Comments: "Recorded live at The Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA, Saturday, February 16, 2013.."
Recorded Sat, 16th Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 18th Feb. 2013
Tonight's sponsor: Hover.com/babble
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:45 Kevin is never returning to The Lovitz after seeing The Laugh Factory. Kevin would like to visit every month.
2:25 Kevin is smoking GirlScout Cookies, tonight.
2:50 Kevin plugs the Injustice video game: Clerks37 gets a visit from Chris Hansen.
6:00 Kevin's daughter wants to meet some teenage boys; Jen unrelenting.
7:50 Kevin bribes potential boyfriends with parts in a Ben Affleck movie.
8:10 Ralph battling a head-cold. JD and cough medicine on the menu.
8:55 Quote: "Make a wish!"
9:40 Kevin recalls filming the ShortCom, this week.
13:25 Quote: "This audience would eat it up with a spoon!"
15:00 Shout-outs: Lady friend and Tito from Cudaje enjoy an angry Christian Bale rant.
17:35 Chris and Michael have their sexuality doubted, and Bane steps in. Kevin did wasted Bane on this weeks SModCast. Fries Girl on the special olympics.
20:40 Kevin fascinated by Xander from Belgium's name. Ralph's mic cuts out. Paraplegic call back from HBO 22.
25:00 In-floor fighting at The Laugh Factory, speaker or air-con: your choice.
26:30 Larry and Lynne from Rochester Hills, leave their 5 kids at home to celebrate their 18th anniversary. Shannon Doherty unaware of Ralph's Al Pacino. Pacino process on Fox discussed. Kevin on demon exorcism.
31:20 Diana, Joe, Wendy, etc. complete the family. Joe getting the snip. David Bowie says goodbye to Joe's sperm count.
34:30 Email bag: Ralph sat on his own balls. Lauren refuses to give up her rusty sheriffs badge for Trevor. Huell Howser offers color commentary.
37:40 Dude asks Kevin to tell Samia that he loves her.
39:45 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Shannon Marshall asks for Frank N. Furter, while she pleasures herself.
42:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Robin Sachs.
43:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Stuart Freeborn.
45:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Petra Vallos (?). Huell Howser on Chroma Key. Kevin busts out some Bed-knobs and Broomsticks knowledge.
48:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Rick Huxley. Bits and Pieces. Ralph has a cold bed in Hell.
50:25 SModCo ads.
54:25 Hollywood Helper: Charlie Sheen sends $10,000 to a Florida girl. Ralph goads Charlie Sheen and offers to buy a "fucked-up dog."
58:10 Ralph notes Kevin is getting more and more cowardly, and tried to keep Ralph away from dangerous horses with "Christopher Reeve." Drinks passed on-stage.
1:00:20 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan moved back in with her mother as she is flat broke. Herbie seeing other cars. The Canyons has distributor; IFC. Shriek in audience causes confusion.
1:02:30 Script described, Kevin looking forward to seeing it.
1:03:00 Steve Martin a first-time father at 67 years-old. Ralph ponders said child's future. All details secret. Steve Martin card discussed.
1:05:40 Alec Baldwin to become a father. "Joy."
1:06:40 Ralph plays the Pig Tape.
1:07:55 Quote: "Boo-ah!"
1:08:00 Kim Kardashian has date set for divorce trial.
1:10:15 Honey Boo Boo's mom to be on Dancing with the Stars (allegedly). "I-can't-see-anything-face-face."
1:11:50 Britney Spears on schedule to perform at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas. Kevin educates on Planet Hollywood. "Where's the chacket?!"
1:14:05 Amanda Bynes leaves her door wide open, and all of her light bulbs are red.
1:15:45 Matthew MacConnaughey releasing clothing line next month; JKL.
1:17:15 All 6 Bonds to be on-stage at the Oscars, this year, but no: no Piers Brosnan. Sean Connery in a jet-pac.
1:19:00 Movies That Will Suck: Jean Claude Van Damme rewrites Oc**ns Eleven, as Swelter. (Ralph ejects someone from The Laugh Factory). Will Smith's hip-hop remake of Annie; Willow said 'no.' Whip My Hair Back played.
1:20:40 A Good Day To Die Hard discussed.
1:23:00 Ted Nugent at the State of the Union meeting. Ralph plays the CBS interview.
1:25:20 The Black Keys Vs. Justin Bieber. Lot of love for Patrick Carney. Well done, sir.
1:26:05 Quote: "I'll get right in your face, you prick!"
1:27:35 Lady Gaga cancels tour due to surgery. Joke filed. "It's in the file! Go fuck yourself!"
1:28:50 New Courtney Stodden track. I'm not even posting it. Fuck that track. Ralph compares her to Angelene.
1:30:30 Geek News: Ray Faulk of IL died and liked Lucan and the Powers of Matthew Star, and left his estate to the lead actors.
1:34:40 Gifts handed out. Free Babble-On t-shirt for lady.
1:35:30 Spider-Man punches a woman in the face. Felicity Jones to play Black Cat.
1:36:40 Lawrence Kasdan confirms upcoming Star Wars movie. Kevin and Ralph menstruate together. What has Ben Kenobi been doing? Han Solo to make a return, as Harrison Ford.
1:40:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.