Hollywood Babble-On 124

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live on April 13, 2013 at The Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA."
Runtime: 1:47:00
Recorded Sat, 13th Apr. 2013
Released Mon, 15th Apr. 2013

0:00 SModCo ads.
3:23 Kyle Hebert intro.
4:20 Kevin needs a quick reminder where he is.
4:30 Slutty Ralph.
5:20 Ralph mentions his father. First joke of the night filed. Ralph filled with hate.
6:35 Will Smith's Dancing Monkeys.
6:55 Kevin operating the sounds tonight. (Smoking Venus OG).
7:35 Kevin recounts a story about his daughter and the Paramore signing at Hot Topic. The Perfect Transaction.
9:00 Quote: "Can you come and do something ...?"
9:50 Kevin plugs The Jay and Silent Bob Groovy Movie. Jay gets Harley to the front.
11:55 Shout-outs: Tony, Joanna and Luis from Bakersfield, CA. Kevin references Every Which Way But Loose. Ralph does Clyde the Monkey. Kevin does gorilla. Pee Wee Herman welcome.
15:05 Rudy, German et al are at The Laugh Factory. Christian Bale steps in.
16:33 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Karen, Zac and Nolan ask for Gilbert Gottfried. 
18:10 Mark and Ling from Liverpool, UK. Ralph's impression criticized. John Travolta's plane.
20:55 Tomas (Meth dealer) gives the finger to Ralph. Jennifer Jones gets Creepy Sexy Ralph. Tongue colonoscopy. Kevin recounts the tale of kissing his wife, and his cousins eating cereal - Fraggle Rock cast.
24:45 Adam Davies from Australia gets put in the shit, by Ralph. Charlton Heston home advice.
26:10 Frank Dykeman from Grants Pass, San Diego celebrates his 15th anniversary. "Granny ass." The 25 Year-Old Grandma. The Germans pass commentary.
29:50 Suzanne asks for Bowie to sing Happy Birthday for Mike.
32:10 Dude pisses off Kevin on Twitter. Scorcese/Smith comparison.
33:25 Email bag: Ryan from Buffalo-The-Fuck-On liked HBO121. Ralph and Kevin mention @HBOHelper. Tom Brokaw interviews Harrison Ford.
35:45 Creepy Clown Time: Zac asks for Huell Howser Creepy Clown Time. "Your eyes become pinholes!"
37:40 Brian Roctanic (?) asks for It's A Small World. "Nye .."
39:54 Bale Time: Joel Sutton asks for Bill Cosby.
41:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Brooker.
43:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Annette Funicello. Mickey Mouse Club Memories. Beach Party.
48:30 Tinseltown Stiff: Jonathan Winters. Elwood P. Suggins. Gilbert Gottfried piece.
51:30 Hollywood Helper: Taylor Swift. Kevin defends. Ralph on the rampage.
54:55 SModCo ads. babble.ting.com
57:14 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan airtight in Coachella. Promoting Scary Movie 5 on Letterman. Kev  on Coachella; Harley there as we speak. Angry Ralph Hendrix.
1:01:40 Lindsay to complete rehab in NY. Wine discount.
1:02:30 Ray J releases "I Hit It First." "I get all the cunts mixed up." Bullshit detector off the scale.
1:05:40 Rick Ross loses Reebok endorsement deal for UOENO. Bullshit detector, once more.
1:07:00 Flavor Flav due in court. "Calendar," "Almost stabbable."
1:08:20 Kev spits some LLCoolJ shit, and recounts meeting him, recently. Accidental Racist. "Which just makes it a big fuckin' pile of shit!" Ralph and Kevin read the lyrics.
1:15:55 Farrah Abraham Teen Mom fucks Ralph right off. Waxes kids eyebrows. Sex-tape to be released. "I don't exist anything about that ..." HHMy Teenage Dream EndedOn My Own
1:22:50 Quote: "This is why they won't sell me a gun."
1:23:15 Meltdown. Ralph is my hero. 
1:25:50 Jaime Pressly and Estella Warren fight it out in Bootsy Bellows.
1:27:40 Jenna Jameson beat up her transgender assistant. 
1:29:20 Justin Bieber declares himself King of the Twitterverse. "37?!" 53% of his followers are fake accounts. (17.8m followers).
1:31:40 Judge Judy has been renewed to 2017. Ralph on her income. Vigilanteism.
1:32:45 Movies That Will Suck: New GI Joe movie. Point Break to be remade. "Disappointed!" Ralph on Point Break. Ralph's voice-over voice. Ricky Stanicky.
1:36:45 Geek News: Guy chides Kev. Arrow cast additions. Ralph chides Kevin.
1:38:35 Prop sale news. Star Trek: Into Darkness crashed UK internet. Kevin on Zoe Saldana. Poster complaints.
1:42:40 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.