Hollywood Babble-On 161: March 21, 2014

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Runtime: 1:42:11
Recorded Fri, 21st Mar. 2014
Released Sun, 23rd Mar. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Ad for DAVE School.
3:33 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:10 Ralph isn't drinking tonight. Kev: "Did you hit a hobo or something?"
6:20 Shout-outs: Hazel Jones, the woman with 2 vaginas [see HBO 69] is here. Video.
12:10 Alex & Debra celebrating anniversary. Al Pacino has good news.
15:26 Dustin, John-Paul, & friends. John-Paul doesn't have a middle name.
Ralph: "You know what, you do. It's fucking Paul, John-Paul." Germans welcome.
18:26 Shawn Unpronounceable-last-name. Ralph: "You people with your fucking names
         tonight." His friend Steven is getting married, Huel Howser congratulates. Sexy Kevin.
22:55 Becky & Troy. Can Bowie welcome Becky to Disneyland?
26:10 Email bag: Allison wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to sing "I Wanna Be Like You".
27:59 Shane found a Spiderman straw cup.
28:35 Greg found a Buddy Christ "Who Would Jesus Shoot?" patchAuction.
30:20 Fugitive listener K. is on the lam and needs advice from Harrison Ford.
32:18 Hung listener Brock Krimmer sends in Samuel L. Jackson in awesome shirt.
33:13 Dynamic Duets: Paul Axel requests "Up Where We Belong".
36:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: "Who's Next?" Rev. Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church.
         Ralph: "The world's a little bit of a better place this week."
40:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Musician, actor Joe Lala. "Ride captain ride upon your myster ship.
43:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Comedian David Brenner. Video.
45:54 Tinseltown Stiff: Man with 132 lb scrotum Wesley Warren Jr. Video.
48:12 Hollywood Helper: Liam Neeson saved a dog from a gang. Liam denies this story.
50:50 Exquisite Acting: Harvel Keitel in Bad Lieutenant.
55:25 Shit That Should Not Be: Kevin is sick of talking about The Wizard of Oz. Ralph sings "If Only Had a Brain" to pull Kev back in. Video. Photo. Ralph: "He's got a FUCKING GUN!"
1:01:20 Kev-In. Ghostbusters 3, Flash GARMAN!, Chips
1:03:40 HBO Headlines: Discussing The Walking Dead. Just look at the flowers, Justin.
1:05:33 Lindsay Lohan fires sober living coach. List of guys she has fucked. Newer list.
1:09:50 Miley Cyrus gets lip tattoo. Tour bus fireSpits water on fans.
1:12:30 Madonna's hairy armpits. Long hair, don't care. Tweet.
1:14:12 Courtney Love thinks she found the missing Malaysian flight. Photo.
1:17:17 Denver news station puts penis on the air. Video.
1:19:20 Johnny Carson sex tape is getting shopped around.
1:20:18 Kris Jenner being extorted over sex tape that maybe doesn't exist. Story.
1:21:00 Divergent actress Shailene Woodley's beauty tip: eat clay, sun your vagina. Story.
1:23:36 Movies That Will Suck: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
1:24:28 Stephen Spielberg wants to remake West Side Story. Harrison ford sings "Maria"
1:26:00 New live action Jem and the Holograms movie. Ralph: "Get the fuck out. Everyone
            who just applauded get the fuck out!"
1:27:43 Geek News: Lando Calrissian danced with the stars. Actor Billy Dee Williams,
            at 77. Video. Let's all be sad with Ralph.
1:30:10 What's the best fictional gadget? Delorean from Back to the Future. Top 20. Kevin's
            distressed at the Invisibility Cloak being #4.
1:33:39 Kevin & Ralph are doing a '66 Batman meets the Green Hornet comic. Story. Cover.
1:36:00 HBO is going to the UK, Dublin and London.
1:36:35 Awesome Superman with a GoPro video.
1:37:45 Liam Neeson's cock jokes.