Hollywood Babble-On 141: September 27, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/27/2013."
Runtime: 1:37:06
Recorded Fri. 27th Sept, 2013
Released Sun. 29th Sept, 2013

Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 SModco ad for DAVE School.
0:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Ralph is proud of himself, was an answer on this week's Jeopardy.
3:28 Ralph: "You ever been on Jeopardy?" Kev: "3 times." Ralph: "Fuck you".
4:10 What does Ralph's wife call him when they fuck? She doesn't say his name.
6:30 Kevin got a bunch of super hero dildos in the mail, but his 14 year old daughter Harley opened the box.
9:00 "Filthy vibrators". Turns out Jen told her to open it.
11:20 "What's in the box?!" Kevin confuses Shawshank Redemption with Se7en. "Brad Pitt, fucking Morgan Freeman just vibrating each other".
12:20 Shout-outs: Paul Stalbaum. Can Christopher Walken warn Adrian not to make fun of Paul being in the Navy, or he could end up like Natalie Wood.
15:18 Jason Badower. Please wish Mitch Happy Birthday and congrats on his wife's pregnancy.
17:50 Jason sent in some HBO artwork.
18:55 Arnie and Liz. Can Kev use his creepy sexy voice to talk Liz into doing anal.
20:22 Robert and Ashley. Help Robert get laid by having Huell Howzer give a shoutout to Ashley.
21:50 **First Appearance** Ralph's Columbo impression.
22:30 Greg from Boston. Can David Bowie give a G rated anniversary shoutout. "I don't even wanna see her naked. It's the 2nd anniversary, we shake hands".
25:20 Email bag: Ryan read Ralph can do a Truman Capote impression.
27:45 Babble Story Time: Truman Capote reads Fun with Dick and Jane.
28:25 Brock from Australia wants to know if Kevin's German is male or female. What do the Germans think of David Hasselhoff?
29:38 David Foley wishes Al Pacino could recite some of Eddie Murphy's 'Boogie in your Butt".
30:53 Jamie Sterm found this bootleg DVD of Red State in Kandahar,  Afghanistan. Ralph takes top billing.
32:25 Steve Ward wants Adam West and Bane to sing Sunny and Cher's "I Got You Babe".
34:14 SModco ad for Hulu Plus.
37:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patsy Swayze, choreographer and mother of Patrick Swayze.
39:18 "When Patrick was a baby, she did indeed put him in the corner."* DJ James epic rimshot* "Thank you so much. Glad to have you back, James".
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Lyn Peters 60's actress.
41:40 Lyn Peters Batman scene where Robin was gonna get laid/get killed. "Put it in me shepard's pie, Robin"
43:18 Hollywood Helper: Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad, rented out Boise theater and donated to charity.
45:20 Kevin tells a story about  living in Ben Affleck's old house where he confronts a star tours bus to correct some facts. "Eww, he works for them!"
47:25 Jennifer, Kev's wife, egged a star tours bus during dinner one night.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr.gives 5 year old a solid gold and diamond Iron Man helmet.
50:08 Shit That Should Not Be: Michael Bienn in Navy Seals bad camera driving
52:45 Exquisite Acting: Ryan Gosling angry at prostitute. Take It Off!
55:10 Kev-In: Bieber tattoo. Kevin looks sexy in Wrecking Ball.
57:10 Kev-In daily double. Kev stars in 1997's The Jackal with Bruce Willis. Video.
59:05 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger picks his nose. Ralph impersonates.
1:01:50 CA Gov signs anti paparazzi bill into law. Don't shoot kids.
1:02:50 Disney stops giving immediate access on rides to disabled children: Article
1:04:55 Lindsay Lohan has come to her senses. Dina Lohan has douchebag lawyer and excuse for DUI.
1:06:40 Lindsay's half sister Ashley Horn spent $25,000 on plastic surgery to look more like Lindsay.
1:08:28 **First Appearance** Miley Cyrus theme by Jacob Harrison. Halloween costume.
1:10:40 No Halloween HBO this year. Kev is shooting Tusk.
1:12:00 Miley keep licking stuff this week. Rolling Stone cover.
1:13:05 Farrah Abraham says stupid shit and has a line of sex toys of her tits ass and vag molded on camera.
1:15:20  Farrah's 4 year old daughter is in counseling because her mom is a whore and keeps leaving her to go on 'business trips".
1:15:50 Movies That Will Suck: Taylor Swift was to be a movie star.
1:17:30 Tyler Perry's "A Madea's Christmas". Kevin defends.
1:19:20 Simon Cowell admits mistake hiring Britney Spears as a judge on X Factor.
1:20:05  Britney Spears will be lip-syncing during her Vegas performances.
1:21:15 Justin Bieber threw Lil Twist and Lil Za out after jewelry comes up missing. "So Lil Za I guess is like... pizza?"
1:23:08 Justin got Psalm 119:105 tattooed on his back.
1:23:50 One Direction's Louis Tomlinson falls on stage."He just eats shit".
1:24:45 Geek News: Fox's new show Gotham. Batman prequel with young Commissioner Gordan.
1:27:48 Ralph came so hard this week. 1966 Batman slot machine Vegas expo unveiled with Adam West.
1:29:00 What would it sound like if Ralph fucked Adam West?
1:31:05 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:33:03 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. it can sneeze with its eyes open."
1:34:30 "Liam Neeson's cock is so big.. the candyman can't."