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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 9/13/2013."
Recorded Fri. 13th Sept, 2013
Released Mon, 16th Sept, 2013
0:00 SModCo ads; warbyparker.com offer code: babble
4:17 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:20 Friday 13th. garmystrong.com
6:00 What Strain Is Kevin On?: (Someone took issue with the theme, via Twitter). Girlscout cookies. Kevin stoned and watching Luther. Kevin advocates Idris Elba for Batman. "You're the Rosa Parks of superheroes!"
8:30 Ralph was called out on twitter regarding some alleged misogynistic comments, last week. Garmy defends. The Ultimate Feminist Argument.
11:00 Someone tries to poison Ralph with a Jack Daniels and 7-Up. Ralph self-censors. "She took your balls away on Twitter!" "Bah! Humbug! Hoohah!"
12:45 Albeneezer Scrooge. Twitter troll complains. Gay Ghost. "I'm a changed man!" Spoiler alert.
15:05 Shout-outs: "Dear Hollywood Babble-On ..."
15:40 The Germans speak German to Germans, Soren and Nils. Kevin compares Maria Von Trappe to Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones hits on fraüline Maria.
19:00 Jason, Sticks, Steady, Puke and Locky from Australia at The Improv. Sticks is asleep. "He's like a little sleeping Koala!" "That's not a nap!" "Put a dick in his mouth!" Kevin wakes up Sticks with Men At Work. Arnie gives advice on how to have fun in L.A."
22:30 Fabian, Adrian, Alphonso and Eric celebrate Eric getting dumped, Adrian has 15 kids and Alphonso's increasing weight-gain. Sylvester Stallone Creepy Clown Time. "Boomerang joke." "Flying chicken wing."
25:40 Jay and Ashleigh write in with a kinky dream about Kevin. Ralph and Kevin eating a sausage. Lady and the Tramp sausage-sharing.
28:30 Mimi, Megan and Lauren drive from Northern California. Lauren gifted an "It's a Small World," music box for Ralph. Kevin has a Jay and Silent Bob at home.
31:00 Bowie threesome.
32:50 Shari sends in this image.
33:20 "Put it on a t-shirt!"
33:40 RJ and Nicole ask for the Bloodbath Speech as performed by the Fries Girl. "The Devil is dining on your very anus." The Fry Devil.
34:50 Adam Schaff sends in the Mad Mex menu; The Bieber Fajita.
35:55 Philip sends in Bieber knight tattoo. Zoom.
37:00 Babble Story Time: Kaye Doherty asks for Humpy Dumpty by Huell Howser. "Meeenn ..!"
38:00 Daniel Moffatt asks for Kevin's Creepy Sexy vice for Cassie. Jen chides Kevin over the distinctions of his ass-speak.
39:40 Nicky from Indiana reveals that Jim Henson stole the Mahna Mahna theme from a porn film.
41:30 Matt writes in about his recently passed grandfather. "WooOOoo!" It's a Small World Mahna Mahna.
43:10 SModCo ads. "Dads," "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," Tuesday, on Fox.
44:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sticks, from Australia.
45:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Ray Dolby. Spinal Tap video unavailable.
47:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Cal Worthington. Brand new '89's!
49:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Matthew sends in Breakfast At Tiffany's.
51:39 Exquisite Acting: Jeremy Irons in Dungeons and Dragons.
53:53 Kev-In: Mona Kevin, Kevin Thomas and Cocklifts.
56:30 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan cleaning up. People angry. Dina Lohan arrested. "Yo, I'm Point Two O!"
59:00 Warners announce Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. Potter-chat.
1:02:20 Miley Cyrus drops Wrecking Ball. "Drunk asshole in the room ..." Ralph does drunk lady. "I think we've found someone for Sticks!" Joke filed. "Too Late: You Came - The Kevin Smith Story." Billy Ray Cyrus gives his $0.02.
1:08:35 Carrie Underwood falls on her ass.
1:09:35 Russell Brand thrown out of the GQ Awards. Hugo Boss nazi uniforms "Nein-neinty nein."
1:12:20 Sticks wakes up.
1:12:40 "The One D." Ralph berates the Germans. Louis Tomlinson pukes. Still. DNA test. Ralph reads some of the upset fans tweets.
1:16:40 Justin Bieber is a man, now. "Thumbs up, you fuckin' douchebag." "That 'stache ain't swag!" "Cum-catcher." Robin.
1:19:40 Ralph on Cliff Richard, Xanadu.
1:22:00 Kim Kardashian takes a look at her life. Kris Jenner still bitchin' about Obama at E! and is slapped down by Chelsea Handler. "Shut your fucking Pie-hole!" "No-one in this town likes any of you!" "You only like Obama because he's black!" Chelsea earns a little of Ralph's respect.
1:24:45 Gwyneth Paltrow on a Vespa.
1:26:30 Geek News: Best wishes to Peter Mayhew. Kickstarter.
1:28:00 Pokemon illustrator card.
1:28:50 Canada wins again! "The Canadian, Eh!" "It's not real money."
1:30:40 Violence outside Graumands.
1:32:10 William Shatner and Adam West on-stage for the first time. Alexander The Great.
1:33:40 Josh Brolan was almost Batman. Better Batman. Adam West.
1:35:45 Captain American and Batman tweeted Kevin.
1:37:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.