Hollywood Babble-On #202: Babble Eve, 2014

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Description: "Feb 22, 2015 - Recorded LIVE at the Brea Improv to record the final moments of 2014 on 12/31/2014 at 10:00 PM."
Runtime: 1:29:54
Recorded Wed, 31st Dec. 2014
Released Mon, 23rd Feb. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com

2:15 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:05 Ass-grabbin'. 2014. Awesome or an assful? Drunk Gwen.
4:15 Upcoming Smith movie news, specifically Clerks III and Yoga Hosers. Fake Canada (Downtown Los Angeles). Johnny Depp - The Anti-Bruce.
7:35 Kevin tells how he chose Ralph as Michael Parks replacement, and Ralph's bad hair year. "Jersey Shore!"
9:35 Kevin on interaction with Johnny Depp in his trailer. Democracy. Depp's dick-nose. Upcoming Garman and Depp.
12:00 "I know all seven of his impressions!" "Dick Trickle."
13:05 Shout-outs: "That's I got Johhny Depp." Ralph - One-show drunk, already. Sarah Astin from Adelaide and husband Scott finishing a five-week honeymoon. Didgeridoo/Lightsaber. "G'day."
15:50 Kevin's lightsaber conversation: how the lightsaber operates. "Acid-sword." "No." 
17:55 Gustavo y sus amigos están en El Improv. "Tim." "Goose." "In jail." "Victorville." "Clark." "No guy has a best friend who is a woman." Kevin compliments his wife. Sexy Kev steps in, with Sexy Sylvester Stallone. X-Wing/Death Star trench.
Ralph yodels.
22:15 Charles "Chuck," Dunham from Albequerque, NM, leaves his kids to go to Disney. Sexy Kev explorin' out-pipe. "Small World."
25:00 Pele and Lars from Denmark have their idiom critisized. "Hej." "Natural Habitat." Al Pacino with Danes for dames advice." "Great Danes."
27:45 Mark, Chrissie et al. no-show. Fake Canadians. "Is that the one with the guy who is angry at everything?" 
29:05 Andrew and Allie from Sherman Oaks at Brea. Allie has Walken lessons. Pulp Fiction ass watch speech. "More cowbell." Andrew asks for a New Years kiss. "Fuck, no!" Then yes.
31:45 Matt and Chrissie from Buena Park in attendance. Matt advised against sending in an email. Bowie dance.
34:45 Email bag: William from Jersey City would like Pee Wee to perform Sweet Transvestite from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
36:20 David sends in the Hyundai wish balls: Babble the fuck on.
37:30 Craig sends in Bryan Christ. "Fat Jesus."
38:10 Paul Quinn sends in Tongue Punch My Fart Box.
39:08 Tao Strick from Holland made an Arnold video, singing Hard Knock Life. "Is Holland near Denmark?" "No."
41:00 Adam wants Arnie to sing Car Wash. "OoooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooh!"
42:35 Tinseltown Stiffs:  Luise RainerThe Great Ziegfeld. "Humble Chinese peasant." Wrong video played. Ralph cuts. 
46:10  Tinseltown stiffs: Edward Hermann. Pic. Filmography mentioned briefly. Kevin' first cable experience.
47:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe CockerWith A Little Help From My Friends. Gwen is loaded. John Belushi mentioned, again. Richard Gere talked about.
51:20 Tinseltown stiff: Christine CavanaughBabe. Bummer.
52:45 Top 20 Most Charitable stars read. Hollywood Helper: Chris EvansVideo
"Take this gillyweed ..." "Attention and tax write-off." "Deep throat/Red Skull."
57:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Anchorman 2Still.
59:00 Exquisite Acting. Arnold sends in Talia Al Ghul's deathRemix.
1:01:20 HBO Headlines: 27 minutes left of 2014. Most successful actors of 2014.
1:03:45 The Interview released on Christmas morning. Rogen and Goldbergwww.seetheinterview.com
1:04:40 Dustin Diamond arrested on Christmas. Stabbed a dude. Mugshot. "Screech stabbed a dude ..." "Professional Clown." Lolli PopMugshot.
1:06:30 Ralph on Christina Aguilera. Douchebag friends. "Don't you know who I am?!" Ralph's Mickey Mouse impression. Joked filed. From Mickey.
1:08:15 Kim Kardashian airtight. Wants new kid. Smiling causes wrinkles, apparently. Worst neighbour list. These two twats are on it! Hurray!
1:10:00 Justin Bieber's plane. Lies, lies, lies. O Canada!
1:12:00 Lindsay Lohan Mosquito illness. 
1:13:22 Sebastian Bach live. "Fuckin' Google that shit!"
1:16:00 Geek News: Doctor Who news. Netflix casts Luke Cage. Third Burton Batman movie suitBatpole.
1:18:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. X-Ray.
1:19:50 Kevin on Harley; Harley at Disney. Kevin texts Harley. No Chelsea Award winner. Ralph considers Bieber. Jay working out for Clerks III. Kevin reads a disturbing shout-out. Shout outs to Dr. Josh and his wife, Producer Gaby, Jen Schwalbach, Kari Garman and the HBO audience, Words of inspiration from Ralph.
1:27:50 Jen to stage. 
1:28:18 Happy 2015!

Hollywood Babble-On #201: February 13, 2015.

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on Feb 13, 2015."
Runtime: 1:34:17
Recorded Fri, 13th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Feb. 2015
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2.30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Valentines Eve! Mulder passed, "Mulder's Mom." Valentine's gift. Kevin buys underwear; unaware of bra-sizes. "Small, medium and large." Kevin's gift to Ralph: He came to the show, tonight.
6:05 Kevin and MulderRedditTOO MUUUCH!!! "His dog was fuckin' alive!" Kevin on Mulder.
11:45 Toast for Mulder. Kamikaze for Kevin. CryBaby sounder from Dr. Josh. "They should call it a Ralph Garman."
13:50 **first appearance** Babble-On Bingo: Ralph has tallied 113 voices. Prize: Jawbone bluetooth speaker. "You have a 72-inch cock."
15:36 Shout-outs: "That was for you, Mulder." Ms. Dwyer is back (By Philip Jackson)! Ms. Cole in attendance, too!
17:32 Shawn Walker sends in Heather's artwork.
19:30 Taylor Watkins and Amanda Hyers celebrate Amanda's birthday. Huell Howser on Pi Day. 
21:20 Jason and Tiffany on Ludo Saaad! Tiffany unaware. "AwoooOOOoooOOOooo!" 
24:40 Travis from West Virginia counts Ralph and Kevin as his first California Friends. Ralph: "Nope!" Telemarketing - Senator from West Virginia. Sexy Kev helps a bi-bear out. Kevin enquires as to the teachers marital status.
27:55 Ryan and Janee have Janee's name scrutinized by Ralph. "J!A!N!I!E! SO WE ALL FUCKING KNOW IT'S JANIE!" Mutual HBO listeners. Marvel Vs. DC:
31:22 Ben Curtis and Adrianna to the stage. Christopher Walken assist. "You're talking over me!" Ben Curtis and Adrianna engaged! 
34:20 SModCo ads: squarespace.com
36:20 Email bag: Pee Wee's monologue: Alec Baldwin's ABC from Glengary Glenross.
38:15 Inappropriate Toys: Cassie sends in the Valentines ruler. Neil Colbert sends in the toilet.
39:45 Arnie sings: Tainted Love.
41:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Joe MauldinThat'll Be The Day. "He's 17. He looks 50!" 
43:50 Tinseltown stiff: Ed_SabolThe Autumn Wind. Raiders fans.
46:20 Tinseltown stiff: Gary OwensRowan and MartinSpace Ghost.
48:00 Shit That Should Not Be: The Whore of Thor. "The fuck, man?!" "Silent Paul." "Thanks Craig."
50:06 Exquisite Acting: Ralph blasts Santa Fe, New Mexico. "It's a butthole." Native American entertainment. Ralph entertains Kevin as he drinks. "We call you Man with Sour Face." "And your vagina!" End of Days. Video runs over.
54.30 HBO Headlines: Beck wins the Grammy for Album of the Year! Fuck you, Kanye! "Respect artistry." Dick. "He ain't have album of the year." WritersShirley MansonOpen LetterKanye Love. Request over-ruled! "Respect that artistry!" Seating.
59:45 Kim Kardashian: Love Magazine interview: Claims she never launched her career from sex-tape. "Ask my fucking back account what I do." "We have more episodes than I Love Lucy." Ralph's shit/gold analogy. Pees on her spanx. "Wizards sleeve."
1:03:10 Taylor Swift annoyed with former guitar teacher. URLs purchased. Head. Puns.
1:05:45 SModCo ads: harrys.com code: babble
1:08:45 Emile Hirsch chokes out a female executive. 
1:10:15 Slow week for Bill Cosby: Just 3 women came forward this week. 
1:11:30 Jon Stewart leaving The Daily Show. Ralph plugs HBO for Comedy Central. The Red Baron mentioned.
1:13:55 The Croft Brothers on Amazon TV for Sigmund and the Sea Monster reboot.
1:15:30 Miley Cyrus: Never at a porn festival. What. The. Actual. Fuck? "I get more turned on looking at my pudgey little dick."
1:17:30 Movies That Will Suck: Halloween franchise recalibration. 
1:19:15 Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan share the same lawyer. Lack of community service made apparent.
1:21:00 Three-boob lady got a DUI. Men Serve Women. This sucks ass. "Still better than 50 Shades of Grey."
1:22:50 Geek News: Kevin's mother going to see 50 Shades of Grey. Marvel and Spider-Man together, once more! Ralph gives details.
1:26:00 Deadpool costume hint. "Security." 
1:26:50 NASA Photo.
1:27:35 Gordon Deacon funeral. Procession. Greeting"Margaret?!" "Bolt the doors and start shooting!"
1:29:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Stud Undies. Bingo uncliamed. Al Pacino voiced, with Yoda, Stallone, Fries Girl and Dr. Steven Hawking.

Hollywood Babble-On #199: February 6, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January Feb 6, 2015."
Runtime: 1:30:03
Recorded Fri, 6th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 9th Feb. 2015
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1:50 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:35 Kevin auto-fellates himself as part of the MCU. Kevin gives details of his work at Marvel. "Security Man and Announcer Boy."
6:20 Shout-outs: Ralph performing with the lurgee this evening. Barry White-like. Al Pacino as Barry White.
7:30 Brad Hammond et al. from Toronto at The Improv, on a bachelor party. Chided by Ralph because S/O is at Vegas. "They're getting fucked!" The Germans talk about marriage. Gambling with condoms. "Shreee-way!" Kevin grills Andrew. "Not expensive as your divorce is gonna be!" "How was your show last night?"
12:20 Clayton and Kendra celebrate four years together. Al Pacino relationship advice. Kevin comments on fighting with Jen last week. "He's not askin'!" "The armpit."
14:45 Kevin Smith writes in. Kev freaks out. NotThatKevinSmith. Graveyard shift 911 operators. "Done harm to one another." "Depressing and thankless." Ralph comments on the Detroit 911 operator. "These fuckers!""Stop calling!" 
18:40 Bane calls 911 with a spatula stuck in his ass. "Sideways." "Put a guy on the phone." "Aunt Jemima." Mrs. Butterworth touched upon. Christian Bale as operator. "Ummm ..." "Fuckin' spatula!"
22:30 Kevin enquires on the job. 
24:20 Douwie and Christie from Melbourne, "Rate wicked." 
25:39 Green Lantern Oath: Adam West.
27:55 Supercouple Donna and Kyle "Did you have a spatula stuck in your calf?" Three jobs/three kids. Uber pizza. "You're gonna get fucked tonight!" "Send in a sub." Huell Howser on ladyparts.
30:29 Mikkel et al. with delayed reaction. "Yeah, it's weird." "It's not Michael by the way." Bowie welcomes.
33:25 Email bag: Tyler Harden asks for PeeWee to read from Full Metal Jacket. "Kevin Smith: Most Likely To: Sucks Rancid Hobo cock." Dark PeeWee.
35:50 Pete from Crossville, AL sends in his son singing the Bieber theme.
36:45 Jeffrey sends in Tadolph Switlers belly button. 123. "Shake it off."
38:05 **first appearance** Heath Allen sends in an Inappropriate Toys theme: "Just Wrong." I Poop Jewels."
40:20 Kelly asks for Arnie to sing Falco's Der Commisar (English).
42:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard BonehillJedi. "That was a mask?!" "Let the brothers out of Bespin."
44:45 SModCo ads. proflowers.com code: babble.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: Batman and Wonder Woman. Michael Keaton breaks up basketball fight and referees match. Sophia kicks cancers ass.
49:05 Shit That Should Not Be: The RescuersStill.
51:25 Exquisite Acting: Nicolas Cage in Matchstick Men. "Special Needs Orphan." "Pissed blood!" Kevin praises Nicolas Cage.
53:30 HBO Headlines: Suge Knight pleads not guilty in hit-and-run. "Allegedly." "They put The Avengers on his floor."
55:40 Red Power Ranger kills a guy with a sword.
57:15 Gary Glitter found guilty of underage sex crimes. Glitter music at sporting events.
58:30 Bill Cosby hires decoy to exit venues after live events. Statue.
1:00:30 Justin Bieber is addicted to apologising. "We're getting to him!"
1:02:35 Saved by the Bell cast on Jimmy Fallon.
1:04:30 Randy Quaid is batshit crazy. Point. The dog discussed. "When the defence has to plead insanity ..."
1:08:40 Lindsay Lohan and mother suing Fox News. Esurance ad
1:11:10 Kanye West selfie.
1:11:25 Kim Kardashian 50 s of Grey hades review. Selfie.
1:13:00 Jaden Smith rap stylings. "Make the fame go away." "You're on you're way, kid."
1:14:40 Ben Norton's This Sick Beat ™.
1:16:15 StarLord at the hospital. "The Super Soldier Serum has worn off ..." Fans raise $200k.
1:17:50 DareDevil trailer.
1:19:30 Ralph craps ALL over Astroboy. "Saving Crime."
1:21:25 Henry Damon becomes The Red Skull. Comic. HugoNose removed. "There's no going back from that!" "Pussies."
1:24:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. AirportThe SwarmLife's a beach.

Hollywood Babble-On #198: January 30, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 30, 2015."
Runtime: 1:37:01
Recorded Fri, 30th Jan. 2015
Released Mon, 3nd Feb. 2015
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2.01 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:15 Kevin looking forward to HBO all day after spousal fight.
3:10 Rain in L.A. East coast winter. Ralph's jizz puddle. K-ROQ money.
4:30 Shout-outs: Kevin back to the fight. Robert and Katrina Rosales are on their honeymoon. Ralph confused.
Dual emails. "Sphincter." "Bat-Cave." Sexy Kev welcomes them to marriage.
9:00 Stephen Morgan from Aims, Iowa is dodging the IRS. "Lifeless ex-wife." Mega weight-loss. Ralph's mindset. Ex and boyfriend living in basement. Sly Stallone Life Advice.
12:30 Fighter Pilot Jeremy and Katie on the dynamics of flight. The Germans on fighter pilots. Kevin lost on The Luftwaffe.
16:30 Mike from Tampa brings and entourage, Steven Hawking responds. "Black hole." S.A.T. week."
18:25 Email bag: Inappropriate Toys: "Tramp stamp." SuperBlowSuperBrony. "LunchMoney." SuperBallGag. Call for theme song, and toys blowing each other.
21:20 Steven Sellig marks the 30th anniversary of We Are The World by Arnie and Friends.
24:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Bad batch." Rod McKuen. Seasons in the Sun, "Now you're dead!" A Boy Named Charlie Brown referenced.
26:30 Tinseltown stiff: Joe FranklinThe Ramone Boys. "No cartoons on."
30:15 Tinseltown stiff: Trevor Ward-Davies. Death Proof referenced. Hold Tight. Ralph loves the 60's. "Anyway, he's dead."
33:00 Exquisite Acting: Cathy in Sydney, Aus. sends in this weeks Sydney, Australia. Kevin berates a 'stralian heckler. Kerry Russell in The Babysitters Seduction. "Smelled a fart."
35:54 Shit That Should Not Be: Sixteen Blocks extra on phone. Still.
39:00 HBO Headlines: Gwyneth Paltrow urges a Mugwort V-Steam. "Mini throne." "She ruined all the sexy!" "Steamed clam." "A-Steam." "If you're eager to have your dick steamed ..." "Because, you know .. science!"
43:50 SModCo ads. http://www.proflowers.com/ code: babble
46:00 Sam Smith's Stay With Me is a lot like Tom Petty's Won't Back Down. Kevin and Ralph sing Won't Back Down over Stay With Me. "Smith and Garman: Music Detectives."
49:45 More Cosby accusations. "Legit accusations."
51:20 LiLo and the partially started parole. "Meet & greet." "That does not fucking count, as Community service." Wants to become a witch. "Slytherin."
55:10 Promposals: Ralph irate. Cole LeBrandt irks Ralph. Ralph casts aspersions on Cole's sexuality. Cole is now Ralph's enemy.
58:15 Kim Kardashian ad. "Shit." Angry Ralph."Eeeewww!" "Replicant." Bruce Jenner.
1:02:40 Tadolph Switler has a belly button. Kyle XY mentioned. Trademarked a lot of ridiculousness. Harley played Switler for Kevin. "Shake It Off Asswipes."
1:07:33 Tila Tequila wins awards. Farrah Abraham is pissed. 
1:09:30 Ghostbusters reboot discussed. Kevin-pro. Ralph-con. Ralph and Kristin Wiig are friends.
1:13:00 Chris Pratt could be the new Indiana Jones.
1:14:10 Movies That Will Suck: The Go-Bots
1:17:11 Justin Bieber apologises. "Swaaag exterior." 
1:21:10 Geek News: Fantastic Four trailer. Ralph con FF. Kevin pro. Franchise rights discussed.
1:25:30 Jimmy Olsen. Kevin on Chris Rock in Dogma.
1:26:17 Julia Roberts buys the rights to BatKid. Ralph displeased.
1:28.00 Burton's Bulky Batmobile iPhone case. VidPictures. McDonalds Fries Girl. Ralph pro-Batmobile. Valentines anal.
1:31:00 Liam Neesons Cock jokes. WalesVagankle.

Hollywood Babble-On: #197: January 24, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 24, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:45
Recorded Sat, 24th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 25th Jan. 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com 

2.04 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:00 Housekeeping: Babble-On 200 in Toronto. - Direction from Kevin.
4:20 Kevin's fingers - iMDB credits handed out willy-nilly.
5:20 Jason Mewes onto the stage to rapturous applause. "Boo-urns." "Put on the thin lens!" The process, unmasked.
6:50 Rehearsals. "Shut up." "Stop." "Don't fuckin' move!" "This is taking longer to shoot than Yoga Hosers." "We should've filmed that one." Lighting technicalities.
9:10 Kevin's stroke. Fingers. 
9:55 Ad Take 1. HBO 100.
10:34 Ad Take 2. Applause for Mewes.
11:42 Kevin went to SunDance, yesterday. SouthWorst mentioned. Camryn Manheim mentioned. "Oh, I know you, Mr. Southwest!" "Skypig." Kevin recalls Clerks at Sundance. 
15:00 Ralph receives mystery drink. Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken. "I'm drinkin' it, shut up!"
15:30 Zack Morrow and Mike keep the Sabbath. HBO needs more jews. Adam West Life Advice. "Ruben, The Boy Wonder!" "Good Torah!"
17:44 Pamela and Hugo get their email scrunched up.
18:14 Ross and Sharon went to see Paddington, The Flashing Bear. Ralph took his daughter, and enjoyed the movie. Al Pacino kills the Paul Blart 2 trailer. "I hope his head rolls off hi fuckin' shoulders!" "Look at his fuckin' eyes!" "Paul! Fucking! Blart!" "Blow him right now!"
21:15 Kevin reveals Ralph's writing process.
21:40 Grant Murray flies in from Taiwan. Ralph blasts Sherman Oaksians. Friends from all over. "I went North on the 5!" Buffy from Perth commended. Sexy Kev with bean-flicking material. Buffy into a 3-way with Kev and Gerard Way. "The number 10.""Welcome to LA, put me in your mouth!"
25:15 Matt and Jess from London travelling across the US and Mexico. Ralph loved the Apollo show. "New York! What a mindfuck!" Belated birthday wishes from Bowie. Kev' orgasm ruins a chair.
29:00 Email bag: Tate (Not taint), sends in eyebrowless, toothless Kev. CVS cheap toys. It's A Small World.
31:00 Paul Gubert from Guernsey sends in the fleshlight model. Fleshlight history at SMod. "There was fuckin' 12, and I tagged them all!" Kevin makes the worst sound in history. Vid 1. Vid 2. "You're ruining it, man!" "You had sex with her! Don't you want to meet her?!" "Wagina." "Smurf."
34:55 Foot fetish fleshlight. "Vagankle." Buffalo Bill mentioned.
36:20 Travis was at HBO 196: Yelled "file," and was told to have a car crash. Audio replayed. Had auto accident. "It wasn't you, it was Hawking!" "Look at the power I yield." Hawking impersonation. 
38:55 Arnie sings: I Ran by A Flock Of Seagulls.
40:30 SModCo ads: vegas.com code: babble.
43:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tony Verna. Kevin disparages his Instant Replay claim. "IF you look at it from another angle ..."
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: Don Harron. "Then Quebec didn't like that character ..." Wine, women and song.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Greg PlittPic. "He's just like Superman." "Never exercise." "Two, please!"
50:10 Tinseltown stiff: Edgar Froese. The Germans. Risky Business OST. "Are you ready for me, Ralph?" Kevin trick or treats Rebecca Di Mornay. "Bush." "Hiii." 
54:50 Exquisite Acting: Mike Dee sends in Whore. "I'm gonna fuck you up the aaaasssss! Bitch!"
57:45 Shit That Should Not Be: American Sniper. Plastic baby. "I don't give a fuck about babies!"
1:01:05 HBO Headlines: Sly Stallone on the Rocky steps. "Panhandling." Selfie. "Jedi laser sword."
1:03:24 Willow Smith t-shirt. "Miley would show you her actual cans." Raised by wolves.
1:04:25 Kim Kardashian - TitsPrada. The Shining crone.
1:06:25 Lindsay Lohan facing jailtime - hasn't completed her community service. Diseased.
1:08:10 Justin Bieber to get roasted on Comedy Central. "You're a fuckin' cunt!" "Close ya cunt!" Tweet
1:10:20 Joanna Krupa suing over defanatory remarks. "Her pussy smelled." "Bring 'em up!" "Chris Hardwick's pussy smells!"
1:12:45 The X-Flies to return. Recent movie referenced.
1:13:50 Grease live and cast announced. 
1:15:15 The Sound of Music to be available in theaters for the 50th anniversary.
1:16:20 New Pee Wee Herman movie - Pee Wee's Big Holiday. "I like bears!" Ralph acts out the x-rated version.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: The Blob. Movies that sucked: The Blob (orig.), The Blob (1988). "Hope springs eternal."
1:21:00 Diplo annoys Taylor Swift fans tweetsPic. "It's not fuckin' funny, people!"
1:22:45 Chris Pratt and Chris Evans battling.over Superbowl. 
1:24:20 Supergirl from Glee, Kevin hasn't seen Arrow, Flash or Gotham. Mewes loved Smallville. "Sucked his dick off."
1:27:30 New X-Men Apocalpse casting. "The Unwatchable movie." "Blew Singer away early on." "XXX-Men."
1:29:30 Kevin Faux Pas. Scott Loxley Stormtrooper.
1:30:45 Disney bought all George Lucas' ideas and never used any of them. George Lucas Raped our Childhood played.
1:32:25 Josh Earl's Tumbler stroller
1:34:14 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. ParadeShadowCoke.

Hollywood Babble-On: #196 January 16, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 16, 2015."
Runtime: 1:39:21
Recorded Fri, 16th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 18th Jan. 2015
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2.22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Kevin has shaved; unimpressed with self-appearance.
4:10 Mewes was impressed that Ralph was on Agent Carter - new episodes filmed.
5:50 "It's called timing, bitch!"
6:10 Johnny Depp mentioned Yoga Hosers on Jimmy Kimmel.
7:45 Kevin on looking for distributors.
8:20 Shout-outs: "Long hair, don't care. Scruff is rough."
9:05 Ms. Dwyer returns; has fan club; art.
10:20 Guy in top hat draws Ralph's attention.
10:50 Kandice and Keven get their names scrutinised. Keven thanks Kandice. "Brown bubble-gum button." "You filthy fucker, man!" "If he loves ya, he'll let you use the whole fuckin' fist!"
13:55 Jarryd and James from Aus. Vulcan mentioned. Sexy Kev used in the hunt for single ladies. Coriolis Effect Fucking and Sydney Push. Boomerang Jizz at The Troub. "You have glasses." "The look sensitive." Pimped out to Ms. Dwyer.
17:20 Travis and Deanna provoke nostalgic discussion. Looking for a third. "When we were in our twenties, you were lucky to get a handjob!" 
19:10 Dynamic Duets: Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Cheer.
22:10 Amanda and Lucy from Orlando, FL check out the Aussies. Running in the Star Wars half-marathon; Ralph enquires. Kevin running as Porkins. Harrison Ford wishes Amanda luck. "Just nerds in costume running."
25:00 Scott, Lolo The Terrible and Weeping Dave running The Spartan Beast. "Ten minutes into the show, I'm thinking the same thing." The Germans immitate Jar-Jar Binks. 
26:45 Sean and Kiva celebrate Sean's birthday. Ralph advises trying to avoid his 40's. Kevin confused. "Lick my taint!" Irish snow video.
31:20 Marines Kevin Stucker and Kevin Stollen in attendance. Ralph on Disney. "Gareen Corps." Bowie wishes happy 40th birthday.
35:39 Email bag: Robert from Liepzig sends in Wildly inappropriate Tigger.
36:30 Bob Tyson sends in Thin Kev. Super Soldier Serum.
37:40 Chris from Australia sends in The Rock. "Close ya cunt!"
39:16 Kevin distances himself from the Schwarzneggers. Arnold sings Achy Breaky Heart. 
41:40 SModCo ads. vegas.com code: babble
44:00 Tinseltown stiffs:Taylor NegronArea rug. Kevin references HBO 99 and Taylor Negron's tribute to Catherine Davis. "Fuck cancer!"
47:44 Tinseltown stiff: Kim FowleyCherry Bomb. Stuttering in song.
50:21 Tinseltown stiff: Anita EkbergThe Sweet Life.
53:00 Tinseltown stiff: Robert KinoshitaRobbie the RobotLost in Spaaaace!
55:30 Hollywood Helper: Eminem. Pictures of Lily referenced. Gage GarmoEmnem on iTunes.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Pleasant DeMoss sends in Batman Returns moving gravestone.
1:00:30 Exquisite Acting: "BASTAAARD!"  Enter The Ninja
1:03:25 HBO Headlines: Oscar Nominations. Birdman and Beetlejuice. Boyhood and Slacker. The Imitation Game and the lack of imitation. "Benedict Cumberbitch!" "Wheel right to the theater." Ralph as Hawking. Whiplash drooled upon. "Titular." Dick Poop.
1:12:30 Naya Rivera sez: "White people shower a lot more than ethnics." Wal-Mart knocked.
1:13:45 Miley Cyrus: wants to pose for PlayBoy. Tub. "Old-school and creepy with the polaroids." "Clean her up a little bit."
1:16:00 Bill Cosby protest. Refunds offered. Chloe GoinsCosby on Spanish Fly. "Hello, America!"
1:19:45 Woody Allen makes first TV series for Amazon Prime.
1:20:50 Justin Bieber: "Sunken Chest and Tiny Wienie." LOL burn.Trainer seen him nude, often. Balls. Johnny Rapid offers $2m for a scene. "Commit sodomy ..."
1:25:30 "Completely unrelated, according to my lawyers ..." John Travolta working out at 3am. "Blown away." "Ran from the building." "Woodworking." "Woodworker." Selfie. "Man-pussy." "Shut up, that was funny."
1:28:40 E-nable prosteticsLiam Porter attachmentPresentation. Ralph blasts Olaf. (Geek news).
1:31:00 Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer. "I might suck dick to see that early." Stan Lee to make Agent Carter cameo. Big Hero 6 cameo.
1:32:33 Vixen to be animated. Flash Appreciation Day. Trading CardBat-throneZoom.
1:35:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Condom.

Hollywood Babble-On #195: January 9, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January 9, 2015."
Runtime: 1:29:15
Recorded Fri, 9th Jan. 2015
Released Sun, 12th Jan. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads - vegas.com Code: babble squarespace.com/babble

3:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:30 Kevin recounts Ralph acting in Yoga Hosers alongside Johnny Depp.
6:30 "This week's Schwartznegger is singing 'It's Raining Men!'"
8:10 Harley passes Ralph on the stairs.
9:07 "You're excellent, man."
9:35"Make-A-Wish Foundationing me."
10:38 "I would be happy if I just made movies for the rest of my life with Kevin Smith." -Shit Depp Said About Us.
11:15 The entire third act of Yoga Hosers is completely Babble-centric.
11:45 Emotional Ralph.
12:30 Trevor Crabbe intrigues Kevin, and explodes with cum. "Dirty Chimney."
15:25 Jaycob & Jayson get their names scrutinised. The Germans advise on the show.
18:00 Vrai is accused of being a dancer. With friend Alyssa. Brokeback Mountain referenced. "Pardon the redundancy." "Brokeback Doughnut/Bagel." Vagitarianism discussed. Louis Black welcomes.
22:40 **First appearance** Louis Black.
23:15 Andrew and Reed "Captain One-Date," Ackerman in attendance. Sexy Kev helps Reed.
24:45 Christie Remus calls dogs with her enthusiasm. Ralph kicks everyone out. "Get out! I worked with Johnny Depp! I don't need this!" McDonalds Fries Girl makes an appearance. "Motor Oil." "Remus? You hardly even know us!"
27:44 Weston and Beth serenaded by Bowie.
30:00 Email bag: Doug Hoxter Jr. sends in Kev Jambi. Jay wants  Kevin shaving off his beard for YouTube.
31:57 Pee Wee Herman read Willy Wonka.
32:35 Ralph on Agent Carter - Ralph is in The Marvel Universe. Kevin impressed. (RadioMan).
34:00 Drew gets called a dick.
35:00 Babble Story Time: Peter Falk reads Are You My Mother? Kevin intrigued. Continues in character. Ralph does the Peter Falk eye. Child Services called.
39:20 Paul Quinn sends in Kushing Tiger Drunken Dragon. Kevin's weight Loss touched upon.
40:00 Arnold Sings: The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.
41:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com/babble
44:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stuart ScottPic.
45:35 Tinseltown stiff: Andraé Crouch. Ralph plays Like A Prayer.
47:00 Tinseltown stiff: Rod Taylor.  Ralph plays The Birds.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: Donna Douglas. Beverly Hillbillies explained. Twilight Zone explained.
52:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Joshua Paul Hawkins sends in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. "Spacebar." Kevin expains. "Do you think anyone is watching that closely?" -Mosier.
55:30 Exquisite Acting: PiecesVideo. Linda Day-George in "BAAASTAAARD!"
57:50 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf in Elastic Heart. "It's weird, but it's not really pedophilia, because it's not very sexy." "We just saw a dark snapshot ..." Leon/The Professional mentioned. "I would have said that better, if I hadn't been so turned on by it."
1:01:50 Sophia Grace draws Ralph's ire with Best Friends. Ralph's nightmares.
1:03:40 Willow Smith releases Heart. "But not from people."
1:06:00 Mrs. Huxtable defends Bill Cosby. "Forget these women." Performed in Canada, and leaves sarcastic comment.
1:08:35 Farrah Abraham tweets lip-procedure. LeelaMoe'Zone.
1:10:10 John Travolta returning to TV, playing Robert Shapiro. Kevin gets his line stolen.
1:12:55 Nicholas Sparks getting divorced. Fans tweets scrutinised.
1:14:12 Sly Stallone making Rambo: Last Blood. Clerks VII mentioned. Pitching to the mirror.
1:16:10 Kim Kardashian: Charlie Sheen attacks Kim Kardashian.
1:18:18 Miley Cyrus sharing blood. Patrick Schwartznegger risks losing his trust fund. "Like the maid." Arthur comments. Table full o' drugs. "Looked how fucked up I was! WoooOOOooo!" Coke Vs. Weed.
1:23:15 Taylor Swift Vs. Katy Perry. "The juiciest First World Problems ever." "I read it in the internet." Pic.
1:24:45 Justin Bieber: new face of Calvin Klein underwear. Ad'shoppedHair.
1:27:20 Geek News: DareDevil to be released on Netflix. Motion Poster.
1:28:40 Gambit to be released in 2016. "I worked with Johnny Depp!" "Troat!"
1:29:35 Back To The Future Pt II Buzzfeed article. "He uses me to soak up the leavings." Reverse-microwave. Power laces.
1:33:30 Ant Man posterTrailer. Kevin on Marvel.
1:36:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Measure.