Hollywood Babble-On #207: Best of Babble

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Description: "Another look back at some of the best offerings Hollywood Babble-On has had to offer."
Runtime: 2:21:17
Recorded HBO 1 - 19. (Friday , 21st August, 2010 - Saturday, 15th Jan, 2011)
Released Mon, 27th April, 2015
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Hollywood Babble-On #206: April 10, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 10, 2015."
Runtime: 1:48:44
Recorded Fri, 10th April, 2015
Released Mon, 13th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - harrys.com code: babble seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly

3:22 Kyle Hebert intro - Garmy out in full effect! Ralph besmirches adoring follower.
5:00 Kevin recounts the tale of Harley going to Coachella. Underwater text exchange read out.
8:49 Ralph sharing playing Panda Pop with his daughter. "Go away, old lady!"
9:50 Mallrats II updates. Writing in the bathroom, laughing at your own jokes. "Shit chamber."
12:40 Start of the bleeps. 
13:40 End of the bleeps.
14:10 Ralph's parts. 15/18 confirmed to return. Kevin watched 21 Jump Street. Bleep.
17:20 Shout-outs: Dr. Josh calls Ralph a chicken.
18:40 Sully from Oz comes to see the Star Wars celebration. Pee Wee Does Yoda.
21:30 Marion Jones from London catches HBO Stateside. Meets boyfriend from the first time. "Amazeballs." "I think I fucked Al Pacino last night." Sexy Kev. "Without the bottom hole." Airport fuck. 
25:30 Tom and son share HBO in the car. Sad Hulk Music. "You're not going to start cutting, are you?" Ralph educates Tom's kids. "Are you running from the law, Tom?" Bowie birthday greetings.
28:55 Ralph Sherriff and Samantha from TX. celebrate Ralph's birthday. Exes. "Let's make a fuck connection!" "__..." Pre-filed joke. Frank. N. Furter. Texas dates added in August. Nathan Phelps sends in an email, too. Joker impression. "Batman going through puberty."
35:09 Amanda and Zack celebrate 9 years together. Arnie Sings Oingo Boingo.
37:20 Email bag: Zardosz Kev. Chris Farley praised.
39:40 Game Fan art.
40:35 Inappropriate toys: Rockstar Minnie Mouse. Mickey's fetish.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Stan FrebergCommercial.
45:00 Tinseltown stiff: Richard DysartLA Law. "Holy fuck! Really?!"
46:45 Tinseltown stiff: Geoffrey LewisFletch.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: James Best'Dukes. "Never be done."
52:10 SModCo ads: DraftKings.com
54:04 Exquisite Acting: Dale sends in John Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Now. "This is a piece of shit." "Wants a massage from a dude ..." Reboot in the works. Ralph on The Ten Commandments.
59:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Hardon ColliderStill.
1:01:28 HBO Headlines: Barry Manilow married his manager. 
1:02:50 Penn Jillette loses a tonne of weight. Kevin on Penn Jillette.1:05:20 **first appearance** Taydolph Switler: "Heil Switler!" Sick mom. "... tremendous douchebag." No profanity in the presence of her cats. "Professional pet psychic." 
1:08:20 Ralph's favourite hippie annoys Ralph. Kevin advocates beets. "Beet-dick."
1:10:39 Travelling with Al Pacino in the UK. Air Pacino.
1:14:10 Kim Kardashian gets restraining order from Florida. Plastic Jesus. Plastic Jesus is my new hero. Vandalism Vs. Hilarity.
1:18:19 Boy George to start a new reality TV show. Ralph on recent history. "Do you really want to hurt me?" 
1:20:14 Rock Horror Picture Show to be remade for TV.
1:21:26 Arrested Development to return via Netflix. Netflix chat.
1:22:19 David Lynch leaves Twin Peaks. Video. Kevin on Twin Peaks.
1:26:40 Disney announces live action Pinochio. One of three movies. Ralph ignores Jaden Smith. Class. Ryan Gosling/Haunted Mansion. Tron in the works. TWC announces She's All That. "She all Dat." Fans unimpressed.
1:30:45 Movies That Will Suck: Mariah Carey Time Travel Christmas movie by Brett Ratner. 
1:32:40 Justin Bieber handsyBig Sean pissed. Argentina issues arrest of Justin Bieber.
1:35:30 Geek News: DareDevil gets universal critical praise. Star Wars available digitally.
1:37:00 The Thing before and after. DareDevil costume. Affleck DareDevil mentioned.
1:40:00 The VisionPilot.
1:42:10 GoT Cosplay2. Joke filed.
1:44:00 Gnardians of the Galaxy.
1:44:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. MarathonIt's in the water!

Hollywood Babble-On #205: April 3, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday April 3, 2015."
Runtime: 1:43:00
Recorded Fri, 3rd April, 2015
Released Mon, 6th April, 2015
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0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com seeSMod.com Jay and Silent Bob Monopoly

3:07 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Mics up; the week in review. Full moon. Ralph at Disneyland. "Zygotes, foetuses." First-time Disneyland experiences. Olaf queue-jumping. 
7:55 Jason Mewes and Jordan celebrate the birth of their first child. Mallrats II news. "On a mission from SMod ..." Third act spoilers. Mallrats 2 is going to be made before Clerks III. "PokeMallrats - Gotta catch 'em all!"
11:45 Shout-outs: Jeff, Dicky, Chris et al. celebrate Dicky's birthday. "Dicky claims he's never been with a man ..." Zardoz.
Sexy Kev haps le births. Sean Connery wishes Dicky a happy birthday. "Giant haggis," and other Scottish innuendo.
15:10 Caitlin Carusso and Zakury Walters from Vegas arrange a shot with Ralph, and a shot in the ass for Caitlin. Ralph WTSF's Zakury's name, and retracts everything. Ralph Fiennes takes a swipe.
18:30 Paul and Clara right up front, celebrates 14 years married. Al Pacino on woman pegging dudes. "What a fag."
20:15 John Plankard and Julie Skeldon had made-up-on-the-moment names. Fictional arrests. Kevin's biggest fan. Kev's films played in order. "Whip it out!" Arm-tattooing. Kevin refers Ralph as Gollum. "Guy with the fuckin' cat tattoo." "What's on the other arm, a douche?"
25:10 Maribel, Dylan et al. asks for David Bowie to sing for Maribel's cans. "Can we sign those?!"
27:40 Email bag: Lincoln in NY sends in Uncel Roger hoax. "Not on Her Wall!"
29:05 Jeffrey writes in regarding Ralph's balls, and his ancestors. "Cum in the Name of the Lord!"
30:00 Inappropriate Toys: The Oozinator.
31:37 Mark Helen and Ralph from Gaslight Games sends in HBO: The Video Game.
33:00 Brandon in Nova Scotia sends in Lee Scott + IllInformed Feat. Broom Man. Brad Williams present.
36:45 Arnie Sings: Matt Jaeger asks for Centrefold by The J Geils Band.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Preston Ritter. I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night played. Career discussed. "Solving crimes while you drum." The Electric Prunes.
40:20 Tinseltown stiff: Manoel de Oliveira (106).
41:25 Tinseltown stiff: Robert Z'Dar. Maniac Cop.
43:25 Tinseltown stiff: Gene Saks.
43:51 Tinseltown stiff: (Ralph's favourite death of the week) Gregory Walcott. Video.
45:25 SModCo ads: draftkings.com.
47:40 Hollywood Helpers: Liam Neeson helps two damsels in distress.
49:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Josh in Ohio sends in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Ralph with a racist Asian joke.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Dud Lane in Louisville sends in Mel Gibson in Hamlet.
54:30 HBO Headlines: Netflix to release new Full House.
56:50 Miley Cyrus had wisdom teeth out. Necklace. Can't be outrageous anymore. Drunk Miley.
58:50 Harrison Ford out of hospital. Unable to walk. Speech therapy on cards.
1:00:05 One Direction loses a drone. New track released. Depressing as shit. Joke filed.
1:03:30 The Daly Show has a new host. Trevor Noah. Tweets: 12.
1:07:50 40 women have now came out against Bill Cosby. "We are here to enjoy my gift."
1:09:40 The X-Files to return. David Duchovny on Letterman. Video. Kevin on meeting Duke. "Cock-Knocker!"
1:13:10 NBC Live musicals take a hit. The Wiz, next. Cast. Ease on Down the Road. Ralph critiques the shots. "Ease on down the Rue."
1:17:40 Steven Hawking trademarks his name. "Wheel you be mine?"
1:18:30 Roger Moore misquoted on Edris Elba as Bond. Kevin suggests Batman. again.
1:20:30 Disney announces Winnie the Pooh on Ice. Ralph takes a swipe at Hook. Hook discussed. Ralph does Robin Williams.
1:22:48 Movies That Will Suck: The Play-Doh movie. Toys.
1:24:35 Justin Bieber: Hannibal Barris kicks JB in the vag.
1:26:50 SModCo ad: Ex_Machina.
1:27:13 ShipABagOfDicks.com "Yummy dicks." April foolsFinal Stats.
1:29:20 Geek News: Friends: Avengers. Joss Whedon moving on from the Avengers. New Directors on way. Ralph sucks up.
1:32:40 Arrow actor to star as Casey Jones in TMNT2.
1:34:30 Burt Ward and Adam West to voice a new Batman '66 animated cartoon.
1:36:25 Darth Vader at AAHL,
1:37:39 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pool. Chandelier.