Episode: Link.
Comments: "Babble-On Comic-Con theater wraps up the Cacophony series with special guests and surprises.
Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, October 27, 2012."
Runtime: 47:14
Recorded Sat. 27th Oct. 2012
Released Mon, 12th Nov. 2012
0:00 SModCo Ads.
0:50 Intro, and format description. Kevin unimpressed with the page turn tone. Kevin pimps Walt Flanagan. Story recap. Kevin brings the guy dressed as Onomatopoeia Alan onto the stage.
7:25 Onomatapoeia Alan calls for his glasses.
8:00 New Kevin Smith Batman Comic announced this week.
9:10 Kevin begins to read (Page 73).
9:30 Quote: "Bring out the gimp!"
11:25 Quote: "Fuckin' Four-Eyes over here."
13:35 Page turn (Page 74 and 75).
14:22 Page turn (Page 76).
15:30 Next page.
16:24 Page turn (Page 78).
17:44 Next page.
18:34 Page turn (Page 80).
19:22 Next page.
20:02 Page turn (Page 82).
20:35 Next page.
21:23 Page turn (Page 84).
22:00 Jason Mewes as Commissioner Gordon.
23:15 Next page. (Applause for Mewes. Kevin chides him for ad-libbing).
26:10 Page turn (Page 86). Mewes critiqued.
28:25 Next page.
29:06 Page turn (Page 88 and 89).
30:11 Page turn (Page 90).
30:38 Next page.
31:26 Page turn (Page 92).
33:28 Next page.
34:23 Page turn (Page 94). Applause for Ralph.
35:39 Next page.
36:08 Page turn (Page 96).
37:05 Next page.
37:41 Page turn (Page 98). Applause for Ralph. Mewes tries a British accent.
40:04 Next page. Mewes fluffs some lines.
42.36 Page turn (Page 100).
43:21 Next page.
44:26 Page turn (Page 102 and 103).
45:11 Thanks for Mewes, and Four-Eyes Alan Onomatopoeia. Widening Gyre, next. Kevin thanks Ralph.
Hollywood Babble-On 103
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater,November 03, 2012...."
Runtime: 1:35:58
Recorded Sat, 3rd Nov. 2012
Released Mon, 5th Nov. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:20 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
6:30 Kevin went to a Lakers game last night. Jabba metaphor. Kevin judges the KissCam. Sat next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
11:10 Shout-out to the East Coast, suffering after Hurricane Sandy. Kevin discusses damage to Walt Flanagan's and Mike Zapcic's comic book collections. Kevin discussed the 1990's NorEaster. Kevin mentions Troy in New York, who is asking for donations. Ralph notes that Kevin is the worst person to be with in a disaster.
21:10 Ralph plugs tonight's sponsor, the DAVE School.
22:20 Shout-outs: Kate and Matt Serle from New Zealand saw Red State in Vancouver (Red State was on ShowTime this week). Matt closer to dream job. WC Fields quote.
24:55 Aaron and Amy celebrate their sixth anniversary and Amy's birthday. Anne Heche's Butthole played.
27:45 Laura and KC celebrate their 23rd anniversary. 24th fuckiversary. Laura asks what happened when Kevin saw Sean Connery in Scotland.
30:00 Michael Stane from Sweden asks for a shout-out for his friend Björn. Ralph says "Goddamn jerk-off," in Swedish.
32:55 Matt and Michelle from Santa Carita celebrate Michelle's 33rd birthday. Inappropriate SpiderMan.
35:20 Email bag: Matt Hoon asks about the next Comic-Con Theatre (Will be next week). Gay Ghost panel.
37:50 Chris Runt sends in the NJ Shark. Ralph tries to freak Kevin out with shark-chat. DJ James warned against playing copyrighted music.
39:30 James from Melbourne sends in a new HBO animation, Taken, Too.
40:40 Danno found this at a flea market. New Kids on the Block discussed.
41:30 Christina is 18 and asks for Pee-Wee Herman to recite the Green Lantern Oath.
42:45 Creep Clown Time: Yoda Creepy Clown.
44:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Bill Dees. Oh, Pretty Woman.
46:25 Tinseltown Stiff: This bit.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: (Theme forgotten) Ben Stiller doles out pancakes. (Ralph says Stiller is a huge dick, and met him on K-ROQ). Kevin on the pro's of being nice. Alec Baldwin came to visit NYU kids. Ralph says Alec is a dick. Ralph recounts the Words With Friends debacle.
47:25 Quote: "If I was on E, with a glo-stick and I saw you do that, I would vomit up my drugs."
53:45 Shit That Should Not Be: The Man With The Golden Gun. Still.
56:15 Exquisite Acting: Red Dawn. Kevin mentions Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and a terrifying moment in Red Dawn.
59:40 Quote: "Get my bayonette wet ..."
1:00:00 Kev-In: Pulp Fiction. Oz. Crusade.
1:02:05 HBO Headlines: Disney buys LucasFilms Ltd. for $4.05bn; Star Wars, Indiana Jones et al. Kevin is watching Iron Man a lot; would like John Favreau to direct. Ralph does a kick-ass Goofy impression. Kevin instigates a Boba Fett movie.
1:09:20 Lindsay Lohan tweets about the Hurricane. "It's 'Sandy,' you dumb fuck!"
1:10:40 Ralph calls Kim Kardashian a 'stupid cunt.' Second sex-tape for sale. Halloween pics. BatGirl.
1:13:25 The Rock as The Hulk. Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart.
1:14:45 Amanda Bynes: In NYC getting a spray-on tan walks into the lobby nude. Doubts cast on this story. Ralph Garman as Tommy Flanagan.
1:17:05 Emma Louise Hodges changes renames herself Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. Ralph plays the Skyfall theme, and calls Daniel Craig a Bond girl.
1:19:20 Man scales Tom Cruise's wall. Tom Cruise movie reel.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater,November 03, 2012...."
Runtime: 1:35:58
Recorded Sat, 3rd Nov. 2012
Released Mon, 5th Nov. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:20 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
6:30 Kevin went to a Lakers game last night. Jabba metaphor. Kevin judges the KissCam. Sat next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
11:10 Shout-out to the East Coast, suffering after Hurricane Sandy. Kevin discusses damage to Walt Flanagan's and Mike Zapcic's comic book collections. Kevin discussed the 1990's NorEaster. Kevin mentions Troy in New York, who is asking for donations. Ralph notes that Kevin is the worst person to be with in a disaster.
21:10 Ralph plugs tonight's sponsor, the DAVE School.
22:20 Shout-outs: Kate and Matt Serle from New Zealand saw Red State in Vancouver (Red State was on ShowTime this week). Matt closer to dream job. WC Fields quote.
24:55 Aaron and Amy celebrate their sixth anniversary and Amy's birthday. Anne Heche's Butthole played.
27:45 Laura and KC celebrate their 23rd anniversary. 24th fuckiversary. Laura asks what happened when Kevin saw Sean Connery in Scotland.
30:00 Michael Stane from Sweden asks for a shout-out for his friend Björn. Ralph says "Goddamn jerk-off," in Swedish.
32:55 Matt and Michelle from Santa Carita celebrate Michelle's 33rd birthday. Inappropriate SpiderMan.
35:20 Email bag: Matt Hoon asks about the next Comic-Con Theatre (Will be next week). Gay Ghost panel.
37:50 Chris Runt sends in the NJ Shark. Ralph tries to freak Kevin out with shark-chat. DJ James warned against playing copyrighted music.
39:30 James from Melbourne sends in a new HBO animation, Taken, Too.
40:40 Danno found this at a flea market. New Kids on the Block discussed.
41:30 Christina is 18 and asks for Pee-Wee Herman to recite the Green Lantern Oath.
42:45 Creep Clown Time: Yoda Creepy Clown.
44:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Bill Dees. Oh, Pretty Woman.
46:25 Tinseltown Stiff: This bit.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: (Theme forgotten) Ben Stiller doles out pancakes. (Ralph says Stiller is a huge dick, and met him on K-ROQ). Kevin on the pro's of being nice. Alec Baldwin came to visit NYU kids. Ralph says Alec is a dick. Ralph recounts the Words With Friends debacle.
47:25 Quote: "If I was on E, with a glo-stick and I saw you do that, I would vomit up my drugs."
53:45 Shit That Should Not Be: The Man With The Golden Gun. Still.
56:15 Exquisite Acting: Red Dawn. Kevin mentions Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and a terrifying moment in Red Dawn.
59:40 Quote: "Get my bayonette wet ..."
1:00:00 Kev-In: Pulp Fiction. Oz. Crusade.
1:02:05 HBO Headlines: Disney buys LucasFilms Ltd. for $4.05bn; Star Wars, Indiana Jones et al. Kevin is watching Iron Man a lot; would like John Favreau to direct. Ralph does a kick-ass Goofy impression. Kevin instigates a Boba Fett movie.
1:09:20 Lindsay Lohan tweets about the Hurricane. "It's 'Sandy,' you dumb fuck!"
1:10:40 Ralph calls Kim Kardashian a 'stupid cunt.' Second sex-tape for sale. Halloween pics. BatGirl.
1:13:25 The Rock as The Hulk. Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart.
1:14:45 Amanda Bynes: In NYC getting a spray-on tan walks into the lobby nude. Doubts cast on this story. Ralph Garman as Tommy Flanagan.
1:17:05 Emma Louise Hodges changes renames herself Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. Ralph plays the Skyfall theme, and calls Daniel Craig a Bond girl.
1:19:20 Man scales Tom Cruise's wall. Tom Cruise movie reel.
1:20:50 Quote: "Murder-Scientologists."
1:21:30 Taylor Swift "puts the 'cunt' in country." Stolen from Matt Nathanson. Ralph plays the clips. (Fuck those clips). Other clips stolen, too (Complicated by Avril Lavigne).
1:25:45 Geek News: Guillermo Del Toro announces new DeadMan movie. DeadMan influence on Dogma.
1:27:40 Captain America movie news.
1:28:00 Jamie Foxx big pimpin' as Electro.
1:28:30 KIA Batman package. Side-view.
1:30:30 Quote: "Check your fuckin' drink, alkie."
1:30:50 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 102
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, October 27, 2012."
Runtime: 1:47:56
Recorded Sat, 27th Oct 2012
Released Mon, 29th Oct. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:09 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:50 Ralph does vampire voice. Kevin confused. Gay Ghost straight out of the gate.
5:45 Ralph apologizes for not coming in costume, as he spends all Saturday prepping the show.
7:30 Several of the audience are in costume; Thor, Onomatopoeia, Black Widow, The Penguin.
9:00 Ralph and Kevin plug tonight's sponsor, The DAVE School. Batman: New Times.
10:10 Shout-outs: Lots of Australians at The Lovitz tonight. Dale from Wallagong has a wife who has taken issue with Kevin's masturbation-chat.
12:40 Quotes: "Crack, crack, crack," "Does your penis have a knuckle?"
13:50 Justin, Polo and Brian are a no-show. Andrew Dice Clay impression.
14:20 Quotes: "File!" "Shut up!"
15:30 Michael, Danny and Jason scream out, the first time of many. "WoooOOOooo!" Jason recovering from work-injury.
17:20 Quotes: "Sad Hulk Woo," "Woo."
18:20 Quote: "I'll walk with you!"
18:40 Daniel, Cynthia, Danny and Jenny celebrate Daniel's birthday. Daniel recovering from a major illness.
22:45 Kevin smoking OG Chem X.
23:05 Rhys and Ness from Australia celebrate their second anniversary in L.A. Poppers explained to Kevin. "Death Tunnel."
27:00 Saul from London saw The Book Of Mormon. Tourist advice from Creepy Sexy Kevin.
29:20 Amanda Holman wishes her brother, Stupid, a Happy Birthday. "Imaginary Jism."
31:30 Email bag: Enemies of Modern Movies IMDB. List since removed.
35:00 Matt from Australia asks for a birthday shout-out. Kevin and Ralph squabble a bit. Kevin sings Waltzing Matilda.
37:40 Charlie Kyleberg sends in a tshirthell.com shirt. Kevin recalls NYC's stance on the I <3 NJ shirt from Clerks II.
39:00 Brandon Arnold's new girlfriend is very fond of HBO. Maggie Gyllenhall takes a hit. Adam West proposes for Ashleigh. Kevin criticizes Ralph's prep.
42:50 Anonymous sends in Garman Halloween dolls.
43:20 Slacks86 asks for Harrison Ford singing The Monster Mash.
44:50 Creepy Clown Time: Gay Ghost Clown Vs. Bowie Clown.
46:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Russell Means.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Johnny Depp donates $25,000 to the Navajo Nation.
50:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Malc from Scotland sends in Dick Tracy.
53:20 Exquisite Acting: Crispin Glover in Friday 13th Part IV.
55:55 Kev-In: Debate. Stanley Cup. Jaws. Zoom.
58:40 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber fans shaved their heads. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Bieber Senior has nude photo's being shopped about. Justin sued for abortion refund.
1:04:30 Donald Trump will give $5m for Obama to release vital documents. Stephen Colbert offer.
1:06:20 Meatloaf was campaigning for Mitt Romney in Defiance, OH. Serenadin'.
1:07:50 Quote: "His name was Robert Paulsen."
1:08:10 Tila Tequila declares war on The Iluminati. Garmy mobilized.
1:10:30 The Simpson parents are divorcing, because Joe Simpson is gay.
1:12:50 Bobby Brown busted for DUI.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan let off for hitting the guy in NYC. Scary Movie 5 clothes 'missing.' Kevin tells of Shannon Doherty's clothes from the set of Mallrats.
1:18:00 Kristin Stewart news. Ralph ejects a K-Stew fan. Kevin went to 2 Twilight Premiere's. Back together with Robert Pattinson. Rules of Engagement.
1:21:45 Taylor Swift single again.
1:23:00 SpikeTV offer $10m for proof of the BigFoot.
1:24:00 Megan Fox suing CelebJihad for this pic.
1:25:40 Christina offered $3m for thebigandthebeautiful.com ... Kevin will do it.
1:26:40 Black James Bond discussed; Idris Elba. Ralph saw Skyfall, and liked it.
1:28:20 Movies That Will Suck: Tom Cruise in Looper rip-off, Our Name is Adam. Ralph and Kevin lose their shit, on-stage. The Stranger discussed. Al Pacino as an aging rock-star. Adam Sandler to make The Ridiculous Six. Ralph's Adam Sandler impression.
1:30:20 Quote: "It's not really gay, if it's you."
1:35:50 Geek News: Clark Kent quit The Daily Planet.
1:36:50 Assassin's Creed starring Michael Fassbender coming. Kevin plugs Shame.
1.38:00 The Goon Kickstarter Campaign launched.
1:39:40 Iron Man 3 trailer released. Kevin watched it 18 times. Kevin makes a Pepper Potts prediction. Ralph not a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow.
1:43:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, October 27, 2012."
Runtime: 1:47:56
Recorded Sat, 27th Oct 2012
Released Mon, 29th Oct. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:09 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:50 Ralph does vampire voice. Kevin confused. Gay Ghost straight out of the gate.
5:45 Ralph apologizes for not coming in costume, as he spends all Saturday prepping the show.
7:30 Several of the audience are in costume; Thor, Onomatopoeia, Black Widow, The Penguin.
9:00 Ralph and Kevin plug tonight's sponsor, The DAVE School. Batman: New Times.
10:10 Shout-outs: Lots of Australians at The Lovitz tonight. Dale from Wallagong has a wife who has taken issue with Kevin's masturbation-chat.
12:40 Quotes: "Crack, crack, crack," "Does your penis have a knuckle?"
13:50 Justin, Polo and Brian are a no-show. Andrew Dice Clay impression.
14:20 Quotes: "File!" "Shut up!"
15:30 Michael, Danny and Jason scream out, the first time of many. "WoooOOOooo!" Jason recovering from work-injury.
17:20 Quotes: "Sad Hulk Woo," "Woo."
18:20 Quote: "I'll walk with you!"
18:40 Daniel, Cynthia, Danny and Jenny celebrate Daniel's birthday. Daniel recovering from a major illness.
22:45 Kevin smoking OG Chem X.
23:05 Rhys and Ness from Australia celebrate their second anniversary in L.A. Poppers explained to Kevin. "Death Tunnel."
27:00 Saul from London saw The Book Of Mormon. Tourist advice from Creepy Sexy Kevin.
29:20 Amanda Holman wishes her brother, Stupid, a Happy Birthday. "Imaginary Jism."
31:30 Email bag: Enemies of Modern Movies IMDB. List since removed.
35:00 Matt from Australia asks for a birthday shout-out. Kevin and Ralph squabble a bit. Kevin sings Waltzing Matilda.
37:40 Charlie Kyleberg sends in a tshirthell.com shirt. Kevin recalls NYC's stance on the I <3 NJ shirt from Clerks II.
39:00 Brandon Arnold's new girlfriend is very fond of HBO. Maggie Gyllenhall takes a hit. Adam West proposes for Ashleigh. Kevin criticizes Ralph's prep.
42:50 Anonymous sends in Garman Halloween dolls.
43:20 Slacks86 asks for Harrison Ford singing The Monster Mash.
44:50 Creepy Clown Time: Gay Ghost Clown Vs. Bowie Clown.
46:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Russell Means.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Johnny Depp donates $25,000 to the Navajo Nation.
50:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Malc from Scotland sends in Dick Tracy.
53:20 Exquisite Acting: Crispin Glover in Friday 13th Part IV.
55:55 Kev-In: Debate. Stanley Cup. Jaws. Zoom.
58:40 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber fans shaved their heads. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Bieber Senior has nude photo's being shopped about. Justin sued for abortion refund.
1:04:30 Donald Trump will give $5m for Obama to release vital documents. Stephen Colbert offer.
1:06:20 Meatloaf was campaigning for Mitt Romney in Defiance, OH. Serenadin'.
1:07:50 Quote: "His name was Robert Paulsen."
1:08:10 Tila Tequila declares war on The Iluminati. Garmy mobilized.
1:10:30 The Simpson parents are divorcing, because Joe Simpson is gay.
1:12:50 Bobby Brown busted for DUI.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan let off for hitting the guy in NYC. Scary Movie 5 clothes 'missing.' Kevin tells of Shannon Doherty's clothes from the set of Mallrats.
1:18:00 Kristin Stewart news. Ralph ejects a K-Stew fan. Kevin went to 2 Twilight Premiere's. Back together with Robert Pattinson. Rules of Engagement.
1:21:45 Taylor Swift single again.
1:23:00 SpikeTV offer $10m for proof of the BigFoot.
1:24:00 Megan Fox suing CelebJihad for this pic.
1:25:40 Christina offered $3m for thebigandthebeautiful.com ... Kevin will do it.
1:26:40 Black James Bond discussed; Idris Elba. Ralph saw Skyfall, and liked it.
1:28:20 Movies That Will Suck: Tom Cruise in Looper rip-off, Our Name is Adam. Ralph and Kevin lose their shit, on-stage. The Stranger discussed. Al Pacino as an aging rock-star. Adam Sandler to make The Ridiculous Six. Ralph's Adam Sandler impression.
1:30:20 Quote: "It's not really gay, if it's you."
1:35:50 Geek News: Clark Kent quit The Daily Planet.
1:36:50 Assassin's Creed starring Michael Fassbender coming. Kevin plugs Shame.
1.38:00 The Goon Kickstarter Campaign launched.
1:39:40 Iron Man 3 trailer released. Kevin watched it 18 times. Kevin makes a Pepper Potts prediction. Ralph not a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow.
1:43:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 101
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The El Dorado Hotel and Casino in Reno, NV, 10/6/2012"
Runtime: 1:29:22
Recorded Sat, 20th Oct 2012
Released Sun, 21st Oct. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:04 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:20 Kevin feels bloated, after eating several Boston Creampies. Mentions going to Vegas with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. People are sat close to Ralph and Kevin.
11:40 Ralph disparages Karen Carpenter.
12:20 Shout-outs: (Kevin in charge of audio tonight). Rob Udvari went home, drunk.
15:10 Patrick and Danette Lawson from Wyoming have been together for 14 years. "Leafblower."
17:20 Matthew and Shauna celebrate 2 years marriage. "Brown to Pound Town." "She grabs a steak-knife."
19:20 Sean Berry will have an Avengers-theme wedding. Degrassi references.
22:45 Justin and Kristin celebrate Slutty Kristin's birthday. "Ultimate Surrender Porn." (REALLY NSFW!) "Hot Karl."
27:00 Email bag: Cathy and Rick Aguirre voted for HBO in the Stitcher Awards.
28:45 Mark from South Wales asks for Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat? by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
29:50 Daniel from Manchester asks for Al Pacino to sing the Ghostbusters theme.
30:45 Creepy Clown Time: Tim Curry Creepy Clown.
32:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: Larry Sloan. Heckler butts in.
34:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Gary Collins.
35:10 Tinseltown Stiff: John Clive.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Sylvia Kristel. Kevin and Ralph discuss her filmography and personal experiences. "21 cock salute."
41:30 Hollywood Helpers: Anne Hathaway donating wedding picture money to charity.
43:15 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan's father tries to stage an intervention. Poltergeist reference: "You moved the headstones!" Officially backing Mitt Romney.
47:00 National Mall in Washington will have the Million Muppet March for PBS.
48:30 Barack Obama went on the Yeo Show, in Florida. Asked about Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey.
50:30 Hulk Hogan sex-tape update: same woman on tape with 3 other men. Hulk sues everybody.
54:15 Fuck tapes Kim Kardashian will not be paid to show at events in Vegas. Khewbacca is the host of the X-Factor. "Thimble full of talent." Kris Jenner wants to be the manager of the Honey Boo Boo family.
56:30 Courtney Stodden forgets she's married. Couples Therapy discussed.
57:50 Amanda Bynes was blind, maybe and had Lasic. Was in court.
59:25 Jenny McCarthy has a new book. Had Jesus posters on her wall. Blew a guy at a truck stop for $20.
1:01:30 Made In Jersey cancelled, as is Animal Practice. Kevin mentions Jen. Dane Cook's new sitcom cancelled before it aired.
1:03:00 Ted became the highest grossing R-Rated comedy, ever.
1:04:00 Uma Thurman had a baby girl.
1:05:10 Kellen Lutz will win an Oscar, one day. Filming Tarzan, just now.
1:06:25 Tom Hanks dropped an F-bomb on Good Morning America.
1:09:00 Movies That Will Suck: Grudge Match. Family Circus. Heathcliffe. Son of Earnest.
1:13:20 Snoop Lion sold his music to Hot Pockets.
1:16:00 GangnamBusters.
1:17:00 Trapped in the Closet continues, on Black Friday.
1:19:15 Geek News: Joe Shuster's family in court.
1:20:00 Darth Vader (Mark Noakes)'s wife catches a punch from their neighbor.
1:22:45 Lost interview footage of The Empire Strikes Back found. Coke nail.
1:25:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The El Dorado Hotel and Casino in Reno, NV, 10/6/2012"
Runtime: 1:29:22
Recorded Sat, 20th Oct 2012
Released Sun, 21st Oct. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:04 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:20 Kevin feels bloated, after eating several Boston Creampies. Mentions going to Vegas with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. People are sat close to Ralph and Kevin.
11:40 Ralph disparages Karen Carpenter.
12:20 Shout-outs: (Kevin in charge of audio tonight). Rob Udvari went home, drunk.
15:10 Patrick and Danette Lawson from Wyoming have been together for 14 years. "Leafblower."
17:20 Matthew and Shauna celebrate 2 years marriage. "Brown to Pound Town." "She grabs a steak-knife."
19:20 Sean Berry will have an Avengers-theme wedding. Degrassi references.
22:45 Justin and Kristin celebrate Slutty Kristin's birthday. "Ultimate Surrender Porn." (REALLY NSFW!) "Hot Karl."
27:00 Email bag: Cathy and Rick Aguirre voted for HBO in the Stitcher Awards.
28:45 Mark from South Wales asks for Tom Jones' What's New Pussycat? by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
29:50 Daniel from Manchester asks for Al Pacino to sing the Ghostbusters theme.
30:45 Creepy Clown Time: Tim Curry Creepy Clown.
32:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: Larry Sloan. Heckler butts in.
34:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Gary Collins.
35:10 Tinseltown Stiff: John Clive.
35:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Sylvia Kristel. Kevin and Ralph discuss her filmography and personal experiences. "21 cock salute."
41:30 Hollywood Helpers: Anne Hathaway donating wedding picture money to charity.
43:15 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan's father tries to stage an intervention. Poltergeist reference: "You moved the headstones!" Officially backing Mitt Romney.
47:00 National Mall in Washington will have the Million Muppet March for PBS.
48:30 Barack Obama went on the Yeo Show, in Florida. Asked about Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey.
50:30 Hulk Hogan sex-tape update: same woman on tape with 3 other men. Hulk sues everybody.
54:15 Fuck tapes Kim Kardashian will not be paid to show at events in Vegas. Khewbacca is the host of the X-Factor. "Thimble full of talent." Kris Jenner wants to be the manager of the Honey Boo Boo family.
56:30 Courtney Stodden forgets she's married. Couples Therapy discussed.
57:50 Amanda Bynes was blind, maybe and had Lasic. Was in court.
59:25 Jenny McCarthy has a new book. Had Jesus posters on her wall. Blew a guy at a truck stop for $20.
1:01:30 Made In Jersey cancelled, as is Animal Practice. Kevin mentions Jen. Dane Cook's new sitcom cancelled before it aired.
1:03:00 Ted became the highest grossing R-Rated comedy, ever.
1:04:00 Uma Thurman had a baby girl.
1:05:10 Kellen Lutz will win an Oscar, one day. Filming Tarzan, just now.
1:06:25 Tom Hanks dropped an F-bomb on Good Morning America.
1:09:00 Movies That Will Suck: Grudge Match. Family Circus. Heathcliffe. Son of Earnest.
1:13:20 Snoop Lion sold his music to Hot Pockets.
1:16:00 GangnamBusters.
1:17:00 Trapped in the Closet continues, on Black Friday.
1:19:15 Geek News: Joe Shuster's family in court.
1:20:00 Darth Vader (Mark Noakes)'s wife catches a punch from their neighbor.
1:22:45 Lost interview footage of The Empire Strikes Back found. Coke nail.
1:25:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 100
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The El Dorado Hotel and Casino in Reno, NV, 10/6/2012"
Runtime: 1:39:39
Recorded Sat, 6th Oct 2012
Released Mon, 8th Oct. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:30 Quick HBO Recap, and Ralph's scrotum. The Big Balls, Small Cock song.
11:20 Professor Steven Hawking sends an audio message to Ralph.
12:00 The Advantages of Having Your Own Score.
13:40 Ralph disparages Professor Steven Hawking.
14:20 Shout-outs: (Kevin working the audio). Trish and Tim Hackler at The El Dorado. Vicky can't make it. Ralph disparages a heckler. Tim Curry impression.
17:30 Quote: "Gloryholin' on the road."
17:45 Halloween Episode coming up. Costumes announced.
18:00 Dan and Clarissa have been married for 1 day. Prima Noctae discussed. Kevin plays I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd. Adam West Marriage Advice.
20:40 Alison Hughes and Steve from Vallejo, CA. send in the Most Disturbing Email. David Lynch on 14 years of relationships.
24:10 Kevin advocates Sport-fucking.
25:00 Jeff Jones and Kirsten celebrate 11 years marriage and went to see 'Weird' Al Yankovic. Muppets shout-out.
26:50 James and Meredith from Sacramento. Meredith would like to go to the Bunny Ranch. Local brothels discussed. Yoda-oral.
30:50 The usage of prostitutes discussed, and crabs.
31:40 Creepy Clown Time: Will and Trish ask for Bane Creepy Clown.
34:30 Email Bag: Susan Gemett from Rochester, NY. Dudley Moore Edelweiss.
37:15 The Ralph Garman discussed, and G Spirits.
38:35 Pam's daughter is in the Peace Corps in Moldova. Shout-out to those in the Peace Corps.
40:13 Sarah from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada tells husband Zack that she is pregnant. Bowie steps in.
42:10 Quote: "I hope that you're the father."
42:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: RB Greaves. Take A Letter, Maria.
46:20 Hollywoods Helpers: Marty Griffin's wife was an extra on Public Enemies. Billy Crudup brings a pizza.
49:20 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber pukes on-stage. Kevin likes Baby.
52:00 Arnie pimping his new book. "Should be called True Lies." "I'll be back." "Up and at them!"
54:35 Snoop Lion released Pro-Obama list.
57:45 Amanda Bynes M.I.A.
58:00 Lindsay Lohan assaulted in a hotel room. Herbie, Christine and the Kool Aid guy discussed.
1:01:30 Is Britney Spears a meth-head?
1:03:15 Kim Kardashian still needs to lose weight; selling via twitter.
1:04:45 Hulk Hogan sex-tape released on Gawker. Kevin amazed. Ex-wife arrested for DUI.
1:08:25 Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy.
1:09:45 Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey war.
1:11:15 Breaking Amish discussed. "Churnin' butter and shit." Teeth.
1:14:40 Celebrity Splash announced. Kevin would like to see Celebrity Rectal. Ralph on asian drivers.
1:18:00 Honey Boo Boo receiving death threats.
1:18:45 Glamour Magazine votes Robert Pattinson sexiest man alive.
1:19:50 James Bond drinks Heineken beer in Skyfall. Adele's Bond theme.
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: WB announce Yogi Bear 2. Hasbro announces Action Man, Monopoly; The Movie and Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
1:24:40 Miley Cyrus in talks to star in Bonnie and Clyde. Kevin saw her at a premiere. Monsters Inc. joke.
1:26:10 John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John to release a Christmas album.
1:27:50 Geek News: Stan Lee had heart surgery in L.A.
1:29:54 Mark Wayne Williams (Michigan Batman) in the news, again. Kevin met Michael Keaton at the Dogma premiere.
1:32:20 Taken 2 in the cinema, Liam Neeson promoting everywhere. Andy Cohen.
1:35:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The El Dorado Hotel and Casino in Reno, NV, 10/6/2012"
Runtime: 1:39:39
Recorded Sat, 6th Oct 2012
Released Mon, 8th Oct. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:30 Quick HBO Recap, and Ralph's scrotum. The Big Balls, Small Cock song.
11:20 Professor Steven Hawking sends an audio message to Ralph.
12:00 The Advantages of Having Your Own Score.
13:40 Ralph disparages Professor Steven Hawking.
14:20 Shout-outs: (Kevin working the audio). Trish and Tim Hackler at The El Dorado. Vicky can't make it. Ralph disparages a heckler. Tim Curry impression.
17:30 Quote: "Gloryholin' on the road."
17:45 Halloween Episode coming up. Costumes announced.
18:00 Dan and Clarissa have been married for 1 day. Prima Noctae discussed. Kevin plays I Wanna Sex You Up by Color Me Badd. Adam West Marriage Advice.
20:40 Alison Hughes and Steve from Vallejo, CA. send in the Most Disturbing Email. David Lynch on 14 years of relationships.
24:10 Kevin advocates Sport-fucking.
25:00 Jeff Jones and Kirsten celebrate 11 years marriage and went to see 'Weird' Al Yankovic. Muppets shout-out.
26:50 James and Meredith from Sacramento. Meredith would like to go to the Bunny Ranch. Local brothels discussed. Yoda-oral.
30:50 The usage of prostitutes discussed, and crabs.
31:40 Creepy Clown Time: Will and Trish ask for Bane Creepy Clown.
34:30 Email Bag: Susan Gemett from Rochester, NY. Dudley Moore Edelweiss.
37:15 The Ralph Garman discussed, and G Spirits.
38:35 Pam's daughter is in the Peace Corps in Moldova. Shout-out to those in the Peace Corps.
40:13 Sarah from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada tells husband Zack that she is pregnant. Bowie steps in.
42:10 Quote: "I hope that you're the father."
42:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: RB Greaves. Take A Letter, Maria.
46:20 Hollywoods Helpers: Marty Griffin's wife was an extra on Public Enemies. Billy Crudup brings a pizza.
49:20 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber pukes on-stage. Kevin likes Baby.
52:00 Arnie pimping his new book. "Should be called True Lies." "I'll be back." "Up and at them!"
54:35 Snoop Lion released Pro-Obama list.
57:45 Amanda Bynes M.I.A.
58:00 Lindsay Lohan assaulted in a hotel room. Herbie, Christine and the Kool Aid guy discussed.
1:01:30 Is Britney Spears a meth-head?
1:03:15 Kim Kardashian still needs to lose weight; selling via twitter.
1:04:45 Hulk Hogan sex-tape released on Gawker. Kevin amazed. Ex-wife arrested for DUI.
1:08:25 Courtney Stodden on Couples Therapy.
1:09:45 Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey war.
1:11:15 Breaking Amish discussed. "Churnin' butter and shit." Teeth.
1:14:40 Celebrity Splash announced. Kevin would like to see Celebrity Rectal. Ralph on asian drivers.
1:18:00 Honey Boo Boo receiving death threats.
1:18:45 Glamour Magazine votes Robert Pattinson sexiest man alive.
1:19:50 James Bond drinks Heineken beer in Skyfall. Adele's Bond theme.
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: WB announce Yogi Bear 2. Hasbro announces Action Man, Monopoly; The Movie and Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
1:24:40 Miley Cyrus in talks to star in Bonnie and Clyde. Kevin saw her at a premiere. Monsters Inc. joke.
1:26:10 John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John to release a Christmas album.
1:27:50 Geek News: Stan Lee had heart surgery in L.A.
1:29:54 Mark Wayne Williams (Michigan Batman) in the news, again. Kevin met Michael Keaton at the Dogma premiere.
1:32:20 Taken 2 in the cinema, Liam Neeson promoting everywhere. Andy Cohen.
1:35:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 99
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin attempt to have a Great One for show #99 before the big 1 double aught next week in Reno, NV. (Recorded at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on 9/29/2012)"
Runtime: 1:42:15
Recorded Sat, 29th Sept 2012
Released Sun, 30th Sept. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
6:58 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:45 Carmageddon explained.
8:40 Kevin on Harvey Weinstein on Armageddón.
10:00 Kevin, Ralph and Jason Mewes went to see Batman Live. Kevin explains, and plugs.
11:30 Quote: "Rusty Litterbox."
13:30 Shout-outs: Kevin cock-fumbles. Lucy and Michael Leavesley from Sheffeild, UK, got engaged, and accent mocked.
18:55 Daniel Tiberillo from Brazil asks for a Kevin impression of Mewes.
19:43 Monkey in the Cage Podcast at The Lovitz. Karen Gonzalez is a no-show. Shout-out thrown away.
20:40 Ghost Podcaster.
20:50 Ralph notes that this is show #99. Remarks on the importance of this number to Kevin.
22:00 Steve freaks out Sue with his shout-out.
23:00 Yesenia celebrates her 24th birthday. Ralph asks an inappropriate question. Kevin tries to use his nous to get to the bottom of why she was in the hospital. Yesenia is unyielding with her information.
28:32 Email bag: Jen from London, Ontario, Canada asks for a happy birthday for her friend Andrew.
30:30 Crappy Role Model has a GPD Car. (Back).
33:00 Dale from Scotland takes issue with the mistreatment of porn stars. "Fuck-tapes' Kim Kardashian."
34:50 Chris sends in Tricky Dicky. Video. Looper discussed.
39:50 Richard in Seattle asks about Smith and Garman sex acts.
42:15 Rick in Australia sends in a Wagon Wheel.
43:00 Creepy Clown Time: Paul in NYC asks for Truman Capote Creepy Clown.
45:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Johnny Lewis. Tribute.
51:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael O'Hare.
51:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Rye. Aquaman.
53:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Andy Williams. Moon River.
56:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Herbert Lom. Pink Panther.
57:50 Shit That Should Not Be: FireFly.
59:00 Exquisite Acting: Tarateki Tiz.
1:01:30 Kev-In: (Danger). Raiders. Lee Harvey Oswald. Amanda Bynes.
1:03:20 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger's memoirs to be released.
1:04:50 Quote: "A sock full o' walnuts."
1:06:30 Lindsay Lohan hospitalized.
1:07:25 **first appearance** Dan Louisell's Amanda Bynes theme.
1:08:00 Amanda Bynes no-shows court on the West Coast. Locked herself in a bathroom in a cupcake shop in NYC.
1:10:00 Kim Kardashian told to drop 20lbs, from Kanye West. Second Kanye West sex-tape being shopped about. Kevin talks about his sex playlist.
1:12:50 iPhone 5 out, and Kris Jenner told to get in line.
1:13:30 Erin Moran evicted. Poor Chachi.
1:15:00 Ralph remarks on Sofia Vergara at the Emmy's.
1:16:20 SkyFall to be released. 50th anniversary of Bond approaching.
1:17:20 Samuel L. Jackson's Wake the fuck up.
1:18:30 Upcoming Elections discussed. Sarah Silverman short. Kevin unimpressed with Romney.
1:20:20 Movies That Will Suck: Mister Ed.
1:22:30 The Coolest - Jaden Smith. The top of Ralph's head is about to blow off.
1:24:20 Pete Townshend's new book admits that Pete had sex with Mick Jagger.
1:26:20 Lady Gaga's ass to be made into a bag.
1:27:40 Carrie Underwood gives a kid his first kiss.
1:30:35 Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
1:31:30 Geek News: Mark Webb directing Spider-Man 2.
1:32:50 Jamie Alexander injured on the set of Thor.
1:34:10 Wolverine pictures released.
1:35:40 Daniel Evans from Shropshire sends in Oppa Klingon Style.
1:37:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Edvard Munch's The Scream.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin attempt to have a Great One for show #99 before the big 1 double aught next week in Reno, NV. (Recorded at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on 9/29/2012)"
Runtime: 1:42:15
Recorded Sat, 29th Sept 2012
Released Sun, 30th Sept. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
6:58 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:45 Carmageddon explained.
8:40 Kevin on Harvey Weinstein on Armageddón.
10:00 Kevin, Ralph and Jason Mewes went to see Batman Live. Kevin explains, and plugs.
11:30 Quote: "Rusty Litterbox."
13:30 Shout-outs: Kevin cock-fumbles. Lucy and Michael Leavesley from Sheffeild, UK, got engaged, and accent mocked.
18:55 Daniel Tiberillo from Brazil asks for a Kevin impression of Mewes.
19:43 Monkey in the Cage Podcast at The Lovitz. Karen Gonzalez is a no-show. Shout-out thrown away.
20:40 Ghost Podcaster.
20:50 Ralph notes that this is show #99. Remarks on the importance of this number to Kevin.
22:00 Steve freaks out Sue with his shout-out.
23:00 Yesenia celebrates her 24th birthday. Ralph asks an inappropriate question. Kevin tries to use his nous to get to the bottom of why she was in the hospital. Yesenia is unyielding with her information.
28:32 Email bag: Jen from London, Ontario, Canada asks for a happy birthday for her friend Andrew.
30:30 Crappy Role Model has a GPD Car. (Back).
33:00 Dale from Scotland takes issue with the mistreatment of porn stars. "Fuck-tapes' Kim Kardashian."
34:50 Chris sends in Tricky Dicky. Video. Looper discussed.
39:50 Richard in Seattle asks about Smith and Garman sex acts.
42:15 Rick in Australia sends in a Wagon Wheel.
43:00 Creepy Clown Time: Paul in NYC asks for Truman Capote Creepy Clown.
45:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Johnny Lewis. Tribute.
51:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael O'Hare.
51:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Rye. Aquaman.
53:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Andy Williams. Moon River.
56:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Herbert Lom. Pink Panther.
57:50 Shit That Should Not Be: FireFly.
59:00 Exquisite Acting: Tarateki Tiz.
1:01:30 Kev-In: (Danger). Raiders. Lee Harvey Oswald. Amanda Bynes.
1:03:20 HBO Headlines: Arnold Schwarzenegger's memoirs to be released.
1:04:50 Quote: "A sock full o' walnuts."
1:06:30 Lindsay Lohan hospitalized.
1:07:25 **first appearance** Dan Louisell's Amanda Bynes theme.
1:08:00 Amanda Bynes no-shows court on the West Coast. Locked herself in a bathroom in a cupcake shop in NYC.
1:10:00 Kim Kardashian told to drop 20lbs, from Kanye West. Second Kanye West sex-tape being shopped about. Kevin talks about his sex playlist.
1:12:50 iPhone 5 out, and Kris Jenner told to get in line.
1:13:30 Erin Moran evicted. Poor Chachi.
1:15:00 Ralph remarks on Sofia Vergara at the Emmy's.
1:16:20 SkyFall to be released. 50th anniversary of Bond approaching.
1:17:20 Samuel L. Jackson's Wake the fuck up.
1:18:30 Upcoming Elections discussed. Sarah Silverman short. Kevin unimpressed with Romney.
1:20:20 Movies That Will Suck: Mister Ed.
1:22:30 The Coolest - Jaden Smith. The top of Ralph's head is about to blow off.
1:24:20 Pete Townshend's new book admits that Pete had sex with Mick Jagger.
1:26:20 Lady Gaga's ass to be made into a bag.
1:27:40 Carrie Underwood gives a kid his first kiss.
1:30:35 Ke$ha had sex with a ghost.
1:31:30 Geek News: Mark Webb directing Spider-Man 2.
1:32:50 Jamie Alexander injured on the set of Thor.
1:34:10 Wolverine pictures released.
1:35:40 Daniel Evans from Shropshire sends in Oppa Klingon Style.
1:37:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Edvard Munch's The Scream.
Hollywood Babble-On 98
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Canyon Club in Agoura Hills, CA on 9/22/2012...."
Runtime: 1:30:56
Recorded Sat, 22nd Sept 2012
Released Mon, 24th Sept. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
9:51 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
11:10 Quote: "You're not Agouraphobic ...?" (Filed).
11:35 The Dark Knight Returns came out this week. Kevin plugs it like crazy. Cried, and Jen unimpressed.
13:20 Ralph has special fondness for The Canyon Club, and runs of some of the bands he likes, and saw there."
14:25 Shout-outs: Jen bought Ralph a bottle of Jack Daniels Select. Breaks Ben's Babble-On cherry.
15:50 Chris Gold celebrates his birthday with friend, Cash. Harrison Ford and Bane.
17:20 Ron Aitkins and Adrienne come for the Fun and Funny.
18:30 Tim Carrigan and Jill celebrate one year together. Silent Bob and Caleb shout out.
19:55 Lynn and Jeanine Ottman from Rochester, NY, drove in from Vegas. Big Fan Bonus! (w/ happy ending).
21:00 Quotes: "Holy pedophiles!" "The Boyfuckers."
21:45 Derek and girlfriend are a no-show.
21:55 Travis and Aliza present. Kevin sideswipes Ralph into anal.
23:45 Email bag: Frederick sends in this article.
26:06 Andy from Michigan had a bad 9/11. Ralph doesn't like Andy's ex.
27:00 Dan and buddy formed a friendship over HBO.
28:20 Nicole from South Bend (?), IN is attracted to Kevin. Advice for Mitch, via Nicole.
30:20 Justin sells his Batman comics, movie collection and guitar, to help with his upcoming kid. Sean Connery slaps some sense into Justin.
31:30 Creepy Clown Time: Kenny in Las Vegas demands Larry Flint Creepy Clown. Ralph scats.
34:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Ingle. General Hospital discussed, as well as his former students.
36:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Steve Sabol. John Facender.
38:55 Hollywood Helpers: Russell Crowe helps out a broad on Noah. Kevin unimpressed.
40:40 Hollywood Helper: Kevin Smith and Richard Branson serve mimosas. Tweets. Podcast. Kevin on Branson history.
45:45 Quote: "How can he know all dat?!" Game-show: Indiana Jones Blu-Ray boxset up for grabs. Kevin playing for Brandon and Myriam. First question right. Second question wrong (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Life). Third question 1/2 right. Box-set gifted.
52:35 HBO Headlines: 15 Amanda Bynes stories. Car taken away in Burbank, CA. Talks to herself, and inanimate objects. Uncontrollable laughing. Locked in dressing room. Took off shirt in spin class. People Magazine interview.
56:45 Lindsay Lohan knocked off the Hot Mess Throne. For a while. Hit a dude with her SUV. Goodyear offers driving lessons.
57:00 Quote: "Lindsay has like, 9 kills."
58:40 Dina Lohan batshit crazy on Dr. Phil.
59:45 Kim Kardashian lookalike and Kanye West sex-tape being shopped around.
1:01:00 Honey Boo Boo Child under the microscope. More money demanded.
1:04:00 Many celebrities live in the local area. Kardashian Khurch discussed.
1:05:00 Justin Bieber Duct-Tape released. Offered a hockey contract.
1:06:30 Trenton Titans Coaching Contract offered to Kevin Smith. Kevin says he'll do it.
1:08:08 Lady Gaga turns up in London wearing a bhurqa. PETA unimpressed. PETS unimpressed.
1:09:30 Kristen Stewart revealed that Robert Pattinson likes to lick under her armpits. Fetischen.
1:11:45 SkyFall about to be released. Best Bond Themes discussed. Ralph saw Live and Let Die on the cinema. Kevin leaves Ralph hanging.
1:14:00 Movies That Will Suck: SONY announce Manimal: The Movie.
1:14:20 Quotes: "Simon McCorkindale," "How dare you know that?!" "How can you know all dat?!" "Yeah, solid ..."
1:16:45 Clint Eastwood defends his recent political appearances.
1:17:55 Arnold Schwarzenegger's book's trailer released. Kevin says huge Arnold story released this week.
1:21:10 Geek News: William Shatner was oblivious that George Takei was homosexual.
1:22:45 Hutchinson, Kansas wants to be known as Smallville. Kevin agrees. Ralph ... not so much.
1:24:30 Dennis Hof and the Alien Cathouse. Kevin a fan.
1:26:10 Quote: "She's beautiful!"
1:28:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded live at The Canyon Club in Agoura Hills, CA on 9/22/2012...."
Runtime: 1:30:56
Recorded Sat, 22nd Sept 2012
Released Mon, 24th Sept. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
9:51 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
11:10 Quote: "You're not Agouraphobic ...?" (Filed).
11:35 The Dark Knight Returns came out this week. Kevin plugs it like crazy. Cried, and Jen unimpressed.
13:20 Ralph has special fondness for The Canyon Club, and runs of some of the bands he likes, and saw there."
14:25 Shout-outs: Jen bought Ralph a bottle of Jack Daniels Select. Breaks Ben's Babble-On cherry.
15:50 Chris Gold celebrates his birthday with friend, Cash. Harrison Ford and Bane.
17:20 Ron Aitkins and Adrienne come for the Fun and Funny.
18:30 Tim Carrigan and Jill celebrate one year together. Silent Bob and Caleb shout out.
19:55 Lynn and Jeanine Ottman from Rochester, NY, drove in from Vegas. Big Fan Bonus! (w/ happy ending).
21:00 Quotes: "Holy pedophiles!" "The Boyfuckers."
21:45 Derek and girlfriend are a no-show.
21:55 Travis and Aliza present. Kevin sideswipes Ralph into anal.
23:45 Email bag: Frederick sends in this article.
26:06 Andy from Michigan had a bad 9/11. Ralph doesn't like Andy's ex.
27:00 Dan and buddy formed a friendship over HBO.
28:20 Nicole from South Bend (?), IN is attracted to Kevin. Advice for Mitch, via Nicole.
30:20 Justin sells his Batman comics, movie collection and guitar, to help with his upcoming kid. Sean Connery slaps some sense into Justin.
31:30 Creepy Clown Time: Kenny in Las Vegas demands Larry Flint Creepy Clown. Ralph scats.
34:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: John Ingle. General Hospital discussed, as well as his former students.
36:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Steve Sabol. John Facender.
38:55 Hollywood Helpers: Russell Crowe helps out a broad on Noah. Kevin unimpressed.
40:40 Hollywood Helper: Kevin Smith and Richard Branson serve mimosas. Tweets. Podcast. Kevin on Branson history.
45:45 Quote: "How can he know all dat?!" Game-show: Indiana Jones Blu-Ray boxset up for grabs. Kevin playing for Brandon and Myriam. First question right. Second question wrong (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Life). Third question 1/2 right. Box-set gifted.
52:35 HBO Headlines: 15 Amanda Bynes stories. Car taken away in Burbank, CA. Talks to herself, and inanimate objects. Uncontrollable laughing. Locked in dressing room. Took off shirt in spin class. People Magazine interview.
56:45 Lindsay Lohan knocked off the Hot Mess Throne. For a while. Hit a dude with her SUV. Goodyear offers driving lessons.
57:00 Quote: "Lindsay has like, 9 kills."
58:40 Dina Lohan batshit crazy on Dr. Phil.
59:45 Kim Kardashian lookalike and Kanye West sex-tape being shopped around.
1:01:00 Honey Boo Boo Child under the microscope. More money demanded.
1:04:00 Many celebrities live in the local area. Kardashian Khurch discussed.
1:05:00 Justin Bieber Duct-Tape released. Offered a hockey contract.
1:06:30 Trenton Titans Coaching Contract offered to Kevin Smith. Kevin says he'll do it.
1:08:08 Lady Gaga turns up in London wearing a bhurqa. PETA unimpressed. PETS unimpressed.
1:09:30 Kristen Stewart revealed that Robert Pattinson likes to lick under her armpits. Fetischen.
1:11:45 SkyFall about to be released. Best Bond Themes discussed. Ralph saw Live and Let Die on the cinema. Kevin leaves Ralph hanging.
1:14:00 Movies That Will Suck: SONY announce Manimal: The Movie.
1:14:20 Quotes: "Simon McCorkindale," "How dare you know that?!" "How can you know all dat?!" "Yeah, solid ..."
1:16:45 Clint Eastwood defends his recent political appearances.
1:17:55 Arnold Schwarzenegger's book's trailer released. Kevin says huge Arnold story released this week.
1:21:10 Geek News: William Shatner was oblivious that George Takei was homosexual.
1:22:45 Hutchinson, Kansas wants to be known as Smallville. Kevin agrees. Ralph ... not so much.
1:24:30 Dennis Hof and the Alien Cathouse. Kevin a fan.
1:26:10 Quote: "She's beautiful!"
1:28:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 97
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take this prime time, even though it cuts into Kevin's weeeee time. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 9/15/2012)..."
Runtime: 1:31:05
Recorded Sat, 15th Sept 2012
Released Mon, 17th Sept. 2012
LOUD video.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:28 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Batman steps in to host HBO. Everyone in attendance has free tickets to Batman Live. (Thanks to Wendy and the people at Golden Voice).
7:40 Kevin went to interview Adam West for Fatman on Batman. Episode here. Kevin describes meeting Adam West.
13:00 New HBO start-time.
14:00 Meghan informs Kevin that there was two females in the green room who were hot for him. Ralph disparages the story.
16:50 Quote: "Help me bury the body ..."
17:45 Shout-Outs: Adam Leibreich Johnson owns Ralph in front of a sold out Lovitz! Fiancée recovering from chemotherapy. Ed Wynn shout-out.
20:20 Quote: "Lady balls!"
20:45 Frankie and Francesca saw HBO at the SModCastle. (HBO 8) Iron Bruiser!
23:30 "Buttfuck" Brian Lipgow and "Assleigh," Ashleigh from Philly, PA celebrate Ashleigh's birthday. Ralph berates a heckler. No Apollo Creed impression. Bill Cosby Owls. Kevin with color commentary of the evolution of Ralph's impressions. revealing email from best friend.
28:40 Email bag: Jon Andersen sends in this article.
31:40 Giancarlo draws Gar-Man.
32:30 Wayne from Newfoundland has been putting off emailing HBO for his new wife. Newfoundland discussed. New sexually agressive Kevin/Pacino.
34:46 Pam writes in for friend Dustin, overcoming cancer and his 39th birthday.
36:40 Quotes: "Air pussy," "Just Do It."
37:20 Ben from Shitty, AL, finishes with girlfriend asks for David Bowie.
39:40 Creepy Clown Time: Chris from Leyton, Utah, asks for Steven Hawking Creepy Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Dorothy McGuire. Sincerely. Kevin not a fan.
45:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Ron Taylor. Chain-mail shark suit.
48:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lance LeGault. Colonel Roderick Decker.
50:25 Hollywood Helpers: Julia Roberts $500 tip. Pretty Woman discussed.
53:00 Hollywood Helper: The Rocketeer saves a life. Audience member bogarts one of Kevin's jokes.
55:35 Quote: "Every fucking week."
55:55 Shit That Should Not Be: Boogie Nights.
58:20 Exquisite Acting: Spider Mann sends in Nic Cage in Ghost Rider 2. "He's scraping at the door!"
1:01:25 Kev-In: Airplane! Home Alone. Bale-In.
1:02:45 Kevin offers to lend his FleshLight to Ralph.
1:03:40 Quote: "Spit valve on a trumpet?"
1:04:50 HBO Headlines: Google's the Bacon Number. Ralph. Kevin. Wild Things discussed.
1:08:50 Lindsay Lohan to appear in Scary Movie 5. Blows off rehearsals.
1:10:20 Amanda Bynes Mega Update: Pipe. Smoke. Baja Fresh.
1:14:40 Quote: "Horcruxes, and shit."
1:15:00 Tara Reid in France.
1:15:50 Larry Flint offers $1m for anyone who can get Mitt Romney's tax returns. "Creepy Clown Flint!"
1:16:30 Alison Pill nude tweet.
1:17:55 Kim Kardashian learned stuff from her 72 day marriage.
1:18:50 Nick Nolte, 71, takes 5 year-old daughter on the bumper cars.
1:19:50 Nic Cage creeping around Vanessa Hudgens on the set of Frozen Ground.
1:20:35 Geek News: Green Lantern got married.
1:22:30 Godzilla to be remade. "Gujirra!"
1:24:00 Star Trek Into Darkness title released. "Star Trek Sucked My Dick."
1:25:20 Emma Watson nipple slip. Zoom. "Magical nipple shield!"
1:27:05 Quote: "I'm more of as nipple protector."
1:27:09 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take this prime time, even though it cuts into Kevin's weeeee time. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 9/15/2012)..."
Runtime: 1:31:05
Recorded Sat, 15th Sept 2012
Released Mon, 17th Sept. 2012
LOUD video.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:28 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Batman steps in to host HBO. Everyone in attendance has free tickets to Batman Live. (Thanks to Wendy and the people at Golden Voice).
7:40 Kevin went to interview Adam West for Fatman on Batman. Episode here. Kevin describes meeting Adam West.
13:00 New HBO start-time.
14:00 Meghan informs Kevin that there was two females in the green room who were hot for him. Ralph disparages the story.
16:50 Quote: "Help me bury the body ..."
17:45 Shout-Outs: Adam Leibreich Johnson owns Ralph in front of a sold out Lovitz! Fiancée recovering from chemotherapy. Ed Wynn shout-out.
20:20 Quote: "Lady balls!"
20:45 Frankie and Francesca saw HBO at the SModCastle. (HBO 8) Iron Bruiser!
23:30 "Buttfuck" Brian Lipgow and "Assleigh," Ashleigh from Philly, PA celebrate Ashleigh's birthday. Ralph berates a heckler. No Apollo Creed impression. Bill Cosby Owls. Kevin with color commentary of the evolution of Ralph's impressions. revealing email from best friend.
28:40 Email bag: Jon Andersen sends in this article.
31:40 Giancarlo draws Gar-Man.
32:30 Wayne from Newfoundland has been putting off emailing HBO for his new wife. Newfoundland discussed. New sexually agressive Kevin/Pacino.
34:46 Pam writes in for friend Dustin, overcoming cancer and his 39th birthday.
36:40 Quotes: "Air pussy," "Just Do It."
37:20 Ben from Shitty, AL, finishes with girlfriend asks for David Bowie.
39:40 Creepy Clown Time: Chris from Leyton, Utah, asks for Steven Hawking Creepy Clown.
42:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Dorothy McGuire. Sincerely. Kevin not a fan.
45:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Ron Taylor. Chain-mail shark suit.
48:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Lance LeGault. Colonel Roderick Decker.
50:25 Hollywood Helpers: Julia Roberts $500 tip. Pretty Woman discussed.
53:00 Hollywood Helper: The Rocketeer saves a life. Audience member bogarts one of Kevin's jokes.
55:35 Quote: "Every fucking week."
55:55 Shit That Should Not Be: Boogie Nights.
58:20 Exquisite Acting: Spider Mann sends in Nic Cage in Ghost Rider 2. "He's scraping at the door!"
1:01:25 Kev-In: Airplane! Home Alone. Bale-In.
1:02:45 Kevin offers to lend his FleshLight to Ralph.
1:03:40 Quote: "Spit valve on a trumpet?"
1:04:50 HBO Headlines: Google's the Bacon Number. Ralph. Kevin. Wild Things discussed.
1:08:50 Lindsay Lohan to appear in Scary Movie 5. Blows off rehearsals.
1:10:20 Amanda Bynes Mega Update: Pipe. Smoke. Baja Fresh.
1:14:40 Quote: "Horcruxes, and shit."
1:15:00 Tara Reid in France.
1:15:50 Larry Flint offers $1m for anyone who can get Mitt Romney's tax returns. "Creepy Clown Flint!"
1:16:30 Alison Pill nude tweet.
1:17:55 Kim Kardashian learned stuff from her 72 day marriage.
1:18:50 Nick Nolte, 71, takes 5 year-old daughter on the bumper cars.
1:19:50 Nic Cage creeping around Vanessa Hudgens on the set of Frozen Ground.
1:20:35 Geek News: Green Lantern got married.
1:22:30 Godzilla to be remade. "Gujirra!"
1:24:00 Star Trek Into Darkness title released. "Star Trek Sucked My Dick."
1:25:20 Emma Watson nipple slip. Zoom. "Magical nipple shield!"
1:27:05 Quote: "I'm more of as nipple protector."
1:27:09 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 96
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin return home to face off against Ryan Reynlods double and a Rusty Sheriff's badge. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 9/8/2012)"
Runtime: 2:00:07
Recorded Sat, 8th Sept 2012
Released Mon, 10th Sept. 2012
LOUD video.
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:25 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:00 Kevin feelin' a little blue.
9:15 Kevin went to a Bat Mitzvah. In a suit-jacket.
10:40 Quote: "Standard-issue Fat-Guy."
11:10 Quote: "You're thinking 'mormon's.'"
12:00 Kevin annoyed because he passed answering a question.
14:25 Ralph recites a prayer in Hebrew.
14:50 Quotes: "I got cut for Christ!" "Honk if you're clipped!"
15:25 Shout-outs: Edgar Aguirrez' pals are gay for each other.
16:15 Quote: "Damn you, Sharktopus!"
18:15 Chris, Michelle, Pat and Eric say "FUCK, YEAH!" Green Lantern stand-in. Ralph demands to see abs. Ralph cuts off Kevin's Bane impression.
21:20 Brian from Arizona sends in one of many Rusty Sherriff's Badge drink, for the Lovitz.
22:50 Ralph is a former mixologist.
24:00 Chuck and friends hail from Ralph's neck of the woods. Sanford Ralph and Kevin sing the Sanford and Sons theme. Jim is a NJ Devil's fan. Brett is pissed and sends in an email.
29:17 Kevin finishes Ralph's Nic Cage impression.
29:25 Nick, Trevor and Johnnie celebrate Dan's birthday.
31:00 Email bag: Britt from Canada not too thrilled with the current Garmy shirt. GhostBabblers.
34:30 Jeff Butler from Ontario has been letting his 12 year-old son listen to HBO.
36:10 Scatting and Sammy Davis Jr. as The Hulk.
36:35 Joseph Rodriguez of Boscos Grindhouse humiliated by train guard. Apology issued.
37:45 Kyle from Portland, Oregon sends in the "Leather Cheerio."
38:30 DJ James gets a fan (Belle).
39:30 Orion writes in. The name impresses Ralph and Kevin. Gay Ghost.
42:10 Creepy Clown Time: David from Yorkshire asks for Jon Lovitz Creepy Clown.
43:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Hal David. Clerks II. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid plugged.
44:32 Quote: "All strokey."
47:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Joe South. Games People Play. Lynn Anderson - Rose Garden.
49:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Clarke-Duncan. Seal.
53:00 Quote: "But seriously ... black guys look alike."
53:15 Hollywood Helpers: @HBOHelper. (Up to Episode 10!)
54:20 Hollywood Helpers; World's Finest. Dean Cain. Christian Bale (Jaden Barber).
59:35 Christian Bale called Kevin and Bean at K-ROQ.
1:01:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek: The Next Generation.
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: Star Trek; The Enemy Within.
1:07:05 Kev-In: Kev-In Tumblr. Doctor Who. GhostBabbler. Clint.
1:09:15 Quote: "The shit he was saying was weird ..."
1:09:45 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus' home invaded by intruder. Attacked with scissors. Ralph the Hair-stylist. "Chez-shit!"
1:11:15 Amanda Bynes various driving problems.
1:11:20 Quote: "She's a drunk!"
1:12:12 Paul Michael Glazer takes his weed across state lines.
1:14:00 Quote: "What's up? Want some?!"
1:15:00 Hank Williams Jr. probably won't vote for Obama.
1:16:50 Nicki Minaj for Romney and the Econmey. (She fuckin' sucks).
1:18:20 Chuck Norris Socialism scaremongering.
1:20:35 Quote: "Wamp-rat."
1:20:50 Lindsay Lohan tweets the president.
1:22:15 Ben and Jerry's suing Porn company. "Smearing ..."
1:25:40 Quote: "You are my chubby hubby ..."
1:26:00 Kim Kardashian's popularity waning.
1:28:50 Russell Crowe went kayaking off Long Island, and got lost.
1:29:45 Quote: "Punched the ocean in the face."
1:30:13 Scientology tried to find Tom Cruise a wife. Kevin had an inside view into the experience.
1:33:00 Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno.
1:34:30 Movies That Will Suck: Luke Wilson in Million Dollar Man. A Christmas Story 2. Ralph plugs the Gene Shepphard essays, and says he wrote Tough Sh*t in that style. Kevin says buy In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash. J.J. Abrams new shop similar to Future Cop.
1:41:00 **first appearance** "How Can He Know All That?!"
1:41:30 Lana Del Rey GQ mag shoot. Amanda Palmer.
1:43:05 Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy Camp to settle at the MGM Grand for $10,000 a head.
1:44:40 Ralph plugs a Podcast Fantasy Camp ($1,000). Upcoming dates plugged (HBO 100 at Reno).
1:46:20 HBO moving to 8PM, Saturdays. Batman Live coming to the Staples Center in LA. Free tickets with Babble-On tickets, for next weeks show.
1:48:00 Geek News: Scott Tipton sends in Karl Kesel comic auction.
1:50:00 Venom is moving to Philly. Kevin discusses the origin of Venom. The Gay Ghost from Philedelphia. DJ James chimes in. "Gar-Man."
1:52:30 Geek Channel G4 to be rebranded.
1:53:30 Kick-Ass 2 in the works. Jim Carrey to star. Ralph unimpressed.
1:54:30 Wonder Woman to return as Amazon. Arrow gets pimped.
1:55:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin return home to face off against Ryan Reynlods double and a Rusty Sheriff's badge. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 9/8/2012)"
Runtime: 2:00:07
Recorded Sat, 8th Sept 2012
Released Mon, 10th Sept. 2012
LOUD video.
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:25 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:00 Kevin feelin' a little blue.
9:15 Kevin went to a Bat Mitzvah. In a suit-jacket.
10:40 Quote: "Standard-issue Fat-Guy."
11:10 Quote: "You're thinking 'mormon's.'"
12:00 Kevin annoyed because he passed answering a question.
14:25 Ralph recites a prayer in Hebrew.
14:50 Quotes: "I got cut for Christ!" "Honk if you're clipped!"
15:25 Shout-outs: Edgar Aguirrez' pals are gay for each other.
16:15 Quote: "Damn you, Sharktopus!"
18:15 Chris, Michelle, Pat and Eric say "FUCK, YEAH!" Green Lantern stand-in. Ralph demands to see abs. Ralph cuts off Kevin's Bane impression.
21:20 Brian from Arizona sends in one of many Rusty Sherriff's Badge drink, for the Lovitz.
22:50 Ralph is a former mixologist.
24:00 Chuck and friends hail from Ralph's neck of the woods. Sanford Ralph and Kevin sing the Sanford and Sons theme. Jim is a NJ Devil's fan. Brett is pissed and sends in an email.
29:17 Kevin finishes Ralph's Nic Cage impression.
29:25 Nick, Trevor and Johnnie celebrate Dan's birthday.
31:00 Email bag: Britt from Canada not too thrilled with the current Garmy shirt. GhostBabblers.
34:30 Jeff Butler from Ontario has been letting his 12 year-old son listen to HBO.
36:10 Scatting and Sammy Davis Jr. as The Hulk.
36:35 Joseph Rodriguez of Boscos Grindhouse humiliated by train guard. Apology issued.
37:45 Kyle from Portland, Oregon sends in the "Leather Cheerio."
38:30 DJ James gets a fan (Belle).
39:30 Orion writes in. The name impresses Ralph and Kevin. Gay Ghost.
42:10 Creepy Clown Time: David from Yorkshire asks for Jon Lovitz Creepy Clown.
43:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Hal David. Clerks II. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid plugged.
44:32 Quote: "All strokey."
47:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Joe South. Games People Play. Lynn Anderson - Rose Garden.
49:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Clarke-Duncan. Seal.
53:00 Quote: "But seriously ... black guys look alike."
53:15 Hollywood Helpers: @HBOHelper. (Up to Episode 10!)
54:20 Hollywood Helpers; World's Finest. Dean Cain. Christian Bale (Jaden Barber).
59:35 Christian Bale called Kevin and Bean at K-ROQ.
1:01:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek: The Next Generation.
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: Star Trek; The Enemy Within.
1:07:05 Kev-In: Kev-In Tumblr. Doctor Who. GhostBabbler. Clint.
1:09:15 Quote: "The shit he was saying was weird ..."
1:09:45 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus' home invaded by intruder. Attacked with scissors. Ralph the Hair-stylist. "Chez-shit!"
1:11:15 Amanda Bynes various driving problems.
1:11:20 Quote: "She's a drunk!"
1:12:12 Paul Michael Glazer takes his weed across state lines.
1:14:00 Quote: "What's up? Want some?!"
1:15:00 Hank Williams Jr. probably won't vote for Obama.
1:16:50 Nicki Minaj for Romney and the Econmey. (She fuckin' sucks).
1:18:20 Chuck Norris Socialism scaremongering.
1:20:35 Quote: "Wamp-rat."
1:20:50 Lindsay Lohan tweets the president.
1:22:15 Ben and Jerry's suing Porn company. "Smearing ..."
1:25:40 Quote: "You are my chubby hubby ..."
1:26:00 Kim Kardashian's popularity waning.
1:28:50 Russell Crowe went kayaking off Long Island, and got lost.
1:29:45 Quote: "Punched the ocean in the face."
1:30:13 Scientology tried to find Tom Cruise a wife. Kevin had an inside view into the experience.
1:33:00 Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno.
1:34:30 Movies That Will Suck: Luke Wilson in Million Dollar Man. A Christmas Story 2. Ralph plugs the Gene Shepphard essays, and says he wrote Tough Sh*t in that style. Kevin says buy In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash. J.J. Abrams new shop similar to Future Cop.
1:41:00 **first appearance** "How Can He Know All That?!"
1:41:30 Lana Del Rey GQ mag shoot. Amanda Palmer.
1:43:05 Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy Camp to settle at the MGM Grand for $10,000 a head.
1:44:40 Ralph plugs a Podcast Fantasy Camp ($1,000). Upcoming dates plugged (HBO 100 at Reno).
1:46:20 HBO moving to 8PM, Saturdays. Batman Live coming to the Staples Center in LA. Free tickets with Babble-On tickets, for next weeks show.
1:48:00 Geek News: Scott Tipton sends in Karl Kesel comic auction.
1:50:00 Venom is moving to Philly. Kevin discusses the origin of Venom. The Gay Ghost from Philedelphia. DJ James chimes in. "Gar-Man."
1:52:30 Geek Channel G4 to be rebranded.
1:53:30 Kick-Ass 2 in the works. Jim Carrey to star. Ralph unimpressed.
1:54:30 Wonder Woman to return as Amazon. Arrow gets pimped.
1:55:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 95
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take HBO North as they Babble-On in TO. (Recorded live at the Centrepoint Theater, Toronto, Canada 8/25/2012)"
Runtime: 1:39:20
Recorded Sat, 25th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 27th Aug 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
0:35 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:35 Kevin tells how he acquired the evening's weed/chocolate covered peanuts. Kevin impressed.
4:50 Old architecture from Canada dates from the 1970's.
6:40 Kevin would like to be landed; Dual American/Canadian citizen.
8:15 Kevin gives a shout-out to Attilla (Celebrating 18-year anniversary).
8:50 Quote: "I got fragged by my own troops!"
9:00 Disclaimer: No DJ James Franco, tonight. In his place, DJ K-Smitty. Ponders playing Alanis Morrisette.
10:10 Shout-outs: (Next theme plays partially, too). Dark Knight Rises disparaged. Rhonda Saxby gives up the rusty wagonwheel for her husband.
12:10 Two Years of Hollywood Babble-On. Kevin promotes podcasting.
13:20 Quote: "A skewered wheel ..."
13:50 Chris and Jeremy from Hamilton, ON, advise Kevin on Canadian diplomatic registration plates. Kevin promotes YoungBlood. Hamilton Tiger-Cats chant sung by Adam West.
15:55 Adam praises his father's work ethic and whistle. Nicolas Cage and Harrison Ford argue over whether The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises is the better movie.
18:00 Jamie and Christina on buttsecks. Heckler chimes in.
19:10 Quote: "Looord?!"
19:50 Megan and her "ex," Justin from Waterloo have a sad story. Al Pacino relationship advice.
22:15 Justin takes a thorough mocking.
23:30 Julian, Marie celebrate Eric and Jen's 15th anniversary.
25:40 Email Bag: Kevin transpiring, from over-work. Tad Carter from Amarillo, TX, asks for Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual," by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26:40 Kevin correctly translates Amarillo into English (Yellow).
27.40 Josh recently discovered HBO, through a Canadian lady-friend. Kevin on the wheels of steel. Aaron Neville ordering from the Fries Girl.
29:30 Creepy Clown Time; Vladamir from the Czech Republic asks for Chuck Heston Creepy Clown. Theme's getting muddled.
31:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Neil Armstrong.
33:20 Quote: "A Sarlak ..."
34:40 Quote: "He had more lines than you in Red State ..."
35:40 Quote: "To the Moon!"
36:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Scott.
38:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Phyllis Diller. (Video unavailable). Ralph's Bob Hope impression takes a knock.
40:00 Tinseltown Stiff: William Windom.
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Scott McKenzie. If You're Going To San Francisco. Kokomo. Meghan brings Kevin a water. Ralph has nothing.
43:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Jerry Nelson.
43:45 Quote: "Six!"
44:40 Meghan brings Ralph booze.
45:35 Hollywood Helpers: Melissa Joan Hart on Operation Shower.
46:40 Hollywood Helper: Thomas Hayden Church Heimlich.
48:35 HBO Headlines: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne to marry. Nickelback universally hated.
49:25 Quote: "We don't want them to breathe!"
50:20 All Avril Lavigne jokes filed.
51:15 Prince Harry in Vegas in nude billiards. Various Prince Harry impressions. Ralph's testicles discussed again.
52:50 Quote: "The Royal Sceptre ..."
54:00 Quote: "'Too soon!' It was like 30 fuckin' years ago!"
54:15 Katy Perry refuses to judge on American Idol.
55:15 Ralph would let Simon Cowell butt-fuck him for $20m.
55:40 Dee Snider announced that Paul Ryan uses We're Not Going To Take It.
56:45 DEVO release Don't Roof-rack Me, Bro.
58:30 LL Cool J kicks a burglar's ass.
1:00:00 Julian St. Jox and Kim Kardashian threesome. Khewbacca rear-ended on a freeway.
1:02:40 Taylor "Tadolph Switler," Swift invites herself to a Kennedy wedding.
1:04:30 A puffy-faced Amanda Bynes crashes yet again.
1:05:40 Madonna being sued by Russia.
1:07:05 Guy has jewelry missing. Blames Lindsay Lohan.
1:09:00 Rosie O'Donnell promotes Heart Attack.
1:10:30 Mary Louise Parker of Weeds admits that she has never had any pot.
1:12:00 Ryan Gosling positions himself as Britney Spears sex guru.
1:14:00 Gordon Ramsey refuses a request for charity.
1:15:40 Mark David Chapman refused parole again.
1:16:10 Quote: "Yoko Ono still walks around free after murdering The Beatles."
1:16:45 The drummer of The Waitresses is selling his home.
1:17:10 Quote: "I'm kidding, people of either of those bullshit states ..."
1:19:00 Movies That Will Suck: Dumb and Dumber sequel. Ralph saw The Three Stooges movie. Annie; The Will Smith remake, starring Willow Smith.
1:22:40 Quote: "Tannie."
1:23:55 Geek News: Emma Watson receives many bibles. Ralph calls Kevin 'Hagrid.' Butterbeer discussed.
1:26:20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier casting news; Anthony Mackie as The Falcon.
1:27:00 Ralph explains about vinyl and Power Records.
1:29:20 Quotes: "Keep it in the family!" "Imogen Poots," "He was on Gossip Girl!"
1:31:00 Wonder Woman and Superman get it on in the next DC release. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin discusses continuity.
1:33:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take HBO North as they Babble-On in TO. (Recorded live at the Centrepoint Theater, Toronto, Canada 8/25/2012)"
Runtime: 1:39:20
Recorded Sat, 25th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 27th Aug 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
0:35 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:35 Kevin tells how he acquired the evening's weed/chocolate covered peanuts. Kevin impressed.
4:50 Old architecture from Canada dates from the 1970's.
6:40 Kevin would like to be landed; Dual American/Canadian citizen.
8:15 Kevin gives a shout-out to Attilla (Celebrating 18-year anniversary).
8:50 Quote: "I got fragged by my own troops!"
9:00 Disclaimer: No DJ James Franco, tonight. In his place, DJ K-Smitty. Ponders playing Alanis Morrisette.
10:10 Shout-outs: (Next theme plays partially, too). Dark Knight Rises disparaged. Rhonda Saxby gives up the rusty wagonwheel for her husband.
12:10 Two Years of Hollywood Babble-On. Kevin promotes podcasting.
13:20 Quote: "A skewered wheel ..."
13:50 Chris and Jeremy from Hamilton, ON, advise Kevin on Canadian diplomatic registration plates. Kevin promotes YoungBlood. Hamilton Tiger-Cats chant sung by Adam West.
15:55 Adam praises his father's work ethic and whistle. Nicolas Cage and Harrison Ford argue over whether The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises is the better movie.
18:00 Jamie and Christina on buttsecks. Heckler chimes in.
19:10 Quote: "Looord?!"
19:50 Megan and her "ex," Justin from Waterloo have a sad story. Al Pacino relationship advice.
22:15 Justin takes a thorough mocking.
23:30 Julian, Marie celebrate Eric and Jen's 15th anniversary.
25:40 Email Bag: Kevin transpiring, from over-work. Tad Carter from Amarillo, TX, asks for Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual," by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26:40 Kevin correctly translates Amarillo into English (Yellow).
27.40 Josh recently discovered HBO, through a Canadian lady-friend. Kevin on the wheels of steel. Aaron Neville ordering from the Fries Girl.
29:30 Creepy Clown Time; Vladamir from the Czech Republic asks for Chuck Heston Creepy Clown. Theme's getting muddled.
31:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Neil Armstrong.
33:20 Quote: "A Sarlak ..."
34:40 Quote: "He had more lines than you in Red State ..."
35:40 Quote: "To the Moon!"
36:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Scott.
38:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Phyllis Diller. (Video unavailable). Ralph's Bob Hope impression takes a knock.
40:00 Tinseltown Stiff: William Windom.
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Scott McKenzie. If You're Going To San Francisco. Kokomo. Meghan brings Kevin a water. Ralph has nothing.
43:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Jerry Nelson.
43:45 Quote: "Six!"
44:40 Meghan brings Ralph booze.
45:35 Hollywood Helpers: Melissa Joan Hart on Operation Shower.
46:40 Hollywood Helper: Thomas Hayden Church Heimlich.
48:35 HBO Headlines: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne to marry. Nickelback universally hated.
49:25 Quote: "We don't want them to breathe!"
50:20 All Avril Lavigne jokes filed.
51:15 Prince Harry in Vegas in nude billiards. Various Prince Harry impressions. Ralph's testicles discussed again.
52:50 Quote: "The Royal Sceptre ..."
54:00 Quote: "'Too soon!' It was like 30 fuckin' years ago!"
54:15 Katy Perry refuses to judge on American Idol.
55:15 Ralph would let Simon Cowell butt-fuck him for $20m.
55:40 Dee Snider announced that Paul Ryan uses We're Not Going To Take It.
56:45 DEVO release Don't Roof-rack Me, Bro.
58:30 LL Cool J kicks a burglar's ass.
1:00:00 Julian St. Jox and Kim Kardashian threesome. Khewbacca rear-ended on a freeway.
1:02:40 Taylor "Tadolph Switler," Swift invites herself to a Kennedy wedding.
1:04:30 A puffy-faced Amanda Bynes crashes yet again.
1:05:40 Madonna being sued by Russia.
1:07:05 Guy has jewelry missing. Blames Lindsay Lohan.
1:09:00 Rosie O'Donnell promotes Heart Attack.
1:10:30 Mary Louise Parker of Weeds admits that she has never had any pot.
1:12:00 Ryan Gosling positions himself as Britney Spears sex guru.
1:14:00 Gordon Ramsey refuses a request for charity.
1:15:40 Mark David Chapman refused parole again.
1:16:10 Quote: "Yoko Ono still walks around free after murdering The Beatles."
1:16:45 The drummer of The Waitresses is selling his home.
1:17:10 Quote: "I'm kidding, people of either of those bullshit states ..."
1:19:00 Movies That Will Suck: Dumb and Dumber sequel. Ralph saw The Three Stooges movie. Annie; The Will Smith remake, starring Willow Smith.
1:22:40 Quote: "Tannie."
1:23:55 Geek News: Emma Watson receives many bibles. Ralph calls Kevin 'Hagrid.' Butterbeer discussed.
1:26:20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier casting news; Anthony Mackie as The Falcon.
1:27:00 Ralph explains about vinyl and Power Records.
1:29:20 Quotes: "Keep it in the family!" "Imogen Poots," "He was on Gossip Girl!"
1:31:00 Wonder Woman and Superman get it on in the next DC release. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin discusses continuity.
1:33:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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