Hollywood Babble-On 135: August 9, 2013

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Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on 8/2/2013."
Runtime: 1:41:27
Recorded Fri. 9th August, 2013
Released Mon, 12th August, 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.

0:34 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:11 Ralph touched a "knee."
2:00 SuperDirector. "Fuck you, man!" "Stop making pretend: Make a podcast!" "Your dreams are stupid!"
3:00 Kevin tells a Jay and Silent Bob story: Quick Stop Opening transition. Kevin abused for his weight in Leonardo, NJ. Filming moving away from LA.
5:10 What Strain Is Kevin On?: SkyWalker OG. "Yoda mustache." "Pie chart."
7:15 Shout-outs: Ralph's assistant, Gabby celebrates her birthday.
8:10 Tom from Pasadena scares Ralph and Kevin, on bachelor party with David. "The other one made Clerks ..." Ed Wynne tries to convince David otherwise. Bane advocates marriage, and fluffs his line. "Fuck you, man!" "DISAPPOINTED!"
11:45 John and Sandy celebrating John's birthday, and ask for birthday advice. Ralph as Kevin, Kevin as Pacino.
13:55 Chris and Kristin Wyngood bring HBO virgins, and Ralph gets chided and screws up his notes.
15:04 Lindsay and David Getz ... Kevin's 50's Damn Yankee's impression. In-fighting. The Germans "Going up The Rhine." Ralph enjoyed Bernie Getz work.
18:25 Brian and Jen from Needles, CA no-show, due to Brian's kidney stone. "Needles and the damage done." "Bat-Pole's burning."
19:40 Shane et al. celebrate the "Twins" 29th birthday. "SIG alert at every on-ramp." Kev on Jen's pregnancy. Bowie birthday. Dirty Ralph.
24:00 Kevin loved the movie, Lovelace.
25:30 Email bag: "AOL?!" Jenny writes in for her Fox-Hole. "The Anal-Helpers." Sean Connery quickie. "Captain Lubricant and Corkscrew Dick."
27:30 Juliet from San Francisco had a break-up. Gay Ghost happy birthday.
28:15 Babble Story Time: Larry Carpenter from Yardley, PA asks for Arnie to read One Fish, Two Fish.
30:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Karen BlackFive Easy Pieces. Ralph into girls with lazy-eye.
36:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Cosmo AllegrettiMr. Moose
38:24 Tinseltown Stiff: Margaret PellegriniPhoenix Coroner. 2 Munchkins left ...
40:40 Hollywood Helper: Kevin references The Fighting Hellfish. John Stamos visits sick fanPicGive Forward. Kevin prohibits the gym from his life. 
43:50 Mickey Rourke Loki-Poki Stick.
45:30 SModCo ads. DAVEschool.com 
49:12 Shit That Should Not Be: Paul Aston in Sweden sends in 1940's Batman.
52:10 Exquisite Acting: The Langoliers. "That wasn't even in the script ..."
54:30 Kev-In: The Babble-On BrothersBabbleStar Galactica. Smurf Kevin unavailable.
56:24 HBO Headlines: Sylvester Stallone tweets about Bruce Willis. "LEZZYGREEDY!"
1:00:20 Sharknado sequel will be called Sharknado 2: The Second One. Two Sharktopus sequels in the works. "If these two fuckers can be twins ..." "Sharktopus Vs. Terracuda." "Sharktopus Vs. Mermantula."
1:03:30 Tara Reid on Shark After Dark. "You can actually see the brains leaking out of her ears ..."
1:05:45 Simon Cowell to give $10m house to pregnant person.
1:06:45 Justin Bieber screams at a dude in a club, jumps through the sunroof of his SUV; Guy beaten
1:09:30 Pacino with Chicago. "Drunk Uncle Al, the kiddie pal." "Get a load of me!" "Alzheimers Pacino!" "I just made doodie!" 
1:12:40 Lindsay Lohan dedicated to stay sober. Lindsay banged a dude in rehab, allegedly. Oprah films Lindsay. Commercial. "Diana Ross-Hair!" "Tyler Perry Network."
1:15:50 Kim Kardashian: Kanye West wants to buy Graceland. Kevin amazed by Elvis' death details. Poltergeist referenced. Elvis ghost. "BoooooOOOOOooooo!" "Poo!"
1:18:40 Deep Throat chat. "Gag Order." "Get out, all of you!"
1:20:40 Farrah Abraham rejected by everyone in LA. Girls and Corpses magazine.
1:22:20 Sydney Leathers to star in a Vivid Ent. Porn Movie, WeinerGate.
1:23:50 Pee Wee Herman coming back to TV. "I'm 60 now!"
1:25:00 R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet to get further chapters.
1:26:54 Geek News: Peter Capaldi to be the new Doctor Who. World War Z.
1:28:45 Batman/Superman Casting news: Mark Strong Lex Luthor. Everyone for everything.
1:31:10 Erotic Lives of the Superheroes.
1:32:00 Shaun "JugFace" Young besmirched via Blade Runner sequel. "I didn't age her! What The Fuck!"
1:34:10 Doc Johnson releases Super Hung Heroes. The Amazing WebShooterThe Incredible Hunk. "Don't make that bitch angry." The Caped Cock. "It could be for dudes ..."
1:36:45 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.