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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 12/13/2013."
Recorded Fri, 13th Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 15th Dec. 2013
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads.
1:05 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:55 Kevin farted then demanded Ralph make him laugh moments before the show.
2:50 Ralph gives Kevin a Christmas present, a 2 foot Adam West action figure. Kev got Ralph nothing.
3:58 Now Ralph as Adam West as Batman can tell Kevin "You're looking very slender, old chum".
5:00 Pimping the HBO New Year's Eve shows takes a sad, then sexy turn.
6:55 What Strain Is Kevin On: Blue Dream.
8:10 Shout-outs: Lupe and Eric Barrios having a baby. The Germans suggest baby names.
11:20 Christian Meyer. Bill Cosby helps him put in vanilla pudding pop in her different world.
12:20 Megan Madrigal. "So when Ralph said her name that night, it was like she had a friend". Bowie shouts-out Julie & Amy.
18:10 Email bag: Matt clarifies. Lindsay's suing Rockstar not for this likeness, but this one.
19:42 David Collins requests the Grinch song sung by Christopher Walken.
20:40 Ryan from Iowa wants David Lynch to read Twas The Night Before Christmas.
23:45 Could Adam West and Bane sing Little Drummer Boy? Last year's video.
27:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sound of Music actress Eleanor Parker.
32:05 Shit That Should Not Be: In Time car crash scene. No one's in the car, bad physics.
34:40 Exquisite Acting: Anthony Hopkins goes feral on his son in Thor.
36:50 Kev-In: Jesus' birth.
38:15 Kev-In: starred in Elf.
38:45 Kev-In: Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
39:15 HBO Headlines: Kim Kardashian gets bad press for donating only 10% to Philippines.
42:30 Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom.
43:30 Kanye reported to wed Kim at Palace of Versailles.
45:05 Kanye wears mask during entire concert, throws out fan who asked to see his face. Video. "I'm Kanye Motherfucking West".
47:15 Kanye thinks he didn't get enough Grammy nods. Bitches about it during concert.
49:30 Justin Bieber releases new single every week. Kevin: "For like Advent or something?"
50:50 Justin said the media attacking him is just like the bullying that happens in schools.
Bieber: "People forget I'm a human being, and I have to make mistakes to grow stronger."
Ralph: "Like sleeping with Brazilian hookers. I have to do that to grow stronger."
Kevin: "Having sex with hookers is swag, yo."
52:35 Justin Bieber tells teen girl she "look like a beached whale" at hotel pool. Article.
54:00 Kevin retells a story about being called pregnant by a lifeguard on a water slide at 9.
Kevin: "That motherfucker changed my entire life. I've never not gone into a body of water without a shirt on... because some jackass stranger when I was 9 made a comment."
58:20 Lindsay Lohan involved in scuffle that ended with Paris Hilton's brother getting beat up.
1:02:00 Mewes went clubbing after rehab and people who offer him coke.
Ralph: "Where were these clubs again? Fuck I miss cocaine."
1:03:12 Charlie Sheen is back, and he is in love. This time it's real. She's an adult film star.
1:05:25 Kevin Federline is gonna have his sixth kid.
1:06:05 It's Playboy's 60th anniversay this week, First cover.
1:06:20 Kevin took a photo of his wife, Jennifer Schwalbach, nude with Superman for Playboy's 50th. Photo.
1:10:55 Gisele Bundchen wants breastfeeding for a year to be law. Breastfeeding at "work".
1:13:20 Amy Adams gets confused with Isla Fisher. Comparison.
1:14:59 John Cusack and Bruce Willis shooting The Prince. John broke Willis' tooth, cut his lip. Article.
1:16:20 Keanu Reeves' new samurai movie 47 Ronin opened in Japan, only made $1.3 million. Ralph's Keanu impression. Ralph: "You can't cast Keanu Reeves as a Samurai. Didn't we learn that lesson with Tom Cruise?"
1:18:45 Movies That Will Suck: Paramount to reboot Naked Gun movies with Ed Helms.
1:20:40 Movie That Might Suck: Freddie Mercury biopic. Was to star Sasha Baron Cohen, now Ben Whishaw. Changed director to soften image and tell less of the whole story.
1:23:26 Friday's Rebecca Black is back, & she's all grown up and shit. Releases Saturday.
1:26:38 Hollywood Babble-on Fries-Girl Friday Remix by @DJammaster. Ralph berates audience for backing off the fries-girl now.
1:29:09 Geek News: A chocolate Millennium Falcon. Order Here. Ralph reminds Kevin he gave him nothing.
1:31:40 Batmobiles. Kevin keeps interrupting Ralph. Guy creates animated series Batmobile for real. Video.
1:33:43 The Godzilla trailer debuted this week. The guys are pretty excited about it.
1:38:25 Sony hires brain trust, announces spinoffs of Amazing Spider-Man. Venom and The Sinister 6.
1:41:36 Kevin defends. Wizard magazine X-Men casting call predicts Patrick Stewart.
1:43:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.