Hollywood Babble-On 121: Secret Origin

Episode: Link.
Comments: "A special compilation of all of the best bits of Babble-On from the shows beginnings to now."
Runtime: 1:51:48
Recorded 2010-present.
Released Mon, 24th Mar. 2013

Hello Garmy,

I thought I would use this place to explain a little of the production process of Hollywood Babble-On 121: Secret Origin, and why an 'Issue Zero,' is necessary.

In the past couple of months, I have been working on several SModCo projects, with my good friend and SmodCast Internet Radio Chief Jizzmopper, Declan Quinn, the first of them being Tell 'Em Steve-Dave 143: And on the 7th Day, God Listened to TESD, which is a Zero Issue for fellow SModCo Podcast, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave.

To the uninitiated, the Zero Issue may seem like a mere clip show, but it's uses are many, the most prominent thus; Potential new listeners feel that to sit through 150+ hours of pod to catch up to the present episode is a gargantuan task. The Zero Issue let's said person hear select fragments, brings them up to speed, and hopefully gives them the urge to download the back catalogue and enjoy it.

I had a great time putting TESD 143 together with Declan, using the information provided by the TESD Army. So much so, that I wanted to do another, but for Hollywood Babble-On. Instead of asking what clips people would like, I used my notes from this blog, as all the information was still fresh in my brain (I had caught up to the present point, some three months earlier).

Which brings me to today; the Secret Origin episode went up, but I was informed by some parties that there are elements of HBO which are missing. Ralph has given me permission to put together Secret Origin Part II, which I will put together in the coming weeks, depending on other ongoing projects that I am involved in.

If you would like to submit a clip to Secret Origins Part II, tweet me with the following details, and I will try to insert it.*

@HBOHelper. Brief description. Episode number and timestamp. #HBOClips

Ex: @HBOHelper "BoyToucher37" HBO94. #HBOClips

Simples.

I will collate all the info and will put it together sometime soon.

Thanks for reading, and Babble-On!

Joseph (Chile).




*editors decision final.

Hollywood Babble-On 120

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:29:40
Recorded Sat, 16th Mar. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Mar. 2013


Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE school
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:00 Quote: "Premature applausination."
1:20 Audience member chided. Sex and the City girls discussed. Girls girls and cum discussed.
3:45 Jay and Silent Bob making out. Mic-cables have been changed.
5:30 Shout-outs: Will Wilkins at The Lovitz. Christian Bale schooling ol' Will.
7:55 Renné and Stewart from Alberta, Canada (Ralph saw Kevin on Epic Meal Time), celebrate Stewart's birthday. Ralph terrifies Kevin with his detailing of Planet of the Apes.
11:00 Francie and Javier from San José, celebrate their engagement. Dionne Warwick joke. To be married on 4/20. Bane steps in. Batman Begins and Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet reference. Relationship mulled over.
11:45 Quote: "File my cock in your mouth!"
15:40 Brian et al, celebrate Brian's birthday. Kevin disappointed by "Pickles." Gay Ghost.
18:20 Nancy and Phil Lantis celebrate 25 years married. "Diplomatic Longevity." Bowie 12" remix shout-out.
21:40 Email bag: Gabe from San Diego asks for Huell Howser Christian Bale rant. Whiskey Fairy visits Ralph. Weed Fairy lingering ...
23:50 Justin from Boise, Idaho wants his wife to get herpes. Casey Kasem and Ed Wynne shout-outs.
26:00 Jeremy from Melbourne, Australia offended by the digeridoo Light Saber. Garmy turning on Ralph. Arnie with an Australian accent. "That's not a knife, this is a knife ..."
28:00 Burnt Lamb offers the Lindsay BLowhan doll.
29:10 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Allie asks for Tom Brokaw, and explains the process.
30:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Shark. (K-Mart). Ralph creating details.
32:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Clive BurrRun to the Hills.
34:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Malachi ThroneFalse Face. Garman with Throne-Trivia.
37:20 Hollywood Helper: Adam West. Zack gets a bigger box. Shark-scar.
39:30 Exquisite Acting: Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element.
40:50 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's RunStill. "Vulcan photo-bombing." "The Spocker."
43:45 Kev-In: Manda-Kev-InBodyguard-In, Matt from Harrisburg sends in, Audio Kev-In. Kevin chided by daughter.
47:45 SModCo ads.
50:25 HBO Headlines: Veronica Mars Kickstarter. Ralph wants to see tits.
54:40 Celebrity Sick-Bay: Li'l Wayne has seizures. Lou Grant ill. 'Up' praised.
57:20 Lady Gaga recovering from hip therapy. Ralph calls someone an asshole. Wheelchair.
59:30 Secretariat Jessica Parker foot problems.
1:00:40 Fuck Tapes' Kim Kardashian Vampire Facial. Kevin amazed by the release of the photo.
1:02:40 Kardashian's pimp putting daughter together with Will Smith's son. "The Church of the Relentless Cunt."
1:04:15 Holly Madison has child. "Rainbow Aurora."
1:06:00 Ralph asks for a Justin Bieber theme. Missed Nap.
1:07:00 Lindsay Lohan's 2012 tax statements via Justin Bieber Instagram rant. "Selling my teeth on eBay."
1:08:55 Taylor Swift fan letters thrown away, mercilessly.
1:10:10 Jeopardy! hates Tadolf, too.
1:10:50 Chelsea Handler in Aspen, CO, throws bread at old man.
1:12:00 Guy loves Netflix.
1:12:55 Movies That Will Suck: Sony announces Good Times Movie. "Good Times with Madea!" Kevin sings the theme. "How can he know all dat?!" Kevin describes his dream Good Times movie. Asians take a hit, via Ralph and DJ James.
1:16:45 Kevin reads a tweet; "On page 59 of Clerks III," and is moving forward on the script. Ralph has multiple parts in the movie. Jeff Anderson still not confirmed.
1:19:25 Geek News: Mark Ruffalo announces there in no stand-alone Hulk Movie. "Disappointed!"
1:21:10 Kick Ass 2 trailer released. "She 18, yet?"
1:23:11 Heather Large's Emperor Palpatine ultrasound.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's 8============D jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 118:The Kevin Smith Movie Club and Hollywood Babble-On 119

Episode: Link.
Comments: "While Babble is off for the week, hear a fun indie film state of the union between two generations of movie dreamers. Forget the fairy tale story of CLERKS, kids: MISS DECEMBER director Derek Lindeman and Producer Tommy Avallone tell you what it's REALLY like to be in the trenches of current-day indie filmmaking! Geek out over making-of-MALLRATS stories and learn tips on how to make movies CHEAP!"
Runtime: 2:10:58
Recorded Sat, 2nd Mar (?). 2013
Released Sun, 3rd Mar. 2013


Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:33:00
Recorded Sat, 9th Mar. 2013
Released Sun, 10th Mar. 2013


0:00 SModCo ads.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:30 Kevin plugs Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, and shows the trailer.
6:45 Ralph asks a spoiler, and Kevin explains a little. Mic problems "Like working with an uncut cock."
8:30 Kevin smoking OG Kush. Asks if Ralph is circumcised. Kevin says his dad was uncut, and his parents constantly slept nude. Clerks story; Mosier sees Kevin's mother nude.
12:40 Ralph apologizes for Kevin's analogy.
13:10 Shout-outs: Josh, Nick, Mike and James are cut, and celebrate Josh's birthday. Rick from WI frozen out. "It's so cakey!"
15:14 Nicky and Nicko from NZ have their names questioned. "You guys are The Tits."
16:45 Ralph regales us with an anecdote of his family, over Lincoln. Pacino Baby advice. "Nicorette and the digeridoo."
20:40 Bobby Robson from St. Louis, MO, visits LA. Ex-gf takes a hit. Bane Lay Advice.
23:35 Charlie and Miwani (?) celebrate Charlie's birthday. Big hammering/big cock. Huell Howser.
25:40 Crystal M. Kennedy celebrates her 28th birthday.
27:50 Email bag: Ralph congratulated on The Joe Schmo Show. Babble-On reference.
29:15 James from MI, found someone had a seizure listening to HBO.
30:00 Graham from Dublin sends in Tara.
30:40 Chip Garner asks for Arnie to sound Italian (Difficulty 8.9).
31:55 Warren Farrington asks for Louis Armstrong Green Lantern Oath.
33:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Alvin Lee. I'd Love To Change The World.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Buddy RogersYou Really Got A Hold On Me.
37:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Bonnie Franklin.
39:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Stompin' Tom Connors. (Hockey, eh?) "Moosehead." 
43:10 Hollywood Helpers: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. "Sudbury, eh?" Pic.
46:35 Exquisite Acting: Jens Schmidt sends in Blood Sport. "Powder."
49:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Hercules. "Disappointed!"
52:20 Kev-In: (Through Time) SurrenderRapperCredits.
54:00 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan refuses Charlie Sheen's offer of mentoring. Setting up youth foundation. Offered 90-day house arrest. 
57:30 Justin Bieber in the UK, tossed out of his own birthday party. Late-showing. Fainted on-stage. "Low of breathe." Cockney kicks assPop scrotum.
1:05:00 Mutually-assured self-destruction.
1:06:20 Chris Brown and Rihanna back together. What an asshole.
1:08:35 Honey Boo Boo selling girl scout cookies on her FaceBook page.
1:10:20 Snooki in the news.
1:11:25 Miss Delaware in on-line porn film.
1:12:20 Porn Star Kim Kardashian not respecting her pregnancy.
1:13:40 Tadolph Switler dooms Amy Poellher to Hell.
1:14:50 Russell Crowe saw a UFOHarbour.
1:16:45 Jeff Foxworthy on the Great American Bake-off. 
1:17:50 Movies That Will Suck: new Tarzan movie. Harrison Ford announced for Anchorman 2.
1:21:35 Geek News: Wonder Woman.
1:24:20 Christopher Nolan to head the Justice League movie; Christian Bale possibly on hand.
1:25:30 Batman in BradfordUnMasked.
1:28:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.