Hollywood Babble-On 158: February 14, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv on Friday, February 14, 2014."
Runtime: 2:12:53
Recorded Fri, 14th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 16th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school (Kevin reveals that he reached out to the DAVE school for a little help on TUSK). 
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:38 Kevin asks Ralph if he has seen Blank, which he was impressed with.
4:20 "S. Large," causes a rift, and Kevin mocks Ralph's 'cum-catcher. No HBO next week. "Are you here by yourself, you look like a person who would be here alone ..." "You're nimble as a cat!" Sly Large proposes to his girlfriend, Emma, and she says yes!
9:25 "It's Valentines Day, put a dick in your mouth!"
9:45 Listener created a game, and Ralph loses the details, but it involves a breathalyzer. "Ralph Blows!" 0.00
"Booze or dudes?!" 2.6: God Level. "We'll blow at the end of the show!"
15:15 Shout-outs: Barry and Helen Jones from Wales are regaled by Ralph's whalesong. Public humiliation. "No, she looks pissed!"
18:30 Byron and Alicia from Kansas are friends, "lies Byron." Bowie steps in. "Come on, at least give him a handy!"
21:45 Philip Ostercamp and Alicia ask for marital advice from The Germans!
24:00 Joe and Ivan with Bill Cosby.
25:50 Jake and Heather 2.6 support each other through a car wreck, and have Al Pacino and Sexy Kevin enable a good dose of Vitamin D.
29:15 Email bag: Ralph stole from Joel Schumacher.
31:20 Lucas asks for Arnie to sing Supercalefredgelisticexpialadocious.
33:00 Nico sends in Battman batteries.
33:20 Matt sends in Spider-Man.
34:10 Tim Ridley says Adam West released a song, Miranda. Kevin would like to release an album.
36:15 Dynamic Duets: Marty would like Without Us, the theme from Family Ties.
38:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ralph Waite. Waltons video.
42:26 Tinseltown stiff: Sid Caesar.
44:20 Tinseltown stiff: Shirley Temple. Ralph gushes over Ms. Temple. The Little Rebel. "I'm developing nipples!" Ralph getting wasted.
50:30 Hollywood Helpers: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum off for charity via Reddit AMA. Ralph reveals he was Will Ferrell's neighbour, before SNL. Ralph's Neil Diamond impression.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Alison from Providence, RI .. the Worst Stunt in History. Kevin defends. "The douche is strong with this one!"
1:00:14 Exquisite Acting: Alan from NJ asks about the Star Wars prequels. Kevin likes, Ralph not. Acting comp. "Sand in his dick?!" "It's about 4 hours long!" "I HATE YOU!" Kevin advocates Shattered Glass.
1:04:20 Kev-In: (Kevin is audibly annoyed with this segment by this point). Putin. Goodbye HorsesFamous Anymore.
1:07:07 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeough is Not Famous Anymore. Kevin summarizes. "The Level of assholery ..." #IAmSorry. Ralph plugs Jensen Carp. "There's his listener ..." #IAmSorryToo
1:17:00 Justin Bieber arrest video leak. Worries over video content. Madame Tussaudes removing the Bieber dummy.
1:20:10 Farrah Abraham releases a second porn movie, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Virgin Forever. Kevin thin.
1:20:22 Kim Kardashian pissed over Kanye West's smell. "We're out of milk! Botox!"
1:23:45 Ralph looking forward to Beetlejuice 2.
1:25:20 Ralph lays into Kevin's buddy, Sam Ruben. Samuel L. Jackson owns.
1:33:35 John Travolta says he is the next Bond Villain.
1:35:20 Madonna's skincare line for sale in Japan. Ralph takes a swipe at Marlee Matlin. "I didn't deafen her!" MDNA. Ralph wasted. "It's the Walking Dead!"
1:38:00 Dr. Conrad Murray sued by the European Michael Jackson Fan Club. 
1:39:20 Billy Ray Cyrus to release a new Achy Breaky 2 C-Rap.
1:41:40 The Worst Song Ever Created In The Entire History Of Music: Ice JJ Fish - On The Floor.
1:43:40 Geek News: New Black Widow movie in the works, via Marvel.
1:44:40 Gotham series hotting up. Casting.
1:47:40 New Wolverine cat. Cat gets tested.
1:49:00 L.A. Superheroes under Smith scrutiny.Video 1.Video 2.
1:54:00 Baby see's Superman fly for the first time. BatFleck.
1:56:15 Ralph Blows: 0.10 .. Heather gets a hug. Fiance brought onto the stage. Loss of control. Babble marriage!
2:03:00 Kevin marries Heather and Jake. Oath made.
2:08:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 157: February 7, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 2/7/2014"
Runtime: 1:37:05
Recorded Fri, 7th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 9th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:55 Ralph's childhood hero, McGruff the Crime Dog, is going to jail for 16 years.
5:33 Special guest in attendance tonight. Director of Sharktopus Declan O'Brien.
6:26 Shout-outs: Cory and Mike. "Do you know anyone from Dr. Who?" Huell Howser.
10:18 Joey, Niah, Tim. Al Pacino welcomes and congratulates a pregnancy.
11:53 Dagmar & Tannar. Bowie sang some hits in German. Bowie congratulates anniversary.
16:00 Eric, his spectacular mustache, & Natalie. Kevin is so baked. Sexy Kev & anal woes.
   Kev: "Maybe it's like a biblical asshole? Better a camel to pass through this asshole than     a rich man to get in Heaven." ... Ralph: "You told her to dress up like a female NFL player."
20:50 Email bag: Jeff wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing the Snow Miser song.
   Ralph quoting the email: "'Here's to another 5 years.' We've only been doing it 3."
23:07 Jennifer made Kevin and Ralph cake pops. 1, 2, 3. Kev: "We look like friends!"
24:39 Ken sends in Vin Diesel dancing to Goodbye Horses.
26:19 Ray altered a luggage trolly at LAX. Welcome to LA. Put a dick in your mouth. Photo.
27:00 Dynamic Duets: Dan Forton wrote a theme song. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
30:10 Smodco ads.
40:42 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bull, actor, Little House on the Prairie. Photo.
44:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Maximilian Schell, stage and film actor. Clip.
45:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, actor. Clip. Kevin's PSH.
52:40 Hollywood Helper: Clint Eastwood saved a choking man. Ralph does Clint Eastwood.
54:42 Shit That Should Not Be: Live and Let Die 007 custom tarot cards. Clip. Screenshot.
57:43 Exquisite Acting: Peter O'Toole in The Ruling Class. Clip.
59:39 Kev-In: Ron Burgundy. Billy Jack remake. The Joy of Painting.
1:01:37 HBO Headlines: The Bieber flight crew speaks out.  Sucking on titties. Gay kiss.
1:07:16 Kevin forgets they did the White House petition story last week.
1:08:21 Katy Perry took John Mayer to a strip club after the Super Bowl. Photo.
1:10:00 Kylie Jenner hospitalized after sharing trampoline with Khloe Kardashian. Photo.
1:11:25 Miley Cyrus in W magazine. Cover photo. Tits out. Sounds like an idiot in article.
1:12:58 Celebrity Boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX. (since cancelled)
1:14:55 BBC Chinese New Year, Year of the Whores closed captioning mistake.
1:16:43 Sony snaps up Tusk for distribution all over the world. Article. #walrusyes
1:20:09 Sylvester Stallone did not rip off idea for Expendables from book. Sly's response. "Books?! Who reads books? You're being rude."
1:21:07 Movies That Will Suck: Zombeavers, a zombie beaver movie. Al Pacino as zombie beaver.
1:23:15 Olivia Newton-John announces Vegas residency. Ralph masturbated to "Let's Get Physical"
1:24:32 Crazy guy rushed onto stage at a Taylor Swift concert. Clip. Photo.
1:26:31 Awful Canadian band Skinny Puppy suing US Government for using their music as torture at Guantanamo Bay.
1:28:34 Geek News: AMC announces The Preacher is coming to TV.
1:30:04 Michigan Protectors, real life super heroes, leadership in question. Michigan Batman.
1:31:27 Back to the Future musical to start in London in 2015.
1:32:22 Paul Bettany to play The Vision in Avengers 2. Photo.
1:33:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 156: January 31, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/31/2014"
Runtime: 1:58:18
Recorded Fri, 31st Jan. 2014
Released Sun, 2nd Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:46 Ralph's on more drugs than Kevin, has a cold.
2:00 Kevin got free tickets to an NHL stadium series game at Dodger stadium.
4:30 Jen and Harley spot Jon Hamm. He leaves early but approached Kev to say "I'm such a huge fucking fan". Leaves Kevin's wife and daughter amazed. Classy guy.
9:20 Happy Chinese New Year, year of the horse. A big year for Sarah Jessica Parker.
9:52 HBO won Best Entertainment & Pop Culture Stitcher award. Thank you listeners/voters!
10:32 What Strain is Kevin On? XJ-13.
11:20 Talking about Ralph getting z contact high on the New Years Eve show.
12:10 Shout-outs: Nick Molina wants Charlton Heston to wish him happy 30th birthday, plus 2 Italian guys.
16:28 Jamie Cook & friends are in the Navy. Ralph's dad was in the Navy. "He saw us with his wife." Huell Howser welcomes. "You guys are all seamen. I love semen. It's amazing"
20:07 Lawrence & Amanda are getting married and want suggestions from Sexy Kev.
21:29 Craig's here without his wife. Sean Connery shares wisdom: Find transvestite hookers.
23:48 Sean Connery come down on Kev's smoking. "The penitent man kneels before pot".
24:26 Steven & his girlfriend Ghoncha (?!) A Scott and a German. Ghoncha jumps on the mic in German. The Germans welcome.
28:00 E-main bag: The replacement DJ James, DJ Josh is introduced.
28:45 Allison from Indiana wants to hear Al Pacino sing "The Bare Necessities".
30:45 Brad from Australia is watching Ralph on NYPD Blue. Ralph discusses his recurring role of Officer Gruden. Shows clip.
Currently none of the photos and videos from this ep have been posted on smodcast.com, but I've linked what I could find.
34:13 Zach from Australia noticed Ralph's Army in Zach and Miri Make a Porno. HBO predicted?
35:20 Pharrel's hat. Sam from Australian sends in Taylor Swift attacked at Grammys. Clip.
37:00 Dynamic Duets: Harry from Newfoundland  requests "Islands in the Stream".
39:50 Kevin wants to do a whole album of duets. Ralph resists.
40:15 Smodco ads.
48:58 Tinseltown Stiffs: Pete Seeger, Activist and folk singer. Recorded 100 albums.
52:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Arthur Rankin Jr. Co-founder of Rankin/Bass ProductionsYear Without a Santa Clause. Ralph: "Just stay out of my fucking business, Mrs. Clause. That's what he wanted to say to her. You can tell." Ralph's favorite song.
57:01 Tinseltown Stiff: Jim Jacks. Kevin's toughest. Early Kevin Smith believer, Mallrats producer, friend of 20 years.
58:42 How Kevin met Jim Jacks at Sundance. He brought Mallrats to Universal. Kevin and Scott Mosier lived with him. Kevin talks about Jim's career and eulogizes his friend.
1:08:20 Kevin goes to the funeral. Kev has a lot of respect for Sam Raimi.
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin submits Rocky 3 mistake. High school band plays "Gonna Fly Now". Ralph: "How the fuck do they know that song from Rocky 1? Cause in the movie it's not a movie, so there's no song! It made me nuts. That song doesn't exist in Rocky's universe!" And Mr T. autographed a drum. Clip. Rocky impression.
1:15:38 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Gigli.
1:19:21 Kev-In: Supporter of Justin Bieber, Stand-in for Bieber mugshot, Bieber TV series.
1:29:59 HBO Headlines: Bieber smoked weed in air on his jet. Was searched, nothing found.
1:25:44 Bieber arrested in Toronto for slapping a limo driver.
1:26:50 Obama must weigh in on Bieber because of a petetion calling for deportation. Ralph's Obama.
1:29:43 Kim Kardashian and Kanye settle with 18 year old Kanye beat up. $250,000.
1:31:14 Jay: "Shit yeah, we GOTS ta get paid." Kevin: "What the fuck is going on?"
1:31:24 Pharell's hat. Photo. 
1:33:41 Miley Cyrus. Kevin spills a drink. New special with Madonna. Kevin busting Ralph's balls come back to bite him in the ass. Picture. Ralph: "Madonna doesn't have to do that. She's Madonna. She's gotta be home by 6 because it's tapioca night."
1:38:22 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel coming back for XXX 3: The Return of Xander Cage.
1:40:18 What if Vin Diesel wanted Ralph to star as Officer Gruden?
1:40:42 Vin Diesel dances and lipsyncs to Katy Perry and Beyonce in this 7 minute video. Goodbye Horses.
1:43:10 Kevin and Ralph are in love.
1:43:37 Geek News: Jesse Eisenberg to star as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Photo. Kevin Defends. Richie Rich vs. Superman. Jeremy Irons to play Alfred.
1:47:13 Gal Gadot signs 3 picture deal starring as Wonder Woman.
1:47:40 Doomed the Movie. Documentary about the never released 1st Fantastic 4. Clip.
1:49:52 Captain America 3, teaser for the teaser. Clip.
1:51:03 There is now an real operating Batterang. Clip.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.