Hollywood Babble-On 86

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Kev's away, but LOVELINE's Mike Catherwood pitches in as Ralph's guest co-host."
Runtime: 1:29:48
Recorded Sat, 9th June 2012
Released Mon, 11th June 2012

Special guest host: Make Catherwood.

Tonight's sponsor: Audible.com
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:15 Intro by Kyle Hebert.

2:50 Ralph on why he hasn't got his leather jacket.
3:45 Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
4:20 Ralph introduces Mike Catherwood, and plugs his upcoming shows. Mike explains The Choice. Wrongly listed as engaged on the Lovitz Website. Bianca Kajlich.
8:15 Ralph plugs Audible.com.
9:10 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Barbara Eden - Jeannie Out of the Bottle.
12:30 Kevin and Mike have a reunion today, as they worked at K-ROQ together. Mike explains.
14:24 Shout-outs: Lydia and Marion from Berlin luck out as Kevin is away. Dr. Strangelove impression.
17:05 Cathy and Jennifer ask for a Gene Simmons impression from Mike.
18:50 Corey and Matt celebrate Jim's belated birthday. Christian Bale Batman greetings.
20:10 Mike Z and Stacy celebrating one month anniversary. A virtual clusterfuck of sound effects.
21:45 Dave Mustaine from Megadeth at The Lovitz.
22:15 Ricardo and Moises ask for a Rudy Cesneros shout-out.
22:45 Quote: "Fuck ... and may I add ... you!"
24:50 Crowster and Shazbat and Alan are chastised by Jon Lovitz. Podcast and life advice from Ralph.
26:50 Quote: "Bono, Edge ... Larry."
28:00 Email bag: Angelica from Denver asks about the Mr. Rogers Remix song. Stoned in altitude.
30:00 Justin from Oklahoma asks for Sean Connery to slap his woman around, and ask for baby names.
32:05 Molly completes her Masters degree. Dustin asks for Bowie-congratulations.
33:10 Adam in London sang the Kim Kardashian, Who Gives A Fuck? to Kim Kardashian! Rasme Khartunia chastises Adam.
34:41 Fries Girl impression of Dustin Hoffman as Rain Man.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Herb ReedOnly You.
37:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Bob WelchSentimental Lady.
38:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard DawsonBeverage.
40:11 Tinseltown Stiff: Kathryn JoostenPic.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Mr. TrololoVideo.
42:25 Quote: "Fuckin' Russians." Dr. Drew loved Mr. Trololo.
43:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Ray BradburyFuck Me, Ray Bradbury.
44:40 Hollywood Helpers: Woody Harrelson gave a guy $40 for weed. "Cock'n'weed."
46:25 Shit That Should Not Be: (Mike suggests a Metallica parody theme). Alan from Altuna, Pennsylvania sends in Inglourious Bastards. Ralph sings Edelweiss.
49:50 Exquisite Acting: Spider Mann sends in Christopher Walken in The Dead Zone.
51:18 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus engaged to Thor Jr.
52:05 Quotes: "A pig and a bucket ..." "A waterfall of pussy ..." "Married to a llama with saggy A-cups," "Fried egg titties," "Tube-socks with tennis balls," "If you die in a year ..." "Crikey! Me redneck's dead!" "Airtight!" "Cum vegemite!" *Digeridoo sounds.*
54:45 Kristen Stewart moans about her status among the press. Mike and Ralph can't understand her way of understanding.
56:20 Nick Jonas dating Stephanie Leigh Schlund. Nick Jonas on The Choice with Mike. Mike reveals some details about working with him.
57:25 Quote: "Chlamydia ring." 
59:00 Justin Bieber fans storm the Rockefeller Center. Mike wonders on Justin Bieber's longevity. Justin's pubes discussed.
1:00:30 Quote: "His pubes look like Blanche Deveraux."
1:01:00 Bam Margera kayaks off a 100 ft waterfallHernia.
1:02:10 Hugh Hefner back with Crystal Harris.
1:04:00 Kim Kardashian travelling with Kanye West. Road crew unimpressed. Reading Nietzsche. Kris Jenner struggles to buy cakes. Air Yeezy 2's.
1:07:30 John Travolta's secretary says John had an affair with his private pilot.
1:09:05 Lindsay Lohan filming Liz and Dick and her tits pop out. "Tits akimbo."
1:10:50 Car crash.
1:11:45 Octomom cancels stripping appearance.
1:12:45 Ralph talks into the vagina.
1:13:15 Courtney Stodden won't go away. "Comedy" videos.
1:14:20 Amanda Bynes tweets the President.
1:15:30 The Munsters remake casting news.
1:16:15 Joey Lawrence says no to a Blossom reunion.
1:17:45 Movies That Will Suck: Scary Movie 5. Ashton Kutcher's Smokey and the Bandit.
1:19:00 Geek News: Superman costume to be auctioned.
1:20:10 Justice League Movie in the works. Starts with the Superman movie.
1:20:50 Warner's has the rights to the 1960's Batman TV show. Merch and DVD releases on the horizon.
1:21:45 Embarrassing merch: Spider-Man dagger. Punisher handgun. Wonder Woman scissors. Wolverine inflatable. Superman pillow. Pillow complimented.
1:23:50 Brazillian man dresses as The Hulk, with industrial paint. "Sad Tom Sizemore."
1:25:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.