Hollywood Babble-On 82

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take out their uru hammers and desecrate the loos of Hogwarts."
Runtime: 1:08:46
Recorded Tue, 12th May 2012
Released Wed, 14th May 2012

0:00 SModCo ads.
4:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.

4:50 Tomorrow is Mother's Day. Ralph with a heartfelt message to Mom's.
5:20 Kevin can't make dick jokes when thinking of his mother. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
6:10 Jay Mohr filling in next week. Kevin asks if Ralph ever tried to suck his own dick. Kevin's Inner Monologue.
6:30 Shout-outs: Robbie Miles moved to LA from Australia. Shout-out to friend Bryce.
9:15 Edward Platero from London, Ontario asks if Kevin will be in the Street Hockey Tournament in Brantford. Sadly, not this year. Kevin explains past years experiences.
11:11 Freddy Balasteros almost caught up on older HBO's. Kevin on HBO Time Travel. Ed Wynn Goodfella. (Difficulty level: 8).
12:00 Quote: "You are my density."
13:10 Email bag: Jen Schmidt sent in this
14:15 Bethany Anne Nicolas writes in; balls are going to take a while to arrive. Celebrates 31st birthday.
16:15 Edelweiss. Lucas remake poster.
17:20 Guy from Cornwall writes in with an amusing Octomom jokette.
18:00 Travolta massage.
18:35 Kev-In: Dan Louisell working on theme. Kev-In TumblrWatchmen. Total Recall not available. Avengers.
20:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Vidal Sassoon1980's ad.
21:00 Quotes: "Too Sassoon?" "Thank you for the applau."
21:40 Kevin plugs Rosemary's Baby. Kevin met Vidal, last year.
24:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek extra (video unavailable).
26:00 Exquisite Acting: JP from NJ sent in Rosie O'Donnell in Riding the Bus with my Sister.
28:10 HBO Headlines: Dark Shadows opens to mixed critical reaction. Johnny Depp's fingernails cause bathroom problems.
31:05 Thor will be getting a sequel, as will Captain America. Kevin on Grumpy Captain America.
33:15 Avengers High.
34:00 Activist group mad about Thor's orphan joke. Ralph replies.
35:35 Quote: "Local celebrity Ralph Garman ..."
35:50 Britney Spears to judge on the X Factor.
37:00 Are You There, Chelsea? Cancelled. Ralph ecstatic. #Schadenfreude "Took place in the 40's." Whitney renewed.
38:40 Dane Cook sitcom bought.
38:55 John Travolta tries to defend himself. Second masseur comes forward.
40:20 Quote: "Hump the table."
42:25 Quote: "Ass-action suit."
43:45 Kevin on his own personal massages.
44:40 Woody Allen says Lindsay Lohan will win an Oscar in 5 years, and would like to work with her.
46:10 Lady Gaga to appear on The Simpsons.
46:20 Jada Pinkett Smith interviewed by Willow Smith. Does not want to be famous. Ralph on kids with fame.
49:50 SModCo Internet Television released. Classic Babble-On.
51:45 Movies That Will Suck: Dear Satan. Smurfs 2, and 3. The Starving Games.
54:10 Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Japan (2014). Kevin promotes.
55:00 Quote: "Hogswalt."
55:33 Geek News: Iron Man 3 in the works. Rebecca Hall to play female lead.
57:00 Female geek schools Ralph and Kevin.
57:44 Kick Ass 2 in the works, via Universal.
58:30 David Arquette's Wonder Woman tattoo.
59:20 Star Wars on her thighs.
1:00:30 Kevin got a new tattoo. "In SMod I Trust."
1:00:50 DC Batman on the 5-day forecast. Ralph unimpressed.
1:02:30 Batman #1 sold for $850k. Kevin shown Action Comics #1 at Bret Ratner's house.
1:04:30 Luke Purcell, 8 year-old Batman, alerts the authorities of a house fire.
1:05:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.