constantine cancelled. ABC renews Agents of SHEILD and Agent Carter.
"Love it!" "ABC: All 'Bout Cock!"
1:30:30 Captain America: Civil War cast announced. Hugh Jackman retiring as Wolverine. 
1:32:20 Conan O'Brien to record multiple shows at Comic-con.
1:33:30 Star Wars teaser trailer on-line. Color commentary by Kev. "I don't know who he is, but I'm in!" Kevin and inside secrets. "Clairol." "Chewie pick up the door."
1:37:21 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Transport.

Hollywood Babble-On #208: Age of Babble-Ultron

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Description: " It's a special Hollywood Babble-On Home Show where Kevin & Ralph assemble to discuss Avengers Age of Ultron."
Runtime: 1:51:00
Recorded: Saturday, 2nd May, 2015
Released Mon, 4th May, 2015
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Hollywood Babble-On #207: Best of Babble

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Description: "Another look back at some of the best offerings Hollywood Babble-On has had to offer."
Runtime: 2:21:17
Recorded HBO 1 - 19. (Friday , 21st August, 2010 - Saturday, 15th Jan, 2011)
Released Mon, 27th April, 2015
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Hollywood Babble-On #206: April 10, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 10, 2015."
Runtime: 1:48:44
Recorded Fri, 10th April, 2015
Released Mon, 13th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - harrys.com code: babble seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly

3:22 Kyle Hebert intro - Garmy out in full effect! Ralph besmirches adoring follower.
5:00 Kevin recounts the tale of Harley going to Coachella. Underwater text exchange read out.
8:49 Ralph sharing playing Panda Pop with his daughter. "Go away, old lady!"
9:50 Mallrats II updates. Writing in the bathroom, laughing at your own jokes. "Shit chamber."
12:40 Start of the bleeps. 
13:40 End of the bleeps.
14:10 Ralph's parts. 15/18 confirmed to return. Kevin watched 21 Jump Street. Bleep.
17:20 Shout-outs: Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken.
18:40 Sully from Oz comes to see the Star Wars celebration. Pee Wee Does Yoda.
21:30 Marion Jones from London catches HBO Stateside. Meets boyfriend from the first time. "Amazeballs." "I think I fucked Al Pacino last night." Sexy Kev. "Without the bottom hole." Airport fuck. 
25:30 Tom and son share HBO in the car. Sad Hulk Music. "You're not going to start cutting, are you?" Ralph educates Tom's kids. "Are you running from the law, Tom?" Bowie birthday greetings.
28:55 Ralph Sherriff and Samantha from TX. celebrate Ralph's birthday. Exes. "Let's make a fuck connection!" "__..." Pre-filed joke. Frank. N. Furter. Texas dates added in August. Nathan Phelps sends in an email, too. Joker impression. "Batman going through puberty."
35:09 Amanda and Zack celebrate 9 years together. Arnie Sings Oingo Boingo.
37:20 Email bag: Zardosz Kev. Chris Farley praised.
39:40 Game Fan art.
40:35 Inappropriate toys: Rockstar Minnie Mouse. Mickey's fetish.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stan FrebergCommercial.
45:00 Tinseltown stiff: Richard DysartLA Law. "Holy fuck! Really?!"
46:45 Tinseltown stiff: Geoffrey LewisFletch.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: James Best'Dukes. "Never be done."
52:10 SModCo ads: DraftKings.com
54:04 Exquisite Acting: Dale sends in John Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Now. "This is a piece of shit." "Wants a massage from a dude ..." Reboot in the works. Ralph on The Ten Commandments.
59:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Hardon ColliderStill.
1:01:28 HBO Headlines: Barry Manilow married his manager. 
1:02:50 Penn Jillette loses a tonne of weight. Kevin on Penn Jillette.1:05:20 **first appearance** Taydolph Switler: "Heil Switler!" Sick mom. "... tremendous douchebag." No profanity in the presence of her cats. "Professional pet psychic." 
1:08:20 Ralph's favourite hippie annoys Ralph. Kevin advocates beets. "Beet-dick."
1:10:39 Travelling with Al Pacino in the UK. Air Pacino.
1:14:10 Kim Kardashian gets restraining order from Florida. Plastic Jesus. Plastic Jesus is my new hero. Vandalism Vs. Hilarity.
1:18:19 Boy George to start a new reality TV show. Ralph on recent history. "Do you really want to hurt me?" 
1:20:14 Rock Horror Picture Show to be remade for TV.
1:21:26 Arrested Development to return via Netflix. Netflix chat.
1:22:19 David Lynch leaves Twin Peaks. Video. Kevin on Twin Peaks.
1:26:40 Disney announces live action Pinochio. One of three movies. Ralph ignores Jaden Smith. Class. Ryan Gosling/Haunted Mansion. Tron in the works. TWC announces She's All That. "She all Dat." Fans unimpressed.
1:30:45 Movies That Will Suck: Mariah Carey Time Travel Christmas movie by Brett Ratner. 
1:32:40 Justin Bieber handsyBig Sean pissed. Argentina issues arrest of Justin Bieber.
1:35:30 Geek News: DareDevil gets universal critical praise. Star Wars available digitally.
1:37:00 The Thing before and after. DareDevil costume. Affleck DareDevil mentioned.
1:40:00 The VisionPilot.
1:42:10 GoT Cosplay2. Joke filed.
1:44:00 Gnardians of the Galaxy.
1:44:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. MarathonIt's in the water!

Hollywood Babble-On #205: April 3, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 3, 2015."
Runtime: 1:43:00
Recorded Fri, 3rd April, 2015
Released Mon, 6th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly

3:07 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Mics up; the week in review. Full moon. Ralph at Disneyland. "Zygotes, foetuses." First-time Disneyland experiences. Olaf queue-jumping. 
7:55 Jason Mewes and Jordan celebrate the birth of their first child. Mallrats II news. "On a mission from SMod ..." Third act spoilers. Mallrats 2 is going to be made before Clerks III. "PokeMallrats - Gotta catch 'em all!"
11:45 Shout-outs: Jeff, Dicky, Chris et al. celebrate Dicky's birthday. "Dicky claims he's never been with a man ..." Zardoz.
Sexy Kev haps le births. Sean Connery wishes Dicky a happy birthday. "Giant haggis," and other Scottish innuendo.
15:10 Caitlin Carusso and Zakury Walters from Vegas arrange a shot with Ralph, and a shot in the ass for Caitlin. Ralph WTSF's Zakury's name, and retracts everything. Ralph Fiennes takes a swipe.
18:30 Paul and Clara right up front, celebrates 14 years married. Al Pacino on woman pegging dudes. "What a fag."
20:15 John Plankard and Julie Skeldon had made-up-on-the-moment names. Fictional arrests. Kevin's biggest fan. Kev's films played in order. "Whip it out!" Arm-tattooing. Kevin refers Ralph as Gollum. "Guy with the fuckin' cat tattoo." "What's on the other arm, a douche?"
25:10 Maribel, Dylan et al. asks for David Bowie to sing for Maribel's cans. "Can we sign those?!"
27:40 Email bag: Lincoln in NY sends in Uncel Roger hoax. "Not on Her Wall!"
29:05 Jeffrey writes in regarding Ralph's balls, and his ancestors. "Cum in the Name of the Lord!"
30:00 Inappropriate Toys: The Oozinator.
31:37 Mark Helen and Ralph from Gaslight Games sends in HBO: The Video Game.
33:00 Brandon in Nova Scotia sends in Lee Scott + IllInformed Feat. Broom Man. Brad Williams present.
36:45 Arnie Sings: Matt Jaeger asks for Centrefold by The J Geils Band.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Preston Ritter. I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night played. Career discussed. "Solving crimes while you drum." The Electric Prunes.
40:20 Tinseltown stiff: Manoel de Oliveira (106).
41:25 Tinseltown stiff: Robert Z'Dar. Maniac Cop.
43:25 Tinseltown stiff: Gene Saks.
43:51 Tinseltown stiff: (Ralph's favourite death of the week) Gregory Walcott. Video.
45:25 SModCo ads: draftkings.com.
47:40 Hollywood Helpers: Liam Neeson helps two damsels in distress.
49:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Josh in Ohio sends in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Ralph with a racist Asian joke.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Dud Lane in Louisville sends in Mel Gibson in Hamlet.
54:30 HBO Headlines: Netflix to release new Full House.
56:50 Miley Cyrus had wisdom teeth out. Necklace. Can't be outrageous anymore. Drunk Miley.
58:50 Harrison Ford out of hospital. Unable to walk. Speech therapy on cards.
1:00:05 One Direction loses a drone. New track released. Depressing as shit. Joke filed.
1:03:30 The Daly Show has a new host. Trevor Noah. Tweets: 12.
1:07:50 40 women have now came out against Bill Cosby. "We are here to enjoy my gift."
1:09:40 The X-Files to return. David Duchovny on Letterman. Video. Kevin on meeting Duke. "Cock-Knocker!"
1:13:10 NBC Live musicals take a hit. The Wiz, next. Cast. Ease on Down the Road. Ralph critiques the shots. "Ease on down the Rue."
1:17:40 Steven Hawking trademarks his name. "Wheel you be mine?"
1:18:30 Roger Moore misquoted on Edris Elba as Bond. Kevin suggests Batman. again.
1:20:30 Disney announces Winnie the Pooh on Ice. Ralph takes a swipe at Hook. Hook discussed. Ralph does Robin Williams.
1:22:48 Movies That Will Suck: The Play-Doh movie. Toys.
1:24:35 Justin Bieber: Hannibal Barris kicks JB in the vag.
1:26:50 SModCo ad: Ex_Machina.
1:27:13 ShipABagOfDicks.com "Yummy dicks." April foolsFinal Stats.
1:29:20 Geek News: Friends: Avengers. Joss Whedon moving on from the Avengers. New Directors on way. Ralph sucks up.
1:32:40 Arrow actor to star as Casey Jones in TMNT2.
1:34:30 Burt Ward and Adam West to voice a new Batman '66 animated cartoon.
1:36:25 Darth Vader at AAHL,
1:37:39 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pool. Chandelier.

Hollywood Babble-On #200: March 21, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto, ON on March 21, 2015."
Runtime: 1:56:45
Recorded Sat, 21st Mar. 2015
Released Sun, 22nd Mar. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com The Brothers Brimm

1:50 Kyle Hebert intro (Extended). Garmy chants.
3:40 Ralph on comedic origins in Toronto. "I've been here a lot, so, whatever." Kevin on tourism in Toronto."Oooh, smell that Tim Hortons, eh?!"
7:00 Kevin on Jen picking up Harley from High School. (Homeless guy pulls his cock out). "I couldn't get a good picture!" "It was fucking huge!" "The guy looked exactly like Ralph with a beard!" 
11:11 Kevin and Harley's text exchange. "Big as a homeless man's dick!"
12:30 Mallrats II news. Shannen Doherty confirms she's in Mallrats sequel via twitter guy. "Fuck yeah!" - Shando. "Let's see if Ben Affleck wants to do the movie!" "Fuck you, man!"
16:40 Shout-outs: Corey on A/V detail. Martine, Sharon and Megan get Pee Wee Herman doing Mahna Mahna.
18:30 Adam and Toe-thumbs Serena prematurely celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss. Huell Howser digs toe-thumbs.
21:15 Keith and Amanda Bone invocate Sexy Kev to the Land of Freaks.
23:30 Billy DeTour "Oh, that's him!" and Susan from Rochester, NY, enjoy Asian Lady Hands.
25:47 Dynamic Duets: I Want You Back by The Jackson Five. (Difficulty Level: 9).
28:00 Dave Woodley killed upon identification. Creepy Clown Gollum. "That's better than Andy Serkis!"
31:50 Adam et al, and teacher wives recieve advice of disciplining students via The Germans. "Everything's better with a gun!" The True North Trilogy discussed.
34:10 Glen "Yaaaaargh!" has a ruptured achilles tendon. Bowie Birthday wishes. "Finish him!"
37:37 Email bag: Greg sends in the Super Golden Girls.
39:10 Lucia Pitalles artwork. RamboWalter WhiteScarface.
40:35 Ross Underwood sends in Jaques de Cock.
41:18 Arnie Sings: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, by Wham.
43:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gene Gene the Dancing MachineDance.
45:30 Tinseltown stiff: Lou SilverstoneBats Man.
47:20 Tinseltown stiff: Mike Porcaro. Africa by Toto played.
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Andy Fraser. All Right Now by Free played.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: A. J. Pero. We're Not Gona Take It Anymore video discussed, and played.
51:50 Exquisite Acting: Tony Banks sends in David Carusso "Glad he ate her." Video.
54:51 Shit That Should Not Be: Jonathan Lew sends in Monsters IncHoax debunked. "A proper rogering." "Fifty Shades of Boo."
58:40 HBO Headlines: Slew of D.I.Y. programmes. Mr. T. announces I Pity The Tool!
1:01:00 Harrison Ford to narrate a National Geographic documentary.1:01:53 Kevin Bacon is a spokesperson for eggsNational Egg Fuckers. Drink for Ralph. "I fuckin' love Canada!"
1:03:30 Ralph asks Kevin if he knows his Bacon number. "The Lowest American acheivement there is ..." Gift given.
1:05:30 Sylvester Stallone announces S.T.R.O.N.G. Kurt Cobain takes a hit, as does Sly. Nirvana-puns. Sly asks to be on Mallrats. The David Carusso noise by Sly and Arnie. Ralph and Kevin unlikely to watch.
1:09:13 AP on Robert Durst. All for the nookie
1:11:04 Dustin Diamond allegedly stabbed a dude on Christmas. Smirnoff Ice. "Stabbed By The Bell."
1:13:45 Michael Phelps showering in goldDominatrix.
1:15:40 Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell, No! announced. Kevin worked with Tara Reid this week. Potential part in Moose Jaws.
1:16:45 Kim Kardashian: KUWTK Series 10 premiere. Bieber is dessert. Full Time Job. Angry Ralph peeps out. I'm so luckyCongratsSwish. Kayne to headline Glastonbury. PetitionScott Disick in AtlantaIt's all about the Benjamin's.
1:22:30 Jessica Simpson videoFull video. Full Carusso.
1:24:30 JoGoLev in Fraggle Rock.
1:26:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ralph fucks with Kevin. Alex Winter announces Bill & Ted 3. "Shooting soon or never." Kevin advocates John Wick. Ralph blasts 47 Ronin. Pixels trailer released. Ralph unimpressed. Audence split. 
1:30:10 Tadolph Switler attacked by cat. meOW.
1:31:40 Alanis Morrisette inducted into the Canadian Music all of Fame. 
1:32:40 Heather Mills pissed at being asked about Paul McCartney. "Changing the world." Wow.
1:34:25 Justin Bieber: Egg guy suing Bieber again, Fight in Vegas with David ArquetteThumbs#BieberRoast. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber!"
1:39:20 Geek News: New Avengers CommercialFrame.
1:41:45 Darth Vader robs a bank. "Shit just got real." "This is not the Vader you're looking for." "Shut up and let Frank talk!"
1:44:15 Burt Reynolds upset over the death of Leonard Nimoy. Takes a swipe at Shatner.
1:45:45 Jeremiah Rivera wins the internet with Friends/Harry Potter crossover.
1:47:30 Clerks 3 shoots in June, Mallrats 2 begins at the end of 2015. Ralph is in Mallrats 2!
1:49:25 Kevin and Harley text back and forth. "Mice and the Affleck duck." Joke filed. "I'll be dead by then." Old Ralph.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On #204: March 13, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on Mar 13, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:19
Recorded Fri, 13th Mar. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Mar. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com Code: babble

0:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Fact checking campaign afoot. Theresa Chapman is celebrating her 60th birthday tonight. "Rage and Silent Bob." Kevin thinks that the Cougar soundclip was actually Ralph's impression.
4:40 Clerks III news: To be filmed in Pittsburgh, PA. Hit Somebody mini-series, Moose Jaws and upcoming Mallrats sequel in the works. Kevin recalls a Jim Jacks story. "Mallrats II: Die Hard in a mall."
9:20 Kevin on Kevin James and Michael Moore. "I know they're talkin' 'bout me, ma!" 
10:30 Shout-outs: "Happy birthday, ma'am!" The Omen referenced. Alicia and Wesley amidst confusion. Celebrate Alicia's 26th birthday with Christopher Walken.
13:00 Donovan et al. celebrate the Glourious 37! Girlfriend embarrassed and furious. Ryan told to go fuck himself as Pee Wee Herman. 
14:50 Dynamic Duets: Thank You For Being A Friend. Email from Ryan.
17:50 Dan Ringy and Chelsea celebrate Dan's wrapping of his film, Dirty. Deets given. Ralph's promotion on Yoga Hosers. Jay - Rogue Cop. The Germans help out Dan.
22:00 Louie Calvillo attending with nephew Jimmy, apparently from The Bronx. Jimmy takes a hit.
24:40 Email bag: Tom Colos sends in proper banana procedure memo. Email image unavailable. Hecklers. 
28:10 Inappropriate Toys: Down to Clown, "Sure Jimmy." Pirate vagina slide.
29:40 Arnie Sings (The 80's): Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles.
31:00 SModCo ads: squarespace.com Code: babble
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sam Simon
35:50 Tinseltown stiff: Terry PratchettPetition
37:20 Tinseltown stiff: Irwin HasenWildCat. "One more year!"
39:00 Tinseltown stiff: Jimmy Greenspoon. Ralph on Three Dog Night. "Joy to the W ..." "It's all fuckin' nonsense bullshit!" Drunk.
41:30 Hollywood Helper: Superheroes. Chris Pratt and Chris Evans are too nice to kids. StarlordSheild crushLimbitless SolutionsFull video. Heckler.
46:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil Berry sends in The Salt Reactor documentary. Still. Ralph takes a swipe at The Phantom Menace.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: The Bunker, featuring Anthony Hopkins as Hitler. Louis Black.
51:30 HBO Headlines: Harrison Fords planecrash was the fault of the plane, not the pilot.
53:15 Sarah Brightman in Phantom of the Opera. Going into space for 10 days. "Go fuck yourself!" $51m. I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper.
57:20 Judge Judy renews contract for $47m a year. Hot Bench, "shits on a glass table."
59:20 Robin Thicke loses a shedload of cash. "$7.3m is going to the Gayes." Happy mashup. "Gayes in Spaaaace!" "Dirty Gayes in Space!"
1:02:16 Bill Cosby sends an email blast to his fan. "Would you like a cappucino?!" Kevin does Fat Albert. Ralph does Russell. Video.
1:05:00 Kim Kardashian colored her hair blond! Egads! GelflingSecret Origins
1:06:10 SModCo ads: Audible.com/babble.
1:07:40 Paolo as KimJulia Roberts50 Shades of Paolo. Kevin quizzes Ralph on his sexuality.
1:09:55 Kanye West track leaked. Awesome. Awful. HBOHelper hates vocoders. Ralph references Dana Carvey and Chopping Brocolli. "Everything is fuckin' awesome!" "The way that you gave that kid that arm ..."
1:13:00 Kanye West Yeezus Tour air. "He's so awesome! Now I'm blonde!"
1:14:15 Anonymous targets Kanye West.
1:15:30 Lindsay Lohan tweets "all-day n-words." Worst. Photoshop. Ever. Zoom.
1:17:30 Better Call Saul chat. Pizza.
1:19:30 Movies That Will Suck: Disney's Dumbo Live Action remake via Tim Burton. Johnny Depp injured on Pirates 5.
1:22:00 First Mexican Bond girl. Ralph's Gringlish. Kevin wants to be the Bond Girl. New Ghostbusters on the way. Midget Ghostbusters. "El bustero ghosto!"
1:24:42 Justin Bieber turns 21. Rents private island. PartyingDork. "Lesbian Lumberjack." Lira Galore. "hide your belongings!"
1:27:00 Star Wars dates and title. "Jar Jar Ghosbuster!"
1:29:00 Ultimate Marvel Marathon. "Fuck you, Thor!"
1:31:15 Supergirl revealed.
1:32:20 Gotham talk. Jada Pinkett Smith not returning. Cobra Commander gets the keys to the city of Springfeild, MA. Dirty Dan Ringy gets chided by Kevin and Ralph. Hitler given the keys to the city.
1:35:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. IslandKeep off the grass.

Hollywood Babble-On #203: February 27, 2015.

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at theImprov in Hollywood, CA on Feb 27, 2015."
Runtime: 1:40:21
Recorded Fri, 27th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 2nd Mar. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com, Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.

2.10 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:00 An Evening With Kevin Smith! Kevin shouts out @DashRunFast (at Brea). "Kevin's face is on the wall!"
5:17 Shout-outs: Shaven-headed Alyssa and husband Brent are right up front. "Why you go no hair?!" V For Vendetta referenced. Sinead O'Connor referenced. Al Pacino shout-out. "Ñuk-ñuk-ñuk!"
8:40 Eric, Linus and Tobias from Stockholm, Sweden. Ralph attempts Swedish. "L.A. Connections." In L.A. 1 lady - 26,000 guys. Linus' blanket. The German's shout-out. Kevin detracts from the conversation by mentioning Jesus' mention on A Charlie Brown Christmas. Big cocks all 'round!
14:40 Vita and Phillip from Canada, via Latvia. Ex b/f = friends, in Canada. Shout-out to brother in Latvia. "There's like, 8 people in Latvia!" Huell Howser shouts-out brother, Kaspars.
17:30 Luka Kuns has a famous sister: the Liam Neeson's Cock girl. Sean Connery shout-out. "Would you like a Goldfinger?" Bond puns. "No, wait, that was Roger Moore."
19:25 Angela and Mike. "What country are you from?" "Riverside!" Kev-Ins: Kev-Man50 Shades of Babble. "I'm just the guy in the corner, shaking."
20:40 Tiffany, Anthony and Bret welcomed. Psych-Wards questioned. Sexy Kev. "Psych!"
22:30 Damian et al. in the nosebleed seats. "Party!" David Bowie sang by Kev. Ralph dances. "Devil's fivesome." Kevin protects Wendy's chastity.
28:00 Email bag: Pee Wee Herman quotes Darth Vader before the Light Saber battle.
29:15 Kanye West blasted by Steel Panther.
31:00 Inappropriate Toys: Tinkerbell, 12Poo Dough. "Fuck you, take all my money!" "Throw it like a fucking monkey!"
33:05 Kevin as Indiana Jones.
34:15 Chelsea in Sacremento asks for Arnie to sing We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel.
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Louis JourdanBond
38:15 Tinseltown stiff: Ben Woolf.
40:00 Tinseltown stiff: Leonard Nimoy. Life discussed. The Wrath of KhanLast tweet. Ralph tells of meeting Leonard.
46:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Dexter. Kevin returns to Leonard Nimoy, and compliments Willam Shatner.
49:15 Exquisite Acting: David Carusso in Session 9. "Fuck you."
51:45 SModCo ads: Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.
52:35 HBO Headlines: The Oscars discussed. Kevin on the Oscars. Ralph impressed with Lady Gaga. Ralph interested in the Razzie Awards.
57:20 Lady Gaga, Julie Andrews on Star Wars. American Horror Story: Hotel news. Teaser.
58:30 Christie on Gaga. Wow. "That jigaboo music ..." "She's bringing it back ..."
1:01:20 John Travolta at the Oscars. Hair hatTouchy. ScarJoZoomZoom"I'm gonna wear you ..."
1:04:30 Madonna NO CAPES! Marketing by Madonna. "500!" "Madonna jerky."
1:07:13 Kardashian's new deal for 4 more years for $100m. "Klamidia, Kleptomania, Kanker and Rue." Bruce Jenner. "Khloe and Kourtney Take Tampons!" Bruce Jenner thrown out of the Improv. Dr. Josh - "He was being a dick." Bruce Jenner charges dropped. "Yeah!" "CHiPs." "Driving HUA." "TransJenner." "File!" "Jenner, I Hardly Know Her."
1:12:00 Netflix Original series': Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget et al. Theme played.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan: "Points for sheer balls." Community Service discrepencies. To be celebate for 1 year.
1:15:20 Justin Bieber: "Justin, Justin!" Moving, $35K PCM, Beeb.
1:17:30 Harrison Ford returning for the Blade Runner sequel. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin reveals seeing Blade Runner for the first time in 1982.
1:19:25 Power Rangers Fan video a hit. 
1:21:40 ScarJo releases a new strack, Candy. "The brown widow." Band-name already taken. Vince unimpressed.
1:24:30 Jaden Smith releases new track, Melancholy. Which samples Breathe, by Pink Floyd.
1:26:30 Geek News: CBS Supergirl cast announced.
1:29:00 CatWoman bisexual.
1:29:30 Stephen Merrill, 31. ObituaryZoom.
1:31:00 Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted. Theme.
1:32:50 Avengers: Age of Ultron poster released. Aquaman.
1:35:14 Renardo García is The Green Lantern. "Still better than Ryan Reynolds!"
1:36:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. CrimeHouse.