Hollywood Babble-On 177: July 25, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE during San Diego Comic Con weekend at The House Of Blues in San Diego, CA on July 25, 2014."
Runtime: 1:21:13
Recorded Fri, 25th July 2014
Released Mon, 28th July 2014
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0:00 SModCO ads: DAVEschool.com

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:50 "Christmas for geeks."
3:50 Ralph sat on the Fox Movies panal, and the Batman '66 DVD/Blu release panal.
4:25 Julie Newmar (80) hit on Ralph. Ralph's fantasies. "Full souson of Bat-cock."
6:25 Kevin brings Kevin Conroy to the stage.
7:20 Kevin explains The Wayne FoundationJamie Walton twitter. Ralph chides Kevin on his verbiage.
9:00 Kevin Conroy speech. "Do it, or I'll find you ... and I'll really fuck you up!" Bat-fucks.
10:40 Kevin's preferred Bat-voice.
11:00 Shout-outs: Laura, Jay, Monica and Julian ... Laura "34H tits," wants Jay to propose to her and Al Pacino assists.
13:30 Jamie and Matt Walters from Australia gets Diplomatic Immunity, and lots of Aussies in attendance. The German's advise on how to surviva a Hall H line.
15:22 Tom and Leanne from Ireland celebrate their anniversary. Bowie birthday wishes.
17:40 Ralph back on Julie Newmar. Ralph references the Chelsea Award. "Then sadly, Burt Ward hit on me, too."
18:30 Josh and Katt ask Kev to marry them while they are in costume. "Get me a loaf and a fish!"
Batman Cacophany cartoon. "Let me get my Jesus on!" "We are gathered here today in this franchised eatery ...!" "Salmon."
23:35 Thor told off for fidgeting with his cape. Words become reality.
24:40 Kevin marries Josh and Katt. "For anal or vaginal ...!" "I, state my name." Mjolnir used as bible. Green Lanern oath. "OK, we got a show to do .. take it outside!"
28:50 Email bag: Brian from Pacifica, CA, shows Adam West in Jaws. (Image unavailable).
30:05 Pee-Wee Herman reads Kirk's eulogy for Spock.
30:50 Winnie The Bane or Banie the Pooh.
31:30 Arnie sings: The Candy Man.
32:35 Tinseltown Stiffs: Skye Bartusiak. Kevin references Fight Club. Clip unavailable.
34:45 Tinseltown stiff: James Garner. Ralph and Kevin both fond. Polaroid clips.
37:50 Ralph reveals that he uses a line of James Garner's regarding drinking.
38:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Larry Mormon sends in Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back. "You piece of shit!" "Hell yeah!" "Affleck's here!" Video unavailable. "BRAKE glass."
41:50 Exquisite Acting: Alex sends in John Malcovic's Russian accent in Rounders. "SPIES!" Video unavailable. "Pay that myan his myoney!"
44:20 Kev-In: (Comic-con). Images unavailable. Superman. '66 Batman. "Blobin." Kev Solo.
46:20 JJ. Abrams emails Kev about releasing details of Star Wars. "He's too fat to fly!" "File it, dude!"
47:56 HBO Headlines: Kevin burps. Tusk trailer online. #WalrusYes. Trailer played.
53:30 "I don't want to die in Canada!" Casting couch.
54:30 Weird Al Yankovic at #1 on the album charts. Ralph plays Aluminum Foil. UHF porn parody on the way.
56:45 Kevin Sorbo denied a cameo in the new Hercules movie.
57:45 Bill Murray free ice-cream social.
59:00 Justin Bieber moves into a new condo. Excessive noise, Police called 6 times, in 2 days. Citizens arrest advised. Ralph packing. "We'll get him."
1:01:30 Used wheelchair to cut in line at Disneyland.
1:02:40 Will Ferrell buys the rights to Manimal.
1:04:20 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel's The Last Witch-Hunter. Warner Brothers Space Invaders Movie. Clip unavailable.
1:06:10 Geek News: Ralph's Geek stats. "I like suckin' dick, too!"
1:07:45 Joaquin Phoenix in talks to play Dr. Strange.
1:08:20 Batman pics revealed. "Ludo/Batman sad!"
1:11:00 "I fuckin' betrayed you, like Lando, dude!" Dr. Josh with a well-placed baby clip. Ralph demands his wedding gift back.
1:11:45 JJ Abrams Star Wars charity. It's an X-Wing! pilot discussed. Porkins.
1:14:20 HBO announces WestWorld remake. "Rusty dick."
1:15:40 Dwayne Johnson to play a DC character, not Green Lantern. Shazam.
1:17:50 Bullfightin' Batman. Batmanuel.
1:18:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Girl Audio cut.

Hollywood Babble-On 176: July 18, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on July 18, 2014."
Runtime: 1:33:30
Recorded Fri, 18th July 2014
Released Mon, 21st July 2014
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0:00 SModCO ads: DAVEschool.com

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.

2:30 TMZ journalist vid "Alright, man, fuck off!" "I'm not going to be filmed, am I?!"
8:30 HBO TV-show pilot news update. (Sat 2nd Aug, rehearsal - Kevin's birthday. Sun 3rd Aug, filming). babble(dot)tv(at)aol(dot)com with details of name, age and days available.
11:39 Shout-outs: John and Laurie Ferrero went to SModCastle, The Lovitz and the Improv. Sean Connery gives birthday celebrations (3-way) to John. "Would you do it?" "... Yes." "The Edinbrough Bridge." "Pussy Galore ... and a GoldFinger!"
15:30 James Vertevek is a no show. Arnie sings A Spoonful of Sugar.
17:10 Ian from Sherman Oaks broke Ralph's heart. "He wasn't hiking in Death Valley ..." "Fuck The Cowboys!" U-Haul truck stolen."All you cowboy hats ... all your holsters." Ralph donates t-shirts. "Who are you, Oprah?!" Ralph challenges Kevin. "Shit just got real!"
19:40 Sam from Sydney, Australia attends with two HBO virgins. Dr. Josh getting married tomorrow. Mum Paula back in Australia. "Almost all 20 people you immitate. Al Pacino shout-out. "Nobody loves Paula."
22:50 Michelle from Germany has The Germans ward off homesickness.
25:10 Kevin was recently in Switzerland and explains "Grüezi." "That's my favourite Dustin Hoffman movie!"
26:14 Brian Pedrosa, Dulcinea, forensic anthropology, and ancient Egyptian crimes. Bowie shout-out. "Everything's gonna be alright." No sexy dance.
30:30 Email bag: Pedro from Brazil, sends in a Sexetera clip.
34:00 Matt Westphalen sends in Arnie and Lou Ferrigno.
35:10 Alex in Des Moines, Iowa revelas Kevin does a Winnie The Poo impression. "O bother!" Winnie The Bane. "Hodor."
37:30 Jared from Alberta sends in Pee Wee Herman doing The Untouchables speech.
38:22 Brian Angelo sends in Joaquin Phoenix's hidden forehead face.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Elaine StritchGolden Girls audition.
44:35 Exquisite Acting: Daniel Keane in Dublin sent in Tom Cruise in Far and Away.
46:18 Shit That Should Not Be: Tron PacMan. "Fuck you, Walt Disney! And your frozen head!"
48:30 Dynamic Duets: Elliot High sends in Total Eclipse of the Heart, by Bonnie Tyler.
52:30 SModCo ads: lootcrate.com/babble/ code: babble
54:10 Kev-IN: TronDrax "Friary," and Ape-kiss. "Oh my God, dude. You look like Gene Simmons!"
57:45 HBO Headlines: Kevin Smith announces Tusk release date (9/19). The Musk of Tusk panel at SDCC, with Tusk trailer.
59:55 Ralph will moderate the DVD/blu release of Batman '66. Ralph blows Adam West. "Don't use your teeEEeeth!"
1:01:45 NBC announces Peter Pan live. Cap'n Walken. "Now I'm shitting blood!"
1:03:50 Lindsay Lohan missing rehearsals in London.
1:05:10 Ralph reveals how Monty Python was for him. Parrot.
1:07:00 American Psycho: The Musical on Broadway. Rocky dies on-stage. Sly sings! Dolph sings!
1:09:55 Kim Kardashian app is the highest rated app. "This is the endtimes!" "What does a blowjob cost?"
1:12:45 Kim Kardashian fuckwit copycat.
1:14:45 Bobby Brown quitting the New Edition reunion tour. Walkoff. "This job is poison!" Brown-jokes.
1:17:15 Nebraska kid selfie. "Does he even know who those men are?"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber: with new best buddy, Chris Brown. "These 2 pieces of shit!" West Side of Canada! Working hardPlugged in. "Porn!" Cliff diving. "OooOOOoooOOOoooh!" Wetsuit. "How soft is this pussy?!"
1:23:34 Geek News: Thor is no longer a dude. "At one point, Thor was a frog!" She-Thor.
1:25:40 Falcon Captain America. "Increase his chances of dating a Kardashian."
1:27:00 Entertainment Weekly Age of Ultron cover.
1:28:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 175: Babble-On ComicCon Theater July 12, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on July 12, 2014."
Runtime: 1:26:49
Recorded Sat, 12th July 2014
Released Mon, 14th July 2014
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0:00 SModCO ads: DAVEschool.com

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Brief explanation of the UK shows, and mentions details of the London Hammersmith show (First four minutes lost; re-recorded tonight). "Lion-face! Lemon-face!"
7:15 Direction from Kevin Smith.
8:30 Re-recording in Progress - "World Famous Improv at the hilt instead of from London." Intro, Garmy chants and the Prince Charles Theatre mentioned. Star Wars set-start.
13:50 Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet due today.
14:16 Bit O' Babble: Alicia says it's Estaban's birthday. Batmobile bribery. New Babble next week.
15:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Tommy RamoneBlitzkrieg Bop.
17:29 Tinseltown Stiff: Dave Legeno
19:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Paul Mazursky. Dr. Josh with crickets. Co-created The Monkees.
20:10 Tinseltown Stiff: John SpinksThe Outfield - Your Love. Ralph Garman explains vinyl. "Make 'em laugh, make 'em breakfast!" Ralph mimes. "I dare you to fuck the weirdo!" "Three or four times!"
25:09 Tinseltown Stiff: Bob Hastings. Ralph's new catchphrase: "Better than dying aged 50 in Death Valley!"
29:05 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieberv Sk8s! "That's eggs-septional!" "I hope it's Compton." "I got SWAG, yo!" "No, you don't." "Soft-boiled." 
33:33 Britney Spears voice without autotune. William Orbit defends. "Where are the eggs?!" Alien.
37:20 Geek News: DCTV. Flash/Firestorm. Costume discussed. Video (Thanks to @BrisVegasBatman).
43:10 Arrow adds The Atom. Brandon Routh fan in the audience.
45:15 SModCo ads: huluplus.com/babble
47:30 Almost Everything is Better with Batman.
49:00 Batman '66 Meets The Green Hornet. (EP1 is on Fatman on Batman 66).
51:30 Voices: Lenore Case - Hannah. Blue Chip - Brian. D.A. Frank Scanlon - ?
54:25 Theme Music. (Page 3). 
55:25 Page turn (Page 4).
56:05 Next page (Page 5).
56:36 Page turn (Page 6).
57:29 Next turn (Page 7). "Yeah!"
58:23 Page turn (Page 8). Jim Chadwick in the audience.
59:56 Page turn (Page 10). "Gaaaaasss!" 
1:00:45 Next page (Page 11). "Foshillsh." Lenore gets direction.
1:02:55 Page turn (Page 12). 
Ralph directs Kevin.
1:05:10 Page turn (Page 15). Caesar's family at The Improv.

1:06:50 Page turn (Page 16). "Excellent reference!"
1:08:25 Next page (Page 17).

1:09:11 Page turn (Page 19). Ralph splutters.
1:10:30 Page turn (Page 20). "Mish Cashe." "Ehhh .. let's cut!" "Morgan Freeman." "I did it better in the car!"
1:13:40 Next page (Page 23). Frank Scanlon is a breathy homosexual. The Story of Kevin's Career.
1:17:30 Page turn (Page 24). Most guests leave stage. Trendle Park explained. "Oui, oui!" William Dozier referenced.
1:21:00 Next page. (Page 25). 

1:22:49 Page turn (Page 26). 
1:23:50 Next page (Page 27). Bat-fight. Last guest leaves.
1:24:33 Page turn (Page 29). "Facials." Thanks to Kevin and Ralph.

Hollywood Babble-On 174: June 28, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE in Vicar Street, Dublin on June 28, 2014."
Runtime: 1:33:21
Recorded Sun, 28th June 2014
Released Mon, 7th July 2014
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0:00 Jay Mewes intros SquareSpace.com ad.

1:08 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Garmy chants.

2:10 "I'm home!"
2:50 Kevin on previously unknown local strain; the realization of dreams.
4:10 Ralph loses the audience with a Loch Garman artifact. Declan chimes in. Kevin has a jizz rag.
5:35 Baked Kevin and the Man with the Violin Case (Brendan Gleeson). "Mad-Eye Moody!" Airplane secret door.
8:30 Shout-outs: "Sláinte!" Derek Dwer et al. made a piece of fan-art. (Image unavailable). Someone in the airport touched Kevin's junk.
11:35 Owen Boyle et al. draws attention to the fact everyone hates everyone else in Ireland. Adding the 'H.' Sean Connery on the exhtra 'h.' "Airtoight!"
14:00 Keith 'Hippie,' claims to be the biggest fan, and Ralph shoots him down. "Steffán!" "We found something they like ... cock!" More Margaritas theme features in Tusk.
16:30 Rob and Katie attend HBO for a second time. "Foile!" The Germans.
19:45 Sean McLeavey and wife celebrate their anniversary. Age of consent hurled about. Bowie appearance.
22:40 Robert, Darren, Robbie and Bert from Belfast at the Kevin Smith Jizz Pit. "Gonad Guinness." "Gay for Garman." Arnie sings Ding Dong The Witch is Dead from The Wizard of Oz.
25:59 Email bag: Ralph thanks Declan "Creaky Knees" Quinn. Ralph drinks acid. 
28:20 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Lou Ferigno.
29:20 Ralph advocates Baby Guinness.
29:55 John from Virginia on Kanye West at Bonaroo. Image.
30:50 Mark from Chicago would like Pee Wee Herman to perform the Dirty Harry speech. Baby Guinness taking effect. Guinness-Fairy.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Felix Dennis. Kevin partakes in a Baby Guinness.
36:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable). Rik Mayall mentioned.
37:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli WallachMr. Freeze.
38:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry RichardsCairo swordsman. "You got one of those cupcake drinks!"
41:52 Exquisite Acting: Linda O'Brien sends in Burt Lancaster in The Swimmer. "You loved it!"
44:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Ben Clydesdale sends in Asterix Conquers America. Dicks in cartoons. "Let It Blow."
47:20 Dynamic Duets: Brian MacKeown asks for Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight and The Pips.50:20 Kev-In: Denise Dwyer made Kev Is Coming. Leprechaun King. Father Ked from CopOn Films.
53:35 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. McDonalds Drugs. "Methy."
57:15 Gary Oldman with odd comments. "Not fond of blacks!"
59:45 Seth Rogen leads the US to war over the release of The Interview. Ralph mention Kim Jong-Il and the movie director.
1:02:10 Casey Kasem laid to rest.
1:02:50 The Queen visits the Game Of Thrones set. "Because she didn't earn it?"
1:03:40 Kim Kardashian's kid turns one year-old. KidChella. Khloe annoys the American-Indians.
1:06:30 Lindsay Lohan living in London. "Cocaine-Off," with Kate Moss.
1:07:55 Lana Del Rey gets her ass handed to her by Frances Bean Cobain.
1:08:55 Pearl Jam Daughter/Let It Go.
1:10:11 Sting announces that his children won't get any of his money when he passes. Ralph act out the kids role. " ... call The Police." "Monkeys in a zoo!"
1:13:00 Justin Bieber has car accident. "Wankah!" Bible study. "Ken doll."
1:15:35 Robin Thicke misses Paula.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: (Drinks on-stage). "You look like a dog whoch has been given peanut butter!" Rambo 5.
1:20:50 Geek News: Netflix to create a DareDevil TV series.
1:22:30 Wizarding World of Harry Potter expanded; new rides open. Diagon Alley.
1:24:00 George Lucas Museum will be in Chicago, with his $1bn art collection.
1:25:05 Harrison Ford's injury may be worse than originally thought. "DISAPPOINTED!" "Flying Wall-E chairs." Possible Tom Cruise cameo in Star Wars 7. Kevin emailled about a possible Start Wars set visit.
1:29:00  "Pull my ass the fuck over." Delboy and Rodney.
1:30:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Dublin show notes - presented to show how Hollywood Babble-On is usually put together by Ralph, the day before performance.

Hollywood Babble-On 173: June 29, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Birmingham 02 Academy on June 29, 2014."
Runtime: 1:28:48
Recorded Sun, 29th June 2014
Released Mon, 30th June 2014
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0:00 Jay Mewes intros SquareSpace.com ad.

1:23 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:05 Garmy chants. 
3:10 Kev on being accosted at airports, and "Local Organics," and a Spider-Brum.
7:45 Raph and Kevin fight out about the music bed.
8:50 Spider-Brum.
10:00 Shout-outs: Nicholas Daniel advocates "Welcome to Brum! Put a dick in your bum!" "Bourneville Blvd. and Cadbury Close." Kev and Jen on UK toilets. Ralph does Rain Man.
12:45 Glyn Eastwood has his name admired by Kev. Baby scan Gay Ghost.
14:40 Kyle MacManus et al from Liverpool converses with other Liverpool folk. David Bowie birthday wishes for Adam and Kyle.
17:18 Alex and Phil on pre-stag do trip. Ralph unable to comprehend the name "Gill." The Germans on marital bliss and invading the püpen.
20:00 Steven from Ormskirk (Liverpool) and Suzanne admire Harrison Ford.
21:10 Ross and Hannah mention Sexcetera, which Ralph explains. Cop Out and Jersey Girl love/hate. Hannah has giant cans.
24:00 Arnie sings Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.
25:29 Justin Van Cort sends in Ed Wynn dressed as the creepy clown. Creepy Clown brought out of retirement. (Images unavailable).
27:48 PeeWee Herman reads The Joker from The Dark Knight. 
28:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Felix Dennis.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eli WallachMr. Freeze.
31:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Patsy Byrne. (Clip Unavailable). Rik Mayall mentioned.
32:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Terry RichardsCairo swordsman.
34:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman Kryptonian technology (Rolex). "Wrist-meat."
36:45 Exquisite Acting: Young Blood. Danny Garcia takes a swipe at Keanu Reeves' horrid French-Canadian accent. Christopher Walken impression.
39:25 Dynamic Duets: "Ball-zilla." James Taylor and Carly Simon - Mockingbird.
41:45 Kev-In: Jack and 'Oregano' on-stage. Silent Bob in Diamonds Are Forever. Joke filed. Silent Bob in Jaws. Silent Bob in Crocodile Bob-bee.
44:15 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeouf loses his shit. "Celebrity Nutloafs." Arrest. "That's a Transformah!" "'Merica!" "Lied about being in the army!" "F." Shia's list of recent foibles. "Chasing after a homeless man who had a McDonalds bag."
51:30 Harrison Ford "Mmm ... I hope you get butt-raped."
51:45 Gary Oldman meltdown. Kevin on Oldman. "Rururu -- Put a coat on!" Christian Bale rant.
55:00 The Queen does the Christian Bale rant. Game of Thrones.
56:40 North Korea says the release of The Interview will be an act of war. "Fuck it! Kill him!" Kevin very complimentary. Ralph hates Madea.
59:20 Kim Kardashian "SLUUUT!" Baby franchise turns 1, this week. KidChella. "Ig-Nory." "Norphan." "A fucking prop." 
1:02:45 Khewbacca in a head-dress. "Little Big Horn!" Ralph against Kris Jenner.
1:04:10 Lindsay Lohan theme sung by the crowd. Ralph talks to Declan. Lohan in London. "Meat-flute."
1:06:10 Lana Del Rey tweeted by Francis Bean Cobain for her ridiculous comments on rockstars who die young. Unwanted Childen.
1:07:18 Justin Bieber theme sung by the home crowd, twice. Car accident.
1:10:15 Pearl Jam perform Daughter in Milan. Oscars.
1:11:55 Robin Thicke tries to get Paula back. Video unavailable.
1:13:35 Movies That Will Suck: Splendid Films announces Rambo 5, with Sly. 
1:15:15 Geek News: Netflix to create a DareDevil TV series. "Hottie McChocolateSkin." Ralph gushes over Rosario Dawson. Kevin on Clerks II. Charlie Brown.
1:17:30 Wizarding World of Harry Potter has Diagon Alley, and Escape of Gringotts. 
1:18:20 Harrison Ford's injury seems to be worse than originally thought. Kevin invited by J.J. Abrams to visit the SW7 set. "Oh, fuck."
1:21:45 "Pull my ass the fuck over." Delboy and Rodney.
1:23:40 Doctor Who season 8 announced. "Boo!" Trailer shown.
1:25:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.