Hollywood Babble-On 137: August 23, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC on August 23, 2013."
Runtime: 1:36:46
Recorded Fri. 23rd August, 2013
Released Mon, 26th August, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
1:48 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:40 GARMY! chants.
3:15 Kevin recalls the inspiration that New York has game him, and recalls wanting to write for SNL.
4:50 Kevin on #BatFleck "You know if this was the 90's, I'd be The Penguin!" Ben Affleck announced as Batman. Kevin owns Wayne Manor. "Underbite." "Giant chin." "I've seen Batman's dick!" 
8:20 Kevin plays Batdance by Prince. Kevin mentions the petition against Affleck. Ralph would pick RuPaul or Marley Matlin, to be Batman. Ralph is not pleased with this choice.
10:30 Ralph plays a clip from Jersey Girl, and mocks DareDevil. Kevin on a little Affeck history. "BatCave Entrance." "This dude has been to the bottom ... He's been in a couple of Kevin Smith movies."
13:45 Ben Affleck Batman Statement. Kevin does Bale. "That's smoothe, that's Affleck!"
15:30 Crying Batman. "I'm like ... Liam Neeson, man!"
16:10 Kevin on his current relationship with Affleck, and the future. Kevin says Superman V. Batman will make $2bn. "The J-Loker." Kevin plugs Dogma and Changing Lanes.
21:05 Ralph shows the Butt-Man cover.
22:00 Adam West tweets Ben Affleck.
22:22 Richard Dreyfuss tweets, too .. Guesses at the Batman voice.
23:58 Ben Bat Voice.
24:40 HBO is 3 years old.
25:07 What Strain Is Kevin On? "I don't know!" "I'm trying to get Jason Mewes as The Riddler!"
26:10 Shout-outs: Michelle Ykrewell (?) is alone, and asks for advice for the newborn baby. Kevin plays BatDance. Ralph on lesbianism. "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Kevin on how to treat her.
30:30 John and Jacy from Brooklyn waited 3 years to see HBO. John does Travolta .. Gay Ghost tells Jacy what Babble-On is like.
33:00 HBO: Light on anal, tonight.
33:20 Anthony, Pete, Rachel and force non-drinker Anthony to drink his first beer. The German's on the importance of beer.
35:35 Travis, Melissa and TJ from Oakdale, Long Island, ask Bane for advice. "For you ..!"
38:00 Pat and Steph from Philly are booed, and Rocky explains why Philly is such a great place.
39:10 "YRGREEDYNLAZY! Did you believe Ben Affleck is Batman?!"
39:30 Deborah and Dalek Socks Frank recall their story of how they met, Bowie sings to celebrate their one year anniversary..
42:20 "I've never done that in New York before ..."
42:35 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.com
45:15 Part-time HBOHelper helper John sends in repentant Bruce Willis.
46:08 "Douche Willis!"
46:25 Mike from Liverpool sends in Toilet Flush mom in Breaking Bad.
47:30 JT asks for Al Pacino to sing the Mna Mna song.
48:30 Babble Story Time: Drew Helmich asks for Charlton Heston's performance of Everyone Poops.
49:40 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lee Thompson Young. "He was the ... black kid!" Clip.
51:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Ted Post. Kevin asks about Magnum Force. Hang 'Em High.
54:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Elmore Leonard. Get Shorty.
55:40 Shit That Should Not Be: Aaron sends in Kindergarten Ninja.
58:26 Exquisite Acting: The Keep. "Taaake iiit!" "Magneto: The Disco Years!"
1:00:30 Kev-In: True Boner, "You see his dick ..." Smokey and the Bandit, Kev's Big Boy.
1:03:50 HBO Headlines: No-one gives a fuck about sober Lindsay Lohan, less than $1m viewers. "Loaded and airtight!" Kevin on Tyler Perry "Fuck him!" 
1:06:30 Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham denies rumours that she is an escort. Amazon wishlist.
1:08:30 Justin Bieber's Make-A-Wish granted wishes dwarfed by John Cena (400).
1:10:00 Dick Van Dyke rescued from a burning car.
1:11:15 David Cassidy pulled over for drink driving. "What's new, pussycat?"
1:13:00 Cardboard David Hasselhoff causes crime and injury.
1:14:55 Wentworth Miller out, but not in Russia. Fred WTF?! "FILE IT!"
1:17:00 Cameraman suing Kanye West. 
1:18:30 Mel Gibson pumped. "He's got some sugar tits ..."
1:19:20 Demi Lovato sex pics circulating. (Not yet leaked). "Where is the Edward Snowden in this case?"
1:20:45 Olivia Munn dislocates her shoulder.
1:22:10 TV Shows That Will Suck: Mermaid in Miami. Rambo: The TV series.
1:23:35 Movies That Will Suck: Hulk Hogan biopic. "Affleck as Hogan!" Sean Connery in Sir Billi.
1:26:30 Canadian dentist wants to clone John Lennon from DNA in his tooth. Giant John Lennon.
1:28:30 Madonna's grill. Who is who? "Take it doooown!"
1:30:10 Geek News: Thor Disneyland attraction.
1:31:10 Ralph's Junk.
1:32:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.



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Hollywood Babble-On 136: August 16, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live and the Irvine Improv on 8/16/2013.."
Runtime: 1:55:37
Recorded Fri. 16th August, 2013
Released Mon, 19th August, 2013

0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:50 Ralph enjoys the love.
1:29 Kevin annoyed with The Daily Mail. Kevin hates the photo that was taken.
6:30 Quote: "You look like Lee Harvey Oswald when he got shot by Jack Ruby ..." "World's Smallest Joke." "If I was walking with a fuckin' horse ..."
8:50 Kevin asks for a gastric bypass for Christmas.
9:20 What Strain Is Kevin On?: OG Kush
10:25 Kevin filming Season 3 of Comic Book Men.
11:04 Shout-outs: Kevin mentions The Magic Garden. "Vietnam War Memorial."
14:00 Casey, Kendra and Sarah celebrate a night out, sans husbands. "This reads like a Penthouse letter ..." "If only he had a larger dog." Ralph's Sexiest of Sexy Voices. "Pint of Chunky Monkey." "Bette Davis Eyes." "Don't move and you won't get hurt." Kevin plays Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes.
19:10 Laurie Abersan (?)'s husband Brad fails job interview, and celebrate previous divorces. Sad Hulk Music, and Casey Kasem life advice.
21:00 Melissa and Tim Allen celebrate their second anniversary. The German's on How To Keep Your Marriage Going Strong. "Hand-jobs und ze pinky in ze butt-hole."
23:30 Jason Ortiz sat right in front of Kevin and Ralph. Girlfriend Erin's birthday.  "Fuckin' Larry King." Sean Connery birthday wishes. A cornucopia of Bond-puns.  "Fucking racquetball injury!" "What a homo!" "I'd like to jizz in your eyes!" 
27:20 John and Heather are their own biggest fans. Bane wishes Heather a happy birthday.
29:20 Michael, Chuck and Seth write in. "WE DIDN'T THINK YOU'D CALL US!!!" "My name is Michael." David Bowie educates Seth on contraception. Kevin danced on Ralph.
32:15 Email bag: Future Jim Staley from Long Island, NY, references upcoming movies and creates WWE Ralph and Kevin. "Where's my little dog?"
34:45 Derek Horsefield asks for Bill Cosby to wish his brother Shane a happy birthday. "It's the neck ..."
36:05 Mike Keeler from Des Moines, Iowa ends in Spider-Man. "Web-shooter." "That kid is really cute ..." 

Editors note: Really, that joke should be filed ... holy shit. Hahaha

37:45 Donnie Diaz from Winnipeg, Manitoba "took the tunnel instead of the bridge." Harrison Ford sings Mahna Mahna.
39:15 Melinda Green sends in her daughter singing.
40:28 Babble Story Time: "Oh, The Places You'll Go," by Sylvester Stallone. "Y'GreedyNLazy!"
42:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Eydie Gourmé. Clip.
44:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Allen Lanier. "Retired again, this week." 
45:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Lisa Robin Kelly. "Pick on a husband your own age." Underwear.
47:15 Tinseltown Stiff:Henry Polic II. Scarecrow.
47:45 Robin Hood: Men In Tights defended to the hilt. Videos overlapping.
50:00 Hollywood Helper: Kevin talks Tusk, and the Hollywood Helpers theme is used as the ring-tone, and references Robert "Ratface" Holzman. "You have alzhiemers." Kevin plans his future via PodCasts.
54:10 SModCo ads. huluplus.com/babble DAVEschool.com
1:00:45 Hollywood Helper: Justin Bieber grants his 200th wish for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. "He's still a cunt!" He's a dick. Panhandler. "He's been visited by 3 ghosts in the night!" "I don't like black people ..."
1:05:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Jeremy sends in the aggresive hand-job in Killer Elite.
1:08:15 Exquisite Acting: Chad sends in Bill Nighy in Underworld 3. "To be with an aaan-i-mal!" Muppet song remix.
1:10:25 Kev-In: The Beaver, Kindergarten Cop image unavailable, at the moment, Heff. "Tittyfuckin'." "I'd be tossin' your salad ..." Ralph has a stroke.
1:14:21 HBO Headlines: Duck Dynasty S4 pulls in 11.8m viewers. "Fucking stop it, America!" "Let's watch that video ... hopefully."
1:17:25 Kevin mentions Bryan Johnson's beard.
1:17:40 Burglar leaves The Lonely Doll on the nightstand of Famke Janssen. Spank.
1:20:30 Ralph drunk. Sylvester Stallone adds Mel Gibson and Antonio Banderas to The Expendibles 3.
1:21:45 Justin Bieber's old photos. "Ken doll cock." "Waddled over on her nubs." 
1:24:40 Ralph asks for a Tadolph Switler theme. 5 greatest fears announced: Sea urchins, (Angry Ralph's back!), earwigs, cynics, being arrested and googling herself. "I hope she uses that quote, real soon."
1:28:10 Lindsay Lohan working again. Filming Eastbound and Down. Ben Affleck visited her in rehab. "Argo fuck yourself!" "You think he did her?"
1:30:20 Kim Kardashian Vs. Katie Kouric. Armoured vehicle purchased for kid. Kris Jenner is very upset.
"Hardest working woman in the world."
1:36:00 One Direction Vs. The Who. Baba O'Reilly Vs. Best Song Ever. Best Song Ever sucks major dick. Pete Townsend takes the high road. 
1:39:00 New HBO theme.
1:39:15 Britain's Got Talent kids. "Harry Potter's aunt!"
1:41:10 Geek News: George Lucas had a baby. Ralph needs to pee. Kevin solo on-stage.
1:43:00 Mark Wahlberg would like to be Tony Stark in the next Iron Man movies, after RDJ. "The Perfect Storm - The Wave Movie." 
1:45:00 Marky Mark.
1:46:00 Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark theme! Daniel Curry's leg caught in a machine, back-stage.
1:46:50 Man Of Steel XXX: A Porn Parody now available. "Superman's accountant."
1:48:40 Orlando Bloom to be the next Batman. Christian Bale, too. Bootleg Begins.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 135: August 9, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on 8/2/2013."
Runtime: 1:41:27
Recorded Fri. 9th August, 2013
Released Mon, 12th August, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
0:34 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:11 Ralph touched a "knee."
2:00 SuperDirector. "Fuck you, man!" "Stop making pretend: Make a podcast!" "Your dreams are stupid!"
3:00 Kevin tells a Jay and Silent Bob story: Quick Stop Opening transition. Kevin abused for his weight in Leonardo, NJ. Filming moving away from LA.
5:10 What Strain Is Kevin On?: SkyWalker OG. "Yoda mustache." "Pie chart."
7:15 Shout-outs: Ralph's assistant, Gabby celebrates her birthday.
8:10 Tom from Pasadena scares Ralph and Kevin, on bachelor party with David. "The other one made Clerks ..." Ed Wynne tries to convince David otherwise. Bane advocates marriage, and fluffs his line. "Fuck you, man!" "DISAPPOINTED!"
11:45 John and Sandy celebrating John's birthday, and ask for birthday advice. Ralph as Kevin, Kevin as Pacino.
13:55 Chris and Kristin Wyngood bring HBO virgins, and Ralph gets chided and screws up his notes.
15:04 Lindsay and David Getz ... Kevin's 50's Damn Yankee's impression. In-fighting. The Germans "Going up The Rhine." Ralph enjoyed Bernie Getz work.
18:25 Brian and Jen from Needles, CA no-show, due to Brian's kidney stone. "Needles and the damage done." "Bat-Pole's burning."
19:40 Shane et al. celebrate the "Twins" 29th birthday. "SIG alert at every on-ramp." Kev on Jen's pregnancy. Bowie birthday. Dirty Ralph.
24:00 Kevin loved the movie, Lovelace.
25:30 Email bag: "AOL?!" Jenny writes in for her Fox-Hole. "The Anal-Helpers." Sean Connery quickie. "Captain Lubricant and Corkscrew Dick."
27:30 Juliet from San Francisco had a break-up. Gay Ghost happy birthday.
28:15 Babble Story Time: Larry Carpenter from Yardley, PA asks for Arnie to read One Fish, Two Fish.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Karen Black. Five Easy Pieces. Ralph into girls with lazy-eye.
36:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Cosmo Allegretti. Mr. Moose. 
38:24 Tinseltown Stiff: Margaret Pellegrini. Phoenix Coroner. 2 Munchkins left ...
40:40 Hollywood Helper: Kevin references The Fighting Hellfish. John Stamos visits sick fan. Pic. Give Forward. Kevin prohibits the gym from his life. 
43:50 Mickey Rourke Loki-Poki Stick.
45:30 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.com 
49:12 Shit That Should Not Be: Paul Aston in Sweden sends in 1940's Batman.
52:10 Exquisite Acting: The Langoliers. "That wasn't even in the script ..."
54:30 Kev-In: The Babble-On Brothers, BabbleStar Galactica. Smurf Kevin unavailable.
56:24 HBO Headlines: Sylvester Stallone tweets about Bruce Willis. "LEZZYGREEDY!"
1:00:20 Sharknado sequel will be called Sharknado 2: The Second One. Two Sharktopus sequels in the works. "If these two fuckers can be twins ..." "Sharktopus Vs. Terracuda." "Sharktopus Vs. Mermantula."
1:03:30 Tara Reid on Shark After Dark. "You can actually see the brains leaking out of her ears ..."
1:05:45 Simon Cowell to give $10m house to pregnant person.
1:06:45 Justin Bieber screams at a dude in a club, jumps through the sunroof of his SUV; Guy beaten. 
1:09:30 Pacino with Chicago. "Drunk Uncle Al, the kiddie pal." "Get a load of me!" "Alzheimers Pacino!" "I just made doodie!" 
1:12:40 Lindsay Lohan dedicated to stay sober. Lindsay banged a dude in rehab, allegedly. Oprah films Lindsay. Commercial. "Diana Ross-Hair!" "Tyler Perry Network."
1:15:50 Kim Kardashian: Kanye West wants to buy Graceland. Kevin amazed by Elvis' death details. Poltergeist referenced. Elvis ghost. "BoooooOOOOOooooo!" "Poo!"
1:18:40 Deep Throat chat. "Gag Order." "Get out, all of you!"
1:20:40 Farrah Abraham rejected by everyone in LA. Girls and Corpses magazine.
1:22:20 Sydney Leathers to star in a Vivid Ent. Porn Movie, WeinerGate.
1:23:50 Pee Wee Herman coming back to TV. "I'm 60 now!"
1:25:00 R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet to get further chapters.
1:26:54 Geek News: Peter Capaldi to be the new Doctor Who. World War Z.
1:28:45 Batman/Superman Casting news: Mark Strong Lex Luthor. Everyone for everything.
1:31:10 Erotic Lives of the Superheroes.
1:32:00 Shaun "JugFace" Young besmirched via Blade Runner sequel. "I didn't age her! What The Fuck!"
1:34:10 Doc Johnson releases Super Hung Heroes. The Amazing WebShooter. The Incredible Hunk. "Don't make that bitch angry." The Caped Cock. "It could be for dudes ..."
1:36:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 134: August 2nd, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improve (sic) on August 2, 2013.."
Runtime: 1:40:04
Recorded Fri. 2nd August, 2013
Released Mon, 5th August, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads. huluplus.com/babble
3:22 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:15 - Kevin describes his birthday; watches the Avengers with Jen - Jen cackles. "Call me HawkEye!" "Forty three-way!"
8:52 What Strain Is Kevin On?: 1/2oz Yoda OG, Green Fantasy. "Yoda's porn fantasy."
10:00 Shout-outs: "Taint." "Roman face mask." Crystal Babbage sends in artwork.
12:06 Valerie celebrates Jay's birthday with "Brown eye lucky." "Kracken."
13:20 Jasmine celebrates Freddy's birthday. "Wrong fuckin' show!" Kevin on Scooby Doo. "All Freddy's are dicks!" The Germans confirm. "¡Feliz cumpleaños!"
15:50 Lena, Jens and Oba from Sweden on Star Trek. William Shatner shout-out.
17:40 Creepy Clown Time: Matt Rowbottom, Sarah et al. request Bane Creepy Clown to Ralph. "Big, bald male nurse." "Method Actor!" Gift of food and Cards Against Humanity. "Voldemort's Castle." "Just leave them on the way out."
22:25 Email bag: Alyssa and friends visit The Stash on Kevin's birthday. "Flesh Light Training." "Pebble."
24:40 Kanye West Rant: Casey Kasem.
26:10 Colton from Des Moines, Iowa sends in the new Thor poster. "Male tit-grabbers."
27:05 Alison Maynard from Melbourne, Australia asks for David Bowie to serenade Kevin. "I'll see you in 10 minutes!"
28:40 Babble Story Time: Alex McKay asks for Sean Connery to read Go The F*ck To Sleep.
30:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: JJ Cale. Ralph plays Eric Clapton's Cocaine and After Midnight. Oh, Alenka.
33:47 Tinseltown Stiff: Michael Ansara. Kang.
36:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Eileen Brannan. Clue. Kevin on Private Benjamin.
38:45 Hollywood Helper: Sam Simon. Jodi Foster. "Penis and testicles."
41:35 Shit That Should Not Be: JD sends in Rocky 3. Chair.
43:55 Exquisite Acting: Ross Woods sends in Judge Dredd. Previously seen in HBO 73 (Thanks, @Forgeticus!)
45:52 SModCo ads.
49:30 Kev-In: Revenge of the Smith. Book of SMormon! Gilgamesh, WTF?!
52:30 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber on fire; statement released. "#Targets" Giant face. How dare he? Phone. "Dick App." "Ve haff vays of making you pay!"
56:40 Ralph would like to be at Chicago w/Al Pacino at The Greek. Ralph mistakes Pacino for Bieber.
Ralph sings Saturday in the Park.
1:01:15 Lindsay Lohan must do 3 hour-long therapy sessions for 16 months. "Herbie to sponsor." The Canyons to be released. Affleck wants to hire her for Live By Night. Hosted Chelsea Lately.
1:03:45 Chelsea Handler related to Nazi. "Perfect combo."
1:05:00 Ellen DeGeneres to host the Oscars.
1:05:45 Simon Cowell fills a separation. "YEAH!!!" Swap Gone Wrong. "What's the moratorium?!" A host of amazing Natalie Wood jokes.
1:09:00 Have You Seen This Billboard?!: Special Needs Albino Smurfs. Doogie takes a hit. Kevin amazed with Ralph's knowledge of Smurfs. "Bullshit!"
1:11:40 Oklahoma My Little Pilot insignia.
1:12:50 KTV-U Kent Parker Wright.
1:14:25 Psy has a drinking problem. Drunk woman chided by Ralph and Kevin.
1:15:45 Porn News: Anthony Weiners sexting to be made into a porn movie. Greenpeace, pls! Snap.
1:17:40 Ben and Jerry's sues Ben and Cherry's.
1:18:55 Ke$ha born with a tail.
1:19:00 Donnie Osmond tore his ass.
1:19:55 Movies That Will Suck: Beverly Hills Cop 4. Kevin optimistic. Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore in The Family Moon. Ralph's Adam Sandler impression.
1:22:00 Geek News: CW announce The Flash TV series. "Back-door pilot." Kevin pimps the Justice League - The FlashPoint Paradox. *SPOILERS*
1:30:00 Hugh Jackman tweets.
1:31:05 3 Avatar movies on the way.
1:31:25 John Williams to score upcoming Star Wars movies. Theme played. Kevin on past work. Danny Elfman calls.
1:33:15 New Dr. Who to be announced. Jason Mewes leads a chorus of Happy Birthday for Kevin. "This is our Goddamn night!"
1:35:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 133

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Comments: "Recorded live at the House of Blues in San Diego, CA on 7/19/2013."
Runtime: 1:34:41
Recorded Fri. 26th July, 2013
Released Mon, 29th July, 2013

0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
0:45 Babble payback discussed. Kevin modelling new jersey for Comic Book Men Season 3 (FatMan).
1:50 New shirts available at garmystrong.com.
2:25 **first appearance** Tim LeScouseSki sends in a "What Strain Is Kevin on?" theme. (Tonight, FuckerNutter Green).
3:30 Shout-outs: Chance, Kelly, Jennifer, Justin and Wayne celebrate Chance's 40th birthday. "Drivers courtesy." Adam West to deliver the good news. The Happy Birthday song court progress discussed. Happy Birthday in Kev's Creepy Sexy voice.
6:45 Jessica and Ryan from Flagstaff, AZ on a bitchin' vacation! Ralph berates Kevin into manning up against his wife. Charlton Heston pops in
9:00 Rob and Allie from Chicago, welcomed in Ralph's IL accent. The German's welcome them to L.A.
10:40 Howie, Sandy, Nicole and Mike from Chicago in L.A. "Oh Jesus, I think I'm gonna cum, right in your face!" Dr. Henry Jones to educate hi son. (Difficulty level: 7.5!) "Replace it with a sandbag!" "The Penitent man kneels before the pussy!"
13:30 Tricia et al are missing Alec The Douchebag. Huell Hoswer insults Alec.
15:45 Ralph insults a Lex Luther in the audience.
16:00 Brittany and Amy drive 11 hours to see HBO. David Bowie birthday celebrations.
18:55 Email bag: Nick Johnson in Sheffield, UK, updates the HBO Drinking Game. Late jingles, Tinseltown Stiffs new impressions, and Johnny Depp; Hollywood Helper - take a drink.
19:50 Tyler Short sends in this sign. "Churning the butter."
20:30 Natalie from Kansas asks for Kevin's Bane to sing Sweet Transvestite. "Lion face/Lemon face!"
21:40 Kanye "Not Talking" audio played. Jack from Exeter asks for Al Pacino to deliver said audio.
23:20 **first appearance** Babble Story Time By Robert Duenes. Goodnight Moon.
25:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mel Smith. The Pit of Despair.
27:25 Tinseltown Stiff: John Casablancas. "She's only 15!" Pic.
29:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Dennis Farina. Midnight Run.
31:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Laetitae sends in Dark Knight Rises.
33:30 Exquisite Acting: Mike O'Donohue sends in Michael Sheen in Twilight. (Annoying laugh.)
36:15 Kev-In: Doug Hoxter's intro video. Batman Returns, The Wolverine. Glen from Ireland sends in Marvin/Kevin Pulp Fiction.
40:18 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.com HULUplus.com/Babble
46:09 HBO Headlines: Amanda Bynes gravy train coming to an end. Ralph relays the timeline. Go nuts. Ralph references Bubba Ho'Tep. "Worst arsonist ever!" Ralph busts out Clerks. "BrbrhhwhahaHockeyllllrrlrbbIce-cream cone!" "Miley Cyrus Syndrome."
54:15 The Great Weed Debate.
55:00 Justin Bieber: Theme replayed. Balcony. "Baby bird it into my mouth!"
57:15 Kim Kardashian: furnishing new mansion. "Mr. Burns Country." "I want my shit to be cradled in luxury." Kanye West declares New Slaves to be the best. Kevin enters into the debate. "Yardwork."
1:02:20 Snooki banned in Pelican Island, NJ. "Look at the Pelicans."
1:05:00 Matt Lauer pissed with the Today Show. Chef Bill introduced. "For $25m , you could blame me for AIDS.
1:06:20 Courtney Stodden is the Voice of Experience.
1:08:20 Magic Mike to be turned into a Broadway musical. Kevin discusses the rights to Clerks.
1:09:54 Shirley Jones releases her autobiography. Ralph indignant.
1:11:30 Bruce Willis promotes RED 2. Kevin recalls working with him.
1:15:45 Movies That Will Suck: New Rocky movie in the works. Rocky Ralph. "Rocky Vs. Batman!"
1:19:10 Beyonce's hair caught in fan! (God this music sucks.)
1:20:45 Miley Cyrus Protect The Skin You're In. "Hannah holds Montana." "Airtight!"
1:22:10 Geek News: Ryan Gosling in Star Wars False! Leonardo DiCaprio to develop a Robotech movie project.
1:23:50 Star Wars reunited. "I'm too fuckin' rich ..."
1:25:20 I Am Legend.
1:26:50 Next Batman: Tyler Hoechlin.Screen-test.
1:28:40 Comic Con Bryan Cranston dressed as Walter White. Creeeeeepy.
1:30:35 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 132

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Enhanced Audio Vision: Note: There is no images this week.
Comments: "Recorded live at the House of Blues in San Diego, CA on 7/19/2013."
Runtime: 1:38:19
Recorded Fri. 19th July, 2013
Released Mon, 22nd July, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
3:05 Emergency Babble Meeting Bonus! The first of several Old Batman references.
24:02 Kyle Hebert intro.
24:40 "GARMY" chants!
25:30 Green Lantern Sign Guy: Oa. Mewes' Game of Thrones hard-on. Ralph never lied during this con. Kevin references Ralph blowing Will Smith's kid, last year. Ralph talks about the upcoming Spider-Man movie, Robocop, Dexter et al. 
29:51 "I put my cock right in his USB port!" 
30:10 Ralph met Michael Keaton, and jizzed his pants.
31:45 The Avengers, SH.I.E.L.D, Coulson and The Dirties.
33:10 Ralph's Vin Diesel impression, and Stallone. 
34:30 Shout-outs: Alex Maher and Baf "Fuck Smith!" have Caesar Romero's Joker explain HBO. 
37:20 Tom asks for Kermit The Frog to solicit his wife, Tammy. "As tight as a frog's asshole."
39:30 Toddske et al. gets the ol' free merchandise advice.
40:40 Jason Riggs and Anthony from Connecticut has Sean Connery give him abuse. "That's what a man would do!"
42:20 Mike Mendoza of the Song Ponies of Death Competitive Karaoke League edumacates Ralph and Kevin. "We saw his tits, all 4 of 'em!"
44:55 Email bag (remix!): Pacino reads Green Eggs and Ham. "You fucking fuck!"
47:20 Josh Rebluski dislocates his kneecap and passes the info on to Kevin. Adam West and Bane wish a speedy recovery.
48:30 Brandon from Ohio asks for Jerry Lewis Frank. N. Furter.
50:00 Ralph replays Kanye West 'Don't talk,' and Mimi asks for The Germans to deliver the same advice.
51:30 Green Lantern Oath: John as for Dudley Moore.
53:10 SModCo ads. Fox ADHD.
55:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Corey Monteith. Kevin tells of meeting him. Don't Stop Believing.
59:10 Hollywood Helper: Jim Carrey tells 'em Who are the fuckin' winners, now?!
1:00:45 HBO Headlines: SyFy confirms Sharknado II: Lost in New York. "Damn you, Sharknado!"
1:02:55 The Simpsons and Family Guy to cross episodes.
1:03:55 Justin Bieber calls a DJ a bitch and spits in his face.
1:07:00 Kris Jenner defends Kanye West.
1:08:55 Kim Kardashian wants JuuuuusSSSTIIIIIIICE!
1:10:10 Jon Lovitz or Farrah Abraham shortlisted for this years Chelsea Award. "Fucking breathe." "Oh, my ears!"
1:11:40 Westboro Baptist Church gifted with a Pink Mass.
1:13:10 Lindsay Lohan to make a mini-series on her life for the OWN Network. "Wring her sheets out into a turkey baster."
1:14:50 Asiana Airlines threatening to sue over false pilot's names. "Wi No Soo."
1:16:25 Miley Cyrus changed her life with a haircut. "Giant llama teeth!"
1:17:40 Cher dated Tom Cruise in the 80's. "If I Could Turn Back Tom."
1:18:45 Tina Turner married.
1:19:40 Hitch, with Dave Matthews.
1:21:10 David Lynch releases second album, The Big Dream. Are You Sure?
1:23:20 Geek News: X-Files 20th Anniversary.
1:24:30 Wonder Woman interest high, in DC.
1:26:00 Black Canary cast in Arrow, Caity Lotz. "Maybe!" Ralph watching Arrow.
1:27:55 Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. on the way, maybe opening doors for Hulk. "You cried cum!" Kevin talks the Avengers.
1:30:25 Eric Hodgson steals $1.9 from California State and buys toys and comics.
1:32:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 131

Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision: YouTube.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on July 12, 2013."
Runtime: 1:47:46
Recorded Fri. 12th July, 2013
Released Mon, 15th July, 2013

Show notes kindly provided by @Forgeticus

0:00 SModCo ads.
0:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 And he's Kevin doesn't-know-what-day-it-is Smith.
2:00 Period talk. Downton Abbey.
5:00 Ralph does Peanuts impressions.
5:40 Ralph's Comic-Con Schedule.
6:05 Ralph's hosting Dexter panel. Kev thinks they should do one next year. Ralph: "Showtime's checks cash, I'm willing to do it ... I'll bring one of the corpses on stage, I don't give a fuck."
7:00 Dexter talk. Charlotte Rampling is not hot anymore.
7:45 Kevin: "Look at you throwing her a bone. As Ralph: "I wouldn't fuck her, but she acts good."

8:25 A bisexual Peter Parker. Kevin "Look, you think you know Spiderman? Now he puts a dick in his mouth!" Spidey senses all over Kev's face, neck, chest.
9:15 Kev brings up Ralph moderating After Earth panel. He can sell anything. Ralph: "Hey, doesn't that look great!? ...Hello?" 

9:45 Ralph wasn't allowed to mention M. Night Shyamalan’s name. 

10:15 Kev calls out Ralph having to suck Jayden Smith's cock and does a convincing impression. 

11:10 New HBO shirt for sale at Comic-Con. 

11:40 Shoutouts: 

12:10 Paul Rizzo makes intro video for Shoutouts. 

13:45 Michael and Michelle Tuscansy. Thanks for the help with meth. Michael needs to get laid. 

15:45 Kev as bi Spidey: "I'm saving the city. *blowjob sounds* 

16:00 Kyle and Chelsea Vorce from Sac town want to hear Jack Nicholson. 

18:45 Kevin could have sex with Ralph as many celebrities. Al Pacino, Charlton Heston, Dudley Moore.
19:30 Ralph reading Horton Hears a Who! to his kid, as Al Pacino "Ooah, I heard a fucking who. Come on now, with the fucking Who!" Kev dies laughing. 

20:30 Joel, Andreas, Essa? and Vicky just got in on the short bus from Sweden. 

22:15 Mason Wood is here with his famous knife throwing friend Jack Dagger. 

24:10 Sean Connery vs Jack Dagger, Bond villain. 

25:10 Kevin: "You never meet fucking knife throwers anymore." 

25:35 Dave and Joshua here for bachelor party. Fuck Mark. Hello from The Germans. 

27:55 Christian and Brendan from It's a Small World wants a thespian shout-out from David Bowie.
30:20 Email bag. 

30:35 Dave Wilcox from Australia writes in about crime at Batman Railway Station and Constable Adam West.
32:00 Andrew wants Christopher Walken to sing Sweet Transvestite. 

33:00 Chris Mack is watching Anne Heche's Butthole. 

34:00 Banks Lee writes Disney Legends awards go Dick Clark and Ed Wynn. What would that sounds like? 

35:40 Tony Dammit wants people to crowdsource his Boba Fett porn. Pic.
37:10 Ed Valasco went to Pink's hotdog found Huell Howser special, 2 wieners in 1 bun.
38:00 Ralph makes a period hotdog joke. 

40:05 Creepy Clown Time - Justin from Idaho would like Pee Wee Herman. 

41:25 Tinseltown Stiffs: Joe Conley from The Waltons. 

43:10 Tinseltown Stiff: John David Wilson, Animator on Grease Intro. 

44:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Ryan Davis, podcaster. 

45:55 Hollywood Helper: Johnny Depp, again. Wants to buy Wounded Knee and give it back to Native Americans. 

48:50 SModCo Ads. 

50:40 Shit that should not be: Men In Black Tommy Lee Jones doesn't know how to use a keyboard.
53:00 Exquisite Acting: William Shatner Evil Captain Kirk.
55:00 Kev-In: True Blood, Pacific Rim Job, Despicable Weed.
57:25 HBO Headlines: KTVU News misreports Asiana crash pilot's names. 

1:02:00 Syfy annouces sequel to Sharknado. Needed Ralph Garman. "Damn you Sharktopus!" 

1:03:00 Gwyneth Paltrow thinks the sun can't be bad for you. 

1:04:25 Taylor Swift has fan arrested for saying she's with Satan and tweeting death threats. 

1:06:15 Justin Bieber went on stage 2.5 hours late. Kid's nodding off "I don't belieb anymore." 

1:08:20 Justin Bieber touched The Stanley Cup, stood on Blackhawks logo. 

1:09:55 Jusitin Bieber pisses in mop bucket, disrespects Bill Clinton photo, has club fined for underage drinking. Vid. 

 1:15:20 Amanda Bynes adds The Obamas to her Ugly list. 

1:16:20 Kevin would put his penis behind Jen's big ears. 

1:17:00 Good to see Amanda dressing up for court. 

1:17:10 Is she unhealthy/crazy? Ralph thinks she is batshit crazy. "She needs to be in a place with very comfortable walls." 

1:17:45 Backdoor Teen Mom: Farrah Abraham thrown out of rehab. "You know what kind of a cunt you have to be to be thrown out of rehab?" Tanning Mom was there. 

1:19:55 Lindsay Lohan has a new intro video. Rehab wants her to stay extra 30 days. 

1:21:55 Speaking of drunks, Charlie Sheen took a private jet to Scotland to look for Loch Ness monster. 

1:24:00 Kayne West is a dick, grabs camera and sets new rules: "Don't talk. Don't talk to me. I don't wanna hear paparazzi talk to me or anybody I know. And tell everybody never to talk to anyone that anyone knows. Don't talk to themselves. Don't talk ever again." 

1:27:15 Movies That Will Suck: Dumb and Dumber will shoot in Sept. Ralph says it was 20 years ago.
1:28:10 Kevin: "You should never sequelize something you made 20 years ago is what you’re saying?" Ralph backtracks. Ralph thinks they should not talk in the movie. Not to each other... 

1:29:20 Willow Smith (12) is making a comeback with the band Melodic Chaotic. 

1:29:45 Kevin: "...That's cute." Ralph: "Shut up." 

1:30:30 Willow adopts pretentious British accent in new video, and looks like a guy. 

1:31:30 Cory Feldman has a new song pretending to be Michael Jackson. Sean Aston (Samwise Gamgee) appears briefly. 

1:34:45 Geek News: X-Force movie confirmed. Vin Diesel set to star in Avengers 2? 

1:38:25 Ralph met Vin Diesel on K-ROQ for Pitch Black. 3rd movie Riddick coming out. 

1:39:10 In England, Superman stopped a shoplifter. 

1:41:45 Recut Superman trailer Hobo of Steel. 

1:42:30 Kevin attacked on Twitter for commenting on Avengers/Man of Steel. 

1:43:20 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 130

Episode: Link.
Enhanced Audio Vision:  YouTube
Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on June 28, 2013."
Runtime: 1:40:20
Recorded Fri. 28th June, 2013
Released Mon, 1st July, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
4:17 Kyle Hebert intro.

5:00 Kevin fighting with Jen over the sweltering heat in L.A. Ralph disturbed by Kevin's sex-description. Dog-sniffing.

7:00 Ralph plugs The Lone Ranger, and fawns over Armie Hammer. "You wanna join the Armie?" Kev into Channing Tatum. "Records at Denny's." "Sam Goody's."

8:40 Blockbuster on LeBrea/Wiltshire Boulevard gone. Kev smoking Girlscout Cookies.

9:20 Shout-outs: Dan and Greg from Boston take a slight beating. Hockey-chat. Dan had a tumor removed. "It's not a tumor." Shatner shout-out to Tom, going live on Monday. "I got a week off, fuck those guys!"

13:40 Lily/Elizabeth listens whilst "walking the dog." Sean Connery shout-out.

15:00 Marisa denies boyfriend Aaron the rusty wagon wheel, via Pee Wee Herman.

16:35 Anna and Kevin out celebrating. Ralph explains nurses in bed. Scat discussed. Creepy/sexy voice/Bowie collaboration. "Touch your clit."

19:20 Creepy Clown Time: Aaron Budfoldfullfulovski asks for Geoge Takei. "Stop lookin' at me ..."

22:15 Email bag: Rick, Las Vegas asks for Marlon Brandon as Frank N. Furter.

23:30 Star Wars revisited .. 

24:20 Stephen Galloway makes a theme tune for The German's.

25:35 Bale Time: Stephen Crosby asks for Jon Lovitz. "That's the ticket." Someone asks what happened ...

28:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gary David Goldberg. Family Ties discussed. 

31:53 Tinseltown Stiff: Alan Myers I Can't Get No (Satisfaction)

33:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard Matheson. Remembering Richard Matheson.

35:45 Hollywood Helper: Johnny Depp (50) improv.

38:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Luke Martinelli sends in The Blues Brothers.

41:30 Exquisite Acting: Jenn Schmidt sends in Burt Reynolds in The Name of the King. Kevin was on that set, during the filming of Catch and Release.

47:05 SModCo ads. huluplus.com/babble 

52:50 Kev-In: (remakes) Step Brothers, Smokey and the Bandit, Pretty Kevin.

55:10 HBO Headlines: Amanda Bynes working on her first rap single, Shots, with Waka Flocka Flame. Ralph invites her to the Improv.

59:10 Miley Cyrus tweets to the illiterate.

1:00:50 Justin Bieber banned from the Vegas Indoor Skydiving facility. Jordan Ozuna. Molly the Monkey finally out of quarantine.

1:07:30 Contractor made to sign contract not to make eye contact with JLo, and artists supreme arrival. Jersey Girl blu-ray cut. Bennifer discussed. Kevin reveals that Harvey asked for Jennifer Garner.

1:13:30 Al Pacino eating in a restaurant with Christopher Walken, "Toilet paper!"

1:16:50 What the fuck happened to Nick Nolte? Before. After.

1:18:45 Ozzy and Sharon renewing their wedding vows.

1:19:20 WBC to picket Taylor Swift in Kansas.

1:21:15 Movies That Will Suck: White House Down bombs. Independence Day sequel, sans Will Smith.   Cameron Diaz to play Ms. Hannigan in Tannie. Taken 3. Sony announces Captain Planet, motherfuckers.

1:26:50 Charles Keller's Batmobile. Ralph feigns illness.

1:28:40 Henry Cavill says Justice League not quite yet. Man of Steel on Reddit. Video.

1:31:30 Star Wars to begin filming in London. Weight loss. George Lucas married Melanie Hobson. Van Morrison covers everybody.

1:36:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 129

Episode: Link.
YouTube link:  Pt. 1, Pt. 2, Pt. 3, Pt. 4
Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on June 21, 2013."
Runtime: 1:57:23
Recorded Fri. 21st June, 2013
Released Mon, 24th June, 2013

Special thanks to @neilgat for this weeks notes.

0:00 SModCo ads.
6:21 Kyle Hebert intro.
6:54 Third Sold Out Show at the Improv "Four-peat"
7:34 Kev's travel-related Babble-On Story, toe-tapping and weak weed, meeting @anawnnemus in the airport bathroom.
11:10 Kev's trip to "The Walking Dead" set, Gail-Anne Hurd applying bug screen.
13:32 Quote: "Sniper Lawyers"
14:19 World War Z "I haven't heard good things"
16:50 Shout-Outs:
17:47 Gabby, Milena, Ian & Taylor "Vagatarian", "I like Pussy, me Too! High Five" (Dr Frankenfurter).
21:00 Ruth & Beth from that Anaheim Theme Park (Creepy Sexy Voice)(Small World).
23:31 Jason & Julia from Toronto, Canada, Eh! (Via Shayna) (Bane & Schwarzenegger).
25:34 Michael (Happy 31st) & Todd (Bowie Song)
28:37 Galvan Davis from Sydney Australia (ranting Christian Bale vs. Mumbling Harrison Ford) "Who Shot First, Han or Jar-Jar".
30:41 Email Bag:
30:59 Tony Vargas: Al Pacino as Han Solo, also offered Apocalypse Now and Pretty Woman
32:30 Kristen from Australia: EdibleAnus.Com
34:27 Doug Hockster Jr: Audio Enhanced YouTube Version, Kev recruits Doug "Me and Jay will be at his front door dressed in costumes and shit..."
36:42 Mike Caper: Man Of Steel, Bootleg Superman toys Flavorwire.Com Parachutist. Superheroic Man. Sense Of Right Alliance.
40:00 Michael M: Is Cap'n America still a virgin? "I don't have photos of him banging someone"
41:40 Jose Vasquez: The Germans Movie Poster' "Spank The Monkey" Starring Kev, Ralph and Molly the former Bieber Monkey
42:55 Green Lantern Oath: Gary Price of Arizona: "The Germans + Green Lanten Oath = Fucking Awesome, "Jesus!"
45:32 Tinseltown Stiffs: Bernie Sahlins of Second City, Slim Whitman (Slim) and James Gandolfini Tony Soprano.
55:10 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.com HuluPlus.com/babble
58:54 Hollywood Helpers: John Malkovich saves a life on a cigarette break in Toronto, Robert Downey Jr meets Heather and 1 & 1/2 year old Jaxson Denno "This looks like a photo of me and the old lady after fucking"
1:04:08 Shit That Should Not Be: Superman 2 vid via Rob Patton, Ayreshire, Scotland
1:07:10 Exquisite Acting: Terence Stamp in "The Limey" via Peter Brooker "I'm fucking coming"
1:09:00 Kev-In (Movies): (The Garm-In Edition) Matt - "Garmancing the Stone" Nathan Gonzales - "Glugging with Garman, Casablanca" "Bogart looks better than me and he's dead", Pat Evans - "Garman P.I."
1:11:40 HBO Headlines: Chris Jenner has another whore in her stable.
1:12:37 Kim Kardashian Theme: "First Name 'North", Last Name 'West'" "They named her a direction, STOP THE MADNESS"
1:14:20 "You cant put two directions in one name, that's in the bible. The Lord Sayeth thou shalt not name your child after direction if a direction already presenteth itseltheth" Corinthians 17:10
1:16:30 Kev supports the Kardashians via Harley's downloads.
1:18:00 Pop Scrotum Justin Bieber holds up a private plane as hes buying a new monkey from West Palm Beach "Apeschvitz", "Disposable monkey problem", "You blame 'Monkeys-R-Us?'"
1:21:45 Amanda Bynes: Ralph cant keep up, Amanda chasing guy who doesn't understand the rules of "Bat-shit Crazy Amanda-ville" after he took a photo of her "Yakkity Sax", Dr Drew "Your Ugly", Apologises to Drake, Cant marry a German as she's Jewish, Faking all along, It's all an act.
1:26:50 Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham: 2nd Breast Job with photographers present "Triple D whore or Double D whore?".
1:29:55 Miss Utah "The perfect collision of cosmetic perfection and the failure of the brain perfection", "Filibuster of 'Duh"" (Video unavailable).
1:32:20 Wildwood New Jersey, ban on guys letting their pants sag. The Game says it's "racist". He will pay the fines for the first five people to get caught.
1:35:38 Alexander Skaarsgard, Relaxed with nudity "I was 14 the first time I saw my Dad (Stellan Skaarsgard) wearing pants" "I'm not gay but I'd like to fuck Henry Cavill" ~ RG
1:37:30 Movies That Will Suck: Highlander Remake, No Ryan Reynolds "May have dodged a bullet", Poltergeist Remake - "Leave it Alone", "Fuck those people" Sam Raimi to produce.
1:41:50 Geek News: Ralph's not a gamer, However... Batman: Arkham Origins PS3 Costumes "Azrael or Adam West's Batman" "How do you not name her daughter Adam if your last names West?"
1:44:40 Avengers 2 : Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch. Magneto's Children. Fox owns X-Men, Disney Avengers. how can they mention the link. RDJ signs for Avengers 2 & 3 but deal doesn't include Iron Man 4
1:46:44 Amazing Spiderman 3 & 4, 2016/2018. Amazing Spiderman 2, Mary-Jane cut, (Shailene Woodley)
1:47:34 Gene Roddenberry, Majel Barrett and James 'Scotty" Doohan having their ashes reshot into space "Where no man has ever gone before"
1:49:40 Sao Paolo Hospital and Warner Brothers create a Hall of Justice themed Children's Ward.
1:50:30 Minnesota Guy who found "Action Comics Number 1" in a wall and sold it for $175,000 goes back to work and finds "Superman 4" "Shitty Condition, $5000"
1:52:08 Lone Ranger, Armie Hammer interview excerpts "Of course I promptly broke up with her, seven months later."
1:53:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 128

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 31, 2013." 
Runtime: 1:54:14 
Recorded Fri. 31st May, 2013 
Released Mon, 3rd June, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
2:50 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 After Earth discussed. "If danger happens, suck 'em off!"
4:20 Final Hollywood Babble-On for Ralph's mustache (The cum-catcher!).
5:15 Kevin asks Ralph what strain he's on; Ralph references The Comedian of The Watchmen.
7:15 Next week is Kevin and Why, Bry? as Ralph is away, and discuss Bryan Johnson's beard, briefly.
7:55 Shout-outs: DJ James offered a job, and The Lovitz mentioned.
9:05 Kevin smoking SkyWalker OG, and mentions Matt Cohen referencing the origins of "OG." "Sea weed." Aqua Man takes a hit.
11:00 Ralph's Batman Dealer, Fred Bode, gets a shout-out. Batman dolls discussed.
12:15 Zach and Juan ("Woo.") gets a job and moves to L.A. Racial slurs discussed. Schwarzenegger doing his best Mexican impression.
14:55 Jeff Bell and Joe from WI, made The German's movie poster.
17:20 Natalie, Kyle, Tim and Jill want a Pee-Wee Herman shout-out. Natalie hates it.
19:15 Daniel Rhineberger and bros. from Denver drive to L.A. Sexy Kev tried to seduce David Bowie (Extended mix).
23:20 Email bag: Mike Dunne from St. Catherine's, ON, Canada sends in the local dog groomer.
25:40 Jennifer Lopez outfit, and a Gossamer comparison. 
27:05 Eric Sly sends in Poor Sheckie.
28:20 Amanda from Akron, OH liked Stroke Tim Curry .. asks for Sweet Transvestite by the McDonalds Fries Girl.
30:10 Creepy Clown Time: Bill from Modesto, CA asks for Dudley Moore.  
33:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Clarence Burke Jr. O-H-H Child. Kevin references Over The Edge.
37:10 Hollywood Helpers: Tom Hardy meets Kayleigh Duff. Ralph digs a hole. "Make-A-Wish Bone." "I would wreck her." "I hope Tom got some ..."
41:10 Kevin's Dick Van Dyke Christian Bale. 
42:15 SModCo ads. HuluPlus.com/babble DAVEschool.com
48:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Scooby Doo and Batman & Robin.
51:55 Exquisite Acting: Ralph Garman in Sharktopus. (Ralph mentions Will Wheaton live-tweeting Sharktopus). "That's why you didn't have lines in Red State ..."
56:00 Kev-In (Movies): A Clockwork Orange, Pulp Fiction and Top Gun.
58:30 HBO Headlines: Amanda Bynes says she was sexually harassed by cop, and the Police lied and slapped her vagina. "We're not in Buffalo." Attacks Rihanna on twitter. Trampoline.
1:06:55 Kim Kardashian birthing plans leaked.
1:10:05 Kardashian Family Porn Parody. "They'll find a woman to play Bruce." Kiara Mia and partial filmography. "The Ben Affleck of porn."
1:13:20 Farrah Abraham works her ass off. 
1:15:20 Courtney Stodden nude.
1:16:30 Pop Scrotum Justin Bieber racing his Ferrari and is owned by Keshawn Johnson. Another woman said she had his baby. File!
1:20:20 Jaden Smith more responsible with his money after spending in Cartier. Dating a Kardashian as Iron Man.
1:24:05 Arnie sells a series to ShowTime, called Pump. Comedy Week.
1:25:20 Henry Cavill in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Man of Steel TV spots. Man of Steel discussed.
1:28:00 Expendibles 3 casting news: Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, Milla Jovavic and Nicolas Cage. "I'm more of an Expendible protector."
1:29:45 Movies That Will Suck: (Kevin met Dan Lewisell who writes a majority of the theme tunes). Human Centipede 3, starring Eric Roberts. Ralph freaks out Kevin. Kevin met the Human Centipede director, Tom Six. Grumpy Cat via No-Shame Productions. Meme's discussed.
1:35:00 Geek News: Iron Man 3 #5 Top grossing film of all time, and adjusted for inflation.
1:37:00 Mark Hamill smoking problem. "Smokes for Luke."
1:39:10 Adam West and Burt Ward on Futurama.
1:40:25 Superheroes Fighting in L.A. Bluntman and Chronic discussed posing for some of that proverbial phat cash. Dad-Batman. "Captain South-American," Vs. "Canadian Batman." "Magnum Vs. Silent Bob."
1:47:50 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.