Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on February 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:19:23
Recorded Sat, 23th Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 25th Feb. 2013
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:30 "Hollyfuck with Kevin Fuck and Ralph Fuck."
1:15 Kevin smoking Kenobi OG, and is a little off-center; Harley Quinn hanging around in City Walk.
2:15 Kevin pretty bold now that he has beaten up an owl. Ralph sings Edelweiss whilst Kevin gets a new mic.
3:10 Kevin ready to go out and kick ass. Ralph makes an inappropriate joke.
3:50 Shout-outs: K-ROQ sales crew present.
4:49 Oren Freemen from New York City. Chile gets a shout-out (HBOHelper is written in Chile). Kevin tells Rebecca to run right away from Oren. "Funky Apple Jack."
7:10 Doug Poole from Rancho Cucamonga impresses Kevin with his home-town. Brother Kurt celebrates birthday. Harrison Ford wishes happy birthday.
8:20 Erin Kirkpatrick from Maine celebrates her 28th birthday. Bane explains HBO for her friends.
10:40 Aaron Newarth from Orange County asks for So Long Farewell by Sean Connery for his departing friend, Ken. Kevin amazed by his job.
12:55 Tricia and Jaime from San Diego present. Ralph and Kevin sing To Life, from Fiddler on the Roof. Ralph debuts the Jaime-Lick. Jaime is an exquisite lover. Huell Howser shout-out.
16:45 Jill Kerrigan name-drops all of her family. Kevin imitates Janine from Ghostbusters. Bowie congratulations for getting engaged. Kevin throws his leg over Ralph's.
18:50 Email bag: Bob Everland from Orlando, FL sends in a video.
20:00 Nathan Gonzalez sends in Possessed by Pacino.
21:15 Andrea Bacon asks about HBO at Comic-Con.
21:35 Warren watched the 2011 Winnie the Pooh movie. Backson.
22:50 Karen Taha asks for Christian Bale/McDonalds Fries Girl rant.
23:40 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Deborah from Phoenix, AZ wants to hear the Stereotypical German (and friend).
25:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Cleotha Staples. I'll Take You There.
26:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Damon Harris. Papa Was A Rolling Stone.
27:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Sheridan.My Bonnie.
28:45 Tinseltown Stiff: W. Watts Biggers. Underdog Opening. Underdog-chat. Kevin mocks Ralph's impression.
32:05 Exquisite Acting: Megaforce Flying Motorcycle.
34:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Dan Shell from Eyrie, PA sends in Animal House tourettes guy.
36:12 SModCo ads.
38: 38 Kev-In: Bane. Kevinstein. Pope Fiction. Kevin getting bored with Kev-In.
40:20 HBO Headlines: Ron Jeremy recovering, and out of the hospital.
41:40 Lindsay Lohan constantly calling her friends, drunk. Kevin would like to pod with her. Ralph with a cruel, amazing imitation. Dress ripped, and stupid decision. Kevin feels sorry for Lindsay Lohan.
45:10 Kim Kardashian to have a girl. Ralph with his hopes for her life. Manicures and meditating are the same thing. Family Feud's reputation questioned. Refuses to sign autographs, via Kanye. Life advice from Ralph Garman. Kim understands why men are sexually obsessed with her. Kevin getting irritated. Hideous Khewbacca unemployed after being fired from the X Factor, and angry. "No wookie, no touchy."
49:30 Honey Boo Boo's mom refuses to let her daughter be like the Kardashians. Ralph on rednecks.
50:54 Prince Michael Jackson hired by Entertainment Tonight. Cool and collected. Huell Howser color commentary. Ralph indignant. Blanket discussed. Would like to be Ben Affleck.
53:50 Ralph on Jermaine's kids, and Kevin on the Catholic Church. "Ralph Touchme Garman."
54:30 Shia LeBeouf argues with Alec Baldwin, and leaves Broadway show. Ralph thinks both guys are dicks. Emails leaked. Alec would like to Choke Her To Death. Ralph says 'Coon,' several times (!).
57:15 Killer segue from Ralph. Patrick Carney feud update. Bieber assassination audio tape released.
1:00:40 Justin Bieber Duck Tape.
1:01:05 Bob Guccione's picture of Arnie performing a sex act. Zoom.
1:02:20 Paris Hilton photo op.
1:03:30 SJP on Chinese Harpers Bazaar. "Demonic Alien."
1:04:45 Courtney Stodden to play her own twin. (please stop giving this asshole attention). Ralph misses her singing.
1:06:15 Movies That Will Suck: The Return of Roger Rabbit with Mickey Mouse (The Stooge).
1:07:55 Sean Connery to slap Adele on the Oscars stage.
1:08:55 Geek News: Star Trek fans go to plutorocks.com to name a new moon; Vulcan. "Shit plate." Planet-chat.
1:10:00 Ralph done a voice for the upcoming Avengers Assemble cartoon movie.
1:11:20 Mark Hamill says that he is in talks to reprise his role as Luke Skywalker.
1:12:10 Michael Bay to make Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fan-base livid. Kevin inquires about prior history with Megan Fox. Young Kev. Club thumb talked about.
1:14:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Pic.
