Hollywood Babble-On 125: Secret Origins 2

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Another compilation of the "Greatest Hits" from the history of Babble-On!"
Runtime: 2:15:00
Recorded 2011-2013
Released Mon, 15th Apr. 2013

 Hello Garmy,

I thought I would use this place to explain a little of the production process of Hollywood Babble-On 125: Secret Origin 2, and why an 'Issue Zero,' is necessary.

In the past couple of months, I have been working on several SModCo projects, with my good friend and SmodCast Internet Radio Chief Jizzmopper, Declan Quinn, the first of them being Tell 'Em Steve-Dave 143: And on the 7th Day, God Listened to TESD, which is a Zero Issue for fellow SModCo Podcast, Tell 'Em Steve-Dave.

To the uninitiated, the Zero Issue may seem like a mere clip show, but it's uses are many, the most prominent thus; Potential new listeners feel that to sit through 150+ hours of pod to catch up to the present episode is a gargantuan task. The Zero Issue let's said person hear select fragments, brings them up to speed, and hopefully gives them the urge to download the back catalogue and enjoy it.

I had a great time putting TESD 143 together with Declan, using the information provided by the TESD Army. So much so, that I wanted to do another, but for Hollywood Babble-On. Instead of asking what clips people would like, I used my notes from this blog, as all the information was still fresh in my brain (I had caught up to the present point, some three months earlier).

Which brings me to today; Secret Origins Part 2 brings us up to speed, and is a strong episode. Hopefully it brings new listeners to HBO who stick around because they like what they have heard.

 Thanks for reading, and Babble-On!

Joseph (Chile).

Hollywood Babble-On 124

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live on April 13, 2013 at The Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA."
Runtime: 1:47:00
Recorded Sat, 13th Apr. 2013
Released Mon, 15th Apr. 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
3:23 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:20 Kevin needs a quick reminder where he is.
4:30 Slutty Ralph.
5:20 Ralph mentions his father. First joke of the night filed. Ralph filled with hate.
6:35 Will Smith's Dancing Monkeys.
6:55 Kevin operating the sounds tonight. (Smoking Venus OG).
7:35 Kevin recounts a story about his daughter and the Paramore signing at Hot Topic. The Perfect Transaction.
9:00 Quote: "Can you come and do something ...?"
9:50 Kevin plugs The Jay and Silent Bob Groovy Movie. Jay gets Harley to the front.
11:55 Shout-outs: Tony, Joanna and Luis from Bakersfield, CA. Kevin references Every Which Way But Loose. Ralph does Clyde the Monkey. Kevin does gorilla. Pee Wee Herman welcome.
15:05 Rudy, German et al are at The Laugh Factory. Christian Bale steps in.
16:33 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Karen, Zac and Nolan ask for Gilbert Gottfried. 
18:10 Mark and Ling from Liverpool, UK. Ralph's impression criticized. John Travolta's plane.
20:55 Tomas (Meth dealer) gives the finger to Ralph. Jennifer Jones gets Creepy Sexy Ralph. Tongue colonoscopy. Kevin recounts the tale of kissing his wife, and his cousins eating cereal - Fraggle Rock cast.
24:45 Adam Davies from Australia gets put in the shit, by Ralph. Charlton Heston home advice.
26:10 Frank Dykeman from Grants Pass, San Diego celebrates his 15th anniversary. "Granny ass." The 25 Year-Old Grandma. The Germans pass commentary.
29:50 Suzanne asks for Bowie to sing Happy Birthday for Mike.
32:10 Dude pisses off Kevin on Twitter. Scorcese/Smith comparison.
33:25 Email bag: Ryan from Buffalo-The-Fuck-On liked HBO121. Ralph and Kevin mention @HBOHelper. Tom Brokaw interviews Harrison Ford.
35:45 Creepy Clown Time: Zac asks for Huell Howser Creepy Clown Time. "Your eyes become pinholes!"
37:40 Brian Roctanic (?) asks for It's A Small World. "Nye .."
39:54 Bale Time: Joel Sutton asks for Bill Cosby.
41:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Brooker.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Annette Funicello. Mickey Mouse Club Memories. Beach Party.
48:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Jonathan Winters. Elwood P. Suggins. Gilbert Gottfried piece.
51:30 Hollywood Helper: Taylor Swift. Kevin defends. Ralph on the rampage.
54:55 SModCo ads. babble.ting.com
57:14 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan airtight in Coachella. Promoting Scary Movie 5 on Letterman. Kev  on Coachella; Harley there as we speak. Angry Ralph Hendrix.
1:01:40 Lindsay to complete rehab in NY. Wine discount.
1:02:30 Ray J releases "I Hit It First." "I get all the cunts mixed up." Bullshit detector off the scale.
1:05:40 Rick Ross loses Reebok endorsement deal for UOENO. Bullshit detector, once more.
1:07:00 Flavor Flav due in court. "Calendar," "Almost stabbable."
1:08:20 Kev spits some LLCoolJ shit, and recounts meeting him, recently. Accidental Racist. "Which just makes it a big fuckin' pile of shit!" Ralph and Kevin read the lyrics.
1:15:55 Farrah Abraham Teen Mom fucks Ralph right off. Waxes kids eyebrows. Sex-tape to be released. "I don't exist anything about that ..." HH. My Teenage Dream Ended. On My Own. 
1:22:50 Quote: "This is why they won't sell me a gun."
1:23:15 Meltdown. Ralph is my hero. 
1:25:50 Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren fight it out in Bootsy Bellows.
1:27:40 Jenna Jameson beat up her transgender assistant. 
1:29:20 Justin Bieber declares himself King of the Twitterverse. "37?!" 53% of his followers are fake accounts. (17.8m followers).
1:31:40 Judge Judy has been renewed to 2017. Ralph on her income. Vigilanteism.
1:32:45 Movies That Will Suck: New GI Joe movie. Point Break to be remade. "Disappointed!" Ralph on Point Break. Ralph's voice-over voice. Ricky Stanicky.
1:36:45 Geek News: Guy chides Kev. Arrow cast additions. Ralph chides Kevin.
1:38:35 Prop sale news. Star Trek: Into Darkness crashed UK internet. Kevin on Zoe Saldana. Poster complaints.
1:42:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 123

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Comedy Club and Podcast Theater on April 5, 2013."
Runtime: 1:29:48
Recorded Fri, 5th Apr. 2013
Released Sun, 7th Apr. 2013
0:00 SModCo ads.
3:54 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:40 "Friiiday, Friiiday ..."
5:00 Ralph on Pontius Pilate. Kevin smoking OG Church.
6:08 Shout-outs: Kevin pinched a nerve in his back, picking up Mulder. Ralph mentions Bret Favre.
9:55 Christian and Ufa invaded and then they stayed. Mr. Freeze attacks Hogwarts. Kevin as Hermione, and Porky the random tubby Slytherin. Quasimodo pulls. 
13:35 Kevin performs "Ufa, Ufa, more margaritas."
13:50 Lauren from Australia is surprised with a shout-out from her husband, who is left to look after 15 chickens. Angry Christian Bale and the chickens. Needs a good spanking.
18:04 Sam from Oklahoma in LA to visit The Lovitz. Mom bought tickets. Bought a round of drinks.
20:05 Gillian and Lexie with an Adam West shout-out.
21:10 Jonathan and Peggy, have been to 20+ Live Babbles. Bowie shout out.
23.30 Email bag: Adam Azaghouri sends in the Bale Time theme.
24:06 **first appearance** Bale Time theme.
24:32 Bale Time: Frank N. Furter.
25:00 Chris Koulak is single, and Sean Connery tells him to man up. 
26:15 A Dusty Rhodes asks for Huell Howser to explain a Roman Face Mask (Roman Hemlet).
27:30 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Dirwith Kennedy asks for a Lewis Black oath.
29:12 Tinseltown Stiffs: Roger Ebert. Siskel & Ebert: Mallrats.
35:40 Quote: "Two thumbs up ... six feet down."
35:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Jane Henson. Puppetry class. Ralph and Kevin sing Kermit.
38:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Milo O'Shea. The Verdict. 
39:45 Tinseltown Stiff: George Gladir. Sabrina.
41:35 Tinseltown Stiff: Carmine Infantino. Flash. Batman.
42:55 SModCo ads. babble.ting.com
45:30 Hollywood Helper: Heidi Klum saves! Nanny. Tit came out.
47:33 Quote: "What happened to freedom in the press?!"
48:30 Exquisite Acting: Spock crying.
50:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Sixteen Candles.
52:20 Kev-In: (Movie posters) The Podfather. Gooper. The SMobbit.
54:20 HBO Headlines: Jimmy Fallon to replace Jay Leno on The Tonight Show.
57:25 Shain Gandee not eligible to be a Tinseltown Stiff. Ralph plugs Kevin and Bean. Ralph explains "Muddin'." Nelson Muntz at The Lovitz. "Squirrellin'."
1:01:20 Snesley Whipes out of prison.
1:02:10 Glee dude in rehab.
1:03:00 Amanda Bynes "impersonator" in Times Square. Blow Dry Bars explained.
1:07:00 Lindsay Lohan's wrong April Fool's joke. Beach. Leg.
1:08:15 Justin Bieber working his way through Europe. "Kurt Grabbenwanger." Illegal tattooing.
1:12:20 Jeremy Irons on same-sex marriage.
1:13:45 More charges brought against Elmo.
1:15:15 Courtney Stodden refused to have Courtney Stodden. Girls and Corpses.
1:16:40 Huey Lewis and the News Sports' turns 30. Funny or Die.
1:18:05 Movies That Will Suck: Hercules 3D, and another Hercules movie.
1:19:50 Geek News: Tom Hardy and Little Bane.
1:21:15 Replica Batmobile. Kevin on his grandfather. Ralph on young alcoholism.
1:24:00 Vadering.
1:25:00 The Black Hole to be rebooted - Ralph on Kim Kardashian this week.
1:26:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 122

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, March 30, 2013."
Runtime: 1:46:35
Recorded Sat, 30th Mar. 2013
Released Sun, 31st Mar. 2013

Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE school
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:42 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Mic problems? 
3:55 Kevin smoking Bubba Kush, this evening. Ralph's Porky Pig impression.
4:30 Kevin pimps Dredd.
5:05 Quote: "I saw it when people were still talking about it ..."
5:47 Nobody yells at Kevin on planes, anymore.
7:37 Wondercon is currently happening in Anaheim, CA. Kevin explains for the audience.
8:15 Quote: "Geek bent."
8:30 Shout outs: Alex writes in for Carolyn from Vancouver, remounting Watering-Hole. Jerry Lewis steps in.
9:15 Quote: "Drawing a smile on my face with a dick."
11:25 Quote: "I just shit myself."
11:35 Matt and Jamie celebrate one year's marriage. Huell Howser.
11:47 Quote: "Bullshit!"
12:40 HBO is the opposite of PBS.
13:15 **first appearance** Stern/Gay Huell Howser.
13:58 Quote: "Eww! That's dirty! I said 'dick,' not 'cock!'"
14:44 Pi from Albequerque, NM is at The Lovitz. Friends ditched him on his birthday. Kevin tries to set up Pi. Al Pacino More Margaritas song.
15:45 Quote: "Who wants a piece of Pi, tonight?"
17:20 Ralph concentrates on his drink. Lucy, Herbert, Maria et al, celebrate nothing. Rosa depressed. Ralph makes light of Rosa's story. Kevin's creepy/sexy voice.
19:20 Quote: "Get some whipped cream on that Pi ..."
20:20 Mewes takes a hit.
21:20 "It's all good at The Lovitz."
21:35 Brian, Kara, Jacob and Danielle from Nebraska enjoy a Pacino shout-out. Ralph and Kevin refuse to take responsibility for a line.
23:30 Caleb et al are a no-show. Angry Bowie shout-out.
25:20 Kevin recalls he was at Cannes, no he's sucking his own boobs on-stage.
25:55 Justin Bieber photo. "Ghost-Bieber, whatd'ya want?!"
26:40 Kevin's mother stepped in for him in school.
27:15 Danny from Mass. sent in X-Men containment camp.
28:10 Pedro from Brazil sends in Ralph in Highway to Heaven. Screencap.
30:55 Kevin recounts seeing Doogie Howser as a young man, at the Quick Stop.
32:00 Kevin has passed the Clerks III script to his wife and Bryan Johnson.
32:50 Joel Sutton from Monroe asks for the Harrison Ford Christian Bale rant.
34:40 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Pablo Hernandez from Oxnard asks for Sean Connery.
35:55 Tinseltown Stiffs: Phil Ramone.
37:01 Tinseltown Stiff: Derek Watkins.
38:00 For the Record: Ralph is anti-cancer.
39:05 Cop Out will live on forever.
39:15 Tinseltown Stiff: Don Payne.
39:55 Tinseltown Stiff: Gordon Stoker. Kevin sings. Don't Be Cruel.
42:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Richard Griffiths. Pic.
44:02 SModCo ads. DAVE school
47:20 Shit That Should Not Be: Damien from Melbourne sends in Star Wars, "Carrie!" Disney cease and desist.
49:40 Exquisite Acting: Nic Cage in Kick-Ass - Now swiiiitch ... to Kryptoniiiite!
51:35 Kevin on Cage in the future.
52:40 Kev-In: (Cosplay) Kingpin, Silent Boba, BatRalph and Silent Bobbin.
54:40 Kevin's early sexual career. (50's bush).
57:10 Kevin Smith: LickMaster for the Orient.
58:00 Ralph chastises Kevin. "12 year-olds putting out."
1:00:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Bieber themes
1:00:50 Jim LeScouseSki's theme.
1:01:20 Buzz Compton's theme. Much delight.
1:02:30 **first appearance** Rich Williams' theme. (Editor's note: I fuckin' love that.)
1:03:45 Bieber minutiae: Lambourghini at 8am and spitting (Kevin references The Dark Knight Returns). 
1:06:20 Pet monkey in quarantine.
1:08:00 Ralph on Poland. Airport.
1:09:55 Pissed at photographs. Meme.
1:10:55 Amanda Bynes wants to be left alone. Tweet. Audience interaction and DeGrassi chat.
1:13:00 Invented LOLOL.
1:14:30 Lindsay Lohan wanted to go to Coachella, before rehab.
1:15:30 Unliked on the Anger Management set.
1:16:45 Sao Paolo clubbin'.
1:17:45 The Ford Figo ad. Kevin's daughter has been watching The Kardashians, but fails to realize it's actually real.
1:20:40 Kardashian pussy-smelling contest. Angry-Garman. Video.
1:21:45 Quote: "They're smelling each others cunts on this show!" 
1:25:30 Duck Dynasty earning 8.6m viewers a week.
1:27:30 José Martinez sued Disney after he was stuck on It's A Small World.
1:30:52 John Hamm's cock. Distracting. Jon Hamm's Wang. "The ridge."
1:34:10 Mr. T at the Blackhawks game. Rocky discussed.
1:36:55 Geek News: Robert Redford cast in the Captain America The Winter Soldier.
1:39:30 Tomb Raider to be rebooted.
1:40:00 Wonder Woman XXX: A porn parody. Still. Comparison.
1:41:45 Kevin hasn't seen the Clerks porn parody. Ralph has.
1:42:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Tunnel.


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