Hollywood Babble-On 159: February 28, 2014

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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school

4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke. 
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob CasaleGirl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) 
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface. 
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf. 
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.