Comments: "Ralph and Kevin take HBO North as they Babble-On in TO. (Recorded live at the Centrepoint Theater, Toronto, Canada 8/25/2012)"
Recorded Sat, 25th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 27th Aug 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
0:35 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:35 Kevin tells how he acquired the evening's weed/chocolate covered peanuts. Kevin impressed.
4:50 Old architecture from Canada dates from the 1970's.
6:40 Kevin would like to be landed; Dual American/Canadian citizen.
8:15 Kevin gives a shout-out to Attilla (Celebrating 18-year anniversary).
8:50 Quote: "I got fragged by my own troops!"
9:00 Disclaimer: No DJ James Franco, tonight. In his place, DJ K-Smitty. Ponders playing Alanis Morrisette.
10:10 Shout-outs: (Next theme plays partially, too). Dark Knight Rises disparaged. Rhonda Saxby gives up the rusty wagonwheel for her husband.
12:10 Two Years of Hollywood Babble-On. Kevin promotes podcasting.
13:20 Quote: "A skewered wheel ..."
13:50 Chris and Jeremy from Hamilton, ON, advise Kevin on Canadian diplomatic registration plates. Kevin promotes YoungBlood. Hamilton Tiger-Cats chant sung by Adam West.
15:55 Adam praises his father's work ethic and whistle. Nicolas Cage and Harrison Ford argue over whether The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises is the better movie.
18:00 Jamie and Christina on buttsecks. Heckler chimes in.
19:10 Quote: "Looord?!"
19:50 Megan and her "ex," Justin from Waterloo have a sad story. Al Pacino relationship advice.
22:15 Justin takes a thorough mocking.
23:30 Julian, Marie celebrate Eric and Jen's 15th anniversary.
25:40 Email Bag: Kevin transpiring, from over-work. Tad Carter from Amarillo, TX, asks for Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual," by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26:40 Kevin correctly translates Amarillo into English (Yellow).
27.40 Josh recently discovered HBO, through a Canadian lady-friend. Kevin on the wheels of steel. Aaron Neville ordering from the Fries Girl.
29:30 Creepy Clown Time; Vladamir from the Czech Republic asks for Chuck Heston Creepy Clown. Theme's getting muddled.
31:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Neil Armstrong.
33:20 Quote: "A Sarlak ..."
34:40 Quote: "He had more lines than you in Red State ..."
35:40 Quote: "To the Moon!"
36:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Scott.
38:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Phyllis Diller. (Video unavailable). Ralph's Bob Hope impression takes a knock.
40:00 Tinseltown Stiff: William Windom.
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Scott McKenzie. If You're Going To San Francisco. Kokomo. Meghan brings Kevin a water. Ralph has nothing.
43:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Jerry Nelson.
43:45 Quote: "Six!"
44:40 Meghan brings Ralph booze.
45:35 Hollywood Helpers: Melissa Joan Hart on Operation Shower.
46:40 Hollywood Helper: Thomas Hayden Church Heimlich.
48:35 HBO Headlines: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne to marry. Nickelback universally hated.
49:25 Quote: "We don't want them to breathe!"
50:20 All Avril Lavigne jokes filed.
51:15 Prince Harry in Vegas in nude billiards. Various Prince Harry impressions. Ralph's testicles discussed again.
52:50 Quote: "The Royal Sceptre ..."
54:00 Quote: "'Too soon!' It was like 30 fuckin' years ago!"
54:15 Katy Perry refuses to judge on American Idol.
55:15 Ralph would let Simon Cowell butt-fuck him for $20m.
55:40 Dee Snider announced that Paul Ryan uses We're Not Going To Take It.
56:45 DEVO release Don't Roof-rack Me, Bro.
58:30 LL Cool J kicks a burglar's ass.
1:00:00 Julian St. Jox and Kim Kardashian threesome. Khewbacca rear-ended on a freeway.
1:02:40 Taylor "Tadolph Switler," Swift invites herself to a Kennedy wedding.
1:04:30 A puffy-faced Amanda Bynes crashes yet again.
1:05:40 Madonna being sued by Russia.
1:07:05 Guy has jewelry missing. Blames Lindsay Lohan.
1:09:00 Rosie O'Donnell promotes Heart Attack.
1:10:30 Mary Louise Parker of Weeds admits that she has never had any pot.
1:12:00 Ryan Gosling positions himself as Britney Spears sex guru.
1:14:00 Gordon Ramsey refuses a request for charity.
1:15:40 Mark David Chapman refused parole again.
1:16:10 Quote: "Yoko Ono still walks around free after murdering The Beatles."
1:16:45 The drummer of The Waitresses is selling his home.
1:17:10 Quote: "I'm kidding, people of either of those bullshit states ..."
1:19:00 Movies That Will Suck: Dumb and Dumber sequel. Ralph saw The Three Stooges movie. Annie; The Will Smith remake, starring Willow Smith.
1:22:40 Quote: "Tannie."
1:23:55 Geek News: Emma Watson receives many bibles. Ralph calls Kevin 'Hagrid.' Butterbeer discussed.
1:26:20 Captain America: The Winter Soldier casting news; Anthony Mackie as The Falcon.
1:27:00 Ralph explains about vinyl and Power Records.
1:29:20 Quotes: "Keep it in the family!" "Imogen Poots," "He was on Gossip Girl!"
1:31:00 Wonder Woman and Superman get it on in the next DC release. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin discusses continuity.
1:33:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.