Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater,November 03, 2012...."
Recorded Sat, 3rd Nov. 2012
Released Mon, 5th Nov. 2012
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:20 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
6:30 Kevin went to a Lakers game last night. Jabba metaphor. Kevin judges the KissCam. Sat next to Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
11:10 Shout-out to the East Coast, suffering after Hurricane Sandy. Kevin discusses damage to Walt Flanagan's and Mike Zapcic's comic book collections. Kevin discussed the 1990's NorEaster. Kevin mentions Troy in New York, who is asking for donations. Ralph notes that Kevin is the worst person to be with in a disaster.
21:10 Ralph plugs tonight's sponsor, the DAVE School.
22:20 Shout-outs: Kate and Matt Serle from New Zealand saw Red State in Vancouver (Red State was on ShowTime this week). Matt closer to dream job. WC Fields quote.
24:55 Aaron and Amy celebrate their sixth anniversary and Amy's birthday. Anne Heche's Butthole played.
27:45 Laura and KC celebrate their 23rd anniversary. 24th fuckiversary. Laura asks what happened when Kevin saw Sean Connery in Scotland.
30:00 Michael Stane from Sweden asks for a shout-out for his friend Björn. Ralph says "Goddamn jerk-off," in Swedish.
32:55 Matt and Michelle from Santa Carita celebrate Michelle's 33rd birthday. Inappropriate SpiderMan.
35:20 Email bag: Matt Hoon asks about the next Comic-Con Theatre (Will be next week). Gay Ghost panel.
37:50 Chris Runt sends in the NJ Shark. Ralph tries to freak Kevin out with shark-chat. DJ James warned against playing copyrighted music.
39:30 James from Melbourne sends in a new HBO animation, Taken, Too.
40:40 Danno found this at a flea market. New Kids on the Block discussed.
41:30 Christina is 18 and asks for Pee-Wee Herman to recite the Green Lantern Oath.
42:45 Creep Clown Time: Yoda Creepy Clown.
44:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Bill Dees. Oh, Pretty Woman.
46:25 Tinseltown Stiff: This bit.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: (Theme forgotten) Ben Stiller doles out pancakes. (Ralph says Stiller is a huge dick, and met him on K-ROQ). Kevin on the pro's of being nice. Alec Baldwin came to visit NYU kids. Ralph says Alec is a dick. Ralph recounts the Words With Friends debacle.
47:25 Quote: "If I was on E, with a glo-stick and I saw you do that, I would vomit up my drugs."
53:45 Shit That Should Not Be: The Man With The Golden Gun. Still.
56:15 Exquisite Acting: Red Dawn. Kevin mentions Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and a terrifying moment in Red Dawn.
59:40 Quote: "Get my bayonette wet ..."
1:00:00 Kev-In: Pulp Fiction. Oz. Crusade.
1:02:05 HBO Headlines: Disney buys LucasFilms Ltd. for $4.05bn; Star Wars, Indiana Jones et al. Kevin is watching Iron Man a lot; would like John Favreau to direct. Ralph does a kick-ass Goofy impression. Kevin instigates a Boba Fett movie.
1:09:20 Lindsay Lohan tweets about the Hurricane. "It's 'Sandy,' you dumb fuck!"
1:10:40 Ralph calls Kim Kardashian a 'stupid cunt.' Second sex-tape for sale. Halloween pics. BatGirl.
1:13:25 The Rock as The Hulk. Harrison Ford and Callista Flockhart.
1:14:45 Amanda Bynes: In NYC getting a spray-on tan walks into the lobby nude. Doubts cast on this story. Ralph Garman as Tommy Flanagan.
1:17:05 Emma Louise Hodges changes renames herself Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O'Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny. Ralph plays the Skyfall theme, and calls Daniel Craig a Bond girl.
1:19:20 Man scales Tom Cruise's wall. Tom Cruise movie reel.
1:20:50 Quote: "Murder-Scientologists."
1:21:30 Taylor Swift "puts the 'cunt' in country." Stolen from Matt Nathanson. Ralph plays the clips. (Fuck those clips). Other clips stolen, too (Complicated by Avril Lavigne).
1:25:45 Geek News: Guillermo Del Toro announces new DeadMan movie. DeadMan influence on Dogma.
1:27:40 Captain America movie news.
1:28:00 Jamie Foxx big pimpin' as Electro.
1:30:30 Quote: "Check your fuckin' drink, alkie."
1:30:50 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.