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Comments: "In the Headlines? BABBLE! In the Geek News? BABBLE! An all-BABBLE news home show!"
Runtime: 1:07:04
Recorded Fri, 8th Mar. 2014
Released Tues, 11th Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:40 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:30 3 Big Babble-On stories coming your way!
6:55 First story: Jay, Ralph and Kevin coming to the UK!
- HBO. Vicar Street, Dublin. June 28th
- HBO. O2 Academy, Birmingham. June 29th
- HBO & Groovy Movie. Hammersmith Apollo London. July 1st.
- J&SBGO Coleston Hall, Bristol. July 2nd.
- J&SBGO Manchester Apollo, Manchester. July 3rd.
Tickets at seeSMod.com.
9:50 "Put your ham in my knot!"
19:15 Second story: Kevin plugs Comic Book Men, and reveals HBO will make a pilot for AMC.
27:45 Kevin berates Shecky for interrupting the Babble-On Secret Origins.
34:30 "I saw Hollywood Babble-On before they replaced Ralph Garman with Joe Rogan!"
35:00 Kevin mentions Sunday Jeff.
36:40 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
39:00 Third story: '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet, with Ralph and Kevin )Available May 21st, dig. June 4th paper). BatHistory.
55:00 Alex Ross Justice League.
59:15 Ty Templeton, Alex Ross and Adam West possible guests at the FatCave.
1:04:00 Ralph tries to make Kevin cry. No HBO next week.
Hollywood Babble-On 159: February 28, 2014
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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke.
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob Casale. Girl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface.
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf.
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
SoundCloud: Link
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 02/28/2014."
Runtime: 2:08:03
Recorded Fri, 28th Feb. 2014
Released Mon, 3rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike) DAVE school
4:20 Kyle Hebert intro.
5:15 Alley way/Green Room awkward moment: Ralph's pre-show public piss and K-ROQ theater piss. "Pulleys and levers involved ..." "The Aquatic Vortex."
11:00 Kevin mocked for his lack of Palm-Knowledge.
12:10 Ralph Blows: "2.6" is Ralph' "37." T-shirt.
13:50 Ralph Blows jingles. "The Stairway To Heaven of Ralph Blows." Ralph reads the prizes. Hat/beanie. (0.58), (1.2), (0.18).
20:15 Shout-outs: LA Alan asks for Sly Stallone to sing Birthday by The Beatles.
22:10 Corey and Natalie from Sydney, Australia are sat right in the doorway. "It's hard to a woman that attractive with such little self-esteem." "That's not a knife!" "For some of us ..."
25:30 JP Cutter and the Lonely Applau. The Saddest HBO email ever. Al Pacino advice. Ralph buys JP a drink.
29:40 Derek and Jane from Erie, Coloradoget embarrassed in front of their kids. "You must have put it in her nostril!" "Can someone grab her balls, please?" Kevin given treats. Dr. Josh with a well-placed ñom-ñom-ñom. Huell Howser on salt. "I got your balls in my mouth!" David Bowie birthday wishes to Jane.
37:25 Email bag: "Alright everybody calm the fuck down!" Ralph bought a plethora of drinks. "Fuck you!"
39:10 Ralph Vs. The Waiter. Peder from Sweden tattoo's himself a Ralph. "Fresh ink!" "My career is not going to last as long as that tattoo."
43:00 Arnies "It's A Hard Knock Life," from Annie.
44:44 Scott in Dubai sent Ralph Burt Ward singing Orange Colored Sky.
46:00 Eric from Toronto sent in a pic. "We get Bieber, they get Batman! That's not fair!"
47:30 Dynamic Duets: New video intro. Potential album and tour in the works. You've Lost That Loving Feeling. Kevin hints that he could make an album and give the proceeds to The Wayne Foundation. "What's in it for me?! It's not Christmas!"
51:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Henson. "He can't spend it now, can he?!"
52:55 Tinseltown stiff: Jim Lange. Awesome Michael Jackson joke.
55:55 Tinseltown stiff: Bob Casale. Girl U Want.
57:00 Tinseltown stiff: Harold Ramis. Stripes video.
1:02:20 Hollywood Helpers: Seth Rogen takes on The Senate. Kevin recalls Seth on Zack and Miri Make A Porno.
1:06:40 SModCo ads: squarespace.com (Offer code: turnpike)
1:08:45 Exquisite Acting: Tom sends in Meryl Streep in She Devil. "I'm an artist!"
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: An American Tail: Feivel Goes West.
1:14:30 Kev-In: Saturday Night Fever, Sweeney Todd, RoboCopy. Kevin asks why Ralph likes this segment.
1:16:20 HBO Headlines: Ralph buzzed, but never fallen asleep on the floor of a casino. "The funniest joke he ever told ..." "The Mexican Chelsea Handler ..!"
1:19:00 Justin Bieber leaves LA, heads to Buckethead, Atlanta. Buckethead Manifesto. Ralph threatens to walk off-stage. On Jizzurp and weed binge. Feelings hurt by meme. New single, Broken.
Ralph's autotune.
1:26:20 Kim Kardashian amazes Kev with the inner workings of a private escort. Storms out of event after comedian in blackface.
1:29:30 Kanye West meltdown on Seth Myers.
1:31:50 Dope embarrasses Liverpool by wanting to be Pamela Anderson.
1:33:25 Big Jimmy Thompson creates a Shia LeBeouf theme. Jaden Smith tweets Shia LeBeouf.
1:35:45 Matthew Perry to remake The Odd Couple. Ralph gives a plot description. "I loooove it!"
1:37:50 Space Jam 2 in the works, with LeBron James. John Travolta in gummi bear. That fucking awful gummi bear song played. HBOhelper doesn't link.
1:42:20 Ralph Blows becoming a problem.
1:42:40 Geek News: Flash on the way.
1:44:00 Guardians of the Galaxy trailer released. "Doughy."
1:47:40 Adam Driver to be the new Star Wars movies.
1:49:15 Gotham on Fox looks promising. Casting news.
1:50:25 Heroes returning.
1:52:00 Fantastic Forecast.
1:55:30 President Obama dickteases Ralph, announcing the birth of Iron Man.
1:58:30 Ralph Blows: 0.11. Ralph gives stuff away.
2:01:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 158: February 14, 2014
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Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv on Friday, February 14, 2014."
Runtime: 2:12:53
Recorded Fri, 14th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 16th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school (Kevin reveals that he reached out to the DAVE school for a little help on TUSK).
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:38 Kevin asks Ralph if he has seen Blank, which he was impressed with.
4:20 "S. Large," causes a rift, and Kevin mocks Ralph's 'cum-catcher. No HBO next week. "Are you here by yourself, you look like a person who would be here alone ..." "You're nimble as a cat!" Sly Large proposes to his girlfriend, Emma, and she says yes!
9:25 "It's Valentines Day, put a dick in your mouth!"
9:45 Listener created a game, and Ralph loses the details, but it involves a breathalyzer. "Ralph Blows!" 0.00
"Booze or dudes?!" 2.6: God Level. "We'll blow at the end of the show!"
15:15 Shout-outs: Barry and Helen Jones from Wales are regaled by Ralph's whalesong. Public humiliation. "No, she looks pissed!"
18:30 Byron and Alicia from Kansas are friends, "lies Byron." Bowie steps in. "Come on, at least give him a handy!"
21:45 Philip Ostercamp and Alicia ask for marital advice from The Germans!
24:00 Joe and Ivan with Bill Cosby.
25:50 Jake and Heather 2.6 support each other through a car wreck, and have Al Pacino and Sexy Kevin enable a good dose of Vitamin D.
29:15 Email bag: Ralph stole from Joel Schumacher.
31:20 Lucas asks for Arnie to sing Supercalefredgelisticexpialadocious.
33:00 Nico sends in Battman batteries.
33:20 Matt sends in Spider-Man.
34:10 Tim Ridley says Adam West released a song, Miranda. Kevin would like to release an album.
36:15 Dynamic Duets: Marty would like Without Us, the theme from Family Ties.
38:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ralph Waite. Waltons video.
42:26 Tinseltown stiff: Sid Caesar.
44:20 Tinseltown stiff: Shirley Temple. Ralph gushes over Ms. Temple. The Little Rebel. "I'm developing nipples!" Ralph getting wasted.
50:30 Hollywood Helpers: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum off for charity via Reddit AMA. Ralph reveals he was Will Ferrell's neighbour, before SNL. Ralph's Neil Diamond impression.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Alison from Providence, RI .. the Worst Stunt in History. Kevin defends. "The douche is strong with this one!"
1:00:14 Exquisite Acting: Alan from NJ asks about the Star Wars prequels. Kevin likes, Ralph not. Acting comp. "Sand in his dick?!" "It's about 4 hours long!" "I HATE YOU!" Kevin advocates Shattered Glass.
1:04:20 Kev-In: (Kevin is audibly annoyed with this segment by this point). Putin. Goodbye Horses. Famous Anymore.
1:07:07 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeough is Not Famous Anymore. Kevin summarizes. "The Level of assholery ..." #IAmSorry. Ralph plugs Jensen Carp. "There's his listener ..." #IAmSorryToo
1:17:00 Justin Bieber arrest video leak. Worries over video content. Madame Tussaudes removing the Bieber dummy.
1:20:10 Farrah Abraham releases a second porn movie, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Virgin Forever. Kevin thin.
1:20:22 Kim Kardashian pissed over Kanye West's smell. "We're out of milk! Botox!"
1:23:45 Ralph looking forward to Beetlejuice 2.
1:25:20 Ralph lays into Kevin's buddy, Sam Ruben. Samuel L. Jackson owns.
1:33:35 John Travolta says he is the next Bond Villain.
1:35:20 Madonna's skincare line for sale in Japan. Ralph takes a swipe at Marlee Matlin. "I didn't deafen her!" MDNA. Ralph wasted. "It's the Walking Dead!"
1:38:00 Dr. Conrad Murray sued by the European Michael Jackson Fan Club.
1:39:20 Billy Ray Cyrus to release a new Achy Breaky 2 C-Rap.
1:41:40 The Worst Song Ever Created In The Entire History Of Music: Ice JJ Fish - On The Floor.
1:43:40 Geek News: New Black Widow movie in the works, via Marvel.
1:44:40 Gotham series hotting up. Casting.
1:47:40 New Wolverine cat. Cat gets tested.
1:49:00 L.A. Superheroes under Smith scrutiny.Video 1.Video 2.
1:54:00 Baby see's Superman fly for the first time. BatFleck.
1:56:15 Ralph Blows: 0.10 .. Heather gets a hug. Fiance brought onto the stage. Loss of control. Babble marriage!
2:03:00 Kevin marries Heather and Jake. Oath made.
2:08:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv on Friday, February 14, 2014."
Runtime: 2:12:53
Recorded Fri, 14th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 16th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads. DAVE school (Kevin reveals that he reached out to the DAVE school for a little help on TUSK).
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:38 Kevin asks Ralph if he has seen Blank, which he was impressed with.
4:20 "S. Large," causes a rift, and Kevin mocks Ralph's 'cum-catcher. No HBO next week. "Are you here by yourself, you look like a person who would be here alone ..." "You're nimble as a cat!" Sly Large proposes to his girlfriend, Emma, and she says yes!
9:25 "It's Valentines Day, put a dick in your mouth!"
9:45 Listener created a game, and Ralph loses the details, but it involves a breathalyzer. "Ralph Blows!" 0.00
"Booze or dudes?!" 2.6: God Level. "We'll blow at the end of the show!"
15:15 Shout-outs: Barry and Helen Jones from Wales are regaled by Ralph's whalesong. Public humiliation. "No, she looks pissed!"
18:30 Byron and Alicia from Kansas are friends, "lies Byron." Bowie steps in. "Come on, at least give him a handy!"
21:45 Philip Ostercamp and Alicia ask for marital advice from The Germans!
24:00 Joe and Ivan with Bill Cosby.
25:50 Jake and Heather 2.6 support each other through a car wreck, and have Al Pacino and Sexy Kevin enable a good dose of Vitamin D.
29:15 Email bag: Ralph stole from Joel Schumacher.
31:20 Lucas asks for Arnie to sing Supercalefredgelisticexpialadocious.
33:00 Nico sends in Battman batteries.
33:20 Matt sends in Spider-Man.
34:10 Tim Ridley says Adam West released a song, Miranda. Kevin would like to release an album.
36:15 Dynamic Duets: Marty would like Without Us, the theme from Family Ties.
38:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ralph Waite. Waltons video.
42:26 Tinseltown stiff: Sid Caesar.
44:20 Tinseltown stiff: Shirley Temple. Ralph gushes over Ms. Temple. The Little Rebel. "I'm developing nipples!" Ralph getting wasted.
50:30 Hollywood Helpers: Will Ferrell and Chad Smith drum off for charity via Reddit AMA. Ralph reveals he was Will Ferrell's neighbour, before SNL. Ralph's Neil Diamond impression.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Alison from Providence, RI .. the Worst Stunt in History. Kevin defends. "The douche is strong with this one!"
1:00:14 Exquisite Acting: Alan from NJ asks about the Star Wars prequels. Kevin likes, Ralph not. Acting comp. "Sand in his dick?!" "It's about 4 hours long!" "I HATE YOU!" Kevin advocates Shattered Glass.
1:04:20 Kev-In: (Kevin is audibly annoyed with this segment by this point). Putin. Goodbye Horses. Famous Anymore.
1:07:07 HBO Headlines: Shia LeBeough is Not Famous Anymore. Kevin summarizes. "The Level of assholery ..." #IAmSorry. Ralph plugs Jensen Carp. "There's his listener ..." #IAmSorryToo
1:17:00 Justin Bieber arrest video leak. Worries over video content. Madame Tussaudes removing the Bieber dummy.
1:20:10 Farrah Abraham releases a second porn movie, Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. Virgin Forever. Kevin thin.
1:20:22 Kim Kardashian pissed over Kanye West's smell. "We're out of milk! Botox!"
1:23:45 Ralph looking forward to Beetlejuice 2.
1:25:20 Ralph lays into Kevin's buddy, Sam Ruben. Samuel L. Jackson owns.
1:33:35 John Travolta says he is the next Bond Villain.
1:35:20 Madonna's skincare line for sale in Japan. Ralph takes a swipe at Marlee Matlin. "I didn't deafen her!" MDNA. Ralph wasted. "It's the Walking Dead!"
1:38:00 Dr. Conrad Murray sued by the European Michael Jackson Fan Club.
1:39:20 Billy Ray Cyrus to release a new Achy Breaky 2 C-Rap.
1:41:40 The Worst Song Ever Created In The Entire History Of Music: Ice JJ Fish - On The Floor.
1:43:40 Geek News: New Black Widow movie in the works, via Marvel.
1:44:40 Gotham series hotting up. Casting.
1:47:40 New Wolverine cat. Cat gets tested.
1:49:00 L.A. Superheroes under Smith scrutiny.Video 1.Video 2.
1:54:00 Baby see's Superman fly for the first time. BatFleck.
1:56:15 Ralph Blows: 0.10 .. Heather gets a hug. Fiance brought onto the stage. Loss of control. Babble marriage!
2:03:00 Kevin marries Heather and Jake. Oath made.
2:08:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 157: February 7, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 2/7/2014"
Runtime: 1:37:05
Recorded Fri, 7th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 9th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:55 Ralph's childhood hero, McGruff the Crime Dog, is going to jail for 16 years.
5:33 Special guest in attendance tonight. Director of Sharktopus Declan O'Brien.
6:26 Shout-outs: Cory and Mike. "Do you know anyone from Dr. Who?" Huell Howser.
10:18 Joey, Niah, Tim. Al Pacino welcomes and congratulates a pregnancy.
11:53 Dagmar & Tannar. Bowie sang some hits in German. Bowie congratulates anniversary.
16:00 Eric, his spectacular mustache, & Natalie. Kevin is so baked. Sexy Kev & anal woes.
Kev: "Maybe it's like a biblical asshole? Better a camel to pass through this asshole than a rich man to get in Heaven." ... Ralph: "You told her to dress up like a female NFL player."
20:50 Email bag: Jeff wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing the Snow Miser song.
Ralph quoting the email: "'Here's to another 5 years.' We've only been doing it 3."
23:07 Jennifer made Kevin and Ralph cake pops. 1, 2, 3. Kev: "We look like friends!"
24:39 Ken sends in Vin Diesel dancing to Goodbye Horses.
26:19 Ray altered a luggage trolly at LAX. Welcome to LA. Put a dick in your mouth. Photo.
27:00 Dynamic Duets: Dan Forton wrote a theme song. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
30:10 Smodco ads.
40:42 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bull, actor, Little House on the Prairie. Photo.
44:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Maximilian Schell, stage and film actor. Clip.
45:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, actor. Clip. Kevin's PSH.
52:40 Hollywood Helper: Clint Eastwood saved a choking man. Ralph does Clint Eastwood.
54:42 Shit That Should Not Be: Live and Let Die 007 custom tarot cards. Clip. Screenshot.
57:43 Exquisite Acting: Peter O'Toole in The Ruling Class. Clip.
59:39 Kev-In: Ron Burgundy. Billy Jack remake. The Joy of Painting.
1:01:37 HBO Headlines: The Bieber flight crew speaks out. Sucking on titties. Gay kiss.
1:07:16 Kevin forgets they did the White House petition story last week.
1:08:21 Katy Perry took John Mayer to a strip club after the Super Bowl. Photo.
1:10:00 Kylie Jenner hospitalized after sharing trampoline with Khloe Kardashian. Photo.
1:11:25 Miley Cyrus in W magazine. Cover photo. Tits out. Sounds like an idiot in article.
1:12:58 Celebrity Boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX. (since cancelled)
1:14:55 BBC Chinese New Year, Year of the Whores closed captioning mistake.
1:16:43 Sony snaps up Tusk for distribution all over the world. Article. #walrusyes
1:20:09 Sylvester Stallone did not rip off idea for Expendables from book. Sly's response. "Books?! Who reads books? You're being rude."
1:21:07 Movies That Will Suck: Zombeavers, a zombie beaver movie. Al Pacino as zombie beaver.
1:23:15 Olivia Newton-John announces Vegas residency. Ralph masturbated to "Let's Get Physical"
1:24:32 Crazy guy rushed onto stage at a Taylor Swift concert. Clip. Photo.
1:26:31 Awful Canadian band Skinny Puppy suing US Government for using their music as torture at Guantanamo Bay.
1:28:34 Geek News: AMC announces The Preacher is coming to TV.
1:30:04 Michigan Protectors, real life super heroes, leadership in question. Michigan Batman.
1:31:27 Back to the Future musical to start in London in 2015.
1:32:22 Paul Bettany to play The Vision in Avengers 2. Photo.
1:33:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 2/7/2014"
Runtime: 1:37:05
Recorded Fri, 7th Feb. 2014
Released Sun, 9th Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:55 Ralph's childhood hero, McGruff the Crime Dog, is going to jail for 16 years.
5:33 Special guest in attendance tonight. Director of Sharktopus Declan O'Brien.
6:26 Shout-outs: Cory and Mike. "Do you know anyone from Dr. Who?" Huell Howser.
10:18 Joey, Niah, Tim. Al Pacino welcomes and congratulates a pregnancy.
11:53 Dagmar & Tannar. Bowie sang some hits in German. Bowie congratulates anniversary.
16:00 Eric, his spectacular mustache, & Natalie. Kevin is so baked. Sexy Kev & anal woes.
Kev: "Maybe it's like a biblical asshole? Better a camel to pass through this asshole than a rich man to get in Heaven." ... Ralph: "You told her to dress up like a female NFL player."
20:50 Email bag: Jeff wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing the Snow Miser song.
Ralph quoting the email: "'Here's to another 5 years.' We've only been doing it 3."
23:07 Jennifer made Kevin and Ralph cake pops. 1, 2, 3. Kev: "We look like friends!"
24:39 Ken sends in Vin Diesel dancing to Goodbye Horses.
26:19 Ray altered a luggage trolly at LAX. Welcome to LA. Put a dick in your mouth. Photo.
27:00 Dynamic Duets: Dan Forton wrote a theme song. "Ain't No Mountain High Enough".
30:10 Smodco ads.
40:42 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bull, actor, Little House on the Prairie. Photo.
44:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Maximilian Schell, stage and film actor. Clip.
45:36 Tinseltown Stiff: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, actor. Clip. Kevin's PSH.
52:40 Hollywood Helper: Clint Eastwood saved a choking man. Ralph does Clint Eastwood.
54:42 Shit That Should Not Be: Live and Let Die 007 custom tarot cards. Clip. Screenshot.
57:43 Exquisite Acting: Peter O'Toole in The Ruling Class. Clip.
59:39 Kev-In: Ron Burgundy. Billy Jack remake. The Joy of Painting.
1:01:37 HBO Headlines: The Bieber flight crew speaks out. Sucking on titties. Gay kiss.
1:07:16 Kevin forgets they did the White House petition story last week.
1:08:21 Katy Perry took John Mayer to a strip club after the Super Bowl. Photo.
1:10:00 Kylie Jenner hospitalized after sharing trampoline with Khloe Kardashian. Photo.
1:11:25 Miley Cyrus in W magazine. Cover photo. Tits out. Sounds like an idiot in article.
1:12:58 Celebrity Boxing match between George Zimmerman and DMX. (since cancelled)
1:14:55 BBC Chinese New Year, Year of the Whores closed captioning mistake.
1:16:43 Sony snaps up Tusk for distribution all over the world. Article. #walrusyes
1:20:09 Sylvester Stallone did not rip off idea for Expendables from book. Sly's response. "Books?! Who reads books? You're being rude."
1:21:07 Movies That Will Suck: Zombeavers, a zombie beaver movie. Al Pacino as zombie beaver.
1:23:15 Olivia Newton-John announces Vegas residency. Ralph masturbated to "Let's Get Physical"
1:24:32 Crazy guy rushed onto stage at a Taylor Swift concert. Clip. Photo.
1:26:31 Awful Canadian band Skinny Puppy suing US Government for using their music as torture at Guantanamo Bay.
1:28:34 Geek News: AMC announces The Preacher is coming to TV.
1:30:04 Michigan Protectors, real life super heroes, leadership in question. Michigan Batman.
1:31:27 Back to the Future musical to start in London in 2015.
1:32:22 Paul Bettany to play The Vision in Avengers 2. Photo.
1:33:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 156: January 31, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Not available
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/31/2014"
Runtime: 1:58:18
Recorded Fri, 31st Jan. 2014
Released Sun, 2nd Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:46 Ralph's on more drugs than Kevin, has a cold.
2:00 Kevin got free tickets to an NHL stadium series game at Dodger stadium.
4:30 Jen and Harley spot Jon Hamm. He leaves early but approached Kev to say "I'm such a huge fucking fan". Leaves Kevin's wife and daughter amazed. Classy guy.
9:20 Happy Chinese New Year, year of the horse. A big year for Sarah Jessica Parker.
9:52 HBO won Best Entertainment & Pop Culture Stitcher award. Thank you listeners/voters!
10:32 What Strain is Kevin On? XJ-13.
11:20 Talking about Ralph getting z contact high on the New Years Eve show.
12:10 Shout-outs: Nick Molina wants Charlton Heston to wish him happy 30th birthday, plus 2 Italian guys.
16:28 Jamie Cook & friends are in the Navy. Ralph's dad was in the Navy. "He saw us with his wife." Huell Howser welcomes. "You guys are all seamen. I love semen. It's amazing"
20:07 Lawrence & Amanda are getting married and want suggestions from Sexy Kev.
21:29 Craig's here without his wife. Sean Connery shares wisdom: Find transvestite hookers.
23:48 Sean Connery come down on Kev's smoking. "The penitent man kneels before pot".
24:26 Steven & his girlfriend Ghoncha (?!) A Scott and a German. Ghoncha jumps on the mic in German. The Germans welcome.
28:00 E-main bag: The replacement DJ James, DJ Josh is introduced.
28:45 Allison from Indiana wants to hear Al Pacino sing "The Bare Necessities".
30:45 Brad from Australia is watching Ralph on NYPD Blue. Ralph discusses his recurring role of Officer Gruden. Shows clip.
Currently none of the photos and videos from this ep have been posted on smodcast.com, but I've linked what I could find.
34:13 Zach from Australia noticed Ralph's Army in Zach and Miri Make a Porno. HBO predicted?
35:20 Pharrel's hat. Sam from Australian sends in Taylor Swift attacked at Grammys. Clip.
37:00 Dynamic Duets: Harry from Newfoundland requests "Islands in the Stream".
39:50 Kevin wants to do a whole album of duets. Ralph resists.
40:15 Smodco ads.
48:58 Tinseltown Stiffs: Pete Seeger, Activist and folk singer. Recorded 100 albums.
52:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Arthur Rankin Jr. Co-founder of Rankin/Bass Productions. Year Without a Santa Clause. Ralph: "Just stay out of my fucking business, Mrs. Clause. That's what he wanted to say to her. You can tell." Ralph's favorite song.
57:01 Tinseltown Stiff: Jim Jacks. Kevin's toughest. Early Kevin Smith believer, Mallrats producer, friend of 20 years.
58:42 How Kevin met Jim Jacks at Sundance. He brought Mallrats to Universal. Kevin and Scott Mosier lived with him. Kevin talks about Jim's career and eulogizes his friend.
1:08:20 Kevin goes to the funeral. Kev has a lot of respect for Sam Raimi.
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin submits Rocky 3 mistake. High school band plays "Gonna Fly Now". Ralph: "How the fuck do they know that song from Rocky 1? Cause in the movie it's not a movie, so there's no song! It made me nuts. That song doesn't exist in Rocky's universe!" And Mr T. autographed a drum. Clip. Rocky impression.
1:15:38 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Gigli.
1:19:21 Kev-In: Supporter of Justin Bieber, Stand-in for Bieber mugshot, Bieber TV series.
1:29:59 HBO Headlines: Bieber smoked weed in air on his jet. Was searched, nothing found.
1:25:44 Bieber arrested in Toronto for slapping a limo driver.
1:26:50 Obama must weigh in on Bieber because of a petetion calling for deportation. Ralph's Obama.
1:29:43 Kim Kardashian and Kanye settle with 18 year old Kanye beat up. $250,000.
1:31:14 Jay: "Shit yeah, we GOTS ta get paid." Kevin: "What the fuck is going on?"
1:31:24 Pharell's hat. Photo.
1:33:41 Miley Cyrus. Kevin spills a drink. New special with Madonna. Kevin busting Ralph's balls come back to bite him in the ass. Picture. Ralph: "Madonna doesn't have to do that. She's Madonna. She's gotta be home by 6 because it's tapioca night."
1:38:22 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel coming back for XXX 3: The Return of Xander Cage.
1:40:18 What if Vin Diesel wanted Ralph to star as Officer Gruden?
1:40:42 Vin Diesel dances and lipsyncs to Katy Perry and Beyonce in this 7 minute video. Goodbye Horses.
1:43:10 Kevin and Ralph are in love.
1:43:37 Geek News: Jesse Eisenberg to star as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Photo. Kevin Defends. Richie Rich vs. Superman. Jeremy Irons to play Alfred.
1:47:13 Gal Gadot signs 3 picture deal starring as Wonder Woman.
1:47:40 Doomed the Movie. Documentary about the never released 1st Fantastic 4. Clip.
1:49:52 Captain America 3, teaser for the teaser. Clip.
1:51:03 There is now an real operating Batterang. Clip.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Not available
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/31/2014"
Runtime: 1:58:18
Recorded Fri, 31st Jan. 2014
Released Sun, 2nd Feb. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:46 Ralph's on more drugs than Kevin, has a cold.
2:00 Kevin got free tickets to an NHL stadium series game at Dodger stadium.
4:30 Jen and Harley spot Jon Hamm. He leaves early but approached Kev to say "I'm such a huge fucking fan". Leaves Kevin's wife and daughter amazed. Classy guy.
9:20 Happy Chinese New Year, year of the horse. A big year for Sarah Jessica Parker.
9:52 HBO won Best Entertainment & Pop Culture Stitcher award. Thank you listeners/voters!
10:32 What Strain is Kevin On? XJ-13.
11:20 Talking about Ralph getting z contact high on the New Years Eve show.
12:10 Shout-outs: Nick Molina wants Charlton Heston to wish him happy 30th birthday, plus 2 Italian guys.
16:28 Jamie Cook & friends are in the Navy. Ralph's dad was in the Navy. "He saw us with his wife." Huell Howser welcomes. "You guys are all seamen. I love semen. It's amazing"
20:07 Lawrence & Amanda are getting married and want suggestions from Sexy Kev.
21:29 Craig's here without his wife. Sean Connery shares wisdom: Find transvestite hookers.
23:48 Sean Connery come down on Kev's smoking. "The penitent man kneels before pot".
24:26 Steven & his girlfriend Ghoncha (?!) A Scott and a German. Ghoncha jumps on the mic in German. The Germans welcome.
28:00 E-main bag: The replacement DJ James, DJ Josh is introduced.
28:45 Allison from Indiana wants to hear Al Pacino sing "The Bare Necessities".
30:45 Brad from Australia is watching Ralph on NYPD Blue. Ralph discusses his recurring role of Officer Gruden. Shows clip.
Currently none of the photos and videos from this ep have been posted on smodcast.com, but I've linked what I could find.
34:13 Zach from Australia noticed Ralph's Army in Zach and Miri Make a Porno. HBO predicted?
35:20 Pharrel's hat. Sam from Australian sends in Taylor Swift attacked at Grammys. Clip.
37:00 Dynamic Duets: Harry from Newfoundland requests "Islands in the Stream".
39:50 Kevin wants to do a whole album of duets. Ralph resists.
40:15 Smodco ads.
48:58 Tinseltown Stiffs: Pete Seeger, Activist and folk singer. Recorded 100 albums.
52:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Arthur Rankin Jr. Co-founder of Rankin/Bass Productions. Year Without a Santa Clause. Ralph: "Just stay out of my fucking business, Mrs. Clause. That's what he wanted to say to her. You can tell." Ralph's favorite song.
57:01 Tinseltown Stiff: Jim Jacks. Kevin's toughest. Early Kevin Smith believer, Mallrats producer, friend of 20 years.
58:42 How Kevin met Jim Jacks at Sundance. He brought Mallrats to Universal. Kevin and Scott Mosier lived with him. Kevin talks about Jim's career and eulogizes his friend.
1:08:20 Kevin goes to the funeral. Kev has a lot of respect for Sam Raimi.
1:10:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin submits Rocky 3 mistake. High school band plays "Gonna Fly Now". Ralph: "How the fuck do they know that song from Rocky 1? Cause in the movie it's not a movie, so there's no song! It made me nuts. That song doesn't exist in Rocky's universe!" And Mr T. autographed a drum. Clip. Rocky impression.
1:15:38 Exquisite Acting: Christopher Walken in Gigli.
1:19:21 Kev-In: Supporter of Justin Bieber, Stand-in for Bieber mugshot, Bieber TV series.
1:29:59 HBO Headlines: Bieber smoked weed in air on his jet. Was searched, nothing found.
1:25:44 Bieber arrested in Toronto for slapping a limo driver.
1:26:50 Obama must weigh in on Bieber because of a petetion calling for deportation. Ralph's Obama.
1:29:43 Kim Kardashian and Kanye settle with 18 year old Kanye beat up. $250,000.
1:31:14 Jay: "Shit yeah, we GOTS ta get paid." Kevin: "What the fuck is going on?"
1:31:24 Pharell's hat. Photo.
1:33:41 Miley Cyrus. Kevin spills a drink. New special with Madonna. Kevin busting Ralph's balls come back to bite him in the ass. Picture. Ralph: "Madonna doesn't have to do that. She's Madonna. She's gotta be home by 6 because it's tapioca night."
1:38:22 Movies That Will Suck: Vin Diesel coming back for XXX 3: The Return of Xander Cage.
1:40:18 What if Vin Diesel wanted Ralph to star as Officer Gruden?
1:40:42 Vin Diesel dances and lipsyncs to Katy Perry and Beyonce in this 7 minute video. Goodbye Horses.
1:43:10 Kevin and Ralph are in love.
1:43:37 Geek News: Jesse Eisenberg to star as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Photo. Kevin Defends. Richie Rich vs. Superman. Jeremy Irons to play Alfred.
1:47:13 Gal Gadot signs 3 picture deal starring as Wonder Woman.
1:47:40 Doomed the Movie. Documentary about the never released 1st Fantastic 4. Clip.
1:49:52 Captain America 3, teaser for the teaser. Clip.
1:51:03 There is now an real operating Batterang. Clip.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 155: Babble-Eve Countdown 2013
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/31/2013."
Runtime: 1:26:03
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 27th Jan. 2014
Enhanced Audio Version: Link
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:03 New Years greetings, and hopes for 2014.
2:10 "Sex in front of a Grade-Z celebrity."
3:40 Ralph has a contact high from Kevin. Ralph giddy. Kevin enthralled.
5:10 The Switching of the Poisons.
5:50 What Strain is Kevin (and Ralph) On?: OG Huell Howser.
7:35 Ralph and Kevin on their favourite Arthur quotes.
9:01 Shout-outs: Kevin on his mic skills. Eddie, Lidiette and Michelle have been to all 4 Babble Eves. "That Place at Universal ..." Kevin tries to advocate a 3-way.
10:40 "I wonder how their sales are tonight ..."
12:00 "Come in with a load on your face, they ring the bell!"
12:20 Lonely Zack gets his email scrutinized. Huell Howser and Philip Seymour Hoffman dating advice. "I love ladies, too ... with dicks!"
15:20 Scott and Ryan start 'bitch' being replaced with 'Sauron.' Ryan newly single.
17:25 J-Mat and Olivia from Miami Beach, FL. Tin Curry Edelweiss. Where's Anne?
20:19 Isobel and Jess welcomed by The Germans.
21:52 Patrick and Erin with a Bowie shout-out, and looking for a 3-way.
25:10 Email bag: DJ James to move to Sacramento. "He's a great guy; he's a good guy."
26:45 Pablo Hernandez would like Mahna Mahna by Bane.
27:50 Virginia Watson sends in anal suggestions.
29:30 Bryan Hoover drew BatKev. Young Kev on Batman.
33:00 Alexandreiu Bauteuza would like Kelis Milkshake by Ed Wynne.
35:00 Jeopardy! Bane impression.
36:20 Dynamic Duets: I've Had The Time Of My Life. "DO THE LIFT!" Kevin lifted Ralph. Ralph mocks Jennifer Gray's nose.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown. "Four voices!"
42:35 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Suspicion' Rebecca clip played. Ralph's lax Oscars knowledge.
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown. Yosamite Sam. 5 voices!
50:13 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated.
53:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Justin in Oklahoma sends in Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me. "I fucked that kid up!"
56:10 Exquisite Acting: Heckler chastised. Crispin Glover in Rivers Edge.
1:00:00 Ralph almost says The Kevin And Bean Show in place of HollyWood Babble-On.
1:01:40 Kev-In: Kidbear and Thor, New Friends
1:05:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber wins the 2013 Chelsea Award! Retiring. Lifestyle. Movie bombs. Biebered.
1:09:25 Kim Kardashian gets a $40,000 Birken bag from Kanye West. Zoom.
1:11:20 Dylan Sprouse tweets nudes. Broheim.
1:13:55 Geek News: Paul Rudd is Ant Man!
1:14:45 Bat Fan. BatRalph. Vid. In Yo' Face!
1:17:17 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:19:00 Wives on-stage, Kevin and Ralph thank everyone. Kevin advocates people to push on with their creations. Ralph thanks Kevin. Kevin thanks Ralph. DJ James thanks HBO.
1:22:45 Coundown
1:22:55 2014!
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/31/2013."
Runtime: 1:26:03
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 27th Jan. 2014
Enhanced Audio Version: Link
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:03 New Years greetings, and hopes for 2014.
2:10 "Sex in front of a Grade-Z celebrity."
3:40 Ralph has a contact high from Kevin. Ralph giddy. Kevin enthralled.
5:10 The Switching of the Poisons.
5:50 What Strain is Kevin (and Ralph) On?: OG Huell Howser.
7:35 Ralph and Kevin on their favourite Arthur quotes.
9:01 Shout-outs: Kevin on his mic skills. Eddie, Lidiette and Michelle have been to all 4 Babble Eves. "That Place at Universal ..." Kevin tries to advocate a 3-way.
10:40 "I wonder how their sales are tonight ..."
12:00 "Come in with a load on your face, they ring the bell!"
12:20 Lonely Zack gets his email scrutinized. Huell Howser and Philip Seymour Hoffman dating advice. "I love ladies, too ... with dicks!"
15:20 Scott and Ryan start 'bitch' being replaced with 'Sauron.' Ryan newly single.
17:25 J-Mat and Olivia from Miami Beach, FL. Tin Curry Edelweiss. Where's Anne?
20:19 Isobel and Jess welcomed by The Germans.
21:52 Patrick and Erin with a Bowie shout-out, and looking for a 3-way.
25:10 Email bag: DJ James to move to Sacramento. "He's a great guy; he's a good guy."
26:45 Pablo Hernandez would like Mahna Mahna by Bane.
27:50 Virginia Watson sends in anal suggestions.
29:30 Bryan Hoover drew BatKev. Young Kev on Batman.
33:00 Alexandreiu Bauteuza would like Kelis Milkshake by Ed Wynne.
35:00 Jeopardy! Bane impression.
36:20 Dynamic Duets: I've Had The Time Of My Life. "DO THE LIFT!" Kevin lifted Ralph. Ralph mocks Jennifer Gray's nose.
40:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown. "Four voices!"
42:35 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Suspicion' Rebecca clip played. Ralph's lax Oscars knowledge.
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown. Yosamite Sam. 5 voices!
50:13 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated.
53:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Justin in Oklahoma sends in Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me. "I fucked that kid up!"
56:10 Exquisite Acting: Heckler chastised. Crispin Glover in Rivers Edge.
1:00:00 Ralph almost says The Kevin And Bean Show in place of HollyWood Babble-On.
1:01:40 Kev-In: Kidbear and Thor, New Friends
1:05:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber wins the 2013 Chelsea Award! Retiring. Lifestyle. Movie bombs. Biebered.
1:09:25 Kim Kardashian gets a $40,000 Birken bag from Kanye West. Zoom.
1:11:20 Dylan Sprouse tweets nudes. Broheim.
1:13:55 Geek News: Paul Rudd is Ant Man!
1:14:45 Bat Fan. BatRalph. Vid. In Yo' Face!
1:17:17 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
1:19:00 Wives on-stage, Kevin and Ralph thank everyone. Kevin advocates people to push on with their creations. Ralph thanks Kevin. Kevin thanks Ralph. DJ James thanks HBO.
1:22:45 Coundown
1:22:55 2014!
Hollywood Babble-On 154: January 17, 2014
Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/17/2014"
Runtime: 1:38:27
Recorded Tues, 17th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 19th Jan. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:33 A bittersweet show tonight, it's DJ James' last. "What an asshole".
5:00 James says goodbye. He wants his girlfriend of 7 years Marilyn to join him on stage.
6:40 James would like Kevin to marry them right now.
7:40 Kevin tells James how much he's meant to HBO.
9:20 The ceremony begins "in this holy place".
11:55 Exchange of vows, then reciting of Green Lantern oath and Substitutiary Locomotion.
12:40 Kissing the Bride. Photos from the ceremony: 1, 2. (If you have more, tweet me)
14:15 Shout-outs: Mel. Al Pacino welcomes and approves of having a wife and girlfriend.
16:45 Cameron and Heidi are here from Australia. Suck it Greg and Shannon.
24:25 Cory Alex, Reuben and Craig. Sexy Kev tells Craig we don't need another Jurassic Park. Bowie wishes Reuben Happy Birthday.
27:22 Email bag: Skylar sends in an early casting photo of Stallone as Harry Potter.
29:05 Brent wonders if Word Up by Cameo sound like the Fry Girl. Fry Girl sings. It doesn't.
30:50 Ryan sends in Dolph Lundgren clip that may confirm huge penis.
32:25 Airman Jeremy Scott dismayed by his cock-blocking year old daughter.
33:06 Kevin tells the story about his daughter catching him & Jen fucking. "Night-swimming"
35:02 Mark from Ontario wants Bane and Adam West to sing Under Pressure.
37:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: One of two last surviving Munchkins, Ruth Robinson Duccini.
39:03 Tinseltown Stiff: Animator and Co-creator of Filmation, Hal Sutherland.
40:14 Tinseltown Stiff: Pioneer of female wrestling, Johnnie Mae Young.
41:43 Tinseltown Stiff: Trigger and Harry Potter actor Roger Lloyd-Pack. Photo. Clip.
43:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, played manager of Partridge Family Dave Madden.
45:38 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, the Professor on Gilligan's Island, Russel Johnson. Clip.
50:17 Shit That Should Not Be: Mannequin used for a bad stunt in Magnum Force.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Nicholas Cage all over the place in Deadfall. "You just sold a ticket".
56:04 Kev-In: Kev and Ralph and Miley and Mewes in The Outsiders
57:20 Remember when Kevin was Uncle Buck?
57:40 Glen from Cop-On films puts Kevin in a corner in Dirty Dancing.
59:13 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's house raided for egging. Drugs found, Za arrested.
1:04:44 Miley Cyrus new haircut looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
1:06:07 E! TV apologizes for awful "fun facts" during Golden Globe red carpet show.
1:07:30 Shia Labeouf angry at Jim Carey joke. Attacks Carey. Headbutts British guy.
1:09:20 Tyler and Sean send in a Kanye theme. Kanye beat up an 18 year old racist.
1:13:30 A guy starts a religion based on Kanye West. Yeezianity.
1:15:17 Farrah Abraham writing 2 new books: "An erotic sex novel, then I'm writing a christian parenting book"
1:17:17 David Cassidy arrested again for DUI.
1:18:25 Trace Atkins falls off wagon on a country concert cruise, beats up Trace Atkins
impersonator singing Karaoke. Photo. "It's like when Superman fought himself!"
Ralph: So the boat docks in Jamaica and Trace Adkins high tails it outta there.
Kev: Wait... Which Trace Adkins?
Ralph: WE DON'T KNOW!
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Universal will release a new animated Grinch film.
1:23:35 Evil Satan-Baby prank video for Devil's Due. "It's the greatest thing I've ever seen."
1:26:28 Geek News: Batman vs. Superman release date pushed back to 2016.
1:28:16 Wonder Woman TV show on CW cancelled. Ralph's biggest fantasy is to get
Wonder Woman to tie him up and do shit to him. Kev: "No, she only did that to bad
people." Ralph: "I'M BAD. I couldn't be worse."
1:29:25 Michael Douglas to star as Hank Pym in new Antman movie.
1:30:15 Thomas Kretschmann will star as Baron Von Strucker in Avengers 2.
1:31:08 Most important Geek News ever: 60's Batman show releasing on Blu-ray. Dance.
1:34:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Enhanced Audio Vision: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/17/2014"
Runtime: 1:38:27
Recorded Tues, 17th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 19th Jan. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus
0:00 Smodco ads
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:33 A bittersweet show tonight, it's DJ James' last. "What an asshole".
5:00 James says goodbye. He wants his girlfriend of 7 years Marilyn to join him on stage.
6:40 James would like Kevin to marry them right now.
7:40 Kevin tells James how much he's meant to HBO.
9:20 The ceremony begins "in this holy place".
11:55 Exchange of vows, then reciting of Green Lantern oath and Substitutiary Locomotion.
12:40 Kissing the Bride. Photos from the ceremony: 1, 2. (If you have more, tweet me)
14:15 Shout-outs: Mel. Al Pacino welcomes and approves of having a wife and girlfriend.
16:45 Cameron and Heidi are here from Australia. Suck it Greg and Shannon.
17:45 Jessica and Brenden, also from Australia. Brenden may suck dick to meet Kev/Ralph.
19:40 Aniya & Margaret. Friends since Catholic school. Aniya is Polish. "WEL-COME TO THE SHOW." Germans congratulate Aniya graduation.24:25 Cory Alex, Reuben and Craig. Sexy Kev tells Craig we don't need another Jurassic Park. Bowie wishes Reuben Happy Birthday.
27:22 Email bag: Skylar sends in an early casting photo of Stallone as Harry Potter.
29:05 Brent wonders if Word Up by Cameo sound like the Fry Girl. Fry Girl sings. It doesn't.
30:50 Ryan sends in Dolph Lundgren clip that may confirm huge penis.
32:25 Airman Jeremy Scott dismayed by his cock-blocking year old daughter.
33:06 Kevin tells the story about his daughter catching him & Jen fucking. "Night-swimming"
35:02 Mark from Ontario wants Bane and Adam West to sing Under Pressure.
37:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: One of two last surviving Munchkins, Ruth Robinson Duccini.
39:03 Tinseltown Stiff: Animator and Co-creator of Filmation, Hal Sutherland.
40:14 Tinseltown Stiff: Pioneer of female wrestling, Johnnie Mae Young.
41:43 Tinseltown Stiff: Trigger and Harry Potter actor Roger Lloyd-Pack. Photo. Clip.
43:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, played manager of Partridge Family Dave Madden.
45:38 Tinseltown Stiff: Actor, the Professor on Gilligan's Island, Russel Johnson. Clip.
50:17 Shit That Should Not Be: Mannequin used for a bad stunt in Magnum Force.
52:50 Exquisite Acting: Nicholas Cage all over the place in Deadfall. "You just sold a ticket".
56:04 Kev-In: Kev and Ralph and Miley and Mewes in The Outsiders
57:20 Remember when Kevin was Uncle Buck?
57:40 Glen from Cop-On films puts Kevin in a corner in Dirty Dancing.
59:13 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber's house raided for egging. Drugs found, Za arrested.
1:04:44 Miley Cyrus new haircut looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
1:06:07 E! TV apologizes for awful "fun facts" during Golden Globe red carpet show.
1:07:30 Shia Labeouf angry at Jim Carey joke. Attacks Carey. Headbutts British guy.
1:09:20 Tyler and Sean send in a Kanye theme. Kanye beat up an 18 year old racist.
1:13:30 A guy starts a religion based on Kanye West. Yeezianity.
1:15:17 Farrah Abraham writing 2 new books: "An erotic sex novel, then I'm writing a christian parenting book"
1:17:17 David Cassidy arrested again for DUI.
1:18:25 Trace Atkins falls off wagon on a country concert cruise, beats up Trace Atkins
impersonator singing Karaoke. Photo. "It's like when Superman fought himself!"
Ralph: So the boat docks in Jamaica and Trace Adkins high tails it outta there.
Kev: Wait... Which Trace Adkins?
Ralph: WE DON'T KNOW!
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Universal will release a new animated Grinch film.
1:23:35 Evil Satan-Baby prank video for Devil's Due. "It's the greatest thing I've ever seen."
1:26:28 Geek News: Batman vs. Superman release date pushed back to 2016.
1:28:16 Wonder Woman TV show on CW cancelled. Ralph's biggest fantasy is to get
Wonder Woman to tie him up and do shit to him. Kev: "No, she only did that to bad
people." Ralph: "I'M BAD. I couldn't be worse."
1:29:25 Michael Douglas to star as Hank Pym in new Antman movie.
1:30:15 Thomas Kretschmann will star as Baron Von Strucker in Avengers 2.
1:31:08 Most important Geek News ever: 60's Batman show releasing on Blu-ray. Dance.
1:34:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 153: January 10, 2014
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/10/2014"
Runtime: 1:47:45
Recorded Tues, 10th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 13th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Kevin and Mewes have Google Glass. DJ James chastised for his use of sound effects. "Glass-Hole." Kevin explains Google Glass. Kevin blasts Target.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Blue Dream (Morning) Skywalker (Evening).
5:50 Kevin asks Ralph how he is.
6:50 Shout-outs: Maria and Bill celebrate Christmas. Maria's mother wrote a romance novel. Gay Ghost thanks. Ralph was John Travolta.
10:20 Shaun and Leigh from Buffalo, NY, bought drunk Babble-tickets. Rev Kev life advice. Kevin advocates Prima Nocta. Ralph downs a shot. Kevin quizzes Ralph on drinking.
14:34 Nathan from Northport, FL, visits Joe White in LA. Ed Wynne lay advice.
18:00 Chris wants to get son, Aiden, laid. Ralph tells a story of his friend, a hooker, his dad and crabs.
20:35 Chris and Deanna celebrate X-Mas. Ralph frustrated by the crowd. "That's sexy." "The Strapper." Kevin asks to see a photo of their daughter. The Germans on their son.
25:09 Email bag: Nathan Gonzalez asks for Arnie to sing the theme to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
28:15 Joey got a 3D printer. Kevin mentions Andy McElfresh, and Edumacation. Straw-topper.
29:00 Tony Beecher wants to hear Sean Connery tell Harrison Ford about The Birds and The Bees.
30:35 Eric Fluger drew Bane/Adam West art.
31:45 Jeremy Klein asks for Endless Love between Adam West and Bane.
34:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Saul Zaentz.
37:05 Tinseltown stiff: James Avery. Clip played.
39:10 Tinseltown stiff: Phil Everly. Ralph recalls the split. Cathy's Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown stiff: Run Run Shaw. Ralph on the Five Fingers of Death trailer.
46:50 Tinseltown stiff: Larry D. Mann. Yukon Cornelius.
48:51 Exquisite Acting: Andrew in NJ, Frank Langella as Skeletor. Ralph on Dolph Lundgren's cock.
52:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil sends in Jerry Maguire.
55:20 Kev-In: The Smithing, Superman, Rocky 3.
57:49 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber Egg Attack. Audio played. "I'd like to place an assault."
1:02:00 Shia LeBeouf is retiring from all public life. Tweets.
1:05:30 Kevin amazed by Michael Bay. Conference.
1:10:11 Martin Scorsese won most "fucks" in a movie. "Kareennn!"
1:12:20 Matthew MacConaughey (?) gets props from Kevin and Ralph. Ralph takes a swipe at Jennifer Garner. Liza digs the Dallas Buyers Club.
1:15:00 Tila Tequila; Backdoored and Squirting.
1:16:20 Farrah Abraham says doing porn ruined her life.
1:18:10 Kim Kardashian ass-selfies. Photoshopped. Exhibit #2
1:20:26 Miley Cyrus takes a hit. Kevin talks about Harley moving away from darker music.
1:25:45 Anne Hathaway almost killed. Rip-tide. Arms. Toe. "Kill the very expensive song!"
1:28:25 Lindsay Lohan nude photos and correspondence lost on a laptop.
1:30:39 Ke$ha has a eating disorder. Ralph is my hero.
1:31:30 The Beatles to reunite on Letterman. Ringo to guest on The Powerpuff Girls. I Wish I Was A Powerpuff Girl.
1:35:00 Glen Fry buy smut mags from a news-stand.
1:35:55 Meatloaf to have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Clip replayed. Gravy joke filed.
1:38:40 Geek news: Boba Fett movie to be released, by Disney. Tomorrowland will be gone; Star Wars Land replaces.
1:42:00 Marvel Experience: Murder, She Wrote.
1:43:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 1/10/2014"
Runtime: 1:47:45
Recorded Tues, 10th Jan. 2014
Released Mon, 13th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com
0:25 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Kevin and Mewes have Google Glass. DJ James chastised for his use of sound effects. "Glass-Hole." Kevin explains Google Glass. Kevin blasts Target.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: Blue Dream (Morning) Skywalker (Evening).
5:50 Kevin asks Ralph how he is.
6:50 Shout-outs: Maria and Bill celebrate Christmas. Maria's mother wrote a romance novel. Gay Ghost thanks. Ralph was John Travolta.
10:20 Shaun and Leigh from Buffalo, NY, bought drunk Babble-tickets. Rev Kev life advice. Kevin advocates Prima Nocta. Ralph downs a shot. Kevin quizzes Ralph on drinking.
14:34 Nathan from Northport, FL, visits Joe White in LA. Ed Wynne lay advice.
18:00 Chris wants to get son, Aiden, laid. Ralph tells a story of his friend, a hooker, his dad and crabs.
20:35 Chris and Deanna celebrate X-Mas. Ralph frustrated by the crowd. "That's sexy." "The Strapper." Kevin asks to see a photo of their daughter. The Germans on their son.
25:09 Email bag: Nathan Gonzalez asks for Arnie to sing the theme to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
28:15 Joey got a 3D printer. Kevin mentions Andy McElfresh, and Edumacation. Straw-topper.
29:00 Tony Beecher wants to hear Sean Connery tell Harrison Ford about The Birds and The Bees.
30:35 Eric Fluger drew Bane/Adam West art.
31:45 Jeremy Klein asks for Endless Love between Adam West and Bane.
34:10 Tinseltown Stiffs: Saul Zaentz.
37:05 Tinseltown stiff: James Avery. Clip played.
39:10 Tinseltown stiff: Phil Everly. Ralph recalls the split. Cathy's Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown stiff: Run Run Shaw. Ralph on the Five Fingers of Death trailer.
46:50 Tinseltown stiff: Larry D. Mann. Yukon Cornelius.
48:51 Exquisite Acting: Andrew in NJ, Frank Langella as Skeletor. Ralph on Dolph Lundgren's cock.
52:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil sends in Jerry Maguire.
55:20 Kev-In: The Smithing, Superman, Rocky 3.
57:49 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber Egg Attack. Audio played. "I'd like to place an assault."
1:02:00 Shia LeBeouf is retiring from all public life. Tweets.
1:05:30 Kevin amazed by Michael Bay. Conference.
1:10:11 Martin Scorsese won most "fucks" in a movie. "Kareennn!"
1:12:20 Matthew MacConaughey (?) gets props from Kevin and Ralph. Ralph takes a swipe at Jennifer Garner. Liza digs the Dallas Buyers Club.
1:15:00 Tila Tequila; Backdoored and Squirting.
1:16:20 Farrah Abraham says doing porn ruined her life.
1:18:10 Kim Kardashian ass-selfies. Photoshopped. Exhibit #2
1:20:26 Miley Cyrus takes a hit. Kevin talks about Harley moving away from darker music.
1:25:45 Anne Hathaway almost killed. Rip-tide. Arms. Toe. "Kill the very expensive song!"
1:28:25 Lindsay Lohan nude photos and correspondence lost on a laptop.
1:30:39 Ke$ha has a eating disorder. Ralph is my hero.
1:31:30 The Beatles to reunite on Letterman. Ringo to guest on The Powerpuff Girls. I Wish I Was A Powerpuff Girl.
1:35:00 Glen Fry buy smut mags from a news-stand.
1:35:55 Meatloaf to have a residency at Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Clip replayed. Gravy joke filed.
1:38:40 Geek news: Boba Fett movie to be released, by Disney. Tomorrowland will be gone; Star Wars Land replaces.
1:42:00 Marvel Experience: Murder, She Wrote.
1:43:55 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 152: Babble-Eve Eve, 2013
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Brea Improv during the 7:30PM show on 12/31/2013"
Runtime: 1:49:32
Recorded Tues, 31st Dec. 2013
Released Mon, 6th Jan. 2014
0:00 SModCast ads; DAVEschool.com slingbox.com/Babble
1:09 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Happy New Year! Ralph optimistic about the upcoming 2014.
2:45 TUSK discussed, and Ralph's time on set.
3:55 Win Our Shit may make a return and The Chelsea Award to be announced.
4:50 What Strain Is Kevin On?: SkyWalker OG. Kevin describes the details.
6:12 Shout-outs: Kevin maims a patron.
7:35 Anne from Australia attending both shows; chipped tooth. "Welcome to Brea; put a mic in your mouth!" Anne's travel plans discussed. Ed Wynne advice.
12:50 "That's not a flight!"
13:30 Melissa Paxton, and Eddie "Oh, yes!" Kevin struggles to make Pederasty Sexy.
15:20 First Appearance:Sexy Kev theme.
16:15 Alex and Eric grilled over the origins of their origins. Fries Girl argues with Philip Seymour Hoffman. "McRib is back!"
20:00 Ben, Tori, Katie et al. have the German's explain the importance of civil rights to a Future Judge. UK Powdered wigs discussed. Kevin advocates About Time. "BILL WEASLEY!" Kevin craps on Big Fish. "Bertie Bott."
25:05 Ryan from Spokane, WA, is sat up front. David Bowie birthday greetings. Ralph gets Ralph into deep shit. "Foul-mouthed broad."
28:30 Email bag: Injured Iraq vet Jeremy Martin emails in for his love of SMod. 30:30 Ralph tells how he pussed out to give creative genius, Kanye West some shit.33:50 Paul from Whittier, CA writes in. Whittier discussed. Arnie Mahna Mahna.
35:00 Babble Rules: "One 'Woo,' per city."36:10 Mahna Mahna Take 2. "Get your ass to Mars!"
36:40 Damian from Australia sends in his own Justin Bieber story. Aussie listener reads the email. Photo.
40:20 Sean from Suffolk, VA made a Two Face art.
41:10 Craig would like to hear Aaron Neville and Bane duet to I Don't Know Much.
43:45 SModCo ads: slingbox.com/Babble
46:09 Tinseltown Stiffs: Allan McKeown.
48:00 Tinseltown stiff: Joan Fontaine. Sister in audience. Ralph with the Joan Fontaine facts. Rebecca clip played. Kevin on Rebecca.
51:30 Tinseltown stiff: Tom Laughlin. The Trail of Billy Jack advocated. Clip shown.
57:30 Tinseltown stiff: Peter O'Toole. My Favourite Year advocated. Ralph craps on Get Him To The Greek. Kevin reveals the idea of Silent Bob came from My Favourite Year.
1:02:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Christmas With The Cranks. BANG! (Ladder).
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: @SirPatStew - A Christmas Carol (1999).
1:06:55 Kev-In: Kev-In Brazillian. Jean-Kev Van Damme. Naptime.
1:09:30 2014 Chelsea Award Nominees; Courtney Stodden, Farrah Abraham, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West.
1:11:22 2014 Chelsea Award Winner: Justin Bieber!
1:13:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber tweets he is retiring. Lifestyle. sells 4,067 copies in Australia. Manta Ray joke. Kevin Smith outsold JB in vinyl.
1:17:00 Duck Dynasty dude suspended, and upcoming ad campaign. A baffling 2010 clip played. DJ James with a well-placed double-tap.
1:22:10 Kim Kardashian tweets images of family gifts. Lambourghini. Kanye West hit with a lawsuit. Bound. Bound 2.
1:27:05 Lindsay Lohan wants to become a popstar, as does John Travolta. HBOhelper sez: "This is gonna suck a dick." Let Her In.
1:29:50 Miley Cyrus new video leaked.
1:32:00 Anne Hathaway gets her revenge.
1:33:00 12 Years a Slave Italian poster debacle.
1:35:15 Movies That Will Suck: Kevin announces he is writing a movie based on The (C)Rapture. Blog entry.
1:37:20 Guys and Dolls musical to be remade into a movie. Ralph played Sky Masterson, and sings Luck Be A Lady Tonight, as does Al Pacino and Chris Walken.
1:39:02 Geek News: Paul Rudd to be Ant Man; beat out Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
1:40:20 Michael Habjan with Hulk Vs. Superman.
1:42:10 Melinda Moon's ears. Kevin defends. Ralph belligerent.
1:43:50 Liam Neeson's Cock Jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 151: Golden Globetrotters
Episode: Link.
Comments: "In a show from home, Kevin and Ralph take a look at this year's Golden Globe nominees!"
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Sat, 21st Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 22nd Dec. 2013
2014 Golden Globe nominations.
Comments: "In a show from home, Kevin and Ralph take a look at this year's Golden Globe nominees!"
Runtime: 1:49:37
Recorded Sat, 21st Dec. 2013
Released Sun, 22nd Dec. 2013
2014 Golden Globe nominations.
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