Comments: "In a show from home, Kevin and Ralph take a look at this year's Golden Globe nominees!" Runtime: 1:49:37 Recorded Sat, 21st Dec. 2013 Released Sun, 22nd Dec. 2013 2014 Golden Globe nominations.
Episode: Link. Enhanced Audio Vision: Link. Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/13/2013." Runtime: 1:49:37 Recorded Fri, 13th Dec. 2013 Released Sun, 15th Dec. 2013 Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads. 1:05Kyle Hebert intro. 1:55 Kevin farted then demanded Ralph make him laugh moments before the show. 2:50 Ralph gives Kevin a Christmas present, a 2 foot Adam West action figure. Kev got Ralph nothing. 3:58 Now Ralph as Adam West as Batman can tell Kevin "You're looking very slender, old chum". 5:00 Pimping the HBO New Year's Eve shows takes a sad, then sexy turn. 6:55 What Strain Is Kevin On: Blue Dream. 8:10 Shout-outs: Lupe and Eric Barrios having a baby. The Germans suggest baby names. 11:20 Christian Meyer. Bill Cosby helps him put in vanilla pudding pop in her different world. 12:20 Megan Madrigal. "So when Ralph said her name that night, it was like she had a friend". Bowie shouts-out Julie & Amy. 18:10 Email bag: Matt clarifies. Lindsay's suing Rockstar not for this likeness, but this one. 19:42 David Collins requests the Grinch song sung by Christopher Walken. 20:40 Ryan from Iowa wants David Lynch to read Twas The Night Before Christmas. 23:45 Could Adam West and Bane sing Little Drummer Boy? Last year's video. 27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sound of Music actress Eleanor Parker. 32:05 Shit That Should Not Be: In Time car crash scene. No one's in the car, bad physics. 34:40 Exquisite Acting: Anthony Hopkins goes feral on his son in Thor. 36:50 Kev-In: Jesus' birth. 38:15 Kev-In: starred in Elf. 38:45 Kev-In: Ralphie in A Christmas Story. 39:15 HBO Headlines: Kim Kardashian gets bad press for donating only 10% to Philippines. 42:30 Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom. 43:30 Kanye reported to wed Kim at Palace of Versailles. 45:05 Kanye wears mask during entire concert, throws out fan who asked to see his face. Video. "I'm Kanye Motherfucking West". 47:15 Kanye thinks he didn't get enough Grammy nods. Bitches about it during concert. 49:30 Justin Bieber releases new single every week. Kevin: "For like Advent or something?" 50:50 Justin said the media attacking him is just like the bullying that happens in schools. Bieber: "People forget I'm a human being, and I have to make mistakes to grow stronger." Ralph: "Like sleeping with Brazilian hookers. I have to do that to grow stronger." Kevin: "Having sex with hookers is swag, yo." 52:35 Justin Bieber tells teen girl she "look like a beached whale" at hotel pool. Article. 54:00 Kevin retells a story about being called pregnant by a lifeguard on a water slide at 9. Kevin: "That motherfucker changed my entire life. I've never not gone into a body of water without a shirt on... because some jackass stranger when I was 9 made a comment." 58:20 Lindsay Lohan involved in scuffle that ended with Paris Hilton's brother getting beat up. 1:02:00 Mewes went clubbing after rehab and people who offer him coke. Ralph: "Where were these clubs again? Fuck I miss cocaine." 1:03:12 Charlie Sheen is back, and he is in love. This time it's real. She's an adult film star. 1:05:25 Kevin Federline is gonna have his sixth kid. 1:06:05 It's Playboy's 60th anniversay this week, First cover. 1:06:20 Kevin took a photo of his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, nude with Superman for Playboy's 50th. Photo. 1:10:55 Gisele Bundchen wants breastfeeding for a year to be law. Breastfeeding at "work". 1:13:20 Amy Adams gets confused with Isla Fisher. Comparison. 1:14:59 John Cusack and Bruce Willis shooting The Prince. John broke Willis' tooth, cut his lip. Article. 1:16:20 Keanu Reeves' new samurai movie 47 Ronin opened in Japan, only made $1.3 million. Ralph's Keanu impression. Ralph: "You can't cast Keanu Reeves as a Samurai. Didn't we learn that lesson with Tom Cruise?" 1:18:45 Movies That Will Suck: Paramount to reboot Naked Gun movies with Ed Helms. 1:20:40 Movie That Might Suck: Freddie Mercury biopic. Was to star Sasha Baron Cohen, now Ben Whishaw. Changed director to soften image and tell less of the whole story. 1:23:26 Friday's Rebecca Black is back, & she's all grown up and shit. Releases Saturday. 1:26:38 Hollywood Babble-on Fries-Girl Friday Remix by @DJammaster. Ralph berates audience for backing off the fries-girl now. 1:29:09 Geek News: A chocolate Millennium Falcon. Order Here. Ralph reminds Kevin he gave him nothing. 1:31:40 Batmobiles. Kevin keeps interrupting Ralph. Guy creates animated series Batmobile for real. Video. 1:33:43 The Godzilla trailer debuted this week. The guys are pretty excited about it. 1:38:25 Sony hires brain trust, announces spinoffs of Amazing Spider-Man. Venom and The Sinister 6. 1:41:36 Kevin defends. Wizard magazine X-Men casting call predicts Patrick Stewart. 1:43:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Episode: Link. Enhanced Audio Vision: Link. Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/6/2013." Runtime: 1:47:47 Recorded Fri, 6th Dec. 2013 Released Sun, 8th Dec. 2013 Show notes by @Forgeticus 0:00 SModco ads. 2:30 Kyle Hebert intro. 3:20 Kevin shares an awkward moment. His pre-show power song was Mr. Mister's Kyrie. 5:10 The Improv's 50th birthday. 5:45 What strain is Kevin on? Could be pointless because Kev read somewhere that there's no difference between strains. Skywalker OG. THC may cause man boobs. 8:48 Shout-outs: Mike and Brianna. A Babble Christmas Carol. Celebrating 10 year anniversary. Could Ed Wynn give some advice to Mike. "I slather my penis with peanut butter and tell her lick it off. No, wait a minute, that's dogs." 12:03 Craig from Chicago, drug mule, is here on business. "The first answer was 'I'm here to hunt humans'." Huell Howser welcomes. 15:10 Martin Tronson from Norway. Ralph does Katherine Hepburn and Kev does Phillip Seymour Hoffman. 21:30 Ralph: "By the way, South Africa... Nelson Mandela." 22:30 Brian & Jen Withers. Could the Germans explain how great LA will be after they leave? 26:37 Lauren from CA, previously stitched It's a Small World. Bane and Adam West sing "Baby, It's Cold Outside". 30:30 Smodco ad. 31:10 Email bag: Troy from Australia sends in an album cover for Bane and Adam West's duets. 32:20 Joseph from Saskatchewan has compelling evidence Kevin's relative inspired Miley Cyrus. Photo. 33:25 Daniel sent in an email, but he's here and is miscategorized. Could PeeWee Herman sing Mahna Mahna. 35:33 Tinseltown Stiffs: Early comic and Superman artist Al Plastino. 37:08 Tinseltown Stiff: Character actor, live action Luigi Danny Wells. Video. 39:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Standells drummer and singer Dick Dodd. 40:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Fast and Furious actor Paul Walker. 41:35 Hollywood Helper: Brad Pitt "This fucking guy..." thanks UK town by giving them £1million. 44:20 Hollywood Helper: Thor actress Jaimie Alexander visits children's hospital. 45:15 Having sex with Princess Leia. Harrison Ford impression. 46:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman breaks a sweat lifting Zod at the North Pole. Video. 51:14 Exquisite Acting: Tim Curry in video game C&C: Red Alert 3. Spiiiice (space). 55:20 Kev-In: Little kid in Mircale on 37th Street. 56:25Kev-In: Cast of Superman vs Batman. 57:15 Kev-In: Kayne's video Bound 2 57:49 Smodco ad. 59:57 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan pulls Michael Neeson into a night club ladies room... 1:02:50 Lindsay suing Rockstar, makers of GTAV. Photos 1, 2, 3. 1:05:20 Justin Bieber sprays graffiti in Australia. Mayor calls him out in video. 1:07:40 New NBC series Wolfman to start next year.
1:08:40 R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet to air Sat. Ralph's fav moment: Midget shits himself.
1:11:00 X-Files star Gillian Anderson poses topless. "Better late than never"
1:13:32 Billy Joel becomes first artist in residency at a major sports arena. Article. 1:15:47 Bravo's Andy Cohen."You know Andy Cohen? He's the gay Chris Hardwick. Alright, gayER Chris Harwick." He saved Lady Gaga's piss as a souvenir. 1:18:20 Ralph thinks Tom Hank's plays a pussy in his recent roles. Saving Mr. Banks talk. 1:20:10 A Croatian rocker releases an entirely edible chocolate record. 1:22:00 Movies That Will Suck: Ballers to star Kevin Hart and Lebron James. Black Twins. 1:23:50 Two guys give Christopher Walken a ride in NYC because he couldn't hail a cab. Selfie. 1:26:10 Kevin wants to know what it would sounds like if Walken made them suck his dick. Kev: "What do you say when you cum?" Ralph: "Spiiiice" 1:27:15 Geek News: Wonder Woman role in Batman vs. Superman. Ralph sings WW theme. Gal Gadot to star as Wonder Woman? Ralph: "Gal Gadot? Do doo de-do do" (Mahna Mahna) 1:31:16 Sony releases trailer for The Amazing Spiderman 2. 1:33:45 New X-Men movie announced: X-Men: Apocalypse. 1:34:57 Darth Vader selfie announces new Star Wars Instagram account. 1:35:45 Kevin and Ralph combine forces to do a Darth Vader impression. Ralph inadvertently impersonates incest. 1:36:40 Auctioning off Han Solo's original blaster. 1:38:32 Star Trek actor George Takei launches his own fragrance Eau My. Bottle. 1:40:35 James Covenant edits together Picard singing Let It Snow. Full video.
1:41:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.