Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:29:40
Recorded Sat, 16th Mar. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Mar. 2013
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE school0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:00 Quote: "Premature applausination."
1:20 Audience member chided. Sex and the City girls discussed. Girls girls and cum discussed.
3:45 Jay and Silent Bob making out. Mic-cables have been changed.
5:30 Shout-outs: Will Wilkins at The Lovitz. Christian Bale schooling ol' Will.
7:55 Renné and Stewart from Alberta, Canada (Ralph saw Kevin on Epic Meal Time), celebrate Stewart's birthday. Ralph terrifies Kevin with his detailing of Planet of the Apes.
11:00 Francie and Javier from San José, celebrate their engagement. Dionne Warwick joke. To be married on 4/20. Bane steps in. Batman Begins and Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet reference. Relationship mulled over.
11:45 Quote: "File my cock in your mouth!"
15:40 Brian et al, celebrate Brian's birthday. Kevin disappointed by "Pickles." Gay Ghost.
18:20 Nancy and Phil Lantis celebrate 25 years married. "Diplomatic Longevity." Bowie 12" remix shout-out.
21:40 Email bag: Gabe from San Diego asks for Huell Howser Christian Bale rant. Whiskey Fairy visits Ralph. Weed Fairy lingering ...
23:50 Justin from Boise, Idaho wants his wife to get herpes. Casey Kasem and Ed Wynne shout-outs.
26:00 Jeremy from Melbourne, Australia offended by the digeridoo Light Saber. Garmy turning on Ralph. Arnie with an Australian accent. "That's not a knife, this is a knife ..."
28:00 Burnt Lamb offers the Lindsay BLowhan doll.
29:10 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Allie asks for Tom Brokaw, and explains the process.
30:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Shark. (K-Mart). Ralph creating details.
32:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Clive Burr. Run to the Hills.
34:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Malachi Throne. False Face. Garman with Throne-Trivia.
37:20 Hollywood Helper: Adam West. Zack gets a bigger box. Shark-scar.
39:30 Exquisite Acting: Gary Oldman in The Fifth Element.
40:50 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's Run. Still. "Vulcan photo-bombing." "The Spocker."
43:45 Kev-In: Manda-Kev-In, Bodyguard-In, Matt from Harrisburg sends in, Audio Kev-In. Kevin chided by daughter.
47:45 SModCo ads.
50:25 HBO Headlines: Veronica Mars Kickstarter. Ralph wants to see tits.
54:40 Celebrity Sick-Bay: Li'l Wayne has seizures. Lou Grant ill. 'Up' praised.
57:20 Lady Gaga recovering from hip therapy. Ralph calls someone an asshole. Wheelchair.
59:30 Secretariat Jessica Parker foot problems.
1:00:40 Fuck Tapes' Kim Kardashian Vampire Facial. Kevin amazed by the release of the photo.
1:02:40 Kardashian's pimp putting daughter together with Will Smith's son. "The Church of the Relentless Cunt."
1:04:15 Holly Madison has child. "Rainbow Aurora."
1:06:00 Ralph asks for a Justin Bieber theme. Missed Nap.
1:07:00 Lindsay Lohan's 2012 tax statements via Justin Bieber Instagram rant. "Selling my teeth on eBay."
1:08:55 Taylor Swift fan letters thrown away, mercilessly.
1:10:10 Jeopardy! hates Tadolf, too.
1:10:50 Chelsea Handler in Aspen, CO, throws bread at old man.
1:12:00 Guy loves Netflix.
1:12:55 Movies That Will Suck: Sony announces Good Times Movie. "Good Times with Madea!" Kevin sings the theme. "How can he know all dat?!" Kevin describes his dream Good Times movie. Asians take a hit, via Ralph and DJ James.
1:16:45 Kevin reads a tweet; "On page 59 of Clerks III," and is moving forward on the script. Ralph has multiple parts in the movie. Jeff Anderson still not confirmed.
1:19:25 Geek News: Mark Ruffalo announces there in no stand-alone Hulk Movie. "Disappointed!"
1:21:10 Kick Ass 2 trailer released. "She 18, yet?"
1:23:11 Heather Large's Emperor Palpatine ultrasound.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's 8============D jokes.
