Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin get their inner Katniss on while Ralph plays The Hunger Games with a head cold. Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 8/18/2012."
Runtime: 1:48:05
Recorded Sat, 18th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 20th Aug 2012
LOUD video clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
7:47 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
8:40 Kevin forced to smoke an entire joint before entering the stage.
9:00 Kevin has only just recently watched The Hunger Games, and cried 10 minutes in. Explains the plot for the uninitiated.
11:35 Ralph doesn't care for movies longer than 2 hours long.
12:33 Quote: "A Chelsea Handler of a head-cold ..."
13:40 Quote: "Trackerjackers ... A man said that ..."
15:00 Quote: "A positive review for a movie that came out three years ago."
16:21 Shout-outs: Tiffany and Elliott get shouted at for not raising their voices. Elliott 37 is celebrating his birthday.
17:43 Quote: "Forced fun."
18:45 Kevin plugs the recent LOUD clips.
19:15 Quote: "Precum/Pretty Cum." Cum discussed.
20:00 Kyle has his methods questioned, as Amy is leaving to return to Philedelphia. Hogwarts referenced. Christian Bale convinces her to stay.
22:40 Ralph indignant about The Dark Knight Rises. Kevin intrigued.
23:15 Robert from Seattle pissed at Kevin for not getting Dicks after a show in Seattle. Treats Kevin to some 'In-N-Out.'
25:00 Arik Bahorkez creates Drunk Man and Puff Cloud, and needs help explaining to his wife that he does not want relations with Ralph and Kevin.
27:30 Rabel has been a long-time Kevin Smith fan. Pic.
29:10 Quote: "BoyToucher37."
29:40 Bram, Emilia, Gym and Steve from Toronto, Canada, at The Lovitz. Gym gets owned. L.A. hates Steve. "Egged on Melrose." "Fuckin' dozen."
32:55 Mark and Shannon celebrate Shannon's birthday with David Bowie AND Cosby Bowie.
36:30 Email bag: Steve "The Pool Man," sends in a follow-up email.
37:20 Isabelle and Dave celebrate 2 years marriage.
38:20 Jason from Twin Cities asks where Ralph got his "Lindseeeeh Lohan!" it was from this video.
40:25 Quote: "Silky-smooth, cocoa butter skin!"
40:50 Mark Gillard of Palm Coast, FL. Rusty Wagonwheels discussed and recipes asked for, to create a drink for sale at The Lovitz.
42:00 Quote: "YooHoo37."
42:45 Meds kick in. Gay Ghost ad.
43:45 Creepy Clown Tine: Toddske asks for Gay Ghost Creepy Clown.
45:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Helen Gurley Brown. Jaws Blu-Ray released. Kevin plugs The Shark Is Still Working.
48:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Ron Palillo. (Video unavailable). DJ James adds some trivia.
52:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Joe Kubert. Gentleman Ghost. Kevin spoils Superman (1978). Ralph defends. Maths takes a hit.
55:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Phyllis Thaxter. Superman.
56:00 Quote: "BatmanFan66."
58:00 Superman goes dark.
58:45 Hollywood Helpers: James Remar cleans up a homeless guy's wound.
1:00:50 Kevin's Hollywood Helper: Jay Leno takes a pay cut. Kevin discusses the ratings breakdown for late-night TV. Ralph not a fan of Leno.
1:05:10 Exquisite Acting: Sven Mombasa sends in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
1:07:15 Ralph chastises DJ James.
1:07:30 Quote: "Sigment."
1:08:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Logan's Run. Video not functioning to full capacity.
1:10:45 Kev-In: 2001: A Space Odyssey. Ralph threatens DJ James.
1:12:20 HBO Headlines: Extendibles 2 out. Expendibles 3 due to be confirmed, and possible cast. Ralph questions Clint Eastwood's ability to star in The Extendibles 3.
1:13:20 Quote: "I'm more of an Expendibles protector ..."
1:15:35 Taylor Swift's ridiculous new song. Dating a Kennedy.
1:16:40 Quotes: "Statutory rapist," "She puts the 'cunt' in 'country,'" "Taydolph Switler."
1:19:00 Octomom's Sexy Party. Clip.
1:20:15 Snow White and the Huntsman spin-off in the works.
1:21:45 Jeremy Renner joins John Hamm and Daniel Craig in their fight against Kim Kardashian and her family. Eyewear.
1:23:30 Dave Mustaine in bizarre anti-American rant.
1:25:20 Rashida Jones tells John Travolta to come out. Back-peddling furiously.
1:26:30 Donna D'Erico looking for Noah's Ark, and has an accident. Kevin debunks Noah's Ark.
1:28:00 Shia LeBeouf drinking again. Kev-In shown. Shia took some hits for his remarks against Spielberg.
1:31:15 Lindsay Lohan will make $2m from Playboy and endorsements this year.
1:32:20 Michael J. Fox in possible TV return.
1:34:30 Quote: "Ralph, go back in time and don't make that joke!"
1:34:50 Joe Schmoe Show returns with Ralph Garman. Tough-lookin'.
1:36:50 Geek News: David Duchovny would like another X Files movie.
1:37:45 DareDevil in trouble. Ben Affleck pissed.
1:39:05 Robert Downey Jr. ankle injured, few weeks off. May 1st 2015 for Avengers 2.
1:39:50 Quote: "Iron Man - Porcelain ankle."
1:40:50 Happy Dragon Pictures Batman opening.
1:42:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 93
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded at the Coach House, San Juan, Capistrano 8/11/2012."
Runtime: 1:29:29
Recorded Wed, 8th Aug 2012
Released Sun, 12th Aug 2012
LOUD video clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:14 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
6:30 It's a hot night at The Coach House, tonight.
7:45 Marky Mark discussed.
8:30 Kevin pauses True Blood to look at dick.
9:00 There is a guy signing to the audience for the deaf.
9:50 Signing: "Rectal-fist-fucking," "give that penis a sandwich," "Skeet, skeet, skeet!" "Confetti," "Pac-Man," "Wakka wakka wakka wakka!" "too soon-ami," "Hawaii Five-O,"
12:32 Shout-outs: Saito and Cici finally show up. Time travel email.
13:25 Quote: "The tsunami washed away his calendar."
15:15 Quote: "Tsunamis and radiation are waiting to kill us around every corner."
15:46 Austin Jordan with mom, dad and brother. Degree in Media Arts (Youtube).
17:40 Quote: "Try the bunch-a-lunch!"
18:00 Eileen asks for Josh to give up his rusty wagon wheel. Kevin reports on a finger and a hairbrush.
19:30 San Juan Vs. Needles. Brian has a kidney stone and Jen advised to carry the BatShield.
21:00 Steve "The Pool Man" sings for Rhonda, before his appearance on The Voice. Asked to perform. Steve getting laid tonight.
23:00 Rhonda loves Ralph.
24:25 Quote: "Balloon knot."
25:00 Zach is alone and asks for Bane to give that penis a sandwich.
26:30 Ralph saw The Dark Knight Rises. Ralph liked it, but had issues. Avengers/Dark Knight Rises comparisons.
26:50 **first appearance** "8 years off!"
28:15 Quote: "I need a Bat Lozenge." "I'm rorry Bane."
29:00 Shoney, Jules et al are a no-show. "Fuck 'em!" Generic Bowie.
30:42 Email bag: Matt from Canberra, Australia asks for Aaron Neville's Edelweiss.
33:10 Sarah from British Columbia, Canada plays the drinking game. Kevin's doubt does 180° in 4 seconds. Ralph refuses to do voices.
34:10 Amy from Ireland asks for a Travolta shout-out for her brother.
34:55 Brandon from Nova Scotia asks for a post-stroke Dick Clark Creepy Clown Time.
36:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: Marvin Hamlish. Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows Everywhere. The Sting.
39:00 The crowd hoots at Megan. Kevin gets defensive.
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Judith Crist.
40:00 Quote: "Asking her to review your movie was like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck."
40:15 Old, wizened Ralph on HBO 2420.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Carlo Rambaldi.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Mel Stewart. Boat Ride. Ralph cries.
45:25 Quote: "And the Oompah's they are blowing!"
45:55 Weird Willy Wonka.
47:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Snozzberries.
50:20 HBO Headlines: Randy Travis Mugshot, after weird arrest. Kevin mocks Ralph's Hillbilly Horn. Kevin punches Randy Travis in the dick.
54:05 Quote: "Felony count of Redneckery."
54:10 Amanda Bynes crashes into a Toyota Corolla and leaves the scene of an accident.
55:25 Joe Simpson interview. Jessica Simpson can't lose weight.
57:25 Sarah Silverman Pro-Obama video.
58:20 Quote: "Big naturals."
58:45 Kristen Stewart depressed. Kevin agrees that she should be.
58:55 Quote: "Trampire."
59:45 Ellen Page is receiving death threats.
1:00:55 Kanye West releases Perfect Bitch about Kim Kardashian. Rob Kardashian wants to be a lawyer.
1:02:15 Quote: "One man's trash is another man''s treasure."
1:03:00 Abby and Brittany have a reality show on TLC.
1:04:20 Liberace movie in the works. Set haunted. **first appearance** The Gay Ghost.
1:05:50 Quote: "Boo!"
1:06:23 Gay Ghost on HBO. "Could you blow me?"
1:06:50 Lindsay Lohan had a sleepover with Lady Gaga. Freakout.
1:08:45 Madonna and Elton John bitching at each other. No-one cares. Fairground Stripper.
1:10:40 Jaden Smith drops Kicks Like Me. Ralph dissects the lyrics.
1:13:45 Movies That Will Suck: A.L.F. Movie. Bill and Ted 3.
1:16:05 Geek News: Gillian Anderson splits with boyfriend, allegedly with David Duchovny.
1:17:45 Joss Whedon signs on for The Avengers 2, and a TV series for ABC in The Avengers Universe. Kevin watched The Avengers on the plane, and wept a little, causing his neighbor to O_ó.
1:19:15 Ben Affleck in talks to direct The Justice League movie.
1:20:20 Marvel and Fox negotiating for character swaps, and reboots.
1:21:15 Fantastic Four Radio Play featuring Bill Murray.
1:23:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Recorded at the Coach House, San Juan, Capistrano 8/11/2012."
Runtime: 1:29:29
Recorded Wed, 8th Aug 2012
Released Sun, 12th Aug 2012
LOUD video clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:14 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
6:30 It's a hot night at The Coach House, tonight.
7:45 Marky Mark discussed.
8:30 Kevin pauses True Blood to look at dick.
9:00 There is a guy signing to the audience for the deaf.
9:50 Signing: "Rectal-fist-fucking," "give that penis a sandwich," "Skeet, skeet, skeet!" "Confetti," "Pac-Man," "Wakka wakka wakka wakka!" "too soon-ami," "Hawaii Five-O,"
12:32 Shout-outs: Saito and Cici finally show up. Time travel email.
13:25 Quote: "The tsunami washed away his calendar."
15:15 Quote: "Tsunamis and radiation are waiting to kill us around every corner."
15:46 Austin Jordan with mom, dad and brother. Degree in Media Arts (Youtube).
17:40 Quote: "Try the bunch-a-lunch!"
18:00 Eileen asks for Josh to give up his rusty wagon wheel. Kevin reports on a finger and a hairbrush.
19:30 San Juan Vs. Needles. Brian has a kidney stone and Jen advised to carry the BatShield.
21:00 Steve "The Pool Man" sings for Rhonda, before his appearance on The Voice. Asked to perform. Steve getting laid tonight.
23:00 Rhonda loves Ralph.
24:25 Quote: "Balloon knot."
25:00 Zach is alone and asks for Bane to give that penis a sandwich.
26:30 Ralph saw The Dark Knight Rises. Ralph liked it, but had issues. Avengers/Dark Knight Rises comparisons.
26:50 **first appearance** "8 years off!"
28:15 Quote: "I need a Bat Lozenge." "I'm rorry Bane."
29:00 Shoney, Jules et al are a no-show. "Fuck 'em!" Generic Bowie.
30:42 Email bag: Matt from Canberra, Australia asks for Aaron Neville's Edelweiss.
33:10 Sarah from British Columbia, Canada plays the drinking game. Kevin's doubt does 180° in 4 seconds. Ralph refuses to do voices.
34:10 Amy from Ireland asks for a Travolta shout-out for her brother.
34:55 Brandon from Nova Scotia asks for a post-stroke Dick Clark Creepy Clown Time.
36:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: Marvin Hamlish. Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows Everywhere. The Sting.
39:00 The crowd hoots at Megan. Kevin gets defensive.
39:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Judith Crist.
40:00 Quote: "Asking her to review your movie was like asking the Boston Strangler to massage your neck."
40:15 Old, wizened Ralph on HBO 2420.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Carlo Rambaldi.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Mel Stewart. Boat Ride. Ralph cries.
45:25 Quote: "And the Oompah's they are blowing!"
45:55 Weird Willy Wonka.
47:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Snozzberries.
50:20 HBO Headlines: Randy Travis Mugshot, after weird arrest. Kevin mocks Ralph's Hillbilly Horn. Kevin punches Randy Travis in the dick.
54:05 Quote: "Felony count of Redneckery."
54:10 Amanda Bynes crashes into a Toyota Corolla and leaves the scene of an accident.
55:25 Joe Simpson interview. Jessica Simpson can't lose weight.
57:25 Sarah Silverman Pro-Obama video.
58:20 Quote: "Big naturals."
58:45 Kristen Stewart depressed. Kevin agrees that she should be.
58:55 Quote: "Trampire."
59:45 Ellen Page is receiving death threats.
1:00:55 Kanye West releases Perfect Bitch about Kim Kardashian. Rob Kardashian wants to be a lawyer.
1:02:15 Quote: "One man's trash is another man''s treasure."
1:03:00 Abby and Brittany have a reality show on TLC.
1:04:20 Liberace movie in the works. Set haunted. **first appearance** The Gay Ghost.
1:05:50 Quote: "Boo!"
1:06:23 Gay Ghost on HBO. "Could you blow me?"
1:06:50 Lindsay Lohan had a sleepover with Lady Gaga. Freakout.
1:08:45 Madonna and Elton John bitching at each other. No-one cares. Fairground Stripper.
1:10:40 Jaden Smith drops Kicks Like Me. Ralph dissects the lyrics.
1:13:45 Movies That Will Suck: A.L.F. Movie. Bill and Ted 3.
1:16:05 Geek News: Gillian Anderson splits with boyfriend, allegedly with David Duchovny.
1:17:45 Joss Whedon signs on for The Avengers 2, and a TV series for ABC in The Avengers Universe. Kevin watched The Avengers on the plane, and wept a little, causing his neighbor to O_ó.
1:19:15 Ben Affleck in talks to direct The Justice League movie.
1:20:20 Marvel and Fox negotiating for character swaps, and reboots.
1:21:15 Fantastic Four Radio Play featuring Bill Murray.
1:23:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 92
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin reunite in the Field of Dreams. Recorded at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater Saturday, August 4, 2012."
Runtime: 2:26:14
Recorded Sat, 4th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 6th Aug 2012
LOUD video clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:57 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:15 Ralph had a beard, for a TV show (Joe Schmoe Series 3).
8:55 The first of several Chris Hansen jokes. "Are you BatFan697?"
10:00 Kevin turned 42 recently. Ralph brings cake for Kevin. "Birthday, birthday, FatBoy, yay!"
11:40 Shout-outs: Saito and Cici are a no-show (More on that next week).
13:20 Ben from Northern Virginia gets chastised for being too quiet. Ralph educates Kevin on the Virginias. Ben introduced to HBO by his father. Early shows discussed. Adam West and Christian Bale argue with each other over who is the better Batman.
16:30 Kevin takes a huge hunk o' cake.
18:21 **first appearance** Kevin as Bane.
18:40 Ralph appeared with Kevin on FatMan On Batman #9. This was also posted as HBO #105, when Ralph was away when his mother passed. FatMan on Batman 8 leads into SModCast 218.
20:50 Adam West Vs. Bane.
22:00 Herb, Ben's father wrote to Ralph.
23:50 Ralph mentions Field of Dreams. Kevin explains seeing the film at home. Field of Dreams ending.
25:20 Chelsea and Kyle return to The Lovitz sideswipe Ralph into buying Chelsea a drink. Chris Hansen questions Ralph. Ralph buys Chelsea a drink. Lovitz' kid pops in.
28:20 Manny has the perfect woman in Marina, but needs to push the envelope a little further.
30:03 Quote: "The fire rises!" Ralph buys the guy a drink.
31:05 Brian Therion from Arizona wanted Adam West Edelweiss. Gentle Giant. Pic.
33:00 Doug and Karen Careaux from Edmonton, Alberta celebrate one year of marriage, and are trying for a baby. Al Pacino parenting advice.
35:45 Kevin saw Al Pacino at his daughters school.
37:05 Jay and Graham from Tampa, FL. Graham praises his step-father, Jay.
38:45 Ralph's mic smells of pussy. Kevin talks of Ralph's tics while doing impressions.
39:15 Jason and Melissa celebrate 4 years of marriage. Photon Torpedo/Exhaust Port. Missed the show several times due to cancellations.
40:20 Shatner/Bowie. Difficulty level: refused!
42:15 Email bag: Twitter dude gets chastised.
43:00 Nicole from Aurora, Colorado asks for a moments silence. Kevin talks about what happened over those days.
47:50 Nate and Dan send in Cosby Bane. Ralph still hasn't seen The Dark Knight Rises.
50:15 Kevin and Ralph handed porn.
51:20 Jost from the Netherlands met Khewbacca Kardashian.
52:15 Kevin would enjoy sex with a wookie.
52:40 Adam Christiansen went to rewarder.com and found this. Kevin would do it. Screencap
55:10 Creepy Clown Time: Ralph plugs Masters of None, who ask for Christopher Walken Creepy Clown. Young Chris.
56:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: (Zack Holterhaus sends in a big bucket of win). Gore Vidal. Caligula. Bob Roberts. Ralph sings Ragtime Gal.
59:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Mary Tamm. Pic.
1:00:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Martin.
1:01:13 Quote: "Side-pussy."
1:01:30 Ralph is a fan of character-actors, and explains watching them as a young Garman.
1:02:02 Tinseltown Stiff: John Finnegan. Pic. An American Tale gets sung. Aaron Neville mentioned for the first time, and recurs over the next few weeks.
1:04:20 Quote: "The Original American Tail:" Linda Ronstadt's singing vagina.
1:04:40 Tinseltown Stiff: R. G. Armstrong. Pruneface. << Ralph's balls look like this.
1:06:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Norman Alden. Super Friends. Back to the Future.
1:10:00 Exquisite Acting: Simon from London sends in Al Pacino in The Local Stigmatic.
1:12:15 Shit That Should Not Be: JP from NJ sends in Airplane! Kevin explains the logistics of movies then, and now.
1:15:10 Kev-In: Bane. Magic Mike. Breakin' 2.
1:17:35 HBO Headlines: Samuel L. Jackson's Olympic tweets.
1:19:50 Voting and Celebrities; Clint Eastwood endorses Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney's joke sent to the file. Ralph informs Kevin about Mrs. Eastwood's reality TV show. Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney.
1:23:20 Quote: "Mitt. What kind of fuckin' name is Mitt?"
1:23:35 Both Kevin and Ralph would like to give Obama another four years. #DiplomaticImmunity
1:25:00 Octomom (NSFW) is single again. Go Fund Me, to buy a house. New single. Artwork.
1:27:50 Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion. La La La.
1:30:00 Courtney Stodden announced that she is heading out for her own reality show (Couples Therapy). Age Difference a problem! WTF?!
1:32:10 Kim Kardashian announced younger sisters will have their own reality show. Ralph describes upcoming "plots." Ralph describes the ideal kidnap.
1:35:15 Clerks' Veronica Marilyn Ghigliotti threatened with the release of a sex-tape. Kevin describes meeting her, and he involvement in Clerks. Invasion for Flesh and Blood.
1:44:00 Fred Willard arrested, again. Shows cancelled. Kevin on jerking off, surprisingly.
1:48:00 Clive Palmer creating dinosaurs using DNA. Also, Titanic II.
1:50:25 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split, after Kristen Stewart cheats. Custody battle over dog. Upcoming film gossip provided by Huggy Bear. Apology video.
1:51:40 Quote: "I wish them both ... no ... good."
1:54:20 Lindsay Lohan making a movie called The Canyons. Makes crew strip while filming.
1:54:30 Quote: "There is no cake.
1:55:15 Hand-check for The Lovitz' resident Fred Willard. "Yeah!"
1:56:25 Quote: "I don't want anyone to see my nipples."
1:57:10 Ralph references An Officer and A Gentleman.
1:58:00 Professor Arnold Schwarzenegger's Think Tank. Lecture example. Ralph explains Preacher Curls.
2:00:40 James Bond cologne to be released. Using cologne debated. Available at Harrods.
2:02:00 Quote: "Pot, Pachouli and Rights for black people."
2:02:15 Vince Vaughn to make the Brady Bunch reboot.
2:03:10 Kevin plays with a laser. Ralph removes it.
2:03:30 J.J. Abrams making an Earthquake movie. San Andreas 3D in the works, soon.
2:04:55 Ghostbusters III to go ahead without Bill Murray. Kevin mentions Blues Brothers 2000.
2:05:30 Movies That Will Suck: Beach Boys Movie. Kokomo.
2:08:20 Bret Michaels making a movie about his life story.
2:09:20 Geek News: The Dark Knight Rises error. Dark Knight XXX Porn Parody DVD.
2:12:10 Christopher Eccleston to play the villain in the new Thor movie.
2:13:00 Peter Jackson to make 3 Hobbit movies, instead of 2.
2:13:35 Star Trek, Star Wars, Alien and Ghostbusters, X-Men auction prices.
2:15:25 Quote: "Really crippled."
2:17:50 Star Wars: Episode VII.
2:19:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin reunite in the Field of Dreams. Recorded at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater Saturday, August 4, 2012."
Runtime: 2:26:14
Recorded Sat, 4th Aug 2012
Released Mon, 6th Aug 2012
LOUD video clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:57 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:15 Ralph had a beard, for a TV show (Joe Schmoe Series 3).
8:55 The first of several Chris Hansen jokes. "Are you BatFan697?"
10:00 Kevin turned 42 recently. Ralph brings cake for Kevin. "Birthday, birthday, FatBoy, yay!"
11:40 Shout-outs: Saito and Cici are a no-show (More on that next week).
13:20 Ben from Northern Virginia gets chastised for being too quiet. Ralph educates Kevin on the Virginias. Ben introduced to HBO by his father. Early shows discussed. Adam West and Christian Bale argue with each other over who is the better Batman.
16:30 Kevin takes a huge hunk o' cake.
18:21 **first appearance** Kevin as Bane.
18:40 Ralph appeared with Kevin on FatMan On Batman #9. This was also posted as HBO #105, when Ralph was away when his mother passed. FatMan on Batman 8 leads into SModCast 218.
20:50 Adam West Vs. Bane.
22:00 Herb, Ben's father wrote to Ralph.
23:50 Ralph mentions Field of Dreams. Kevin explains seeing the film at home. Field of Dreams ending.
25:20 Chelsea and Kyle return to The Lovitz sideswipe Ralph into buying Chelsea a drink. Chris Hansen questions Ralph. Ralph buys Chelsea a drink. Lovitz' kid pops in.
28:20 Manny has the perfect woman in Marina, but needs to push the envelope a little further.
30:03 Quote: "The fire rises!" Ralph buys the guy a drink.
31:05 Brian Therion from Arizona wanted Adam West Edelweiss. Gentle Giant. Pic.
33:00 Doug and Karen Careaux from Edmonton, Alberta celebrate one year of marriage, and are trying for a baby. Al Pacino parenting advice.
35:45 Kevin saw Al Pacino at his daughters school.
37:05 Jay and Graham from Tampa, FL. Graham praises his step-father, Jay.
38:45 Ralph's mic smells of pussy. Kevin talks of Ralph's tics while doing impressions.
39:15 Jason and Melissa celebrate 4 years of marriage. Photon Torpedo/Exhaust Port. Missed the show several times due to cancellations.
40:20 Shatner/Bowie. Difficulty level: refused!
42:15 Email bag: Twitter dude gets chastised.
43:00 Nicole from Aurora, Colorado asks for a moments silence. Kevin talks about what happened over those days.
47:50 Nate and Dan send in Cosby Bane. Ralph still hasn't seen The Dark Knight Rises.
50:15 Kevin and Ralph handed porn.
51:20 Jost from the Netherlands met Khewbacca Kardashian.
52:15 Kevin would enjoy sex with a wookie.
52:40 Adam Christiansen went to rewarder.com and found this. Kevin would do it. Screencap
55:10 Creepy Clown Time: Ralph plugs Masters of None, who ask for Christopher Walken Creepy Clown. Young Chris.
56:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: (Zack Holterhaus sends in a big bucket of win). Gore Vidal. Caligula. Bob Roberts. Ralph sings Ragtime Gal.
59:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Mary Tamm. Pic.
1:00:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Tony Martin.
1:01:13 Quote: "Side-pussy."
1:01:30 Ralph is a fan of character-actors, and explains watching them as a young Garman.
1:02:02 Tinseltown Stiff: John Finnegan. Pic. An American Tale gets sung. Aaron Neville mentioned for the first time, and recurs over the next few weeks.
1:04:20 Quote: "The Original American Tail:" Linda Ronstadt's singing vagina.
1:04:40 Tinseltown Stiff: R. G. Armstrong. Pruneface. << Ralph's balls look like this.
1:06:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Norman Alden. Super Friends. Back to the Future.
1:10:00 Exquisite Acting: Simon from London sends in Al Pacino in The Local Stigmatic.
1:12:15 Shit That Should Not Be: JP from NJ sends in Airplane! Kevin explains the logistics of movies then, and now.
1:15:10 Kev-In: Bane. Magic Mike. Breakin' 2.
1:17:35 HBO Headlines: Samuel L. Jackson's Olympic tweets.
1:19:50 Voting and Celebrities; Clint Eastwood endorses Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney's joke sent to the file. Ralph informs Kevin about Mrs. Eastwood's reality TV show. Jenna Jameson endorses Mitt Romney.
1:23:20 Quote: "Mitt. What kind of fuckin' name is Mitt?"
1:23:35 Both Kevin and Ralph would like to give Obama another four years. #DiplomaticImmunity
1:25:00 Octomom (NSFW) is single again. Go Fund Me, to buy a house. New single. Artwork.
1:27:50 Snoop Dogg is now Snoop Lion. La La La.
1:30:00 Courtney Stodden announced that she is heading out for her own reality show (Couples Therapy). Age Difference a problem! WTF?!
1:32:10 Kim Kardashian announced younger sisters will have their own reality show. Ralph describes upcoming "plots." Ralph describes the ideal kidnap.
1:35:15 Clerks' Veronica Marilyn Ghigliotti threatened with the release of a sex-tape. Kevin describes meeting her, and he involvement in Clerks. Invasion for Flesh and Blood.
1:44:00 Fred Willard arrested, again. Shows cancelled. Kevin on jerking off, surprisingly.
1:48:00 Clive Palmer creating dinosaurs using DNA. Also, Titanic II.
1:50:25 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split, after Kristen Stewart cheats. Custody battle over dog. Upcoming film gossip provided by Huggy Bear. Apology video.
1:51:40 Quote: "I wish them both ... no ... good."
1:54:20 Lindsay Lohan making a movie called The Canyons. Makes crew strip while filming.
1:54:30 Quote: "There is no cake.
1:55:15 Hand-check for The Lovitz' resident Fred Willard. "Yeah!"
1:56:25 Quote: "I don't want anyone to see my nipples."
1:57:10 Ralph references An Officer and A Gentleman.
1:58:00 Professor Arnold Schwarzenegger's Think Tank. Lecture example. Ralph explains Preacher Curls.
2:00:40 James Bond cologne to be released. Using cologne debated. Available at Harrods.
2:02:00 Quote: "Pot, Pachouli and Rights for black people."
2:02:15 Vince Vaughn to make the Brady Bunch reboot.
2:03:10 Kevin plays with a laser. Ralph removes it.
2:03:30 J.J. Abrams making an Earthquake movie. San Andreas 3D in the works, soon.
2:04:55 Ghostbusters III to go ahead without Bill Murray. Kevin mentions Blues Brothers 2000.
2:05:30 Movies That Will Suck: Beach Boys Movie. Kokomo.
2:08:20 Bret Michaels making a movie about his life story.
2:09:20 Geek News: The Dark Knight Rises error. Dark Knight XXX Porn Parody DVD.
2:12:10 Christopher Eccleston to play the villain in the new Thor movie.
2:13:00 Peter Jackson to make 3 Hobbit movies, instead of 2.
2:13:35 Star Trek, Star Wars, Alien and Ghostbusters, X-Men auction prices.
2:15:25 Quote: "Really crippled."
2:17:50 Star Wars: Episode VII.
2:19:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 91
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin reveal the Babble-On That Almost Was! Hear the radio pilots for a Babble-esque show entitled THE SHOWBIZ BEAT."
Runtime: 53:31
Recorded ? 2010
Released Tues, 24th July 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
5:10 Kevin introduces the following archives, as Ralph is away on vacation.
7:06 SHOWBIZ BEAT #1 intro.
7:25 Ralph has first billing.
8:20 Kevin in the news: The Death of Miramax.
9:05 Ugly Betty cancelled; ratings dropped.
9:55 Forbes Trustworthy Celebrities 2010.
11:02 Bill Cosby pops in.
13:10 Spider-Man reboot in the works.
13:42 Part 2: Spider-Man touched on, and prospective directors discussed.
17:03 Mood Music: Kevin discusses the faults of the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie.
18:10 Ralph and Kevin call for Gwen Stacy.
18:30 Casting Roulette: Sarah calls in, and thinks Taylor Lautner would suit it. Ralph suggests Shia LeBeouf, or Anton Yelchin. Kevin is a fan.
19:20 Ralph plays a New Moon clip, and a Terminator: Salvation clip.
21:00 Kevin pimps Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
21:20 Seann William-Scott on the line.
21.45 Part 3: Seann William-Scott on the 'phone.
23:24 Quote: "Stifler's List."
23:30 Kevin discusses working with Seann on Cop Out.
24:05 Seann discusses his relationship with his mother.
24:40 Kevin references Role Models.
25:15 Seann transitioning to cartoons: Kevin reassures him on his career, as does Ralph.
26:00 Seann discusses working on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Cop Out.
27:23 Part 4: "Hollywood Legend."
28:00 Cop Out origins and details discussed.
31:40 Ralph cuts short the phone call.
31:55 Kevin explains the second attempt.
32:30 SHOWBIZ BEAT #II.
33:10 Who's Zooming Who? Porn parodies discussed - 1960's Batman Porn parody irks Ralph.
34:25 Family Guy in trouble with Sarah Palin. "The Trig." Kevin was made fun of, too.
35:22 Seth MacFarlane clip played.
35:40 K-Fed on Celebrity Fit something-or-other. Fat Clips played.
36:40 Bobby Brown weighed in.
37:23 Part 2: Avatar casting: Kevin Smith, Matt Damon and Jake Gyllenhall all turned down Avatar. NotStarring.com
38:30 Eric Stoltz in Mask.
38:50 Emma Thompson almost cast as God in Dogma. Gillian Anderson passed. Hated the script.
39:40 Tupac Shakur in Forrest Gump. Sylvester Stallone in Star Wars.
40:15 Kevin asks about imitating current actors.
40:40 Sean Connery passed on being Gandalf.
41:21 Part 3: Ralph on Sharktopus.
42:22 Kevin Smith: Movie God!
43:05 Dr. Achilles Hartigan trying to track down Sharktopus.
44:55 Quote: "Damn you, Sharktopus!"
45:20 Kevin impressed with the audition. Hooper.
46:14 Part 4: "Frug-worthy."
46:25 Old HBO music called The UFO.
46:50 The Pipe of Hype: Shutter Island.
47:35 Know Your Islands: "Rectal Itch."
48:10 Cleo calls in.
48:50 Island in the Sun by Weezer.
49:27 Lost.
50:11 The Lonely Island. Cleo wins the signed poster!
50:38 Island theme played again.
50:45 Kevin closes this episode with the origin of Hollywood Babble-On (Upcoming dates plugged).
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin reveal the Babble-On That Almost Was! Hear the radio pilots for a Babble-esque show entitled THE SHOWBIZ BEAT."
Runtime: 53:31
Recorded ? 2010
Released Tues, 24th July 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
5:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
5:10 Kevin introduces the following archives, as Ralph is away on vacation.
7:06 SHOWBIZ BEAT #1 intro.
7:25 Ralph has first billing.
8:20 Kevin in the news: The Death of Miramax.
9:05 Ugly Betty cancelled; ratings dropped.
9:55 Forbes Trustworthy Celebrities 2010.
11:02 Bill Cosby pops in.
13:10 Spider-Man reboot in the works.
13:42 Part 2: Spider-Man touched on, and prospective directors discussed.
17:03 Mood Music: Kevin discusses the faults of the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie.
18:10 Ralph and Kevin call for Gwen Stacy.
18:30 Casting Roulette: Sarah calls in, and thinks Taylor Lautner would suit it. Ralph suggests Shia LeBeouf, or Anton Yelchin. Kevin is a fan.
19:20 Ralph plays a New Moon clip, and a Terminator: Salvation clip.
21:00 Kevin pimps Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
21:20 Seann William-Scott on the line.
21.45 Part 3: Seann William-Scott on the 'phone.
23:24 Quote: "Stifler's List."
23:30 Kevin discusses working with Seann on Cop Out.
24:05 Seann discusses his relationship with his mother.
24:40 Kevin references Role Models.
25:15 Seann transitioning to cartoons: Kevin reassures him on his career, as does Ralph.
26:00 Seann discusses working on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Cop Out.
27:23 Part 4: "Hollywood Legend."
28:00 Cop Out origins and details discussed.
31:40 Ralph cuts short the phone call.
31:55 Kevin explains the second attempt.
32:30 SHOWBIZ BEAT #II.
33:10 Who's Zooming Who? Porn parodies discussed - 1960's Batman Porn parody irks Ralph.
34:25 Family Guy in trouble with Sarah Palin. "The Trig." Kevin was made fun of, too.
35:22 Seth MacFarlane clip played.
35:40 K-Fed on Celebrity Fit something-or-other. Fat Clips played.
36:40 Bobby Brown weighed in.
37:23 Part 2: Avatar casting: Kevin Smith, Matt Damon and Jake Gyllenhall all turned down Avatar. NotStarring.com
38:30 Eric Stoltz in Mask.
38:50 Emma Thompson almost cast as God in Dogma. Gillian Anderson passed. Hated the script.
39:40 Tupac Shakur in Forrest Gump. Sylvester Stallone in Star Wars.
40:15 Kevin asks about imitating current actors.
40:40 Sean Connery passed on being Gandalf.
41:21 Part 3: Ralph on Sharktopus.
42:22 Kevin Smith: Movie God!
43:05 Dr. Achilles Hartigan trying to track down Sharktopus.
44:55 Quote: "Damn you, Sharktopus!"
45:20 Kevin impressed with the audition. Hooper.
46:14 Part 4: "Frug-worthy."
46:25 Old HBO music called The UFO.
46:50 The Pipe of Hype: Shutter Island.
47:35 Know Your Islands: "Rectal Itch."
48:10 Cleo calls in.
48:50 Island in the Sun by Weezer.
49:27 Lost.
50:11 The Lonely Island. Cleo wins the signed poster!
50:38 Island theme played again.
50:45 Kevin closes this episode with the origin of Hollywood Babble-On (Upcoming dates plugged).
Hollywood Babble-On 90
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin get their Comic-Con on at the San Diego House of Blues. Recorded 7/14/2012."
Runtime: 1:26:04
Recorded Sat, 14th July 2012
Released Mon, 16th July 2012
LOUD YouTube Clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
6:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:50 Ralph is sober. World shocked.
8:40 Tonight's pod recorded by LOUD, to be put on YouTube.
9:20 Kevin saw the new Iron Man 3 material. New Avengers movies revealed; Thor; The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Avenger.
11:05 Ralph was on the Dexter panel, and the Sony panel for Elysium with Matt Damon and plugs Looper. Plot proves difficult for Kevin to follow.
14:10 Ralph has to go against his morals and plug the M. Night movie, with Will and Jaden Smith. Ralph kills himself backstage.
16:00 Bat-Cave set up in Comic-Con, with all the Batmobiles. Kevin offered the chance to get in. Kevin says Jeff Dunham owns the 1989 Batmobile. Kev and the Tumblr.
17:10 Quote: "Too Fat to Bat."
20:00 Shout-outs: Kevin instigates oral sex between Chantelle and Stephanie. 1930's Ralph makes an appearance.
22:10 John and Mike Van Cleev Escape from Black Mountain.
23:00 Karl and Libby from San Fransisco ask for an Edelweiss ... they get an Analweiss/Schwarzenegger combo.
24:10 Lisa is here. Joshua gets shouted at. Comic-Con literature should have some disclaimer for the larger folk. Dana is a no-show. Kevin says 'Hi,' in his Creepy-Sexy voice.
26:00 Quote: "Just back up into me."
26:15 Michael and Joe from Chesterfield are straight, but field accusations of rampant homosexuality from their respective families.
28:00 Chino from Manila, Philippines at Comic-Con dressed as Kevin.
29:10 Several John's argue over getting their shout-out read out. John sold his Spider-Man #1 to get engaged, now he is getting divorced.
29:25 Quote: "Any John will do ..."
31:40 Email bag: Wesley Boone from South Africa has #DiplomaticImmunity. Caleb and Silent Bob interact for the Comic-Con crowd.
33:05 Cam asks to bring back the More Margharitas theme.
33:53 Nicolas Cage says: "Fuck off!"
33:55 Matthew in Kentucky asked the Fries Girl can explain the different sauces to Forrest Gump (Difficulty level of about 9.8).
35:31 Creepy Clown Time: William in Houston asks for Klingon Creepy Clown.
37:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sage Stallone.
39:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard Zanuck.
40:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Ernest Borgnine.
42:00 HBO Headlines: Rich misheard the theme "Headlice," instead of "Headlines."
42:50 Michael Clarke-Duncan had a heart attack. Resuscitated by his girlfriend. Ralph dislikes her.
44:20 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reach a divorce settlement. This is pondered for a while, via movie titles.
47:00 Robert Blake is back. Written a book, and is on Piers Morgan. Once taught an acting class that Ralph took. There is no happy Little Rascals.
51:30 Lindsay Lohan to star in Scary Movie 5.
52:40 Peter O'Toole retiring. Class act. Ralph recounts a story of Peter O'Toole drinking. Kevin references My Favourite Year, and Venus.
55:10 Steven Tyler leaving American Idol, as is Jennifer Lopez. Charlie Sheen on the wishlist to appear, as is Jerry Lewis.
57:30 Rhonda Rousey has a distaste for Kim Kardashian. Ralph struggles to stay in control with the flow of sound effects. "Lube."
1:01:00 Billy Murray party crashing tour.
1:03:00 Channing Tatum developing an Evil Knievel movie.
1:04:25 Movies That Will (Not) Suck: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. (Ralph retracts his initial reaction).
1:05:15 Movies That Will Suck: Twins sequel; Triplets. Grown-Ups 2, starring Patrick Schwarzenegger (Dating Taylor Swift). Independence Day sequel.
1:09:20 Chumbawamba split after 30 years.
1:11:00 Katy Perry can't get insurance because of her spinning peppermint bra.
1:12:00 Mick Jagger and David Bowie were bisexual lovers.
1:14:24 Geek News: The Batmobile TV special runs.
1:14:50 Fantastic Four reboot in the works. Kevin would like them to share the property.
1:16:00 Kevin plugs the SMarcade.com games.
1:17:00 HBO approaching 2 years. Showbiz Beat pilot discussed, and history. Kevin encourages podcasting. Hollywood Babble-On: The TV show is in the works.
1:20:24 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin get their Comic-Con on at the San Diego House of Blues. Recorded 7/14/2012."
Runtime: 1:26:04
Recorded Sat, 14th July 2012
Released Mon, 16th July 2012
LOUD YouTube Clip.
0:00 SModCo ads.
6:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
7:50 Ralph is sober. World shocked.
8:40 Tonight's pod recorded by LOUD, to be put on YouTube.
9:20 Kevin saw the new Iron Man 3 material. New Avengers movies revealed; Thor; The Dark World and Captain America: The Winter Avenger.
11:05 Ralph was on the Dexter panel, and the Sony panel for Elysium with Matt Damon and plugs Looper. Plot proves difficult for Kevin to follow.
14:10 Ralph has to go against his morals and plug the M. Night movie, with Will and Jaden Smith. Ralph kills himself backstage.
16:00 Bat-Cave set up in Comic-Con, with all the Batmobiles. Kevin offered the chance to get in. Kevin says Jeff Dunham owns the 1989 Batmobile. Kev and the Tumblr.
17:10 Quote: "Too Fat to Bat."
20:00 Shout-outs: Kevin instigates oral sex between Chantelle and Stephanie. 1930's Ralph makes an appearance.
22:10 John and Mike Van Cleev Escape from Black Mountain.
23:00 Karl and Libby from San Fransisco ask for an Edelweiss ... they get an Analweiss/Schwarzenegger combo.
24:10 Lisa is here. Joshua gets shouted at. Comic-Con literature should have some disclaimer for the larger folk. Dana is a no-show. Kevin says 'Hi,' in his Creepy-Sexy voice.
26:00 Quote: "Just back up into me."
26:15 Michael and Joe from Chesterfield are straight, but field accusations of rampant homosexuality from their respective families.
28:00 Chino from Manila, Philippines at Comic-Con dressed as Kevin.
29:10 Several John's argue over getting their shout-out read out. John sold his Spider-Man #1 to get engaged, now he is getting divorced.
29:25 Quote: "Any John will do ..."
31:40 Email bag: Wesley Boone from South Africa has #DiplomaticImmunity. Caleb and Silent Bob interact for the Comic-Con crowd.
33:05 Cam asks to bring back the More Margharitas theme.
33:53 Nicolas Cage says: "Fuck off!"
33:55 Matthew in Kentucky asked the Fries Girl can explain the different sauces to Forrest Gump (Difficulty level of about 9.8).
35:31 Creepy Clown Time: William in Houston asks for Klingon Creepy Clown.
37:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sage Stallone.
39:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard Zanuck.
40:02 Tinseltown Stiff: Ernest Borgnine.
42:00 HBO Headlines: Rich misheard the theme "Headlice," instead of "Headlines."
42:50 Michael Clarke-Duncan had a heart attack. Resuscitated by his girlfriend. Ralph dislikes her.
44:20 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reach a divorce settlement. This is pondered for a while, via movie titles.
47:00 Robert Blake is back. Written a book, and is on Piers Morgan. Once taught an acting class that Ralph took. There is no happy Little Rascals.
51:30 Lindsay Lohan to star in Scary Movie 5.
52:40 Peter O'Toole retiring. Class act. Ralph recounts a story of Peter O'Toole drinking. Kevin references My Favourite Year, and Venus.
55:10 Steven Tyler leaving American Idol, as is Jennifer Lopez. Charlie Sheen on the wishlist to appear, as is Jerry Lewis.
57:30 Rhonda Rousey has a distaste for Kim Kardashian. Ralph struggles to stay in control with the flow of sound effects. "Lube."
1:01:00 Billy Murray party crashing tour.
1:03:00 Channing Tatum developing an Evil Knievel movie.
1:04:25 Movies That Will (Not) Suck: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. (Ralph retracts his initial reaction).
1:05:15 Movies That Will Suck: Twins sequel; Triplets. Grown-Ups 2, starring Patrick Schwarzenegger (Dating Taylor Swift). Independence Day sequel.
1:09:20 Chumbawamba split after 30 years.
1:11:00 Katy Perry can't get insurance because of her spinning peppermint bra.
1:12:00 Mick Jagger and David Bowie were bisexual lovers.
1:14:24 Geek News: The Batmobile TV special runs.
1:14:50 Fantastic Four reboot in the works. Kevin would like them to share the property.
1:16:00 Kevin plugs the SMarcade.com games.
1:17:00 HBO approaching 2 years. Showbiz Beat pilot discussed, and history. Kevin encourages podcasting. Hollywood Babble-On: The TV show is in the works.
1:20:24 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 89
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and special guest co-host Jon Lovitz explore the in and outs of the rusty wagon wheel."
Runtime: 1:58:21
Recorded Sat, 7th July 2012
Released Mon, 9th July 2012
Special guest host: Jon Lovitz.
0:00 SModCo ads.
3:32 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:00 Ralph explains that Kevin is at Megan and Alan's wedding, on the East Coast. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
5:10 Ralph introduces Jon "The Podfather," Lovitz, and starts by mocking him. Jon plugs his club.
7:15 Jon went to the Playboy mansion for the 4th of July. Pic.
8:00 Picture of Jon. Ralph mocks Jon; Lovitz counter-attack. Ralph worked for Playboy: Jon, too.
10:00 Shout-outs: Chris and Genevieve from San Diego. Chris has listened to a lot of HBO. Did not bring gifts.
11:40 Freddy and Tina celebrate Tina's birthday. Jon does his cake bit. Ralph explains that people already know the bit. Al Pacino Bowie birthday wishes.
12:25 Quotes: "We'll fix that in post," "A little brown hole ..." "The hole reserved for poo ..." "Muddy doorbell," "Gimme the shit!" "The Final Frontier." "Peeing bloody corn."
14:15 Jon not a fan of anal. Jon knows medicine as his father was a doctor. Gas "entering the urethra."
18:10 Ryan, Lindsay and Harrison at The Lovitz. Lindsay is targeted by Jon all through the show. "Back-stage door." Harrison writes in, too. "Drop a bucket in her backyard well." Jon promotes Rodeo-Style.
22:15 Michelle Danny celebrate's Danny The Werewolf's birthday. Ralph does Jon's birthday cake bit.
23:40 Andrew and Willow celebrate Andrew's birthday. Lovitz Shatner and Garman/Lovitz Shatner.
25:30 Vanessa and Jason Perez are about to marry. "Goddamn dirty groom!"
26:45 Al Pacino and Chuck Heston in the backyard well.
28:10 Email bag: Jake leaves for training for the air force, as the Dark Knight Rises premieres. Ralph with advice on how to get dishonorably discharged.
29:20 Gayla and Chuck discuss HBO at their Middle-School. Fries Girl and Harrison Ford have a chat.
31:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ben Davidson. Pic. Conan. Ralph offers to check Jon's prostrate.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eric Sykes. Ralph takes a swipe at Jon. HBO threatened with new premesis.
34:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Andy Griffith. Jon references A Face In The Crowd. Opie's Allowance.
37:50 Ralph stops Jon saying anything anything political. Jon imitates Aunt Bea.
38:10 Who I know: Andy Griffith, Alec Baldwin, Ron Perlman, Jack Nicholson, Howie Mandel, Cher, Rick Calamaro, Tom Cruise, Sarah Jessica Parker, William Shatner, Samantha Ronson's family,
39:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Barry Becher. Ginsu ad.
41:25 Jon and Ralph comment on Lindsay's food.
43:00 Hollywood Helpers: Alec Baldwin donates $1m to the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.
44:40 Hollywood Helper: Ron Perlman. HellBoy. Kid.
47:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor from Philedelphia sends in Casablanca.
50:00 Exquisite Acting: Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider. Ralph talks about his part in Ted, and takes a swipe at The Benchwarmers.
53:30 HBO Headlines: Howie Mandel thought he heard a sexual assault. Jon on shaking hands with strangers, and interacting with the homeless.
56:45 Chris Rock tweets on the 4th July.
58:00 Cher tweets against Mitt Romney and Mormonism. Ralph sings a line from If I Could Turn Back Time.
1:00:30 Kim Kardashian plug the shit out of their family. Jon on popping his (non-HBO) cherry.
1:04:05 Kimye lasts longer than her marriage, at the BET Awards.
1:05:20 Justin Bieber popped for speeding. Fisker Karma. Jon and Ralph bicker. Ralph quotes Justin Bieber graduating from High School. Ralph explains that he dislikes untalented people.
1:09:55 Rick Calamaro, Charlie Sheen's personal assistant, passed away. Jon on people passing away from drugs/alcohol.
1:11:45 Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorcing. List of reasons for divorce. Sea Org. Beckham. Jon on maturing females. Tom Cruise #1 on the Forbes Rich List for actors.
1:16:30 Lindsay taking some hits; Jon asks her if she likes it. Forbes source.
1:18:50 Jennifer Lopez has a metric shit-ton of perfumes on the market. Forbes source.
1:19:50 Christopher Nolan's hands and footprints placed outside Grauman's Chinese Theater.
1:23:20 Collectable news: (Jon discusses Batman). Gallileo Shuttlecraft. 70 large.
1:26:00 Jon on talking to Shatner about Star Trek.
1:27:10 Lindsay Lohan finishes principle photography on Liz and Dick. Jon mentions Samantha Ronson, and Jane Fonda sitting Lindsay Lohan down, and telling her to sort herself out.
1:30:15 Movies That Will Suck: Raging Bull 2. Jon provides trivia, and Three Amigos, mentioned. The Jimi Hendrix biopic, without Jim Hendrix music. Jimi and Andre 3000.
1:34:45 Jon asks Lindsay a question. Anal sex discussed again.
1:37:20 True Blood to return for Season 6, as will Newsroom and Eastbound and Down. Ralph knows Danny McBride.
1:38:10 Anderson Cooper announces he's gay. No-one shocked.
1:39:25 American Bible Challenge announced, with Jeff Foxworthy.
1:40:50 Van Halen cancels remainder of their tour. Jon saw them before cancelling.
1:42:10 GOTYE Shoots himself in the head.
1:43:20 Quote: "Horny for corny!"
1:44:00 How Chelsea Handler got on the air.
1:45:25 Willow Smith has a new single. I Am Me. Ralph furious. "Born on third base, and think they hit a triple."
1:49:35 Chuck E. Cheese ... revamped! Say 'Cheese!' It's funner ...
1:51:40 Jon screaming a lá Sammy Hagar.
1:52:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "Ralph and special guest co-host Jon Lovitz explore the in and outs of the rusty wagon wheel."
Runtime: 1:58:21
Recorded Sat, 7th July 2012
Released Mon, 9th July 2012
Special guest host: Jon Lovitz.
0:00 SModCo ads.
3:32 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:00 Ralph explains that Kevin is at Megan and Alan's wedding, on the East Coast. Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
5:10 Ralph introduces Jon "The Podfather," Lovitz, and starts by mocking him. Jon plugs his club.
7:15 Jon went to the Playboy mansion for the 4th of July. Pic.
8:00 Picture of Jon. Ralph mocks Jon; Lovitz counter-attack. Ralph worked for Playboy: Jon, too.
10:00 Shout-outs: Chris and Genevieve from San Diego. Chris has listened to a lot of HBO. Did not bring gifts.
11:40 Freddy and Tina celebrate Tina's birthday. Jon does his cake bit. Ralph explains that people already know the bit. Al Pacino Bowie birthday wishes.
12:25 Quotes: "We'll fix that in post," "A little brown hole ..." "The hole reserved for poo ..." "Muddy doorbell," "Gimme the shit!" "The Final Frontier." "Peeing bloody corn."
14:15 Jon not a fan of anal. Jon knows medicine as his father was a doctor. Gas "entering the urethra."
18:10 Ryan, Lindsay and Harrison at The Lovitz. Lindsay is targeted by Jon all through the show. "Back-stage door." Harrison writes in, too. "Drop a bucket in her backyard well." Jon promotes Rodeo-Style.
22:15 Michelle Danny celebrate's Danny The Werewolf's birthday. Ralph does Jon's birthday cake bit.
23:40 Andrew and Willow celebrate Andrew's birthday. Lovitz Shatner and Garman/Lovitz Shatner.
25:30 Vanessa and Jason Perez are about to marry. "Goddamn dirty groom!"
26:45 Al Pacino and Chuck Heston in the backyard well.
28:10 Email bag: Jake leaves for training for the air force, as the Dark Knight Rises premieres. Ralph with advice on how to get dishonorably discharged.
29:20 Gayla and Chuck discuss HBO at their Middle-School. Fries Girl and Harrison Ford have a chat.
31:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ben Davidson. Pic. Conan. Ralph offers to check Jon's prostrate.
33:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Eric Sykes. Ralph takes a swipe at Jon. HBO threatened with new premesis.
34:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Andy Griffith. Jon references A Face In The Crowd. Opie's Allowance.
37:50 Ralph stops Jon saying anything anything political. Jon imitates Aunt Bea.
38:10 Who I know: Andy Griffith, Alec Baldwin, Ron Perlman, Jack Nicholson, Howie Mandel, Cher, Rick Calamaro, Tom Cruise, Sarah Jessica Parker, William Shatner, Samantha Ronson's family,
39:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Barry Becher. Ginsu ad.
41:25 Jon and Ralph comment on Lindsay's food.
43:00 Hollywood Helpers: Alec Baldwin donates $1m to the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.
44:40 Hollywood Helper: Ron Perlman. HellBoy. Kid.
47:35 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor from Philedelphia sends in Casablanca.
50:00 Exquisite Acting: Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider. Ralph talks about his part in Ted, and takes a swipe at The Benchwarmers.
53:30 HBO Headlines: Howie Mandel thought he heard a sexual assault. Jon on shaking hands with strangers, and interacting with the homeless.
56:45 Chris Rock tweets on the 4th July.
58:00 Cher tweets against Mitt Romney and Mormonism. Ralph sings a line from If I Could Turn Back Time.
1:00:30 Kim Kardashian plug the shit out of their family. Jon on popping his (non-HBO) cherry.
1:04:05 Kimye lasts longer than her marriage, at the BET Awards.
1:05:20 Justin Bieber popped for speeding. Fisker Karma. Jon and Ralph bicker. Ralph quotes Justin Bieber graduating from High School. Ralph explains that he dislikes untalented people.
1:09:55 Rick Calamaro, Charlie Sheen's personal assistant, passed away. Jon on people passing away from drugs/alcohol.
1:11:45 Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorcing. List of reasons for divorce. Sea Org. Beckham. Jon on maturing females. Tom Cruise #1 on the Forbes Rich List for actors.
1:16:30 Lindsay taking some hits; Jon asks her if she likes it. Forbes source.
1:18:50 Jennifer Lopez has a metric shit-ton of perfumes on the market. Forbes source.
1:19:50 Christopher Nolan's hands and footprints placed outside Grauman's Chinese Theater.
1:23:20 Collectable news: (Jon discusses Batman). Gallileo Shuttlecraft. 70 large.
1:26:00 Jon on talking to Shatner about Star Trek.
1:27:10 Lindsay Lohan finishes principle photography on Liz and Dick. Jon mentions Samantha Ronson, and Jane Fonda sitting Lindsay Lohan down, and telling her to sort herself out.
1:30:15 Movies That Will Suck: Raging Bull 2. Jon provides trivia, and Three Amigos, mentioned. The Jimi Hendrix biopic, without Jim Hendrix music. Jimi and Andre 3000.
1:34:45 Jon asks Lindsay a question. Anal sex discussed again.
1:37:20 True Blood to return for Season 6, as will Newsroom and Eastbound and Down. Ralph knows Danny McBride.
1:38:10 Anderson Cooper announces he's gay. No-one shocked.
1:39:25 American Bible Challenge announced, with Jeff Foxworthy.
1:40:50 Van Halen cancels remainder of their tour. Jon saw them before cancelling.
1:42:10 GOTYE Shoots himself in the head.
1:43:20 Quote: "Horny for corny!"
1:44:00 How Chelsea Handler got on the air.
1:45:25 Willow Smith has a new single. I Am Me. Ralph furious. "Born on third base, and think they hit a triple."
1:49:35 Chuck E. Cheese ... revamped! Say 'Cheese!' It's funner ...
1:51:40 Jon screaming a lá Sammy Hagar.
1:52:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Hollywood Babble-On 88
Episode: Link.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin are reunited and explore Galactic Diplomatic Immunity"
Runtime: 1:55:06
Recorded Sat, 30th June 2012
Released Mon, 2nd July 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:13 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:55 Kevin gets the night, and possibly city, wrong.
5:25 Adam Carolla annoys people elsewhere by stating "Women aren't funny," and it's touched upon here.
6:20 Kevin explains where he's been these past few weeks, and plug the upcoming Comic-Con gig.
7:40 Shout-outs: Kevin saw Magic Mike, and NOT Ted, much to Ralph's chagrin. Kevin plugs the shit out of Magic Mike and its actors ALL through the show.
9:18 Kevin Smith: "The Master of Cock in Cinema!"
9:50 Quote: "A Hitch-Cock."
15:45 Quotes: "B.O.B's; Battery Operated Boyfriend's," "Magic Mike 2: Heavy Kevvy."
17:15 Quote: "Don't work with a stoner, people, it's exhausting."
18:20 11 minutes later, Ralph can proceed with the shout-outs: Cheryl, Adam move to L.A. Jason asks for a shout-out. Kevin plugs a transsexual taco van.
19:50 Angel and Shannon are on date night, and go to see Ted. Ralph plugs Ted ... and he has lines! Hetero-anal talk.
22:05 How not to do anal.
22:25 Jason, Chris and James celebrate James' birthday.
22:50 Kevin enjoys twitter, and quotes a tweet. #DiplomaticImmunity
23:20 SuperWeiner. "Dick-El."
24:00 Philip and Serjio at The Lovitz. Serjio has the spelling of his name questioned. Philip was a jizz-mopper.
25:35 Batman's Mexican Villain: Brown-Eye.
26:20 Ozzy and Laura celebrate Ozzy's birthday. Laura is from Philedelphia. Philly-chat. Doesn't know Ralph.
27:22 George and Sarah were patients at a mental hospital. Celebrating George's birthday with "The Better Vagina."
28:25 Quote: "This is like a Cure song!"
30:25 Rich, Christina et al. celebrate Jill's birthday. Christina talks a lot of cock.
32:15 Email bag: Dana can hear again after an operation; needs to relearn to listen, using HBO. HBO previously interpreted via sign-language.
34:35 Greg is going to marry Teri. Best wishes and tips.
36:35 Tony and Cathy from NJ celebrate 10 years of marriage.
37:37 Brianna sends in paper dolls. Finished product.
38:45 Jason from Texas made a Creepy Clown theme.
39:10 **first appearance** Creepy Clown Time theme.
40:02 Tony from Phoenix asks for Bobcat Goldthwaite Creepy Clown.
41:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Doris Singleton. Pic.
43:50 Tinseltown stiff: Don Grady. Pic.
44:50 Kevin clarifies "Big bucket of win," as opposed to "Big bucket of wind."
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Richard Lynch. Pic. Ralph plugs Vega$. "King of the 80's."
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Nora Ephron.
49:15 People trapped in the elevator are freed. Reese Witherspoon movie unlikely to be made. Ralph joyful. Kevin met her at the Michael premiere. "How to Eat a Child."
51:55 Hollywood Helper: Jennifer Lawrence helps a teenager. Pic 1. Pic 2. "Modern Day Batman."
53:50 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
54:30 Shit That Should Be: You Only Live Twice.
56:40 Exquisite Acting: Ben Affleck in A Body To Die For. Avengers joke. Gigli joke.
59:30 **first appearance** Kev-In theme.
59:50 Kevin doesn't remember that he won't be at HBO the next week, as his assistant Megan is marrying Alan Wysocki. Kevin's replacement will be ... Jon Lovitz!
1:00:45 Kev-In: Back to the Future. Richard Nixon 1968 Presedential Rally. Gremlins.
1:02:55 HBO Headlines: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce. Ralph offers explanation. Scientology video. Ralph sings to old German National Anthem. Tom had Nightingale Poop Facials.
1:03:40 Quote: "Jesus? You know that guy?"
1:07:10 Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis finish. Johnny Depp now with Amber Heard.
1:08:39 Ralph plugs Ted. Teddy Ruxpin creator pissed. Kevin on his old Teddy Ruxpin doll. Kevin plugs Magic Mike again. Two-handed vibe. Kevin advises how to get laid using Magic Mike.
1:14:50 Magic Mike: The Broadway Musical in the works.
1:15:20 Ralph into The Spice Girls reunion. (Fuck that song). Zoom. Ralph speaks Klingon, and almost makes a faux-pas against Jersey Girl. Audience-chat.
1:19:35 Alex Trebeck had a small heart-attack.
1:20:00 Quote: "What is a myocardial infarction?"
1:20:30 Octomom has a boyfriend. "Looks like the tanning mom." Ralph plugs the upcoming Octomom stripping dates.
1:23:00 Snoop Dogg busted with cash and marijuana in Norway. Kevin speaks with a Norweigan accent.
1:24:34 Lindsay Lohan's Terry Richardson photo. Kevin mentions Old Robert Downey Jr.
1:26:00 Quote: "Knuckle-head."
1:26:45 Megan Fox in Hawaii ... but not pregnant. "B.A.G." Step-mom/Spank bank.
1:28:25 Chris Brown and Drake offered cash to box. Kevin can't understand why Chris Brown is popular.
1:30:10 Justin Bieber on Letterman. "I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel." Dumb-ass.
1:31:50 Ke$ha gets a new tattoo.
1:33:10 Kim Kardashian to go to divorce court. Ex-husband to reveal all.
1:34:50 Khewbacca tries to mate with a human. Going to take fertility shots.
1:35:45 Casper Smart allegedly gay, and using Jennifer Lopez for her money.
1:38:00 Movies That Will Suck: Raging Bull 2. Highlander reboot, with Ryan Reynolds.
1:40:30 Uggie gets his paw prints outside Graumands Chinese Theater. Uggie. Special hosts.
1:42:00 Geek News: The Star Wars That I Used To Know.
1:44:00 The Avengers one of the highest grossing movies of all time. New Justice League LEGO movie in the works.
1:45:15 The Human Fly to be made into a movie.
1:45:50 Tetrachromatic woman from the UK.
1:47:20 William Shatner pants drop at LAX.
1:49:11 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. The Land Before Time.
Comments: "Ralph and Kevin are reunited and explore Galactic Diplomatic Immunity"
Runtime: 1:55:06
Recorded Sat, 30th June 2012
Released Mon, 2nd July 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
4:13 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
4:55 Kevin gets the night, and possibly city, wrong.
5:25 Adam Carolla annoys people elsewhere by stating "Women aren't funny," and it's touched upon here.
6:20 Kevin explains where he's been these past few weeks, and plug the upcoming Comic-Con gig.
7:40 Shout-outs: Kevin saw Magic Mike, and NOT Ted, much to Ralph's chagrin. Kevin plugs the shit out of Magic Mike and its actors ALL through the show.
9:18 Kevin Smith: "The Master of Cock in Cinema!"
9:50 Quote: "A Hitch-Cock."
15:45 Quotes: "B.O.B's; Battery Operated Boyfriend's," "Magic Mike 2: Heavy Kevvy."
17:15 Quote: "Don't work with a stoner, people, it's exhausting."
18:20 11 minutes later, Ralph can proceed with the shout-outs: Cheryl, Adam move to L.A. Jason asks for a shout-out. Kevin plugs a transsexual taco van.
19:50 Angel and Shannon are on date night, and go to see Ted. Ralph plugs Ted ... and he has lines! Hetero-anal talk.
22:05 How not to do anal.
22:25 Jason, Chris and James celebrate James' birthday.
22:50 Kevin enjoys twitter, and quotes a tweet. #DiplomaticImmunity
23:20 SuperWeiner. "Dick-El."
24:00 Philip and Serjio at The Lovitz. Serjio has the spelling of his name questioned. Philip was a jizz-mopper.
25:35 Batman's Mexican Villain: Brown-Eye.
26:20 Ozzy and Laura celebrate Ozzy's birthday. Laura is from Philedelphia. Philly-chat. Doesn't know Ralph.
27:22 George and Sarah were patients at a mental hospital. Celebrating George's birthday with "The Better Vagina."
28:25 Quote: "This is like a Cure song!"
30:25 Rich, Christina et al. celebrate Jill's birthday. Christina talks a lot of cock.
32:15 Email bag: Dana can hear again after an operation; needs to relearn to listen, using HBO. HBO previously interpreted via sign-language.
34:35 Greg is going to marry Teri. Best wishes and tips.
36:35 Tony and Cathy from NJ celebrate 10 years of marriage.
37:37 Brianna sends in paper dolls. Finished product.
38:45 Jason from Texas made a Creepy Clown theme.
39:10 **first appearance** Creepy Clown Time theme.
40:02 Tony from Phoenix asks for Bobcat Goldthwaite Creepy Clown.
41:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Doris Singleton. Pic.
43:50 Tinseltown stiff: Don Grady. Pic.
44:50 Kevin clarifies "Big bucket of win," as opposed to "Big bucket of wind."
45:15 Tinseltown stiff: Richard Lynch. Pic. Ralph plugs Vega$. "King of the 80's."
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Nora Ephron.
49:15 People trapped in the elevator are freed. Reese Witherspoon movie unlikely to be made. Ralph joyful. Kevin met her at the Michael premiere. "How to Eat a Child."
51:55 Hollywood Helper: Jennifer Lawrence helps a teenager. Pic 1. Pic 2. "Modern Day Batman."
53:50 Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
54:30 Shit That Should Be: You Only Live Twice.
56:40 Exquisite Acting: Ben Affleck in A Body To Die For. Avengers joke. Gigli joke.
59:30 **first appearance** Kev-In theme.
59:50 Kevin doesn't remember that he won't be at HBO the next week, as his assistant Megan is marrying Alan Wysocki. Kevin's replacement will be ... Jon Lovitz!
1:00:45 Kev-In: Back to the Future. Richard Nixon 1968 Presedential Rally. Gremlins.
1:02:55 HBO Headlines: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce. Ralph offers explanation. Scientology video. Ralph sings to old German National Anthem. Tom had Nightingale Poop Facials.
1:03:40 Quote: "Jesus? You know that guy?"
1:07:10 Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis finish. Johnny Depp now with Amber Heard.
1:08:39 Ralph plugs Ted. Teddy Ruxpin creator pissed. Kevin on his old Teddy Ruxpin doll. Kevin plugs Magic Mike again. Two-handed vibe. Kevin advises how to get laid using Magic Mike.
1:14:50 Magic Mike: The Broadway Musical in the works.
1:15:20 Ralph into The Spice Girls reunion. (Fuck that song). Zoom. Ralph speaks Klingon, and almost makes a faux-pas against Jersey Girl. Audience-chat.
1:19:35 Alex Trebeck had a small heart-attack.
1:20:00 Quote: "What is a myocardial infarction?"
1:20:30 Octomom has a boyfriend. "Looks like the tanning mom." Ralph plugs the upcoming Octomom stripping dates.
1:23:00 Snoop Dogg busted with cash and marijuana in Norway. Kevin speaks with a Norweigan accent.
1:24:34 Lindsay Lohan's Terry Richardson photo. Kevin mentions Old Robert Downey Jr.
1:26:00 Quote: "Knuckle-head."
1:26:45 Megan Fox in Hawaii ... but not pregnant. "B.A.G." Step-mom/Spank bank.
1:28:25 Chris Brown and Drake offered cash to box. Kevin can't understand why Chris Brown is popular.
1:30:10 Justin Bieber on Letterman. "I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel." Dumb-ass.
1:31:50 Ke$ha gets a new tattoo.
1:33:10 Kim Kardashian to go to divorce court. Ex-husband to reveal all.
1:34:50 Khewbacca tries to mate with a human. Going to take fertility shots.
1:35:45 Casper Smart allegedly gay, and using Jennifer Lopez for her money.
1:38:00 Movies That Will Suck: Raging Bull 2. Highlander reboot, with Ryan Reynolds.
1:40:30 Uggie gets his paw prints outside Graumands Chinese Theater. Uggie. Special hosts.
1:42:00 Geek News: The Star Wars That I Used To Know.
1:44:00 The Avengers one of the highest grossing movies of all time. New Justice League LEGO movie in the works.
1:45:15 The Human Fly to be made into a movie.
1:45:50 Tetrachromatic woman from the UK.
1:47:20 William Shatner pants drop at LAX.
1:49:11 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. The Land Before Time.
Hollywood Babble-On 87
Episode: Link.
Comments: "While Kevins away, Ralph and special guest host David Koechner discuss their shared experiences and appreciation of fat c*ck."
Runtime: 1:27:45
Recorded Sat, 16th June 2012
Released Mon, 18th June 2012
Special guest host: David Koechner.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Ralph introduces David Koechner. Tosh .0.
5:45 David on Communism, appearing in Anchorman 2. Filming next February; explains why the trailer came first, so far ahead of release.
7:45 Shout-outs: David says there are 3 men with their cocks out.
8:50 Helen and Helene from the UK are a no-show. Bored to death at a Nickelback concert.
9:20 Quote: "Which one is Nickel?!"
9:45 Candice and Ashleigh celebrate Candice's 28th birthday. David worked on the same movie as Christopher Lloyd, recently. David explains Candice's explanation. David will provide color commentary for the home listeners.
12:00 Email bag: Anthony J. Bradley Jr sends in the Wikipedia page for Alan Scott. David on sexuality/homosexuality today.
14:45 Jessica asks to celebrate husband Vernon's birthday as Kermit. "Froggy-style."
15:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Henry Hill. David unimpressed.
17:00 Ralph references Green Acres. Theme sung.
17:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Frank Cady. Green Acres. "Bald guy workin'."
19:35 Shit That Should Not Be: George W. Bush in Game of Thrones. Still. David on severed heads, and modern news-feeds and multi-national corporations. Scene will be removed from future releases.
22:50 Quote: "Rent heads by the basket."
24:50 Exquisite Acting: Heidi sends in Star Trek: The Next Generation: Space Drunk.
26:20 Quote: "Nitrogen narcosis."
28:20 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan found unconscious in the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey.
30:00 David says "Fuck off," and "Fucking crazy," several times. David explains being tired.
34:10 Said assistant was driving her Porsche at time of crash. Cast in new Bret Easton Ellis movie; The Canyons, with James Deen (made 4,000 x-rated porn movies).
35:25 Quotes: "Does he lean against doorways?" "She's gonna go straight to grandmothers."
37:05 Madonna shows her tit on-stage in Istanbul. "Look at those arms!" David enrages Madonna with his Poker Face. Ralph makes a They Might Be Giants fans. "Madonna; Revenge of the Mummy."
40:00 Madonna's contract rider. David calls foul on the rider.
42:10 HBO: "Sweeping generalizations and semi-facts."
42:30 Lady Gaga/Madonna feud. Cunty. David pleased with Lady Gaga's level of fame. Hit in the face with a pole.
45:45 Quotes: "Pole to the mug." "Sorry, bro ..." "Fulcrum ..."
48:10 George H. W. Bush does not care for Justin Bieber. HBO now like Bush Sr. David annoyed at interviewer. And Kathy Lee Gifford.
52:08 Chris Brown bottled. David on war and the ecomony. Ralph translates Chris Brown's tweet.
54:30 Quote: "He said 'LOL?'"
55:45 Celebrity Sick Bay: Tone Loc. Wild Thing.
57:40 Celebrity Sick Bay: Jerry Lewis passes out. Jerry goes nuts! Directing Nutty Professor musical on Broadway.
1:00:20 Snooki nude pics leaked. Snooki. Snook. Dina dancing drunk in traffic. David discusses the Jersey Shore.
1:03:20 Octomom jerks it. David has a stroke. Celebrity pillow fighting.
1:04:20 Quote: "Someone fuckin' give her money!"
1:06:15 Kim Kardashian is the spokesperson for QuickTrim. Marble Arch. Big Ben. Kim Kardashian should join the Jersey Shore. David on terrorists/television.
1:10:55 Khewbacca finding it difficult to get pregnant. KK. KK. KKO.
1:12:30 Al Pacino in Glengary Glen Ross.
1:13:15 Blowjob at Cirque Du Soleil.
1:15:45 Movies That Will Suck: Twi-Harder. Moby Dick. "Battleship with a whale." Sony announces Adam Sandler's Tonka; The Movie, CandyLand and Risk. David plugs Inside Job.
1:21:05 Pierce Brosnan renting out his house in Malibu - $250,000 a month. Previous Tenant.
1:23:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
Comments: "While Kevins away, Ralph and special guest host David Koechner discuss their shared experiences and appreciation of fat c*ck."
Runtime: 1:27:45
Recorded Sat, 16th June 2012
Released Mon, 18th June 2012
Special guest host: David Koechner.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:40 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:35 Ralph introduces David Koechner. Tosh .0.
5:45 David on Communism, appearing in Anchorman 2. Filming next February; explains why the trailer came first, so far ahead of release.
7:45 Shout-outs: David says there are 3 men with their cocks out.
8:50 Helen and Helene from the UK are a no-show. Bored to death at a Nickelback concert.
9:20 Quote: "Which one is Nickel?!"
9:45 Candice and Ashleigh celebrate Candice's 28th birthday. David worked on the same movie as Christopher Lloyd, recently. David explains Candice's explanation. David will provide color commentary for the home listeners.
12:00 Email bag: Anthony J. Bradley Jr sends in the Wikipedia page for Alan Scott. David on sexuality/homosexuality today.
14:45 Jessica asks to celebrate husband Vernon's birthday as Kermit. "Froggy-style."
15:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Henry Hill. David unimpressed.
17:00 Ralph references Green Acres. Theme sung.
17:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Frank Cady. Green Acres. "Bald guy workin'."
19:35 Shit That Should Not Be: George W. Bush in Game of Thrones. Still. David on severed heads, and modern news-feeds and multi-national corporations. Scene will be removed from future releases.
22:50 Quote: "Rent heads by the basket."
24:50 Exquisite Acting: Heidi sends in Star Trek: The Next Generation: Space Drunk.
26:20 Quote: "Nitrogen narcosis."
28:20 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan found unconscious in the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey.
30:00 David says "Fuck off," and "Fucking crazy," several times. David explains being tired.
34:10 Said assistant was driving her Porsche at time of crash. Cast in new Bret Easton Ellis movie; The Canyons, with James Deen (made 4,000 x-rated porn movies).
35:25 Quotes: "Does he lean against doorways?" "She's gonna go straight to grandmothers."
37:05 Madonna shows her tit on-stage in Istanbul. "Look at those arms!" David enrages Madonna with his Poker Face. Ralph makes a They Might Be Giants fans. "Madonna; Revenge of the Mummy."
40:00 Madonna's contract rider. David calls foul on the rider.
42:10 HBO: "Sweeping generalizations and semi-facts."
42:30 Lady Gaga/Madonna feud. Cunty. David pleased with Lady Gaga's level of fame. Hit in the face with a pole.
45:45 Quotes: "Pole to the mug." "Sorry, bro ..." "Fulcrum ..."
48:10 George H. W. Bush does not care for Justin Bieber. HBO now like Bush Sr. David annoyed at interviewer. And Kathy Lee Gifford.
52:08 Chris Brown bottled. David on war and the ecomony. Ralph translates Chris Brown's tweet.
54:30 Quote: "He said 'LOL?'"
55:45 Celebrity Sick Bay: Tone Loc. Wild Thing.
57:40 Celebrity Sick Bay: Jerry Lewis passes out. Jerry goes nuts! Directing Nutty Professor musical on Broadway.
1:00:20 Snooki nude pics leaked. Snooki. Snook. Dina dancing drunk in traffic. David discusses the Jersey Shore.
1:03:20 Octomom jerks it. David has a stroke. Celebrity pillow fighting.
1:04:20 Quote: "Someone fuckin' give her money!"
1:06:15 Kim Kardashian is the spokesperson for QuickTrim. Marble Arch. Big Ben. Kim Kardashian should join the Jersey Shore. David on terrorists/television.
1:10:55 Khewbacca finding it difficult to get pregnant. KK. KK. KKO.
1:12:30 Al Pacino in Glengary Glen Ross.
1:13:15 Blowjob at Cirque Du Soleil.
1:15:45 Movies That Will Suck: Twi-Harder. Moby Dick. "Battleship with a whale." Sony announces Adam Sandler's Tonka; The Movie, CandyLand and Risk. David plugs Inside Job.
1:21:05 Pierce Brosnan renting out his house in Malibu - $250,000 a month. Previous Tenant.
1:23:10 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
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