Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 31, 2013."
Recorded Fri. 31st May, 2013
Released Mon, 3rd June, 2013
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:50 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 After Earth discussed. "If danger happens, suck 'em off!"
4:20 Final Hollywood Babble-On for Ralph's mustache (The cum-catcher!).
5:15 Kevin asks Ralph what strain he's on; Ralph references The Comedian of The Watchmen.
7:15 Next week is Kevin and Why, Bry? as Ralph is away, and discuss Bryan Johnson's beard, briefly.
7:55 Shout-outs: DJ James offered a job, and The Lovitz mentioned.
9:05 Kevin smoking SkyWalker OG, and mentions Matt Cohen referencing the origins of "OG." "Sea weed." Aqua Man takes a hit.
11:00 Ralph's Batman Dealer, Fred Bode, gets a shout-out. Batman dolls discussed.
12:15 Zach and Juan ("Woo.") gets a job and moves to L.A. Racial slurs discussed. Schwarzenegger doing his best Mexican impression.
14:55 Jeff Bell and Joe from WI, made The German's movie poster.
17:20 Natalie, Kyle, Tim and Jill want a Pee-Wee Herman shout-out. Natalie hates it.
19:15 Daniel Rhineberger and bros. from Denver drive to L.A. Sexy Kev tried to seduce David Bowie (Extended mix).
23:20 Email bag: Mike Dunne from St. Catherine's, ON, Canada sends in the local dog groomer.
25:40 Jennifer Lopez outfit, and a Gossamer comparison.
27:05 Eric Sly sends in Poor Sheckie.
28:20 Amanda from Akron, OH liked Stroke Tim Curry .. asks for Sweet Transvestite by the McDonalds Fries Girl.
30:10 Creepy Clown Time: Bill from Modesto, CA asks for Dudley Moore.
33:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Clarence Burke Jr. O-H-H Child. Kevin references Over The Edge.
37:10 Hollywood Helpers: Tom Hardy meets Kayleigh Duff. Ralph digs a hole. "Make-A-Wish Bone." "I would wreck her." "I hope Tom got some ..."
41:10 Kevin's Dick Van Dyke Christian Bale.
42:15 SModCo ads. HuluPlus.com/babble DAVEschool.com
48:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Scooby Doo and Batman & Robin.
51:55 Exquisite Acting: Ralph Garman in Sharktopus. (Ralph mentions Will Wheaton live-tweeting Sharktopus). "That's why you didn't have lines in Red State ..."
56:00 Kev-In (Movies): A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction and Top Gun.
58:30 HBO Headlines: Amanda Bynes says she was sexually harassed by cop, and the Police lied and slapped her vagina. "We're not in Buffalo." Attacks Rihanna on twitter. Trampoline.
1:06:55 Kim Kardashian birthing plans leaked.
1:10:05 Kardashian Family Porn Parody. "They'll find a woman to play Bruce." Kiara Mia and partial filmography. "The Ben Affleck of porn."
1:13:20 Farrah Abraham works her ass off.
1:15:20 Courtney Stodden nude.
1:16:30 Pop Scrotum Justin Bieber racing his Ferrari and is owned by Keshawn Johnson. Another woman said she had his baby. File!
1:20:20 Jaden Smith more responsible with his money after spending in Cartier. Dating a Kardashian as Iron Man.
1:24:05 Arnie sells a series to ShowTime, called Pump. Comedy Week.
1:25:20 Henry Cavill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Man of Steel TV spots. Man of Steel discussed.
1:28:00 Expendibles 3 casting news: Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Milla Jovavic and Nicolas Cage. "I'm more of an Expendible protector."
1:29:45 Movies That Will Suck: (Kevin met Dan Lewisell who writes a majority of the theme tunes). Human Centipede 3, starring Eric Roberts. Ralph freaks out Kevin. Kevin met the Human Centipede director, Tom Six. Grumpy Cat via No-Shame Productions. Meme's discussed.
1:35:00 Geek News: Iron Man 3 #5 Top grossing film of all time, and adjusted for inflation.
1:37:00 Mark Hamill smoking problem. "Smokes for Luke."
1:39:10 Adam West and Burt Ward on Futurama.
1:40:25 Superheroes Fighting in L.A. Bluntman and Chronic discussed posing for some of that proverbial phat cash. Dad-Batman. "Captain South-American," Vs. "Canadian Batman." "Magnum Vs. Silent Bob."
1:47:50 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.