Hollywood Babble-On #200: March 21, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre in Toronto, ON on March 21, 2015."
Runtime: 1:56:45
Recorded Sat, 21st Mar. 2015
Released Sun, 22nd Mar. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com The Brothers Brimm

1:50 Kyle Hebert intro (Extended). Garmy chants.
3:40 Ralph on comedic origins in Toronto. "I've been here a lot, so, whatever." Kevin on tourism in Toronto."Oooh, smell that Tim Hortons, eh?!"
7:00 Kevin on Jen picking up Harley from High School. (Homeless guy pulls his cock out). "I couldn't get a good picture!" "It was fucking huge!" "The guy looked exactly like Ralph with a beard!" 
11:11 Kevin and Harley's text exchange. "Big as a homeless man's dick!"
12:30 Mallrats II news. Shannen Doherty confirms she's in Mallrats sequel via twitter guy. "Fuck yeah!" - Shando. "Let's see if Ben Affleck wants to do the movie!" "Fuck you, man!"
16:40 Shout-outs: Corey on A/V detail. Martine, Sharon and Megan get Pee Wee Herman doing Mahna Mahna.
18:30 Adam and Toe-thumbs Serena prematurely celebrate 10 years of wedded bliss. Huell Howser digs toe-thumbs.
21:15 Keith and Amanda Bone invocate Sexy Kev to the Land of Freaks.
23:30 Billy DeTour "Oh, that's him!" and Susan from Rochester, NY, enjoy Asian Lady Hands.
25:47 Dynamic Duets: I Want You Back by The Jackson Five. (Difficulty Level: 9).
28:00 Dave Woodley killed upon identification. Creepy Clown Gollum. "That's better than Andy Serkis!"
31:50 Adam et al, and teacher wives recieve advice of disciplining students via The Germans. "Everything's better with a gun!" The True North Trilogy discussed.
34:10 Glen "Yaaaaargh!" has a ruptured achilles tendon. Bowie Birthday wishes. "Finish him!"
37:37 Email bag: Greg sends in the Super Golden Girls.
39:10 Lucia Pitalles artwork. RamboWalter WhiteScarface.
40:35 Ross Underwood sends in Jaques de Cock.
41:18 Arnie Sings: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, by Wham.
43:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Gene Gene the Dancing MachineDance.
45:30 Tinseltown stiff: Lou SilverstoneBats Man.
47:20 Tinseltown stiff: Mike Porcaro. Africa by Toto played.
48:45 Tinseltown stiff: Andy Fraser. All Right Now by Free played.
49:00 Tinseltown stiff: A. J. Pero. We're Not Gona Take It Anymore video discussed, and played.
51:50 Exquisite Acting: Tony Banks sends in David Carusso "Glad he ate her." Video.
54:51 Shit That Should Not Be: Jonathan Lew sends in Monsters IncHoax debunked. "A proper rogering." "Fifty Shades of Boo."
58:40 HBO Headlines: Slew of D.I.Y. programmes. Mr. T. announces I Pity The Tool!
1:01:00 Harrison Ford to narrate a National Geographic documentary.1:01:53 Kevin Bacon is a spokesperson for eggsNational Egg Fuckers. Drink for Ralph. "I fuckin' love Canada!"
1:03:30 Ralph asks Kevin if he knows his Bacon number. "The Lowest American acheivement there is ..." Gift given.
1:05:30 Sylvester Stallone announces S.T.R.O.N.G. Kurt Cobain takes a hit, as does Sly. Nirvana-puns. Sly asks to be on Mallrats. The David Carusso noise by Sly and Arnie. Ralph and Kevin unlikely to watch.
1:09:13 AP on Robert Durst. All for the nookie
1:11:04 Dustin Diamond allegedly stabbed a dude on Christmas. Smirnoff Ice. "Stabbed By The Bell."
1:13:45 Michael Phelps showering in goldDominatrix.
1:15:40 Sharknado 3: Oh, Hell, No! announced. Kevin worked with Tara Reid this week. Potential part in Moose Jaws.
1:16:45 Kim Kardashian: KUWTK Series 10 premiere. Bieber is dessert. Full Time Job. Angry Ralph peeps out. I'm so luckyCongratsSwish. Kayne to headline Glastonbury. PetitionScott Disick in AtlantaIt's all about the Benjamin's.
1:22:30 Jessica Simpson videoFull video. Full Carusso.
1:24:30 JoGoLev in Fraggle Rock.
1:26:30 Movies That Will Suck: Ralph fucks with Kevin. Alex Winter announces Bill & Ted 3. "Shooting soon or never." Kevin advocates John Wick. Ralph blasts 47 Ronin. Pixels trailer released. Ralph unimpressed. Audence split. 
1:30:10 Tadolph Switler attacked by cat. meOW.
1:31:40 Alanis Morrisette inducted into the Canadian Music all of Fame. 
1:32:40 Heather Mills pissed at being asked about Paul McCartney. "Changing the world." Wow.
1:34:25 Justin Bieber: Egg guy suing Bieber again, Fight in Vegas with David ArquetteThumbs#BieberRoast. "Fuck you, Justin Bieber!"
1:39:20 Geek News: New Avengers CommercialFrame.
1:41:45 Darth Vader robs a bank. "Shit just got real." "This is not the Vader you're looking for." "Shut up and let Frank talk!"
1:44:15 Burt Reynolds upset over the death of Leonard Nimoy. Takes a swipe at Shatner.
1:45:45 Jeremiah Rivera wins the internet with Friends/Harry Potter crossover.
1:47:30 Clerks 3 shoots in June, Mallrats 2 begins at the end of 2015. Ralph is in Mallrats 2!
1:49:25 Kevin and Harley text back and forth. "Mice and the Affleck duck." Joke filed. "I'll be dead by then." Old Ralph.
1:52:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On #204: March 13, 2015

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Improv in Hollywood, CA on Mar 13, 2015."
Runtime: 1:38:19
Recorded Fri, 13th Mar. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Mar. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com Code: babble

0:30 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:20 Fact checking campaign afoot. Theresa Chapman is celebrating her 60th birthday tonight. "Rage and Silent Bob." Kevin thinks that the Cougar soundclip was actually Ralph's impression.
4:40 Clerks III news: To be filmed in Pittsburgh, PA. Hit Somebody mini-series, Moose Jaws and upcoming Mallrats sequel in the works. Kevin recalls a Jim Jacks story. "Mallrats II: Die Hard in a mall."
9:20 Kevin on Kevin James and Michael Moore. "I know they're talkin' 'bout me, ma!" 
10:30 Shout-outs: "Happy birthday, ma'am!" The Omen referenced. Alicia and Wesley amidst confusion. Celebrate Alicia's 26th birthday with Christopher Walken.
13:00 Donovan et al. celebrate the Glourious 37! Girlfriend embarrassed and furious. Ryan told to go fuck himself as Pee Wee Herman. 
14:50 Dynamic Duets: Thank You For Being A Friend. Email from Ryan.
17:50 Dan Ringy and Chelsea celebrate Dan's wrapping of his film, Dirty. Deets given. Ralph's promotion on Yoga Hosers. Jay - Rogue Cop. The Germans help out Dan.
22:00 Louie Calvillo attending with nephew Jimmy, apparently from The Bronx. Jimmy takes a hit.
24:40 Email bag: Tom Colos sends in proper banana procedure memo. Email image unavailable. Hecklers. 
28:10 Inappropriate Toys: Down to Clown, "Sure Jimmy." Pirate vagina slide.
29:40 Arnie Sings (The 80's): Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles.
31:00 SModCo ads: squarespace.com Code: babble
33:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sam Simon
35:50 Tinseltown stiff: Terry PratchettPetition
37:20 Tinseltown stiff: Irwin HasenWildCat. "One more year!"
39:00 Tinseltown stiff: Jimmy Greenspoon. Ralph on Three Dog Night. "Joy to the W ..." "It's all fuckin' nonsense bullshit!" Drunk.
41:30 Hollywood Helper: Superheroes. Chris Pratt and Chris Evans are too nice to kids. StarlordSheild crushLimbitless SolutionsFull video. Heckler.
46:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Phil Berry sends in The Salt Reactor documentary. Still. Ralph takes a swipe at The Phantom Menace.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: The Bunker, featuring Anthony Hopkins as Hitler. Louis Black.
51:30 HBO Headlines: Harrison Fords planecrash was the fault of the plane, not the pilot.
53:15 Sarah Brightman in Phantom of the Opera. Going into space for 10 days. "Go fuck yourself!" $51m. I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper.
57:20 Judge Judy renews contract for $47m a year. Hot Bench, "shits on a glass table."
59:20 Robin Thicke loses a shedload of cash. "$7.3m is going to the Gayes." Happy mashup. "Gayes in Spaaaace!" "Dirty Gayes in Space!"
1:02:16 Bill Cosby sends an email blast to his fan. "Would you like a cappucino?!" Kevin does Fat Albert. Ralph does Russell. Video.
1:05:00 Kim Kardashian colored her hair blond! Egads! GelflingSecret Origins
1:06:10 SModCo ads: Audible.com/babble.
1:07:40 Paolo as KimJulia Roberts50 Shades of Paolo. Kevin quizzes Ralph on his sexuality.
1:09:55 Kanye West track leaked. Awesome. Awful. HBOHelper hates vocoders. Ralph references Dana Carvey and Chopping Brocolli. "Everything is fuckin' awesome!" "The way that you gave that kid that arm ..."
1:13:00 Kanye West Yeezus Tour air. "He's so awesome! Now I'm blonde!"
1:14:15 Anonymous targets Kanye West.
1:15:30 Lindsay Lohan tweets "all-day n-words." Worst. Photoshop. Ever. Zoom.
1:17:30 Better Call Saul chat. Pizza.
1:19:30 Movies That Will Suck: Disney's Dumbo Live Action remake via Tim Burton. Johnny Depp injured on Pirates 5.
1:22:00 First Mexican Bond girl. Ralph's Gringlish. Kevin wants to be the Bond Girl. New Ghostbusters on the way. Midget Ghostbusters. "El bustero ghosto!"
1:24:42 Justin Bieber turns 21. Rents private island. PartyingDork. "Lesbian Lumberjack." Lira Galore. "hide your belongings!"
1:27:00 Star Wars dates and title. "Jar Jar Ghosbuster!"
1:29:00 Ultimate Marvel Marathon. "Fuck you, Thor!"
1:31:15 Supergirl revealed.
1:32:20 Gotham talk. Jada Pinkett Smith not returning. Cobra Commander gets the keys to the city of Springfeild, MA. Dirty Dan Ringy gets chided by Kevin and Ralph. Hitler given the keys to the city.
1:35:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. IslandKeep off the grass.

Hollywood Babble-On #203: February 27, 2015.

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at theImprov in Hollywood, CA on Feb 27, 2015."
Runtime: 1:40:21
Recorded Fri, 27th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 2nd Mar. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 SModCo ads - DAVEschool.com, Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.

2.10 Kyle Hebert intro.

3:00 An Evening With Kevin Smith! Kevin shouts out @DashRunFast (at Brea). "Kevin's face is on the wall!"
5:17 Shout-outs: Shaven-headed Alyssa and husband Brent are right up front. "Why you go no hair?!" V For Vendetta referenced. Sinead O'Connor referenced. Al Pacino shout-out. "Ñuk-ñuk-ñuk!"
8:40 Eric, Linus and Tobias from Stockholm, Sweden. Ralph attempts Swedish. "L.A. Connections." In L.A. 1 lady - 26,000 guys. Linus' blanket. The German's shout-out. Kevin detracts from the conversation by mentioning Jesus' mention on A Charlie Brown Christmas. Big cocks all 'round!
14:40 Vita and Phillip from Canada, via Latvia. Ex b/f = friends, in Canada. Shout-out to brother in Latvia. "There's like, 8 people in Latvia!" Huell Howser shouts-out brother, Kaspars.
17:30 Luka Kuns has a famous sister: the Liam Neeson's Cock girl. Sean Connery shout-out. "Would you like a Goldfinger?" Bond puns. "No, wait, that was Roger Moore."
19:25 Angela and Mike. "What country are you from?" "Riverside!" Kev-Ins: Kev-Man50 Shades of Babble. "I'm just the guy in the corner, shaking."
20:40 Tiffany, Anthony and Bret welcomed. Psych-Wards questioned. Sexy Kev. "Psych!"
22:30 Damian et al. in the nosebleed seats. "Party!" David Bowie sang by Kev. Ralph dances. "Devil's fivesome." Kevin protects Wendy's chastity.
28:00 Email bag: Pee Wee Herman quotes Darth Vader before the Light Saber battle.
29:15 Kanye West blasted by Steel Panther.
31:00 Inappropriate Toys: Tinkerbell, 12Poo Dough. "Fuck you, take all my money!" "Throw it like a fucking monkey!"
33:05 Kevin as Indiana Jones.
34:15 Chelsea in Sacremento asks for Arnie to sing We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel.
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Louis JourdanBond
38:15 Tinseltown stiff: Ben Woolf.
40:00 Tinseltown stiff: Leonard Nimoy. Life discussed. The Wrath of KhanLast tweet. Ralph tells of meeting Leonard.
46:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Dexter. Kevin returns to Leonard Nimoy, and compliments Willam Shatner.
49:15 Exquisite Acting: David Carusso in Session 9. "Fuck you."
51:45 SModCo ads: Netflix Ralphie Mays - Unruly.
52:35 HBO Headlines: The Oscars discussed. Kevin on the Oscars. Ralph impressed with Lady Gaga. Ralph interested in the Razzie Awards.
57:20 Lady Gaga, Julie Andrews on Star Wars. American Horror Story: Hotel news. Teaser.
58:30 Christie on Gaga. Wow. "That jigaboo music ..." "She's bringing it back ..."
1:01:20 John Travolta at the Oscars. Hair hatTouchy. ScarJoZoomZoom"I'm gonna wear you ..."
1:04:30 Madonna NO CAPES! Marketing by Madonna. "500!" "Madonna jerky."
1:07:13 Kardashian's new deal for 4 more years for $100m. "Klamidia, Kleptomania, Kanker and Rue." Bruce Jenner. "Khloe and Kourtney Take Tampons!" Bruce Jenner thrown out of the Improv. Dr. Josh - "He was being a dick." Bruce Jenner charges dropped. "Yeah!" "CHiPs." "Driving HUA." "TransJenner." "File!" "Jenner, I Hardly Know Her."
1:12:00 Netflix Original series': Danger Mouse, Inspector Gadget et al. Theme played.
1:13:30 Lindsay Lohan: "Points for sheer balls." Community Service discrepencies. To be celebate for 1 year.
1:15:20 Justin Bieber: "Justin, Justin!" Moving, $35K PCM, Beeb.
1:17:30 Harrison Ford returning for the Blade Runner sequel. Ralph unimpressed. Kevin reveals seeing Blade Runner for the first time in 1982.
1:19:25 Power Rangers Fan video a hit. 
1:21:40 ScarJo releases a new strack, Candy. "The brown widow." Band-name already taken. Vince unimpressed.
1:24:30 Jaden Smith releases new track, Melancholy. Which samples Breathe, by Pink Floyd.
1:26:30 Geek News: CBS Supergirl cast announced.
1:29:00 CatWoman bisexual.
1:29:30 Stephen Merrill, 31. ObituaryZoom.
1:31:00 Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted. Theme.
1:32:50 Avengers: Age of Ultron poster released. Aquaman.
1:35:14 Renardo García is The Green Lantern. "Still better than Ryan Reynolds!"
1:36:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. CrimeHouse.