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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv on Friday, February 14, 2014."
Recorded Fri, 14th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 16th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school (Kevin reveals that he reached out to the DAVE school for a little help on TUSK).
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:38 Kevin asks Ralph if he has seen Blank, which he was impressed with.
4:20 "S. Large," causes a rift, and Kevin mocks Ralph's 'cum-catcher. No HBO next week. "Are you here by yourself, you look like a person who would be here alone ..." "You're nimble as a cat!" Sly Large proposes to his girlfriend, Emma, and she says yes!
9:25 "It's Valentines Day, put a dick in your mouth!"
9:45 Listener created a game, and Ralph loses the details, but it involves a breathalyzer. "Ralph Blows!" 0.00
"Booze or dudes?!" 2.6: God Level. "We'll blow at the end of the show!"
15:15 Shout-outs: Barry and Helen Jones from Wales are regaled by Ralph's whalesong. Public humiliation. "No, she looks pissed!"
18:30 Byron and Alicia from Kansas are friends, "lies Byron." Bowie steps in. "Come on, at least give him a handy!"
21:45 Philip Ostercamp and Alicia ask for marital advice from The Germans!
24:00 Joe and Ivan with Bill Cosby.
25:50 Jake and Heather 2.6 support each other through a car wreck, and have Al Pacino and Sexy Kevin enable a good dose of Vitamin D.
29:15 Email bag: Ralph stole from Joel Schumacher.
31:20 Lucas asks for Arnie to sing Supercalefredgelisticexpialadocious.
33:00 Nico sends in Battman batteries.
33:20 Matt sends in Spider-Man.
34:10 Tim Ridley says Adam West released a song, Miranda. Kevin would like to release an album.
36:15 Dynamic Duets: Marty would like Without Us, the theme from Family Ties.
38:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ralph Waite. Waltons video.
42:26 Tinseltown stiff: Sid Caesar.
44:20 Tinseltown stiff: Shirley Temple. Ralph gushes over Ms. Temple. The Little Rebel. "I'm developing nipples!" Ralph getting wasted.
50:30 Hollywood Helpers: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum off for charity via Reddit AMA. Ralph reveals he was Will Ferrell's neighbour, before SNL. Ralph's Neil Diamond impression.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Alison from Providence, RI .. the Worst Stunt in History. Kevin defends. "The douche is strong with this one!"
1:00:14 Exquisite Acting: Alan from NJ asks about the Star Wars prequels. Kevin likes, Ralph not. Acting comp. "Sand in his dick?!" "It's about 4 hours long!" "I HATE YOU!" Kevin advocates Shattered Glass.
1:04:20 Kev-In: (Kevin is audibly annoyed with this segment by this point). Putin. Goodbye Horses. Famous Anymore.
1:07:07 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeough is Not Famous Anymore. Kevin summarizes. "The Level of assholery ..." #IAmSorry. Ralph plugs Jensen Carp. "There's his listener ..." #IAmSorryToo
1:17:00 Justin Bieber arrest video leak. Worries over video content. Madame Tussaudes removing the Bieber dummy.
1:20:10 Farrah Abraham releases a second porn movie, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Virgin Forever. Kevin thin.
1:20:22 Kim Kardashian pissed over Kanye West's smell. "We're out of milk! Botox!"
1:23:45 Ralph looking forward to Beetlejuice 2.
1:25:20 Ralph lays into Kevin's buddy, Sam Ruben. Samuel L. Jackson owns.
1:33:35 John Travolta says he is the next Bond Villain.
1:35:20 Madonna's skincare line for sale in Japan. Ralph takes a swipe at Marlee Matlin. "I didn't deafen her!" MDNA. Ralph wasted. "It's the Walking Dead!"
1:38:00 Dr. Conrad Murray sued by the European Michael Jackson Fan Club.
1:39:20 Billy Ray Cyrus to release a new Achy Breaky 2 C-Rap.
1:41:40 The Worst Song Ever Created In The Entire History Of Music: Ice JJ Fish - On The Floor.
1:43:40 Geek News: New Black Widow movie in the works, via Marvel.
1:44:40 Gotham series hotting up. Casting.
1:47:40 New Wolverine cat. Cat gets tested.
1:49:00 L.A. Superheroes under Smith scrutiny.Video 1.Video 2.
1:54:00 Baby see's Superman fly for the first time. BatFleck.
1:56:15 Ralph Blows: 0.10 .. Heather gets a hug. Fiance brought onto the stage. Loss of control. Babble marriage!
2:03:00 Kevin marries Heather and Jake. Oath made.
2:08:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.