Hollywood Babble-On 141: September 27, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/27/2013."
Runtime: 1:37:06
Recorded Fri. 27th Sept, 2013
Released Sun. 29th Sept, 2013

Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Ralph is proud of himself, was an answer on this week's Jeopardy.
3:28 Ralph: "You ever been on Jeopardy?" Kev: "3 times." Ralph: "Fuck you".
4:10 What does Ralph's wife call him when they fuck? She doesn't say his name.
6:30 Kevin got a bunch of super hero dildos in the mail, but his 14 year old daughter Harley opened the box.
9:00 "Filthy vibrators". Turns out Jen told her to open it.
11:20 "What's in the box?!" Kevin confuses Shawshank Redemption with Se7en. "Brad Pitt, fucking Morgan Freeman just vibrating each other".
12:20 Shout-outs: Paul Stalbaum. Can Christopher Walken warn Adrian not to make fun of Paul being in the Navy, or he could end up like Natalie Wood.
15:18 Jason Badower. Please wish Mitch Happy Birthday and congrats on his wife's pregnancy.
17:50 Jason sent in some HBO artwork.
18:55 Arnie and Liz. Can Kev use his creepy sexy voice to talk Liz into doing anal.
20:22 Robert and Ashley. Help Robert get laid by having Huell Howzer give a shoutout to Ashley.
21:50 **First Appearance** Ralph's Columbo impression.
22:30 Greg from Boston. Can David Bowie give a G rated anniversary shoutout. "I don't even wanna see her naked. It's the 2nd anniversary, we shake hands".
25:20 Email bag: Ryan read Ralph can do a Truman Capote impression.
27:45 Babble Story Time: Truman Capote reads Fun with Dick and Jane.
28:25 Brock from Australia wants to know if Kevin's German is male or female. What do the Germans think of David Hasselhoff?
29:38 David Foley wishes Al Pacino could recite some of Eddie Murphy's 'Boogie in your Butt".
30:53 Jamie Sterm found this bootleg DVD of Red State in Kandahar,  Afghanistan. Ralph takes top billing.
32:25 Steve Ward wants Adam West and Bane to sing Sunny and Cher's "I Got You Babe".
34:14 SModco ad for Hulu Plus.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patsy Swayze, choreographer and mother of Patrick Swayze.
39:18 "When Patrick was a baby, she did indeed put him in the corner."* DJ James epic rimshot* "Thank you so much. Glad to have you back, James".
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Lyn Peters 60's actress.
41:40 Lyn Peters Batman scene where Robin was gonna get laid/get killed. "Put it in me shepard's pie, Robin"
43:18 Hollywood Helper: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, rented out Boise theater and donated to charity.
45:20 Kevin tells a story about  living in Ben Affleck's old house where he confronts a star tours bus to correct some facts. "Eww, he works for them!"
47:25 Jennifer, Kev's wife, egged a star tours bus during dinner one night.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr.gives 5 year old a solid gold and diamond Iron Man helmet.
50:08 Shit That Should Not Be: Michael Bienn in Navy Seals bad camera driving
52:45 Exquisite Acting: Ryan Gosling angry at prostitute. Take It Off!
55:10 Kev-In: Bieber tattoo. Kevin looks sexy in Wrecking Ball.
57:10 Kev-In daily double. Kev stars in 1997's The Jackal with Bruce Willis. Video.
59:05 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger picks his nose. Ralph impersonates.
1:01:50 CA Gov signs anti paparazzi bill into law. Don't shoot kids.
1:02:50 Disney stops giving immediate access on rides to disabled children: Article
1:04:55 Lindsay Lohan has come to her senses. Dina Lohan has douchebag lawyer and excuse for DUI.
1:06:40 Lindsay's half sister Ashley Horn spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
1:08:28 **First Appearance** Miley Cyrus theme by Jacob Harrison. Halloween costume.
1:10:40 No Halloween HBO this year. Kev is shooting Tusk.
1:12:00 Miley keep licking stuff this week. Rolling Stone cover.
1:13:05 Farrah Abraham says stupid shit and has a line of sex toys of her tits ass and vag molded on camera.
1:15:20  Farrah's 4 year old daughter is in counseling because her mom is a whore and keeps leaving her to go on 'business trips".
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Taylor Swift was to be a movie star.
1:17:30 Tyler Perry's "A Madea's Christmas". Kevin defends.
1:19:20 Simon Cowell admits mistake hiring Britney Spears as a judge on X Factor.
1:20:05  Britney Spears will be lip-syncing during her Vegas performances.
1:21:15 Justin Bieber threw Lil Twist and Lil Za out after jewelry comes up missing. "So Lil Za I guess is like... pizza?"
1:23:08 Justin got Psalm 119:105 tattooed on his back.
1:23:50 One Direction's Louis Tomlinson falls on stage."He just eats shit".
1:24:45 Geek News: Fox's new show Gotham. Batman prequel with young Commissioner Gordan.
1:27:48 Ralph came so hard this week. 1966 Batman slot machine Vegas expo unveiled with Adam West.
1:29:00 What would it sound like if Ralph fucked Adam West?
1:31:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:33:03 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. it can sneeze with its eyes open."
1:34:30 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. the candyman can't."

Hollywood Babble-On 140: September 13, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/13/2013."
Runtime: 1:43:38
Recorded Fri. 13th Sept, 2013
Released Mon, 16th Sept, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads; warbyparker.com offer code: babble

4:17 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:20 Friday 13th. garmystrong.com
6:00 What Strain Is Kevin On?: (Someone took issue with the theme, via Twitter). Girlscout cookies. Kevin stoned and watching Luther. Kevin advocates Idris Elba for Batman. "You're the Rosa Parks of superheroes!"
8:30 Ralph was called out on twitter regarding some alleged misogynistic comments, last week. Garmy defends. The Ultimate Feminist Argument.
11:00 Someone tries to poison Ralph with a Jack Daniels and 7-Up. Ralph self-censors. "She took your balls away on Twitter!" "Bah! Humbug! Hoohah!"
12:45 Albeneezer Scrooge. Twitter troll complains. Gay Ghost. "I'm a changed man!" Spoiler alert.
15:05 Shout-outs: "Dear Hollywood Babble-On ..."
15:40 The Germans speak German to Germans, Soren and Nils. Kevin compares Maria Von Trappe to Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones hits on fraüline Maria.
19:00 Jason, Sticks, Steady, Puke and Locky from Australia at The Improv. Sticks is asleep. "He's like a little sleeping Koala!" "That's not a nap!" "Put a dick in his mouth!" Kevin wakes up Sticks with Men At Work. Arnie gives advice on how to have fun in L.A."
22:30 Fabian, Adrian, Alphonso and Eric celebrate Eric getting dumped, Adrian has 15 kids and Alphonso's increasing weight-gain. Sylvester Stallone Creepy Clown Time. "Boomerang joke." "Flying chicken wing."
25:40 Jay and Ashleigh write in with a kinky dream about Kevin. Ralph and Kevin eating a sausage. Lady and the Tramp sausage-sharing.
28:30 Mimi, Megan and Lauren drive from Northern California. Lauren gifted an "It's a Small World," music box for Ralph. Kevin has a Jay and Silent Bob at home. 
31:00 Bowie threesome.
32:50 Shari sends in this image.
33:20 "Put it on a t-shirt!"
33:40 RJ and Nicole ask for the Bloodbath Speech as performed by the Fries Girl. "The Devil is dining on your very anus." The Fry Devil.
34:50 Adam Schaff sends in the Mad Mex menu; The Bieber Fajita.
35:55 Philip sends in Bieber knight tattoo. Zoom.
37:00 Babble Story Time: Kaye Doherty asks for Humpy Dumpty by Huell Howser. "Meeenn ..!"
38:00 Daniel Moffatt asks for Kevin's Creepy Sexy vice for Cassie. Jen chides Kevin over the distinctions of his ass-speak.
39:40 Nicky from Indiana reveals that Jim Henson stole the Mahna Mahna theme from a porn film.
41:30 Matt writes in about his recently passed grandfather. "WooOOoo!" It's a Small World Mahna Mahna. 
43:10 SModCo ads. "Dads," "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," Tuesday, on Fox.
44:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sticks, from Australia.
45:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Ray Dolby. Spinal Tap video unavailable.
47:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Cal WorthingtonBrand new '89's!
49:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Matthew sends in Breakfast At Tiffany's.
51:39 Exquisite Acting: Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons.
53:53 Kev-In: Mona KevinKevin Thomas and Cocklifts.
56:30 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan cleaning up. People angry. Dina Lohan arrested. "Yo, I'm Point Two O!"
59:00 Warners announce Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. Potter-chat.
1:02:20 Miley Cyrus drops Wrecking Ball. "Drunk asshole in the room ..." Ralph does drunk lady. "I think we've found someone for Sticks!" Joke filed. "Too Late: You Came - The Kevin Smith Story." Billy Ray Cyrus gives his $0.02.
1:08:35 Carrie Underwood falls on her ass.
1:09:35 Russell Brand thrown out of the GQ Awards. Hugo Boss nazi uniforms "Nein-neinty nein."
1:12:20 Sticks wakes up.
1:12:40 "The One D." Ralph berates the Germans. Louis Tomlinson pukesStill. DNA test. Ralph reads some of the upset fans tweets.
1:16:40 Justin Bieber is a man, now. "Thumbs up, you fuckin' douchebag." "That 'stache ain't swag!" "Cum-catcher." Robin.
1:19:40 Ralph on Cliff Richard, Xanadu. 
1:22:00 Kim Kardashian takes a look at her life. Kris Jenner still bitchin' about Obama at E! and is slapped down by Chelsea Handler. "Shut your fucking Pie-hole!" "No-one in this town likes any of you!" "You only like Obama because he's black!" Chelsea earns a little of Ralph's respect.
1:24:45 Gwyneth Paltrow on a Vespa.
1:26:30 Geek News: Best wishes to Peter Mayhew. Kickstarter.
1:28:00 Pokemon illustrator card.
1:28:50 Canada wins again! "The Canadian, Eh!" "It's not real money."
1:30:40 Violence outside Graumands.
1:32:10 William Shatner and Adam West on-stage for the first time. Alexander The Great.
1:33:40 Josh Brolan was almost Batman. Better BatmanAdam West.
1:35:45 Captain American and Batman tweeted Kevin.
1:37:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 139: September 6, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on 09/06/2013."
Runtime: 1:33:52
Recorded Fri. 6th Sept, 2013
Released Mon, 9th Sept, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads

1:17 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:00 Ralph is already drunk, and is handed a free drink.
2:19 DJ James is back!
2:40 TimeWarner/CBS bury the hatchet. Ralph turned Jay onto Ray Donovan.
4:40 Kevin announces that a pilot for AMC is going to be made, directly from Babble. Ralph has made almost 20 pilots.
6:04 RoboCop trailer causes controversy. RoboCop discussed. "BatFleck, and now this?!"
8:11 What Strain Is Kevin On?: All day; Pure Kush. Now; Girlscout Cookies.
9:00 Shout-outs: Doug Hoxter Jr. celebrates his birthday.
10:00 Seth, John and Erin from Philly, PA. Sylvester Stallone explains Philly-speak. Ed Wynne Public Shaming.
12:05 Bruno writes in for Thomas from Denmark and tells Thomas "The Melancholy Dane," to stop killing hookers, as Bill Cosby. Kevin's Danish joke. "Hamlet, Piglets father."
14:15 James is back!
14:50 Jay Smith, John and Denise celebrate their engagement. Sexy Kevin Marital Advice. Kevin's post-sex voice. "They get away."
18:05 Adam and Anna from Melbourne, Australia. Sad Hulk Music. George Takei.
21:00 Ashleigh and Paul from St. Louis Obispo. Bowie shut-out.
23:11 Email Bag: Ryan from Newcastle, Australia asks for Ralph's Bloodbath speech. Stallone, Christopher Walken, Arnie and Al Pacino step in.
26:15 José made merchgarmystrong.com
27:15 Steve Guthrie GizmoStripe. "Yep. James is back."
28:40 Samuel L. Robinson asks for the McDonalds Fry Girl to sing Manha Manha. "I couldn't resist ..." "What kind of sauce?!"
29:55 Babble Story Time: The Germans read The Very Hungry Caterpilar. "The egg was white!" "Like an oven ..." "Fucking pig!" Not-so-popular Hitler. Kevin references Fawlty Towers.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: David FrostJohn and Yoko on Frost.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Tommy MorrisonRocky 5.
37:30 Exquisite Acting: Sean Curtis sends in Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers. (Video unavailable).
39:50 Shit That Should Not Be: No Retreat, No Surrender. "Yeeeeah!!!" Choco-pop. "Terrence Trent D'arby."
45:00 Kev-In: Glen sends in The GooniesTemple of DoomMola Ram.
49:00 SModCo ads: DAVEschool.com
52:54 HBO Headlines: Charlie Hunnam and Dakota Johnson cast in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation. Ralph laughs at on-line petitions, and rightfully so. Ralph gives his reasons why he turned it down.
56:30 Miley Cyrus won't stop talking about the VMA's. (Video unavailable). (The double-tap makes a comeback!) Ralph hypothetical Rosa Parks. "Fuckin' llama-toothed bitch!"
1:00:00 Robin Thicke in trouble with his wife. PicLost car keys. "Socialite."
1:01:30 Eddie Murphy released reggae track with Snoop Dogg/Lion, Red Light. Reggae discussed. Ralph plays Boogie in the Butt.
1:03:50 Mel Gibson pulled over on the Pacific Coast Highway and screams at the officers.
1:05:45 Zack Miller makes video to go with Rich Williams' Justin Bieber theme. Attacked in a Toronto nightclub. Missing a $40,000 necklace.
1:09:50 Farrah Abraham on MTV Teen Moms. "I'm pretty feminine ..." and future business prospects. "Fifty Shades of Grey will have their money!"
1:13:13 Kim Kardashian wants to pose in Playboy again.$150 to meet Khloe!
1:15:25 Stallone signing and meet and greet for $850.
1:17:10 Rocky: The Musical tickets on sale this weekend. "Apolloooooo!"
1:18:15 Jack Nicholson retiring, due to memory loss.
1:18:30 Robert Pattinson pleasured himself on camera, as Salvador Dalí.
1:20:10 Movies That Will Suck: Transformers: Age of Extinction (Transformers: Out of Gas (Transformers: Give Us Your Money)), with Stanley Tucci and Kelsey Grammer. Dumb and Dumber 2, with Kathleen "Ernest Borgnine," Turner. The Fall Guy, with The Rock. Heather Thomas poster. "Spackling." How Ralph escaped Philadelphia.
1:24:45 Geek News: David Hasselhoff would like to play Nick Fury. "Stan Lee says that about everyone .."
1:26:20 First look at Terry Gilliam's new movie, The Zero Theorem. "I would fuckin' go to that church!"
1:27:30 Bradley Cooper cast as Rocket Raccoon.
1:28:30 Justin Timberlake would like to play The Riddler. "Swaaag!"
1:29:28 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 138: August 30, 2013

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Runtime: 1:53:26
Recorded Fri. 30th August, 2013
Released Mon, 2nd Sept, 2013

0:00 Jay Mewes promotes draftkings.com.

1:40 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:00 Hot as Hell in L.A., these days.
4:15 Kevin encountered a TMZ guy in the alley, whilst "prepping" for the show, and is asked about #BatFleck.
5:40 Kevin mentions Patton Oswalt's defense of BatFleck
6:10 Twerking.
6:45 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Wonderkind OG.
8:00 Shout-outs: Josh, AKA The Mighty Thor celebrates his birthday. "Josh's gash." Bane and Ed Wynne birthday wishes. 
11:00 Lindsay and John Connor from Fresno celebrate John's birthday.Kevin given a Cham-wow. Arnie birthday wishes. Kevin given another towel.
13:20 Steve and Nana from Tokyo, Japan has Christopher Walken and Al Pacino explain HBO sexual euphemisms.
15:40 Beth and Omar "Mine car and the Temple of Doom." Beth writes in, too. "Large diamonds and alcohol."
17:45 Thomas and Irene from Calgary, Alberta "You really shouldn't sue, eh!" Nic Cage congratulates Thomas becoming a lawyer. "Uhh, congratulations."
19:30 Sarah from Riverside, CA, "I hate these old men." Large sci.fi collection. "Get the fuck out!" Met Stan Lee.
21:20 John Landis served Ralph at Arby's, this afternoon. "You're a fucking prick!" Bowie sings for Sarah's 30th.
23:30 Ralph asks Kevin why he is biting his boob, after 3 years.
24:00 Song continues. "Give him a towel!" "It's a jizz-rag!" Ralph does drunk lady.
25:05 Email bag: Rich Williams is selling his Justin Bieber track on iTunes..Kevin berates Ralph for the drunk lady, and Ralph attempts to walk off-stage,
27:15 Babble Story Time: Brian Coyle asks for The Cat in the Hat with Lewis Black, Ralph is given a drink.
29:00 John sends in Breaking Babble.
30:00 John in Brooklyn threatens to clone Kevin from the NYC towel. Genetic clean-up.
32:00 Jeff sends in Douche Willis.
32:40 Sylvester Stallone sings Mahna Mahna.
33:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gilbert Taylor, The Omen discussed. Jizz.rag again ..
36:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Julie HarrisEast of Eden. "Cock-tease!"
38:50 Hollywood Helpers: Justin Timberlake meets a brain surgery survivorScreen saver.
41:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Gymkata. "He got runned over ..."
44:35 Exquisite Acting: Andy Bus sends in Ralph Garman in ABC Afterschool Special: Class Act, A Teachers Story. "That's how gay porn starts ...!" "Dick-dockin'." Jizz-Rag takes some swipes ..
49:45 Kev.In: BatmanPerfect StrangersTwerk, twerk, twerk!
53:20 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.comhuluplus.com/babble
59:09 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus is Venom, Kevin defends Miley. "File!" "Fuck you! That was good!" "The Worst Stripper ..." Foam finger inventor pissed. Hall of Fame of Tongues. "XL-stina." 
1:06:20 Lady Gaga's sexuality disussed. The Smiths shocked.
1:07:45 Tadolph Switler tells some asshole in 1D to shut the fuck up. "Sorry for my arm ..."
1:10:00 Emily Pattinson's blog. Hitler quotes. "My Hitler-a-Day calendar."
1:12:45 Justin Bieber pulled over for speeding. "This shit's so SWAG!" Not licensed to drive in California.
1:14:50 New Justin Bieber song called Twerk to be released this week.
1:17:00 Alec Baldwin vs. The Photographer.
1:18:45 Joe Francis falsely imprisons 3 girls. 270 days in jail. "Did she at least get a t-shirt?" "Keanu Reeves quote." Kevin recalls sitting near Francis on a plane. "Kick him off the plane!" Babble-Island.
1:22:20 David Schwimmer is a dick
1:23:40 Charlie Sheen on a 10-100 for Anger Management, for an eventual $150m. Chartered a plane to Alaska to find the Kushtaka, the land-otter man.
1:26:45 The US apologizes for sending Courtney Stodden and Dustin Diamond to the UK Celebrity Big Brother. DD's cock discussed.
1:28:10 Kris Jenner's talk-show cancelled.
1:29:22 Pippi Longstocking sex-tape being shopped around. "Is that your sex face?" "Arm boob." 
1:31:10 **first appearance** Backdoor Teen Mom theme. Farrah Abraham's amazon list completely bought-out. Days of our Lives. "A one-shot." "Fucking nimrod." 
1:35:40 Miss Philippines see's some shit. "Seeing is the best sense that we could ever see ..."
1:38:00 Geek News: The MeTV Network shows the 60's Batman and would like Adam West to play a cameo in the upcoming Superman/Batman movie. Adam West chimes in.
1:41:00 Bryan Cranston cast as Lex Luthor .. for a spell. Then it was denied. Kevin says John Goodman as Commissioner Gordon. Kevin mentions Tusk, and a read-through with Michael Parks. Ralph recalls Michael Parks on the set of Red State. "Performance Yoda."
1:43:20 Superman Vs. Batman to shoot in Detroit.
1:44:30 James Spader will play Ultron in the upcoming Avengers movie. "I thought it was cool!"
1:46:20 James in Glasgow sends in new gargoyles. Alien. Ralph does a Scottish accent.
1:49:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.