Hollywood Babble-On 164: April 11, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on Friday, April 11th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:50:10
Recorded Fri, 11th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 14th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper


0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:50 Kevin was opening act at The Improv, and refused to leave the stage. Ralph congratulates Jen on her birthday. Ralph shouts-out Dr. Josh. Ralph blows. Literally.
7:00 Shout-outs: Kevin drops his cock. James King and Caitlyn Mamen cause Kevin to jinx Ralph. Ralph chastised for not reading an email. Mammogram humor. Ed Wynn on love.
11:11 Shannen celebrates son Tommy's 18th birthday. Descriptive email. The German's.
15:20 Saul and Daisy have Sylvester Stallone explain Daisy's intentions.
17:50 Monica and Pedro got married! Babies next. Kevin presents the newlyweds. Al Pacino interjects.
22:30 Ralph et al. arrived by bus. Psychic Kev. Loki joke filed. "There is also a woman involved."
25:50 Frugal Steve finally see's Babble-On. Kevin agrees to front the poor for upcoming Babbles. David Bowie thanks Teresa.
29:15 Email bag: Robert from Germany sends in Clerks: Live. Ralph on Clerks Love.
32:30 Matt Cruise from Canada loves Arnie singing. Arnie sings the Oompah Loompah song from Willy Wonka.
34:30 Jann sends in Batman/Green Hornet artwork.
35:00 David listens with his 80 year-old aunt Dottie. Sean Connery birthday shout-out. "Grey pubes." Bond puns.
38:35 Dynamic Duets: Jamie sends in this image. Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross - It Takes Two.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mickey Rooney. Kevin met him. Good Morning. Simpsons reference.
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: John PinetteMcDonalds.
49:25 Tinseltown stiff: Ultimate WarriorMean Gene.
52:20 SModCo ads. LootCrate code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr. invites 20 kids to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
56:50 Spider-Man in BrixtonPizza.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor Howell sends in Mallrats Magic Eye. Still.
1:03:00 Exquisite Acting: Darren sends in The Bounty.
1:05:50 Kev-In: SMod MenTMNK, Kevtain America.
1:09:20 HBO Headlines: Steven Colbert replaces David Letterman.
1:10:30 Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman. Kevin watched The Canyons.
1:13:33 Kevin enthralled with Julie Louise Dreyfuss.
1:16:00 Woody Harrelson saved Jennifer Lawrence's life after she choked on pills.
1:18:00 Bieber Goes Hoam! Wreaks havoc in Wal-Mart! Canadian death-sentence.
1:21:55 Joe Francis news.
1:22:45 Andrew Dice-Clay and conscious uncoupling.
1:24:08 Kim Kardashian posts ThailandGoogle imagesCherry Blossoms of Japan.
1:28:00 Amanda Bynes not crazy! It was weed!
1:29:20 Farrah Abraham In The Making, and writing process.
1:32:45 Police Academy to be rebooted.
1:33:15 Movies That Will Suck: Karate Kid 2.
1:35:00 Dentist plans to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.
1:36:30 Geek News: May 6th, 2016 is Captain America 3, same day as Batman Vs. Superman.
1:39:35 Life With Archie: Archie gets shot down.
1:41:40 Star Wars 7 is already being filmed.
1:43:20 "Go toss Boba Fett in the Sarlak." toiletsarlak.com
1:45:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 163: April 4th, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on Friday, April 4th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:34:35
Recorded Fri, 4th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 7th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus


0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin is super baked tonight. (and you will notice)
3:20 Kev went to meet Gene Simmons. Kevin's Gene Simmons impression.
       "You're gonna rock and roll all night, and suck this every day."
7:55 Shoutouts: Chris & Colby celebrating birthdays. Germans Welcome.
11:21 Brianna & friends are here having a slutty party.
13:30 Kevin describes with too much detail his idea of a male strip club.
        "No, I'm just relaxing. I didn't realize I was doing a show with Larry King tonight.
        ...Irvine, hello. You're on the air."
16:50 Dan & Katy. Christopher Walken explains HBO to Katy.
18:01 Mike & friends. "Porn star, you're on the air. Hello?" Huell Howser/Sexy Kev welcome.
23:48 Tiffany Castallano & ROBERT! are here. David Bowie encourages nipple play.
         "You need your nipples fondled ...I think you'll love your nipples being attended thusly."
26:50 Tyler, a Sony lot tour guide, saw Kev hide behind a bush from his tour.
30:54 Reagan from Quebec requests Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "If I Only Had a Brain"
32:53 Greg (Buddy Christ patch) raised $112.50 for The Wayne Foundation.
33:54 Bill Cosby wishes Airman Tyler good luck.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Allen & Brandy request "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
37:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Actress Kate O'Mara. Photo. Dr. Who clip.
39:49 Hollywood Helper: Ed Sheeran sings for dying girl moments before she passes.
41:44 Shit That Should Not Be: Goldfinger rope.
43:25 Exquisite Acting: Tim Matteson poisoned in Buried Alive.
47:13 Kev-In: Spiderman stuntmanVogue cover, Wrestlemania.
49:40 HBO Headlines: David Letterman announces retirement. Clip.
51:52 Chelsea Handler ending her late night show.
53:12 James Franco chats up 17 year old Scottish girl. Convo 1, 2. Lucy. Clip.
59:25 Justin Bieber dissed by president of Taco Bell on reddit.
         Kev: "After decades in business Taco Bell is like 'this is the hill I'm gonna die on'"
1:01:46 Gwenyh Paltrow and Chris Martin had a nice breakup trip to the Bahamas. 
1:04:05 Jon Hamm early appearance on The Big Date gameshow. Ralph was also on lots of gameshows. Clip. "Keanu Reeves is Jon Hamm in The Big Date."
1:07:12 Miley Cyrus April Fools joke with Avril Lavigne. Horrible, time wasting clip.
1:08:58 Lorde calls out photoshopper who airbrushed her flaws. Photo.
1:10:15 Woman spends $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Photos.
Ralph: "Her name is Kitty- Of course it is."
1:12:00 The Home Kevin Smith Kit: a case of twinkies and a hockey jersey.
1:12:36 Movies That Will Suck: Pink Panther reboot. Article.
1:13:30 Chris Brown is flying Con-Air. For 3 days. Article.
1:14:55 Kate Bush is back and doing live shows in London. Article. Video.
1:17:00 Dad, daughter & son make a bad music video "Summertime is Great".
1:19:58 Geek News: Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine. Speech.
1:22:40 Gravity April Fools deleted scene.
1:25:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes
1:26:45 Kevin used to jerk off to "Come on Ilene".

Hollywood Babble-On 162: March 28, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, March 28, 2014."Runtime: 1:53:41
Recorded Fri, 28th Mar. 2014
Released Mon, 31st Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ad for DAVE School.
1:18 Kyle Hebert intro. 

2:05 Quakes in L.A. ( ...And the rest of the Pacific Rim).
4:10 "O.G. Richter." Kevin ponders Bryan Johnson promoting Comic Book Men to Hasbro. Mingstagram. Jon Hamm makes an HBO return. "It's a dark, Fun-House mirror ..." Jon Hamm listened to HBO. "I won't have him killed!" "I gotta change all of these stories ..."
9:00 Cock-chat.
10:25 HBO has a pilot. (Comic Book Men has S4, and Rob Bruce has his own show!)
11:50 "I came to watch you drink!"
12:25 Shout-outs: Megan gets her email scrutinized. Creepy Clown Medley. 
15:15 Creepy Clown Time: Huell Howser, Bill Cosby, Harrison Ford and Christian Bale.
16:50 Jacob, Keith, Kim and Saul from Diamond Bar fail to attend. J/k. "He's a dick!" -waitress. Sexy Kevin encouragement. "It's not gay at 2.A.M. It's fun!" "Sticky."
19:45 Eammon and Jennifer from Brisbane at The Brea. Jennifer disliked the Fries Girl. 
21:45 Schwarzenegger sings the Lonely Goat Herd. Tank.
22:30 Email bag: Jed in London sends in a Selma Hayak quote.
24:50 David writes in about girlfriend Rue's pronunciation of "Bowie."
26:43 Gary Dunghill asks for Wedding Night advice from Al Pacino. "One-eyed Cat."
29:40 Dynamic Duets: Donna Haber asks for U Got The Look. (Sheena Easton and Prince.) BaneCat.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Montecore. "Roy's all 'Nrrrrghhhh!'" "Why do you know so much about this?!"
37:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave BrockieGoodnight Moon.
40:45 Tinseltown Stiff: James RebhornObituary.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lorenzo Semple, Jr. (Video unavailable).
47:50 Hollywood Helpers: Channing Tatum Bucket List.
52:00 Exquisite Acting: Captain Eo, starring Anjelica Huston.
54:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Pinocchio Candle.
58:00 Kev-In: Oz. Godzilla. Public Pissing.
1:01:15 HBO Headlines: Chris Hemsworth and wife have twin boys.
1:02:45 Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow to divorce. Conscious UncouplingMom difficulties. Kevin breaks down her day.
1:12:00 Kim Kardashian on Vogue BreathRogen. Polyglot. Cultural Phenomenon.
1:15:40 Justin Bieber replicates James Dean. Ciggies.
1:17:15 Zac Efron gets into a fight with some bums. "He just got out of rehab!" "Private treatment!" "High School Snoozical!" Vanessa Hugdens nude photos. "Bushy-scrapy."
1:21:40 Miley Cyrus Make A Wish missed, and her influence on society.
1:25:00 Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List, is thrown into doubt via James Franco. More of a Wish-List. Date Night discussed.
1:27:50 I Wanna Marry Harry on Fox sounds horrible. April 10th is the 50th anniversary of It's A Small World.
1:30:30 Malaysian Airlines missing flight discussed.
1:30:20 Geek News: Chris Evans ready to quit acting after Captain America. Marvel Movies on Netflix.
1:33:40 Star Wars Football Teams logos. Ralph on WarNog, Klingon beer. Walking Dead Dock Street Walker. "Irritated Goat Disease." "Goat Brain cupcakes."
1:37:15 Chinese junkyard Transformers. Mark Wahlberg says Transformers is the most iconic franchise.
1:40:50 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trailer. Origin. "'Za!"
1:43:00 Ralph Blows: 0.09. Batman Blu-Ray box hints. Ralph plugs his upcoming movies.
1:46:38 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 161: March 21, 2014

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Runtime: 1:42:11
Recorded Fri, 21st Mar. 2014
Released Sun, 23rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Ad for DAVE School.
3:33 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Ralph isn't drinking tonight. Kev: "Did you hit a hobo or something?"
6:20 Shout-outs: Hazel Jones, the woman with 2 vaginas [see HBO 69] is here. Video.
12:10 Alex & Debra celebrating anniversary. Al Pacino has good news.
15:26 Dustin, John-Paul, & friends. John-Paul doesn't have a middle name.
Ralph: "You know what, you do. It's fucking Paul, John-Paul." Germans welcome.
18:26 Shawn Unpronounceable-last-name. Ralph: "You people with your fucking names
         tonight." His friend Steven is getting married, Huel Howser congratulates. Sexy Kevin.
22:55 Becky & Troy. Can Bowie welcome Becky to Disneyland?
26:10 Email bag: Allison wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing "I Wanna Be Like You".
27:59 Shane found a Spiderman straw cup.
28:35 Greg found a Buddy Christ "Who Would Jesus Shoot?" patchAuction.
30:20 Fugitive listener K. is on the lam and needs advice from Harrison Ford.
32:18 Hung listener Brock Krimmer sends in Samuel L. Jackson in awesome shirt.
33:13 Dynamic Duets: Paul Axel requests "Up Where We Belong".
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Who's Next?" Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church.
         Ralph: "The world's a little bit of a better place this week."
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Musician, actor Joe Lala. "Ride captain ride upon your myster ship.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Comedian David Brenner. Video.
45:54 Tinseltown Stiff: Man with 132 lb scrotum Wesley Warren Jr. Video.
48:12 Hollywood Helper: Liam Neeson saved a dog from a gang. Liam denies this story.
50:50 Exquisite Acting: Harvel Keitel in Bad Lieutenant.
55:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin is sick of talking about The Wizard of Oz. Ralph sings "If Only Had a Brain" to pull Kev back in. Video. Photo. Ralph: "He's got a FUCKING GUN!"
1:01:20 Kev-In. Ghostbusters 3, Flash GARMAN!, Chips
1:03:40 HBO Headlines: Discussing The Walking Dead. Just look at the flowers, Justin.
1:05:33 Lindsay Lohan fires sober living coach. List of guys she has fucked. Newer list.
1:09:50 Miley Cyrus gets lip tattoo. Tour bus fireSpits water on fans.
1:12:30 Madonna's hairy armpits. Long hair, don't care. Tweet.
1:14:12 Courtney Love thinks she found the missing Malaysian flight. Photo.
1:17:17 Denver news station puts penis on the air. Video.
1:19:20 Johnny Carson sex tape is getting shopped around.
1:20:18 Kris Jenner being extorted over sex tape that maybe doesn't exist. Story.
1:21:00 Divergent actress Shailene Woodley's beauty tip: eat clay, sun your vagina. Story.
1:23:36 Movies That Will Suck: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
1:24:28 Stephen Spielberg wants to remake West Side Story. Harrison ford sings "Maria"
1:26:00 New live action Jem and the Holograms movie. Ralph: "Get the fuck out. Everyone
            who just applauded get the fuck out!"
1:27:43 Geek News: Lando Calrissian danced with the stars. Actor Billy Dee Williams,
            at 77. Video. Let's all be sad with Ralph.
1:30:10 What's the best fictional gadget? Delorean from Back to the Future. Top 20. Kevin's
            distressed at the Invisibility Cloak being #4.
1:33:39 Kevin & Ralph are doing a '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet comic. Story. Cover.
1:36:00 HBO is going to the UK, Dublin and London.
1:36:35 Awesome Superman with a GoPro video.
1:37:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 160: March 8, 2014

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Comments: "In the Headlines? BABBLE! In the Geek News? BABBLE! An all-BABBLE news home show!"
Runtime: 1:07:04
Recorded Fri, 8th Mar. 2014
Released Tues, 11th Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school

4:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:30 3 Big Babble-On stories coming your way!
6:55 First story: Jay, Ralph and Kevin coming to the UK!

- HBO. Vicar Street, Dublin. June 28th
- HBO. O2 Academy, Birmingham. June 29th
- HBO & Groovy Movie. Hammersmith Apollo London. July 1st.
- J&SBGO Coleston Hall, Bristol. July 2nd.
- J&SBGO Manchester Apollo, Manchester. July 3rd.
Tickets at seeSMod.com.

9:50 "Put your ham in my knot!"
19:15 Second story: Kevin plugs Comic Book Men, and reveals HBO will make a pilot for AMC.
27:45 Kevin berates Shecky for interrupting the Babble-On Secret Origins.
34:30 "I saw Hollywood Babble-On before they replaced Ralph Garman with Joe Rogan!"
35:00 Kevin mentions Sunday Jeff.
36:40 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
39:00 Third story: '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet, with Ralph and Kevin )Available May 21st, dig. June 4th paper). BatHistory.
55:00 Alex Ross Justice League.
59:15 Ty Templeton, Alex Ross and Adam West possible guests at the FatCave.
1:04:00 Ralph tries to make Kevin cry. No HBO next week. 

Hollywood Babble-On 159: February 28, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school

4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke. 
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob CasaleGirl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) 
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface. 
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf. 
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 158: February 14, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv on Friday, February 14, 2014."
Runtime: 2:12:53
Recorded Fri, 14th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 16th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school (Kevin reveals that he reached out to the DAVE school for a little help on TUSK). 
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:38 Kevin asks Ralph if he has seen Blank, which he was impressed with.
4:20 "S. Large," causes a rift, and Kevin mocks Ralph's 'cum-catcher. No HBO next week. "Are you here by yourself, you look like a person who would be here alone ..." "You're nimble as a cat!" Sly Large proposes to his girlfriend, Emma, and she says yes!
9:25 "It's Valentines Day, put a dick in your mouth!"
9:45 Listener created a game, and Ralph loses the details, but it involves a breathalyzer. "Ralph Blows!" 0.00
"Booze or dudes?!" 2.6: God Level. "We'll blow at the end of the show!"
15:15 Shout-outs: Barry and Helen Jones from Wales are regaled by Ralph's whalesong. Public humiliation. "No, she looks pissed!"
18:30 Byron and Alicia from Kansas are friends, "lies Byron." Bowie steps in. "Come on, at least give him a handy!"
21:45 Philip Ostercamp and Alicia ask for marital advice from The Germans!
24:00 Joe and Ivan with Bill Cosby.
25:50 Jake and Heather 2.6 support each other through a car wreck, and have Al Pacino and Sexy Kevin enable a good dose of Vitamin D.
29:15 Email bag: Ralph stole from Joel Schumacher.
31:20 Lucas asks for Arnie to sing Supercalefredgelisticexpialadocious.
33:00 Nico sends in Battman batteries.
33:20 Matt sends in Spider-Man.
34:10 Tim Ridley says Adam West released a song, Miranda. Kevin would like to release an album.
36:15 Dynamic Duets: Marty would like Without Us, the theme from Family Ties.
38:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ralph Waite. Waltons video.
42:26 Tinseltown stiff: Sid Caesar.
44:20 Tinseltown stiff: Shirley Temple. Ralph gushes over Ms. Temple. The Little Rebel. "I'm developing nipples!" Ralph getting wasted.
50:30 Hollywood Helpers: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum off for charity via Reddit AMA. Ralph reveals he was Will Ferrell's neighbour, before SNL. Ralph's Neil Diamond impression.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Alison from Providence, RI .. the Worst Stunt in History. Kevin defends. "The douche is strong with this one!"
1:00:14 Exquisite Acting: Alan from NJ asks about the Star Wars prequels. Kevin likes, Ralph not. Acting comp. "Sand in his dick?!" "It's about 4 hours long!" "I HATE YOU!" Kevin advocates Shattered Glass.
1:04:20 Kev-In: (Kevin is audibly annoyed with this segment by this point). Putin. Goodbye HorsesFamous Anymore.
1:07:07 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeough is Not Famous Anymore. Kevin summarizes. "The Level of assholery ..." #IAmSorry. Ralph plugs Jensen Carp. "There's his listener ..." #IAmSorryToo
1:17:00 Justin Bieber arrest video leak. Worries over video content. Madame Tussaudes removing the Bieber dummy.
1:20:10 Farrah Abraham releases a second porn movie, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Virgin Forever. Kevin thin.
1:20:22 Kim Kardashian pissed over Kanye West's smell. "We're out of milk! Botox!"
1:23:45 Ralph looking forward to Beetlejuice 2.
1:25:20 Ralph lays into Kevin's buddy, Sam Ruben. Samuel L. Jackson owns.
1:33:35 John Travolta says he is the next Bond Villain.
1:35:20 Madonna's skincare line for sale in Japan. Ralph takes a swipe at Marlee Matlin. "I didn't deafen her!" MDNA. Ralph wasted. "It's the Walking Dead!"
1:38:00 Dr. Conrad Murray sued by the European Michael Jackson Fan Club. 
1:39:20 Billy Ray Cyrus to release a new Achy Breaky 2 C-Rap.
1:41:40 The Worst Song Ever Created In The Entire History Of Music: Ice JJ Fish - On The Floor.
1:43:40 Geek News: New Black Widow movie in the works, via Marvel.
1:44:40 Gotham series hotting up. Casting.
1:47:40 New Wolverine cat. Cat gets tested.
1:49:00 L.A. Superheroes under Smith scrutiny.Video 1.Video 2.
1:54:00 Baby see's Superman fly for the first time. BatFleck.
1:56:15 Ralph Blows: 0.10 .. Heather gets a hug. Fiance brought onto the stage. Loss of control. Babble marriage!
2:03:00 Kevin marries Heather and Jake. Oath made.
2:08:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 157: February 7, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 2/7/2014"
Runtime: 1:37:05
Recorded Fri, 7th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 9th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:55 Ralph's childhood hero, McGruff the Crime Dog, is going to jail for 16 years.
5:33 Special guest in attendance tonight. Director of Sharktopus Declan O'Brien.
6:26 Shout-outs: Cory and Mike. "Do you know anyone from Dr. Who?" Huell Howser.
10:18 Joey, Niah, Tim. Al Pacino welcomes and congratulates a pregnancy.
11:53 Dagmar & Tannar. Bowie sang some hits in German. Bowie congratulates anniversary.
16:00 Eric, his spectacular mustache, & Natalie. Kevin is so baked. Sexy Kev & anal woes.
   Kev: "Maybe it's like a biblical asshole? Better a camel to pass through this asshole than     a rich man to get in Heaven." ... Ralph: "You told her to dress up like a female NFL player."
20:50 Email bag: Jeff wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing the Snow Miser song.
   Ralph quoting the email: "'Here's to another 5 years.' We've only been doing it 3."
23:07 Jennifer made Kevin and Ralph cake pops. 1, 2, 3. Kev: "We look like friends!"
24:39 Ken sends in Vin Diesel dancing to Goodbye Horses.
26:19 Ray altered a luggage trolly at LAX. Welcome to LA. Put a dick in your mouth. Photo.
27:00 Dynamic Duets: Dan Forton wrote a theme song. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
30:10 Smodco ads.
40:42 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bull, actor, Little House on the Prairie. Photo.
44:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Maximilian Schell, stage and film actor. Clip.
45:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, actor. Clip. Kevin's PSH.
52:40 Hollywood Helper: Clint Eastwood saved a choking man. Ralph does Clint Eastwood.
54:42 Shit That Should Not Be: Live and Let Die 007 custom tarot cards. Clip. Screenshot.
57:43 Exquisite Acting: Peter O'Toole in The Ruling Class. Clip.
59:39 Kev-In: Ron Burgundy. Billy Jack remake. The Joy of Painting.
1:01:37 HBO Headlines: The Bieber flight crew speaks out.  Sucking on titties. Gay kiss.
1:07:16 Kevin forgets they did the White House petition story last week.
1:08:21 Katy Perry took John Mayer to a strip club after the Super Bowl. Photo.
1:10:00 Kylie Jenner hospitalized after sharing trampoline with Khloe Kardashian. Photo.
1:11:25 Miley Cyrus in W magazine. Cover photo. Tits out. Sounds like an idiot in article.
1:12:58 Celebrity Boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX. (since cancelled)
1:14:55 BBC Chinese New Year, Year of the Whores closed captioning mistake.
1:16:43 Sony snaps up Tusk for distribution all over the world. Article. #walrusyes
1:20:09 Sylvester Stallone did not rip off idea for Expendables from book. Sly's response. "Books?! Who reads books? You're being rude."
1:21:07 Movies That Will Suck: Zombeavers, a zombie beaver movie. Al Pacino as zombie beaver.
1:23:15 Olivia Newton-John announces Vegas residency. Ralph masturbated to "Let's Get Physical"
1:24:32 Crazy guy rushed onto stage at a Taylor Swift concert. Clip. Photo.
1:26:31 Awful Canadian band Skinny Puppy suing US Government for using their music as torture at Guantanamo Bay.
1:28:34 Geek News: AMC announces The Preacher is coming to TV.
1:30:04 Michigan Protectors, real life super heroes, leadership in question. Michigan Batman.
1:31:27 Back to the Future musical to start in London in 2015.
1:32:22 Paul Bettany to play The Vision in Avengers 2. Photo.
1:33:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 156: January 31, 2014

Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Not available
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/31/2014"
Runtime: 1:58:18
Recorded Fri, 31st Jan. 2014
Released Sun, 2nd Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:46 Ralph's on more drugs than Kevin, has a cold.
2:00 Kevin got free tickets to an NHL stadium series game at Dodger stadium.
4:30 Jen and Harley spot Jon Hamm. He leaves early but approached Kev to say "I'm such a huge fucking fan". Leaves Kevin's wife and daughter amazed. Classy guy.
9:20 Happy Chinese New Year, year of the horse. A big year for Sarah Jessica Parker.
9:52 HBO won Best Entertainment & Pop Culture Stitcher award. Thank you listeners/voters!
10:32 What Strain is Kevin On? XJ-13.
11:20 Talking about Ralph getting z contact high on the New Years Eve show.
12:10 Shout-outs: Nick Molina wants Charlton Heston to wish him happy 30th birthday, plus 2 Italian guys.
16:28 Jamie Cook & friends are in the Navy. Ralph's dad was in the Navy. "He saw us with his wife." Huell Howser welcomes. "You guys are all seamen. I love semen. It's amazing"
20:07 Lawrence & Amanda are getting married and want suggestions from Sexy Kev.
21:29 Craig's here without his wife. Sean Connery shares wisdom: Find transvestite hookers.
23:48 Sean Connery come down on Kev's smoking. "The penitent man kneels before pot".
24:26 Steven & his girlfriend Ghoncha (?!) A Scott and a German. Ghoncha jumps on the mic in German. The Germans welcome.
28:00 E-main bag: The replacement DJ James, DJ Josh is introduced.
28:45 Allison from Indiana wants to hear Al Pacino sing "The Bare Necessities".
30:45 Brad from Australia is watching Ralph on NYPD Blue. Ralph discusses his recurring role of Officer Gruden. Shows clip.
Currently none of the photos and videos from this ep have been posted on smodcast.com, but I've linked what I could find.
34:13 Zach from Australia noticed Ralph's Army in Zach and Miri Make a Porno. HBO predicted?
35:20 Pharrel's hat. Sam from Australian sends in Taylor Swift attacked at Grammys. Clip.
37:00 Dynamic Duets: Harry from Newfoundland  requests "Islands in the Stream".
39:50 Kevin wants to do a whole album of duets. Ralph resists.
40:15 Smodco ads.
48:58 Tinseltown Stiffs: Pete Seeger, Activist and folk singer. Recorded 100 albums.
52:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Arthur Rankin Jr. Co-founder of Rankin/Bass ProductionsYear Without a Santa Clause. Ralph: "Just stay out of my fucking business, Mrs. Clause. That's what he wanted to say to her. You can tell." Ralph's favorite song.
57:01 Tinseltown Stiff: Jim Jacks. Kevin's toughest. Early Kevin Smith believer, Mallrats producer, friend of 20 years.
58:42 How Kevin met Jim Jacks at Sundance. He brought Mallrats to Universal. Kevin and Scott Mosier lived with him. Kevin talks about Jim's career and eulogizes his friend.
1:08:20 Kevin goes to the funeral. Kev has a lot of respect for Sam Raimi.
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin submits Rocky 3 mistake. High school band plays "Gonna Fly Now". Ralph: "How the fuck do they know that song from Rocky 1? Cause in the movie it's not a movie, so there's no song! It made me nuts. That song doesn't exist in Rocky's universe!" And Mr T. autographed a drum. Clip. Rocky impression.
1:15:38 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Gigli.
1:19:21 Kev-In: Supporter of Justin Bieber, Stand-in for Bieber mugshot, Bieber TV series.
1:29:59 HBO Headlines: Bieber smoked weed in air on his jet. Was searched, nothing found.
1:25:44 Bieber arrested in Toronto for slapping a limo driver.
1:26:50 Obama must weigh in on Bieber because of a petetion calling for deportation. Ralph's Obama.
1:29:43 Kim Kardashian and Kanye settle with 18 year old Kanye beat up. $250,000.
1:31:14 Jay: "Shit yeah, we GOTS ta get paid." Kevin: "What the fuck is going on?"
1:31:24 Pharell's hat. Photo. 
1:33:41 Miley Cyrus. Kevin spills a drink. New special with Madonna. Kevin busting Ralph's balls come back to bite him in the ass. Picture. Ralph: "Madonna doesn't have to do that. She's Madonna. She's gotta be home by 6 because it's tapioca night."
1:38:22 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel coming back for XXX 3: The Return of Xander Cage.
1:40:18 What if Vin Diesel wanted Ralph to star as Officer Gruden?
1:40:42 Vin Diesel dances and lipsyncs to Katy Perry and Beyonce in this 7 minute video. Goodbye Horses.
1:43:10 Kevin and Ralph are in love.
1:43:37 Geek News: Jesse Eisenberg to star as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Photo. Kevin Defends. Richie Rich vs. Superman. Jeremy Irons to play Alfred.
1:47:13 Gal Gadot signs 3 picture deal starring as Wonder Woman.
1:47:40 Doomed the Movie. Documentary about the never released 1st Fantastic 4. Clip.
1:49:52 Captain America 3, teaser for the teaser. Clip.
1:51:03 There is now an real operating Batterang. Clip.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 155: Babble-Eve Countdown 2013

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/31/2013."
Runtime: 1:26:03
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 27th Jan. 2014
Enhanced Audio Version: Link


0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com

0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:03 New Years greetings, and hopes for 2014.
2:10 "Sex in front of a Grade-Z celebrity."
3:40 Ralph has a contact high from Kevin. Ralph giddy. Kevin enthralled.
5:10 The Switching of the Poisons.
5:50 What Strain is Kevin (and Ralph) On?:  OG Huell Howser.
7:35 Ralph and Kevin on their favourite Arthur quotes.
9:01 Shout-outs: Kevin on his mic skills. Eddie, Lidiette and Michelle have been to all 4 Babble Eves. "That Place at Universal ..." Kevin tries to advocate a 3-way.
10:40 "I wonder how their sales are tonight ..."
12:00 "Come in with a load on your face, they ring the bell!"
12:20 Lonely Zack gets his email scrutinized. Huell Howser and Philip Seymour Hoffman dating advice. "I love ladies, too ... with dicks!"
15:20 Scott and Ryan start 'bitch' being replaced with 'Sauron.' Ryan newly single.
17:25 J-Mat and Olivia from Miami Beach, FL. Tin Curry Edelweiss. Where's Anne?
20:19 Isobel and Jess welcomed by The Germans.
21:52 Patrick and Erin with a Bowie shout-out, and looking for a 3-way.
25:10 Email bag: DJ James to move to Sacramento. "He's a great guy; he's a good guy."
26:45 Pablo Hernandez would like Mahna Mahna by Bane.
27:50 Virginia Watson sends in anal suggestions. 
29:30 Bryan Hoover drew BatKev. Young Kev on Batman.
33:00 Alexandreiu Bauteuza would like Kelis Milkshake by Ed Wynne.
35:00 Jeopardy! Bane impression.
36:20 Dynamic Duets: I've Had The Time Of My Life. "DO THE LIFT!" Kevin lifted Ralph. Ralph mocks Jennifer Gray's nose.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown. "Four voices!"
42:35 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Suspicion' Rebecca clip played. Ralph's lax Oscars knowledge.
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown. Yosamite Sam. 5 voices!
50:13 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'TooleMy Favourite Year advocated.
53:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Justin in Oklahoma sends in Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me. "I fucked that kid up!"
56:10 Exquisite Acting: Heckler chastised. Crispin Glover in Rivers Edge.
1:00:00 Ralph almost says The Kevin And Bean Show in place of HollyWood Babble-On.
1:01:40 Kev-In: Kidbear and ThorNew Friends
1:05:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber wins the 2013 Chelsea Award! Retiring. Lifestyle. Movie bombs. Biebered. 
1:09:25 Kim Kardashian gets a $40,000 Birken bag from Kanye West. Zoom.
1:11:20 Dylan Sprouse tweets nudesBroheim
1:13:55 Geek News: Paul Rudd is Ant Man!
1:14:45 Bat FanBatRalphVidIn Yo' Face!
1:17:17 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:19:00 Wives on-stage, Kevin and Ralph thank everyone. Kevin advocates people to push on with their creations. Ralph thanks Kevin. Kevin thanks Ralph. DJ James thanks HBO.
1:22:45 Coundown
1:22:55 2014!