Hollywood Babble-On 112

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 1/19/2013"
Runtime: 1:33:28
Recorded Sat, 19th Jan. 2013
Released Mon, 21st Jan. 2013

Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.

0.55 Kevin went to see the L.A. Kings and irks twitter followers in the process. Ralph writes down a Liam Neeson's cock joke - Hockey chat! #PuckNuts.
3:30 Ralph updates on the OG Batmobile auction. Batman Vs. Bane.
4:55 Shout-outs: Kevin promotes sucking microphones in the futures.
5:45 Joe (The drummer) and wife, drunk and up front. Fry girl pimps a message from Rabel.
8:30 Rob and Robbie bond over Babble-On. Ed Wynn with advice on how to be a man.
9:53 Morgan, Tommy et al celebrate Tommy's birthday. Chris Walken delivers news. (Naval orange).
11:00 Quote: "Anal!"
12:10 Dawnie and Craig from Silicon Valley at The Lovitz. Kevin inquires on how much they spent to arrive. Dawnie asks to get her chest signed (arreolagraph).
15:35 Ron H sends in the Clerks XXX Porn Parody. Ralph breaks down the plot (Haha).
17:15 Brad Petersen from De Moines, Iowa saw Adam West on Bewitched, and would like The Rainbow Connection sang by Adam West.
19:11 Mariah Evans' dog had cancer. Kevin berates Ralph on his meanness.  Kevin tries to read as Casey Kasem, but can't and follows as Bane. Kevin talks dirty to Mariah's dog.
23:25 Carl and Annie Belsen from British Columbia ask for a Bowie-Ass mix. Kevin presents the Circle of Life.
25:25 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Steven in Kansas City asks for Huell Howser.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Jimmy O'NeillBeach Boys on Shindig! Ralph blasts The Beach Boys.
29:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Robert F. ChewProposition Joe.
30:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Conrad BainDiff'rent Strokes. "Bonar." "Hug the black kids." Joke filed.
34:00 Hollywood Helpers: Stan Lee reaches out to Bowe Cleveland. Stan Lee could comfort Kevin to death.
34:40 Tragic, But Cool: The Ralph Garman Story.
37:00 Hollywood Helper: Christian Bale calls Zach. Return of the "Good! For! You!"
39:00 Ralph bring up when Christian Bale called up K-ROQ, as previously mentioned in HBO 96 (59:35). Ralph says he may bring in the tape. Joe Schmo Season 3 plugged.
41:28 Exquisite Acting: Hassan in Mexico sends in F. Murray Abraham in Star Trek Insurrection.
43:05 Shit That Should Not Be: Travis Monson sent in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
45:55 SModCo ads.
53:00 Kev-In: (Westerns) Django UnchainedBrokeback Mountain and Back to the Future III.
55:35 HBO Headlines: Eva Longoria Wardrobe MalfunctionZoom. Stolen nudity a turn-on. 
57:25 **first appearance** Tits That Should Not Be.
58:20 Kevin tells the story of a naked chick on the freeway, with Scott Mosier.
59:30 Fuck Tapes Kim Kardashian and sister receive bi-coastal and local police escorts. Ralph willing to donate bullets. Kevin tells of his own Police Escort.
1:03:35 Three Las Vegas hotels would like Britney Spears as their resident act for $200m a year.
1:05:10 The W Hotel in NY still cleaning up after Lindsay Lohan's last visit. Kevin's mind; blown.
1:06:19 Fired long-time attorney, for trying to bargain a plea deal.
1:06:30 Quote: "A blow job!"
1:07:35 Michael Lohan says that Lindsay is paid to date rich, old men.
1:08:45 Kevin informed about Lindsay's alcohol intake, and not thrilled with Michael Lohan.
1:10:40 Megan Fox interviewed by Esquire Magazine; speaks in tongues.
1:11:50 Amanda Bynes' face pierced, but not for attention. 
1:12:40 Quote: "Dumbass!"
1:13:20 Michael J. Fox wouldn't like Tadolph Switler to date his son. Everybody loves Michael!
1:14:40 Joe Paterno movie in the works, by Brian De Palma, with Al Pacino.
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Tyler Perry (Boo!) in A Madea Christmas, Jerry Lewis in Max Rose, and Fifty Shapes of Grey. Kevin exhausted after one Seductive Squat.
1:20:55 Bane on excercises.
1:21:10 Geek News: Superhero Hockey. Kevin calls Ralph a Marvel Zombie.
1:23:00 Women of Geekdom 2013 calendar. MonthDoctor Who. Ralph corrects Kevin on Doctor Who.
1:24:30 Superman Vs. Spider-Man scene.
1:26:15 Keep calm and babble on: SMorgy next week. Space Monkeys, here on Feb 2nd.
1:27:40 The Secret Life of Superheroes. BatmanSupermanWonder Woman.
1:28:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 111

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, January 12, 2013."
Runtime: 1:46:05
Recorded Sat, 12th Jan. 2013
Released Mon, 14th Jan. 2013

Tonights sponsor: The DAVE School
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:05 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:05 Storytime with Lauren Davies: Missing bag. Spa in Canyon Ranch. Ghostbusters XXXXXL t-shirt.
6:55 Storytime with PigPen Smith: Smoke alarm goes off on flight to Toronto. Stewardess' kangaroo court.
7:50 Quote: "I'm more of a piss protector."
9:25 Quote: "I know about you, and planes."
10:00 Kevin's weed connection in Canyon Ranch. Kevin refuses weed. For a stretch. Hollywood Babble-On with non-stoned, non-hockey jersey Kev.
12:45 Ralph accepts a drink, and plugs The DAVE School. Ralph thanks for the Joe Schmo series 3 feedback.
15:20 Shout-outs: Dominic celebrates is 18th birthday. Drunken screaming. Ralph gets Dominic a shot.
17:10 Quote: "It's just not worth it."
17:30 Jeffrey and Jannen Weinmann from Richmond, Virginia. Members of the Richmond Rocky Horror Shadow-cast. Gooper reference. Frank N. Furter asks for the less-stingy leather cheerio. Tim Curry praised.
19:55 James, Randy et al at The Lovitz. Christian Bale and Bane congratulate Randy for being an almost-father.
21:10 Katie surprises Dustin with HBO tickets. Dustin quizzed about the impressions he makes. Pacino-off.
23:00 **first appearance** Quote: "Ohhh, ain't I somethin'?"
24:10 Patrick from Melbourne, Australia writes in for his girlfriend, Lisa. Creepy-Sexy Kev greets her vagina, Ethel.
25:30 Quote: "That's not creepy; it's seductive!"
25:55 Matt and Carly at the Lovitz. Matt about to turn 21. Bowie shout-out.
28:20 Email bag: Jeff Reedy from Winnipeg writes in for his friend, Dave Stock, who has leukemia. Ralph promises to fuck leukemia in the ass.
28:50 Quote: "Double-down on the Fuck You card."
30:10 Joey Martinez sent in some fan-art. Philly-racism. "I'm not racist, I hate everyone!"
31:20 Geryk (?) and Charlotte from France visits all things SMod in the US. Ralph's John Lennon voice. Ralph makes a joke which disturbs even me. File on the verge of being opened.
31:50 Quote: "He got one of those smart ones ..."
33:00 Les Moore of London found this on eBay.
34:20 Matthew Fields asks for a new segment: Green Lantern oath.
34:45 **first appearance** Ralph's Green Lantern Oath, and new Dan Louisell theme.
35:40 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Fry Girl.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patti PageTennessee Waltz.
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Kevin's friend, David Ellis. Bio from Kevin, and various stories.
44:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Huell HowserAvocado farm dog. Ralph as Huell Howser.
49:00 Quote: "I'm a better track and field star than Stephen Hawking."
50:00 Hollywood Helper: (Update). JJ Abrams fan passed away hours after seeing Star Trek Into Darkness.
52:20 Hollywood Helper: Charlie Sheen pays for the funeral of a paparazzo killed photographing Justin Bieber. #Winning.
53:35 Hollywood Helper: Justin Bieber visits sick fan in hospital. "Even when he does something nice, he's a dick." "He looks like Vanilla Ice!"
55:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Chad from Boston, MA, sends in High School Musical.
57:55 Exquisite Acting: My old pal Sven Mombasa sends in The Lake House mail box.
1:00:55 Kev-In (Partnership): Magic MikeThe Great White NorthRain Man.
1:03:10 Quote: "Uh oh ... Jersey Girl."
1:03:30 HBO Headlines: Chelsea Award winner Lindsay Lohan on Million Dollar decorators. Bravo considering suing Lindsay Lohan. Here is what happens when you cast Lindsay Lohan your movie. Filming, partying, fired. "Lindsay. Go home!" Disturbing audio.
1:09:50 Kim Kardashian turns down $3m for exclusive baby pictures. New mansion. Khewbacca selling her old clothes. Fro-yo fund.
1:13:00 Justin Bieber sued by former bodyguard. Ralph as Mr. Burns.
1:14:40 Donald Trump threatens to sue for Bill Maher for $5m. Teabagging discussed.
1:17:10 Taydolph Switler breaks up with Harry Styles of One Direction. Who gives a fuck? That's right, no-one! "She won't put out."
1:19:10 Charlie Sheen dating a porn star. 24 year-old Georgia Jones. "Kryponian Tits."
1:22:22 Pamela Anderson in Dancing On Ice. Cyborg Nipples. Buck Rogers chat. DJ James impresses.
1:23:30 Don Johnston told Rolling Stone that he's not THAT big.
1:24:30 HBO Warning: Midgets going nuts. Two oompa-loompahs attacked a man in Norwich. Ralph's Wonka. Smurfs attack a man in Victoria, Australia.
1:29:20 David Bowie releases Where Are We Now?
1:31:20 TweenChronic - SkipRope. Seal Team Six Double Tap.
1:33:15 Geek News: Ultimate RobinUltimate BondMk II.
1:35:10 RC Superman flying down the California Coast.
1:36:55 Magic shot. Honey Boo Boo converted into a SuperHero.
1:38:20 White House refuses to build the Death Star.
1:41:40 Kevin plugs the SModCo/ShirtPunch partnership.
1:42:50 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 110

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Hollywood Babble-Eve 2012 recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Monday, December 31, 2012."
Runtime: 1:59:31
Recorded Mon, 31st Dec. 2012
Released Tue, 1st Jan. 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
0:57 Kyle Hebert intro.

1:30 Drunken screaming.
2:20 The Charges of Life. Lots of drunken shouting. Looper discussed.
3:35 Quote: "The eye-high is not for me."
3:50 How Can He Know All of Dat?! Game to be played later.
5:10 Chelsea award will be awarded today.
5:30 Kevin discusses the changing of the chairs.
6:50 Shout-outs: (Kevin's Tonto impression). Two set's of Ryan and Alicia are in attendance. One is drunk, and is told to sit the fuck down. DJ James struggles to find the sad Hulk music. Ryan hugs Alicia. Gay Ghost asks for Valentine Date. Kevin astounded. Ralph getting ignored. Second base reached.
10:25 Quote: "Nutella pleasure tunnel,"
11:00 Ryan Inojos writes in, too. Adam West asks Alicia girlfriend to be his girlfriend. Kevin asks if they are spies. the Order of things is questioned. The January Situation discussed. Ryan thrown under the bus.
14:25 Ryan presents Ralph with a gift (Rum-cake).
15:30 Michael and Christie travel from Utah. David Bowie advises leaving Utah.
17:20 Quotes: "Fucking Spring Breeeeak!" "It's not gay if it's 2012."
17:45 Josh Dagg (Thor from Comic-Con Theater) wishes Kat a happy birthday. Creepy Adam West Laugh. "To the Pun Cave!" Chuckles. Kevin amazed and Josh offered a job. Anne Hathaway's performance shelved.
21:00 Marti and Paul (Paul dressed as Silent Bob), Paul was in Afghanistan, and comes with Marti who are the new Mr. Penis and Ms. Sandwich for 2013!
23:50 Quotes: "Take it ooooff!" "Thank you, Mr. Peeeenis!"
25:45 Email bag: Meghan DuPont and Coco won the Rusty Wagonwheel drink. Toast to 2013. A lot of drunken screaming.
27:14 New Drinking Game Rules. (Kevin about to, or actually crying - take a drink).
27:55 Jeremy sends in the Shark jersey.
28:25 Zach Hoover travels to Orlando for the Walt Disney marathon, Kermit answers "What is best in life?"
29:30 Morrisey is on call and can't attend. Shout-out to working nurses. Bulbs in asses discussed. Stuck Up.
31:45 Cam saw Magic Mike and makes an addition to the Anne Heche Memorial Library of Cinematic Celebrity Butt-holes.
33:20 Quote: "Sphincter: It's what's for dinner."
22:40 Creepy Clown Time: Christian Bale's Batman. Billy Reynolds Graphic.
35:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Fontella Bass.
36:05 Tinseltown Stiff: Charles DurningTootsie.
40:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Gerry AndersonCaptain Scarlet.
41:55 Tinseltown Stiff: Jack KlugmanThe Odd Couple.
43:50 Hollywood Helpers: JJ Abrams shows cancer patient the Star Trek Into Darkness rough cut.
45:15 Hollywood Helper: Harrison Ford serving food on Skid Row.
46:40 Exquisite Acting: (Hugh Hefner marries Crystal Harris). HH in The House Bunny.
49:49 Quote: "Whaaaaat?!"
50:05 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's Run. (Orig. post: HBO 94, 1:08:00).
52:50 Kev-In: Cheech and Chong (and Kev)Ball DropzoomThe Spice Kev's.
55:40 HBO Headlines: Fuck-Tapes Kim Kardashian pregnant with Kanye West's child. "Yeast meets West." Noise.
59:30 Jessica Simpson got pregnant again. Big Sis.
1:01:00 2013 Chelsea Award Nominees: Jessica Simpson, Courtney Stodden (Returning Champion), Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Ke$ha and Justin Bieber. Jon Lovitz announces the winner: Lindsay Lohan!
1:03:50 2012 in review for Lindsay Lohan.
1:04:40 Ring.
1:05:20 Kate Winslet married this week, to Ned Rocknroll. Virgin Galactic discussed.
1:07:25 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Salt Lake City, UT. Irate fans. Shakespear tweets.
1:08:30 Angelina Jolie/Police Academy sex-tape discussed. Drunken female Adam Sandler. "They have a kid who is 42!"
1:11:30 Movies That Will Suck: Eddie Murphy in Hong Kong Phooey. Ralph and Kevin tell each other, "Fuck you!" "Joke Level: Ralph Garman level of quality."
1:14:20 Geek News: The Dark Knight Returns Pt II trailer. "My girlfriend died and my leg hurts!"
1:18:15 Peter Parker is dead. Ralph calls bullshit. Radioactivity discussed.
1:20:00 Christopher Lee's Little Drummer Boy.
1:22:30 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes:
1:26:35 How Can He Know All of Dat?!: Rules explained.
1:28:20 Prize: The Dark Knight Returns. Ryan asks a Comic Book Men. Wonka impression.
1:29:55 Prize: Joe Schmo 2 signed DVD. Dude asks an Archer question. Dude wins!
1:31:00 Prize: Tough Sh*t softcover. Alex Ross' first comic question. Heckler shushed. Dudette wins!
1:32:45 Prize: Joe Schmo 2 signed DVD. Heckler denounced. Les Miz question. Jonathan wins!
1:35:00 Kevin pimps Les Miz. Drunken person shushed.
1:37:20 Prize: Avengers Dr. Pepper can briefcase: Clerks porn titles. Trevor wins!
1:39:50 Prize: James Bond Blu-ray box: Amalgam Universe question. Thor wins!
1:42:10 Prize: DC Comics History DVD. Dude drops pants for a dare! Dude wins!
1:43:20 Prize: Green Lantern Emerald Night Blu-Ray. McRib automatic win!
1:44:00 Joker question.
1:44:30 Prize: Justice League, Crisis on Two Earths Blu-ray. Automatic win! Asks Lost numbers.
1:45:45 Q&A: Drunkard ignored.
1:46:20 Georgian drunk asks a Clerks III question.
1:47:00 Mr. Penis asks about Ralph's character in Hit Somebody. Toothless guy wants to be an extra.
1:48:20 Ralph's New Year's Resolutions.
1:49:00 Ralph will cry tears of joy when BeerMug is fired by K-ROQ.
1:49:55 The drew the best Silver Surfer?
1:50:20 Al Pacino remembers 2012.
1:51:20 When is Hockey coming back?
1:51:30 The Inspiration behind Clerks.
1:52:40 Wives to the stage. Thanks all around. Something creative for 2013. Countdown.
1:54:52 2013