Hollywood Babble-On 118:The Kevin Smith Movie Club and Hollywood Babble-On 119

Episode: Link.
Comments: "While Babble is off for the week, hear a fun indie film state of the union between two generations of movie dreamers. Forget the fairy tale story of CLERKS, kids: MISS DECEMBER director Derek Lindeman and Producer Tommy Avallone tell you what it's REALLY like to be in the trenches of current-day indie filmmaking! Geek out over making-of-MALLRATS stories and learn tips on how to make movies CHEAP!"
Runtime: 2:10:58
Recorded Sat, 2nd Mar (?). 2013
Released Sun, 3rd Mar. 2013

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:33:00
Recorded Sat, 9th Mar. 2013
Released Sun, 10th Mar. 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
2:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:30 Kevin plugs Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, and shows the trailer.
6:45 Ralph asks a spoiler, and Kevin explains a little. Mic problems "Like working with an uncut cock."
8:30 Kevin smoking OG Kush. Asks if Ralph is circumcised. Kevin says his dad was uncut, and his parents constantly slept nude. Clerks story; Mosier sees Kevin's mother nude.
12:40 Ralph apologizes for Kevin's analogy.
13:10 Shout-outs: Josh, Nick, Mike and James are cut, and celebrate Josh's birthday. Rick from WI frozen out. "It's so cakey!"
15:14 Nicky and Nicko from NZ have their names questioned. "You guys are The Tits."
16:45 Ralph regales us with an anecdote of his family, over Lincoln. Pacino Baby advice. "Nicorette and the digeridoo."
20:40 Bobby Robson from St. Louis, MO, visits LA. Ex-gf takes a hit. Bane Lay Advice.
23:35 Charlie and Miwani (?) celebrate Charlie's birthday. Big hammering/big cock. Huell Howser.
25:40 Crystal M. Kennedy celebrates her 28th birthday.
27:50 Email bag: Ralph congratulated on The Joe Schmo Show. Babble-On reference.
29:15 James from MI, found someone had a seizure listening to HBO.
30:00 Graham from Dublin sends in Tara.
30:40 Chip Garner asks for Arnie to sound Italian (Difficulty 8.9).
31:55 Warren Farrington asks for Louis Armstrong Green Lantern Oath.
33:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Alvin Lee. I'd Love To Change The World.
35:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Buddy RogersYou Really Got A Hold On Me.
37:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Bonnie Franklin.
39:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Stompin' Tom Connors. (Hockey, eh?) "Moosehead." 
43:10 Hollywood Helpers: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. "Sudbury, eh?" Pic.
46:35 Exquisite Acting: Jens Schmidt sends in Blood Sport. "Powder."
49:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Hercules. "Disappointed!"
52:20 Kev-In: (Through Time) SurrenderRapperCredits.
54:00 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan refuses Charlie Sheen's offer of mentoring. Setting up youth foundation. Offered 90-day house arrest. 
57:30 Justin Bieber in the UK, tossed out of his own birthday party. Late-showing. Fainted on-stage. "Low of breathe." Cockney kicks assPop scrotum.
1:05:00 Mutually-assured self-destruction.
1:06:20 Chris Brown and Rihanna back together. What an asshole.
1:08:35 Honey Boo Boo selling girl scout cookies on her FaceBook page.
1:10:20 Snooki in the news.
1:11:25 Miss Delaware in on-line porn film.
1:12:20 Porn Star Kim Kardashian not respecting her pregnancy.
1:13:40 Tadolph Switler dooms Amy Poellher to Hell.
1:14:50 Russell Crowe saw a UFOHarbour.
1:16:45 Jeff Foxworthy on the Great American Bake-off. 
1:17:50 Movies That Will Suck: new Tarzan movie. Harrison Ford announced for Anchorman 2.
1:21:35 Geek News: Wonder Woman.
1:24:20 Christopher Nolan to head the Justice League movie; Christian Bale possibly on hand.
1:25:30 Batman in BradfordUnMasked.
1:28:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.