Hollywood Babble-On 155: Babble-Eve Countdown 2013

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/31/2013."
Runtime: 1:26:03
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 27th Jan. 2014
Enhanced Audio Version: Link

0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com

0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:03 New Years greetings, and hopes for 2014.
2:10 "Sex in front of a Grade-Z celebrity."
3:40 Ralph has a contact high from Kevin. Ralph giddy. Kevin enthralled.
5:10 The Switching of the Poisons.
5:50 What Strain is Kevin (and Ralph) On?:  OG Huell Howser.
7:35 Ralph and Kevin on their favourite Arthur quotes.
9:01 Shout-outs: Kevin on his mic skills. Eddie, Lidiette and Michelle have been to all 4 Babble Eves. "That Place at Universal ..." Kevin tries to advocate a 3-way.
10:40 "I wonder how their sales are tonight ..."
12:00 "Come in with a load on your face, they ring the bell!"
12:20 Lonely Zack gets his email scrutinized. Huell Howser and Philip Seymour Hoffman dating advice. "I love ladies, too ... with dicks!"
15:20 Scott and Ryan start 'bitch' being replaced with 'Sauron.' Ryan newly single.
17:25 J-Mat and Olivia from Miami Beach, FL. Tin Curry Edelweiss. Where's Anne?
20:19 Isobel and Jess welcomed by The Germans.
21:52 Patrick and Erin with a Bowie shout-out, and looking for a 3-way.
25:10 Email bag: DJ James to move to Sacramento. "He's a great guy; he's a good guy."
26:45 Pablo Hernandez would like Mahna Mahna by Bane.
27:50 Virginia Watson sends in anal suggestions. 
29:30 Bryan Hoover drew BatKev. Young Kev on Batman.
33:00 Alexandreiu Bauteuza would like Kelis Milkshake by Ed Wynne.
35:00 Jeopardy! Bane impression.
36:20 Dynamic Duets: I've Had The Time Of My Life. "DO THE LIFT!" Kevin lifted Ralph. Ralph mocks Jennifer Gray's nose.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown. "Four voices!"
42:35 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Suspicion' Rebecca clip played. Ralph's lax Oscars knowledge.
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown. Yosamite Sam. 5 voices!
50:13 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'TooleMy Favourite Year advocated.
53:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Justin in Oklahoma sends in Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me. "I fucked that kid up!"
56:10 Exquisite Acting: Heckler chastised. Crispin Glover in Rivers Edge.
1:00:00 Ralph almost says The Kevin And Bean Show in place of HollyWood Babble-On.
1:01:40 Kev-In: Kidbear and ThorNew Friends
1:05:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber wins the 2013 Chelsea Award! Retiring. Lifestyle. Movie bombs. Biebered. 
1:09:25 Kim Kardashian gets a $40,000 Birken bag from Kanye West. Zoom.
1:11:20 Dylan Sprouse tweets nudesBroheim
1:13:55 Geek News: Paul Rudd is Ant Man!
1:14:45 Bat FanBatRalphVidIn Yo' Face!
1:17:17 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:19:00 Wives on-stage, Kevin and Ralph thank everyone. Kevin advocates people to push on with their creations. Ralph thanks Kevin. Kevin thanks Ralph. DJ James thanks HBO.
1:22:45 Coundown
1:22:55 2014!

Hollywood Babble-On 154: January 17, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/17/2014"
Runtime: 1:38:27
Recorded Tues, 17th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 19th Jan. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ads
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:33 A bittersweet show tonight, it's DJ James' last. "What an asshole".
5:00 James says goodbye. He wants his girlfriend of 7 years Marilyn to join him on stage.
6:40 James would like Kevin to marry them right now.
7:40 Kevin tells James how much he's meant to HBO.
9:20 The ceremony begins "in this holy place".
11:55 Exchange of vows, then reciting of Green Lantern oath and Substitutiary Locomotion.
12:40 Kissing the Bride. Photos from the ceremony: 1, 2. (If you have more, tweet me)
14:15 Shout-outs: Mel. Al Pacino welcomes and approves of having a wife and girlfriend.
16:45 Cameron and Heidi are here from Australia. Suck it Greg and Shannon.
17:45 Jessica and Brenden, also from Australia. Brenden may suck dick to meet Kev/Ralph.
19:40 Aniya & Margaret. Friends since Catholic school. Aniya is Polish. "WEL-COME TO THE SHOW." Germans congratulate Aniya graduation.
24:25 Cory Alex, Reuben and Craig. Sexy Kev tells Craig we don't need another Jurassic Park. Bowie wishes Reuben Happy Birthday.
27:22 Email bag: Skylar sends in an early casting photo of Stallone as Harry Potter.
29:05 Brent wonders if Word Up by Cameo sound like the Fry Girl. Fry Girl sings. It doesn't.
30:50 Ryan sends in Dolph Lundgren clip that may confirm huge penis.
32:25 Airman Jeremy Scott dismayed by his cock-blocking year old daughter.
33:06 Kevin tells the story about his daughter catching him & Jen fucking. "Night-swimming"
35:02 Mark from Ontario wants Bane and Adam West to sing Under Pressure.
37:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: One of two last surviving Munchkins, Ruth Robinson Duccini.
39:03 Tinseltown Stiff: Animator and Co-creator of FilmationHal Sutherland.
40:14 Tinseltown Stiff: Pioneer of female wrestling, Johnnie Mae Young.
41:43 Tinseltown Stiff: Trigger and Harry Potter actor Roger Lloyd-PackPhoto. Clip.
43:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, played manager of Partridge Family Dave Madden.
45:38 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, the Professor on Gilligan's Island, Russel Johnson. Clip.
50:17 Shit That Should Not Be: Mannequin used for a bad stunt in Magnum Force.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Nicholas Cage all over the place in Deadfall. "You just sold a ticket".
56:04 Kev-In: Kev and Ralph and Miley and Mewes in The Outsiders
57:20 Remember when Kevin was Uncle Buck?
57:40 Glen from Cop-On films puts Kevin in a corner in Dirty Dancing.
59:13 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's house raided for egging. Drugs found, Za arrested.
1:04:44 Miley Cyrus new haircut looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
1:06:07 E! TV apologizes for awful "fun facts" during Golden Globe red carpet show.
1:07:30 Shia Labeouf angry at Jim Carey joke. Attacks Carey. Headbutts British guy.
1:09:20 Tyler and Sean send in a Kanye theme. Kanye beat up an 18 year old racist.
1:13:30 A guy starts a religion based on Kanye West. Yeezianity.
1:15:17 Farrah Abraham writing 2 new books: "An erotic sex novel, then I'm writing a christian parenting book"
1:17:17 David Cassidy arrested again for DUI.
1:18:25 Trace Atkins falls off wagon on a country concert cruise, beats up Trace Atkins
   impersonator singing Karaoke. Photo. "It's like when Superman fought himself!"
Ralph: So the boat docks in Jamaica and Trace Adkins high tails it outta there.
Kev: Wait... Which Trace Adkins?
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Universal will release a new animated Grinch film.
1:23:35 Evil Satan-Baby prank video for Devil's Due. "It's the greatest thing I've ever seen."
1:26:28 Geek News: Batman vs. Superman release date pushed back to 2016.
1:28:16 Wonder Woman TV show on CW cancelled. Ralph's biggest fantasy is to get
   Wonder Woman to tie him up and do shit to him. Kev: "No, she only did that to bad
   people." Ralph: "I'M BAD. I couldn't be worse."
1:29:25 Michael Douglas to star as Hank Pym in new Antman movie.
1:30:1Thomas Kretschmann will star as Baron Von Strucker in Avengers 2.
1:31:08 Most important Geek News ever: 60's Batman show releasing on Blu-ray. Dance.
1:34:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 153: January 10, 2014

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/10/2014"
Runtime: 1:47:45
Recorded Tues, 10th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 13th Jan. 2014

0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com

0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Kevin and Mewes have Google Glass. DJ James chastised for his use of sound effects. "Glass-Hole." Kevin explains Google Glass. Kevin blasts Target.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Blue Dream (Morning) Skywalker (Evening).
5:50 Kevin asks Ralph how he is.
6:50 Shout-outs: Maria and Bill celebrate Christmas. Maria's mother wrote a romance novel. Gay Ghost thanks. Ralph was John Travolta.
10:20 Shaun and Leigh from Buffalo, NY, bought drunk Babble-tickets. Rev Kev life advice. Kevin advocates Prima Nocta. Ralph downs a shot. Kevin quizzes Ralph on drinking. 
14:34 Nathan from Northport, FL, visits Joe White in LA. Ed Wynne lay advice.
18:00 Chris wants to get son, Aiden, laid. Ralph tells a story of his friend, a hooker, his dad and crabs.
20:35 Chris and Deanna celebrate X-Mas. Ralph frustrated by the crowd. "That's sexy." "The Strapper." Kevin asks to see a photo of their daughter. The Germans on their son.
25:09 Email bag: Nathan Gonzalez asks for Arnie to sing the theme to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
28:15 Joey got a 3D printer. Kevin mentions Andy McElfresh, and Edumacation. Straw-topper.
29:00 Tony Beecher wants to hear Sean Connery tell Harrison Ford about The Birds and The Bees.
30:35 Eric Fluger drew Bane/Adam West art.
31:45 Jeremy Klein asks for Endless Love between Adam West and Bane.
34:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Saul Zaentz.
37:05 Tinseltown stiff: James Avery. Clip played.
39:10 Tinseltown stiff: Phil Everly. Ralph recalls the split. Cathy's Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown stiff: Run Run Shaw. Ralph on the Five Fingers of Death trailer.
46:50 Tinseltown stiff: Larry D. MannYukon Cornelius.
48:51 Exquisite Acting: Andrew in NJ, Frank Langella as Skeletor. Ralph on Dolph Lundgren's cock. 
52:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil sends in Jerry Maguire.
55:20 Kev-In: The Smithing,  SupermanRocky 3.
57:49 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber Egg Attack. Audio played. "I'd like to place an assault."
1:02:00 Shia LeBeouf is retiring from all public life. Tweets.
1:05:30 Kevin amazed by Michael Bay. Conference.
1:10:11 Martin Scorsese won most "fucks" in a movie. "Kareennn!"
1:12:20 Matthew MacConaughey (?) gets props from Kevin and Ralph. Ralph takes a swipe at Jennifer Garner. Liza digs the Dallas Buyers Club.
1:15:00 Tila Tequila; Backdoored and Squirting.
1:16:20 Farrah Abraham says doing porn ruined her life.
1:18:10 Kim Kardashian ass-selfies. PhotoshoppedExhibit #2
1:20:26 Miley Cyrus takes a hit. Kevin talks about Harley moving away from darker music.
1:25:45 Anne Hathaway almost killed. Rip-tideArmsToe. "Kill the very expensive song!"
1:28:25 Lindsay Lohan nude photos and correspondence lost on a laptop.
1:30:39 Ke$ha has a eating disorder. Ralph is my hero.
1:31:30 The Beatles to reunite on Letterman. Ringo to guest on The Powerpuff Girls. I Wish I Was A Powerpuff Girl.
1:35:00 Glen Fry buy smut mags from a news-stand.
1:35:55 Meatloaf to have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Clip replayed. Gravy joke filed. 
1:38:40 Geek news: Boba Fett movie to be released, by Disney. Tomorrowland will be gone; Star Wars Land replaces.
1:42:00 Marvel Experience: Murder, She Wrote.
1:43:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 152: Babble-Eve Eve, 2013

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Brea Improv during the 7:30PM show on 12/31/2013"
Runtime: 1:49:32
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 6th Jan. 2014

0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com slingbox.com/Babble 

1:09 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Happy New Year! Ralph optimistic about the upcoming 2014.
2:45 TUSK discussed, and Ralph's time on set.
3:55 Win Our Shit may make a return and The Chelsea Award to be announced.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: SkyWalker OG. Kevin describes the details.
6:12 Shout-outs: Kevin maims a patron.
7:35 Anne from Australia attending both shows; chipped tooth. "Welcome to Brea; put a mic in your mouth!" Anne's travel plans discussed. Ed Wynne advice.
12:50 "That's not a flight!"
13:30 Melissa Paxton, and Eddie "Oh, yes!" Kevin struggles to make Pederasty Sexy. 
15:20 First Appearance:Sexy Kev theme.
16:15 Alex and Eric grilled over the origins of their origins. Fries Girl argues with Philip Seymour Hoffman. "McRib is back!"
20:00 Ben, Tori, Katie et al. have the German's explain the importance of civil rights to a Future Judge. UK Powdered wigs discussed. Kevin advocates About Time. "BILL WEASLEY!" Kevin craps on Big Fish. "Bertie Bott."
25:05 Ryan from Spokane, WA, is sat up front. David Bowie birthday greetings. Ralph gets Ralph into deep shit. "Foul-mouthed broad."
28:30 Email bag: Injured Iraq vet Jeremy Martin emails in for his love of SMod. 30:30 Ralph tells how he pussed out to give creative genius, Kanye West some shit.33:50 Paul from Whittier, CA writes in. Whittier discussed. Arnie Mahna Mahna.
35:00 Babble Rules: "One 'Woo,' per city."36:10 Mahna Mahna Take 2. "Get your ass to Mars!"
36:40 Damian from Australia sends in his own Justin Bieber story. Aussie listener reads the email. Photo
40:20 Sean from Suffolk, VA made a Two Face art.
41:10 Craig would like to hear Aaron Neville and Bane duet to I Don't Know Much.
43:45 SModCo ads: slingbox.com/Babble 
46:09 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Sister in audience. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Rebecca clip played. Kevin on Rebecca.
51:30 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown.
57:30 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated. Ralph craps on Get Him To The Greek. Kevin reveals the idea of Silent Bob came from My Favourite Year.
1:02:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Christmas With The Cranks. BANG! (Ladder).
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: @SirPatStew - A Christmas Carol (1999).
1:06:55 Kev-In: Kev-In Brazillian. Jean-Kev Van Damme. Naptime.
1:09:30 2014 Chelsea Award Nominees; Courtney Stodden, Farrah Abraham, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West.
1:11:22 2014 Chelsea Award Winner: Justin Bieber! 
1:13:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber tweets he is retiring. Lifestyle. sells 4,067 copies in Australia. Manta Ray joke. Kevin Smith outsold JB in vinyl.
1:17:00 Duck Dynasty dude suspended, and upcoming ad campaign. A baffling 2010 clip played. DJ James with a well-placed double-tap.
1:22:10 Kim Kardashian tweets images of family gifts. Lambourghini. Kanye West hit with a lawsuit. Bound. Bound 2. 
1:27:05 Lindsay Lohan wants to become a popstar, as does John Travolta. HBOhelper sez: "This is gonna suck a dick." Let Her In.
1:29:50 Miley Cyrus new video leaked.
1:32:00 Anne Hathaway gets her revenge.
1:33:00 12 Years a Slave Italian poster debacle.
1:35:15 Movies That Will Suck: Kevin announces he is writing a movie based on The (C)Rapture. Blog entry.
1:37:20 Guys and Dolls musical to be remade into a movie. Ralph played Sky Masterson, and sings Luck Be A Lady Tonight, as does Al Pacino and Chris Walken.
1:39:02 Geek News: Paul Rudd to be Ant Man; beat out Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
1:40:20 Michael Habjan with Hulk Vs. Superman.
1:42:10 Melinda Moon's ears. Kevin defends. Ralph belligerent.
1:43:50 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes.