Hollywood Babble-On 96

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin return home to face off against Ryan Reynlods double and a Rusty Sheriff's badge. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 9/8/2012)"
Runtime: 2:00:07
Recorded Sat, 8th Sept 2012
Released Mon, 10th Sept. 2012

LOUD video.
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:25 Intro by Kyle Hebert.

8:00 Kevin feelin' a little blue. 
9:15 Kevin went to a Bat Mitzvah. In a suit-jacket.
10:40 Quote: "Standard-issue Fat-Guy."
11:10 Quote: "You're thinking 'mormon's.'"
12:00 Kevin annoyed because he passed answering a question.
14:25 Ralph recites a prayer in Hebrew.
14:50 Quotes: "I got cut for Christ!" "Honk if you're clipped!"
15:25 Shout-outs: Edgar Aguirrez' pals are gay for each other.
16:15 Quote: "Damn you, Sharktopus!"
18:15 Chris, Michelle, Pat and Eric say "FUCK, YEAH!" Green Lantern stand-in. Ralph demands to see abs. Ralph cuts off Kevin's Bane impression.
21:20 Brian from Arizona sends in one of many Rusty Sherriff's Badge drink, for the Lovitz.
22:50 Ralph is a former mixologist.
24:00 Chuck and friends hail from Ralph's neck of the woods. Sanford Ralph and Kevin sing the Sanford and Sons theme. Jim is a NJ Devil's fan. Brett is pissed and sends in an email.
29:17 Kevin finishes Ralph's Nic Cage impression.
29:25 Nick, Trevor and Johnnie celebrate Dan's birthday.
31:00 Email bag: Britt from Canada not too thrilled with the current Garmy shirt. GhostBabblers.
34:30 Jeff Butler from Ontario has been letting his 12 year-old son listen to HBO.
36:10 Scatting and Sammy Davis Jr. as The Hulk.
36:35 Joseph Rodriguez of Boscos Grindhouse humiliated by train guard. Apology issued.
37:45 Kyle from Portland, Oregon sends in the "Leather Cheerio."
38:30 DJ James gets a fan (Belle).
39:30 Orion writes in. The name impresses Ralph and Kevin. Gay Ghost.
42:10 Creepy Clown Time: David from Yorkshire asks for Jon Lovitz Creepy Clown.
43:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Hal DavidClerks II. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid plugged.
44:32 Quote: "All strokey."
47:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Joe SouthGames People PlayLynn Anderson - Rose Garden.
49:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Clarke-DuncanSeal.
53:00 Quote: "But seriously ... black guys look alike."
53:15 Hollywood Helpers: @HBOHelper. (Up to Episode 10!)
54:20 Hollywood Helpers; World's Finest. Dean CainChristian Bale (Jaden Barber). 
59:35 Christian Bale called Kevin and Bean at K-ROQ.
1:01:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Star Trek: The Next Generation.
1:05:00 Exquisite Acting: Star Trek; The Enemy Within.
1:07:05 Kev-In: Kev-In TumblrDoctor WhoGhostBabblerClint.
1:09:15 Quote: "The shit he was saying was weird ..."
1:09:45 HBO Headlines: Miley Cyrus' home invaded by intruder. Attacked with scissors. Ralph the Hair-stylist. "Chez-shit!"
1:11:15 Amanda Bynes various driving problems.
1:11:20 Quote: "She's a drunk!"
1:12:12 Paul Michael Glazer takes his weed across state lines.
1:14:00 Quote: "What's up? Want some?!"
1:15:00 Hank Williams Jr. probably won't vote for Obama.
1:16:50 Nicki Minaj for Romney and the Econmey. (She fuckin' sucks).
1:18:20 Chuck Norris Socialism scaremongering.
1:20:35 Quote: "Wamp-rat."
1:20:50 Lindsay Lohan tweets the president.
1:22:15 Ben and Jerry's suing Porn company. "Smearing ..." 
1:25:40 Quote: "You are my chubby hubby ..."
1:26:00 Kim Kardashian's popularity waning.
1:28:50 Russell Crowe went kayaking off Long Island, and got lost.
1:29:45 Quote: "Punched the ocean in the face."
1:30:13 Scientology tried to find Tom Cruise a wife. Kevin had an inside view into the experience.
1:33:00 Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno.
1:34:30 Movies That Will Suck: Luke Wilson in Million Dollar Man. A Christmas Story 2. Ralph plugs the Gene Shepphard essays, and says he wrote Tough Sh*t in that style. Kevin says buy In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash. J.J. Abrams new shop similar to Future Cop.
1:41:00 **first appearance** "How Can He Know All That?!"
1:41:30 Lana Del Rey GQ mag shoot. Amanda Palmer.
1:43:05 Rock 'N' Roll Fantasy Camp to settle at the MGM Grand for $10,000 a head.
1:44:40 Ralph plugs a Podcast Fantasy Camp ($1,000). Upcoming dates plugged (HBO 100 at Reno).
1:46:20 HBO moving to 8PM, Saturdays. Batman Live coming to the Staples Center in LA. Free tickets with Babble-On tickets, for next weeks show.
1:48:00 Geek News: Scott Tipton sends in Karl Kesel comic auction.
1:50:00 Venom is moving to Philly. Kevin discusses the origin of Venom. The Gay Ghost from Philedelphia. DJ James chimes in. "Gar-Man."
1:52:30 Geek Channel G4 to be rebranded.
1:53:30 Kick-Ass 2 in the works. Jim Carrey to star. Ralph unimpressed.
1:54:30 Wonder Woman to return as Amazon. Arrow gets pimped.
1:55:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.