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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto, ON on March 21, 2015."
Recorded Sat, 21st Mar. 2015
Released Sun, 22nd Mar. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com The Brothers Brimm
1:50 Kyle Hebert intro (Extended). Garmy chants.
3:40 Ralph on comedic origins in Toronto. "I've been here a lot, so, whatever." Kevin on tourism in Toronto."Oooh, smell that Tim Hortons, eh?!"
7:00 Kevin on Jen picking up Harley from High School. (Homeless guy pulls his cock out). "I couldn't get a good picture!" "It was fucking huge!" "The guy looked exactly like Ralph with a beard!"
11:11 Kevin and Harley's text exchange. "Big as a homeless man's dick!"
12:30 Mallrats II news. Shannen Doherty confirms she's in Mallrats sequel via twitter guy. "Fuck yeah!" - Shando. "Let's see if Ben Affleck wants to do the movie!" "Fuck you, man!"
16:40 Shout-outs: Corey on A/V detail. Martine, Sharon and Megan get Pee Wee Herman doing Mahna Mahna.
18:30 Adam and Toe-thumbs Serena prematurely celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss. Huell Howser digs toe-thumbs.
21:15 Keith and Amanda Bone invocate Sexy Kev to the Land of Freaks.
23:30 Billy DeTour "Oh, that's him!" and Susan from Rochester, NY, enjoy Asian Lady Hands.
25:47 Dynamic Duets: I Want You Back by The Jackson Five. (Difficulty Level: 9).
28:00 Dave Woodley killed upon identification. Creepy Clown Gollum. "That's better than Andy Serkis!"
31:50 Adam et al, and teacher wives recieve advice of disciplining students via The Germans. "Everything's better with a gun!" The True North Trilogy discussed.
34:10 Glen "Yaaaaargh!" has a ruptured achilles tendon. Bowie Birthday wishes. "Finish him!"
37:37 Email bag: Greg sends in the Super Golden Girls.
39:10 Lucia Pitalles artwork. Rambo. Walter White. Scarface.
40:35 Ross Underwood sends in Jaques de Cock.
41:18 Arnie Sings: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, by Wham.
43:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gene Gene the Dancing Machine. Dance.
45:30 Tinseltown stiff: Lou Silverstone. Bats Man.
47:20 Tinseltown stiff: Mike Porcaro. Africa by Toto played.
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Andy Fraser. All Right Now by Free played.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: A. J. Pero. We're Not Gona Take It Anymore video discussed, and played.
51:50 Exquisite Acting: Tony Banks sends in David Carusso "Glad he ate her." Video.
54:51 Shit That Should Not Be: Jonathan Lew sends in Monsters Inc. Hoax debunked. "A proper rogering." "Fifty Shades of Boo."
58:40 HBO Headlines: Slew of D.I.Y. programmes. Mr. T. announces I Pity The Tool!
1:01:00 Harrison Ford to narrate a National Geographic documentary.1:01:53 Kevin Bacon is a spokesperson for eggs. National Egg Fuckers. Drink for Ralph. "I fuckin' love Canada!"
1:03:30 Ralph asks Kevin if he knows his Bacon number. "The Lowest American acheivement there is ..." Gift given.
1:05:30 Sylvester Stallone announces S.T.R.O.N.G. Kurt Cobain takes a hit, as does Sly. Nirvana-puns. Sly asks to be on Mallrats. The David Carusso noise by Sly and Arnie. Ralph and Kevin unlikely to watch.
1:09:13 AP on Robert Durst. All for the nookie.
1:11:04 Dustin Diamond allegedly stabbed a dude on Christmas. Smirnoff Ice. "Stabbed By The Bell."
1:13:45 Michael Phelps showering in gold. Dominatrix.
1:15:40 Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell, No! announced. Kevin worked with Tara Reid this week. Potential part in Moose Jaws.
1:16:45 Kim Kardashian: KUWTK Series 10 premiere. Bieber is dessert. Full Time Job. Angry Ralph peeps out. I'm so lucky. Congrats. Swish. Kayne to headline Glastonbury. Petition. Scott Disick in Atlanta. It's all about the Benjamin's.
1:22:30 Jessica Simpson video. Full video. Full Carusso.
1:24:30 JoGoLev in Fraggle Rock.
1:26:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ralph fucks with Kevin. Alex Winter announces Bill & Ted 3. "Shooting soon or never." Kevin advocates John Wick. Ralph blasts 47 Ronin. Pixels trailer released. Ralph unimpressed. Audence split.
1:30:10 Tadolph Switler attacked by cat. meOW.
1:31:40 Alanis Morrisette inducted into the Canadian Music all of Fame.
1:32:40 Heather Mills pissed at being asked about Paul McCartney. "Changing the world." Wow.
1:34:25 Justin Bieber: Egg guy suing Bieber again, Fight in Vegas with David Arquette. Thumbs. #BieberRoast. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber!"
1:39:20 Geek News: New Avengers Commercial. Frame.
1:41:45 Darth Vader robs a bank. "Shit just got real." "This is not the Vader you're looking for." "Shut up and let Frank talk!"
1:44:15 Burt Reynolds upset over the death of Leonard Nimoy. Takes a swipe at Shatner.
1:45:45 Jeremiah Rivera wins the internet with Friends/Harry Potter crossover.
1:47:30 Clerks 3 shoots in June, Mallrats 2 begins at the end of 2015. Ralph is in Mallrats 2!
1:49:25 Kevin and Harley text back and forth. "Mice and the Affleck duck." Joke filed. "I'll be dead by then." Old Ralph.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.