Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, October 27, 2012."
Recorded Sat, 27th Oct 2012
Released Mon, 29th Oct. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:09 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:50 Ralph does vampire voice. Kevin confused. Gay Ghost straight out of the gate.
5:45 Ralph apologizes for not coming in costume, as he spends all Saturday prepping the show.
7:30 Several of the audience are in costume; Thor, Onomatopoeia, Black Widow, The Penguin.
9:00 Ralph and Kevin plug tonight's sponsor, The DAVE School. Batman: New Times.
10:10 Shout-outs: Lots of Australians at The Lovitz tonight. Dale from Wallagong has a wife who has taken issue with Kevin's masturbation-chat.
12:40 Quotes: "Crack, crack, crack," "Does your penis have a knuckle?"
13:50 Justin, Polo and Brian are a no-show. Andrew Dice Clay impression.
14:20 Quotes: "File!" "Shut up!"
15:30 Michael, Danny and Jason scream out, the first time of many. "WoooOOOooo!" Jason recovering from work-injury.
17:20 Quotes: "Sad Hulk Woo," "Woo."
18:20 Quote: "I'll walk with you!"
18:40 Daniel, Cynthia, Danny and Jenny celebrate Daniel's birthday. Daniel recovering from a major illness.
22:45 Kevin smoking OG Chem X.
23:05 Rhys and Ness from Australia celebrate their second anniversary in L.A. Poppers explained to Kevin. "Death Tunnel."
27:00 Saul from London saw The Book Of Mormon. Tourist advice from Creepy Sexy Kevin.
29:20 Amanda Holman wishes her brother, Stupid, a Happy Birthday. "Imaginary Jism."
31:30 Email bag: Enemies of Modern Movies IMDB. List since removed.
35:00 Matt from Australia asks for a birthday shout-out. Kevin and Ralph squabble a bit. Kevin sings Waltzing Matilda.
37:40 Charlie Kyleberg sends in a tshirthell.com shirt. Kevin recalls NYC's stance on the I <3 NJ shirt from Clerks II.
39:00 Brandon Arnold's new girlfriend is very fond of HBO. Maggie Gyllenhall takes a hit. Adam West proposes for Ashleigh. Kevin criticizes Ralph's prep.
42:50 Anonymous sends in Garman Halloween dolls.
43:20 Slacks86 asks for Harrison Ford singing The Monster Mash.
44:50 Creepy Clown Time: Gay Ghost Clown Vs. Bowie Clown.
46:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Russell Means.
48:20 Hollywood Helper: Johnny Depp donates $25,000 to the Navajo Nation.
50:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Malc from Scotland sends in Dick Tracy.
53:20 Exquisite Acting: Crispin Glover in Friday 13th Part IV.
55:55 Kev-In: Debate. Stanley Cup. Jaws. Zoom.
58:40 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber fans shaved their heads. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Proof. Bieber Senior has nude photo's being shopped about. Justin sued for abortion refund.
1:04:30 Donald Trump will give $5m for Obama to release vital documents. Stephen Colbert offer.
1:06:20 Meatloaf was campaigning for Mitt Romney in Defiance, OH. Serenadin'.
1:07:50 Quote: "His name was Robert Paulsen."
1:08:10 Tila Tequila declares war on The Iluminati. Garmy mobilized.
1:10:30 The Simpson parents are divorcing, because Joe Simpson is gay.
1:12:50 Bobby Brown busted for DUI.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan let off for hitting the guy in NYC. Scary Movie 5 clothes 'missing.' Kevin tells of Shannon Doherty's clothes from the set of Mallrats.
1:18:00 Kristin Stewart news. Ralph ejects a K-Stew fan. Kevin went to 2 Twilight Premiere's. Back together with Robert Pattinson. Rules of Engagement.
1:21:45 Taylor Swift single again.
1:23:00 SpikeTV offer $10m for proof of the BigFoot.
1:24:00 Megan Fox suing CelebJihad for this pic.
1:25:40 Christina offered $3m for thebigandthebeautiful.com ... Kevin will do it.
1:26:40 Black James Bond discussed; Idris Elba. Ralph saw Skyfall, and liked it.
1:28:20 Movies That Will Suck: Tom Cruise in Looper rip-off, Our Name is Adam. Ralph and Kevin lose their shit, on-stage. The Stranger discussed. Al Pacino as an aging rock-star. Adam Sandler to make The Ridiculous Six. Ralph's Adam Sandler impression.
1:30:20 Quote: "It's not really gay, if it's you."
1:35:50 Geek News: Clark Kent quit The Daily Planet.
1:36:50 Assassin's Creed starring Michael Fassbender coming. Kevin plugs Shame.
1.38:00 The Goon Kickstarter Campaign launched.
1:39:40 Iron Man 3 trailer released. Kevin watched it 18 times. Kevin makes a Pepper Potts prediction. Ralph not a fan of Gwyneth Paltrow.
1:43:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.