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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on January Feb 6, 2015."
Recorded Fri, 6th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 9th Feb. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads - berries.com
1:50 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:35 Kevin auto-fellates himself as part of the MCU. Kevin gives details of his work at Marvel. "Security Man and Announcer Boy."
6:20 Shout-outs: Ralph performing with the lurgee this evening. Barry White-like. Al Pacino as Barry White.
7:30 Brad Hammond et al. from Toronto at The Improv, on a bachelor party. Chided by Ralph because S/O is at Vegas. "They're getting fucked!" The Germans talk about marriage. Gambling with condoms. "Shreee-way!" Kevin grills Andrew. "Not expensive as your divorce is gonna be!" "How was your show last night?"
12:20 Clayton and Kendra celebrate four years together. Al Pacino relationship advice. Kevin comments on fighting with Jen last week. "He's not askin'!" "The armpit."
14:45 Kevin Smith writes in. Kev freaks out. NotThatKevinSmith. Graveyard shift 911 operators. "Done harm to one another." "Depressing and thankless." Ralph comments on the Detroit 911 operator. "These fuckers!""Stop calling!"
18:40 Bane calls 911 with a spatula stuck in his ass. "Sideways." "Put a guy on the phone." "Aunt Jemima." Mrs. Butterworth touched upon. Christian Bale as operator. "Ummm ..." "Fuckin' spatula!"
22:30 Kevin enquires on the job.
24:20 Douwie and Christie from Melbourne, "Rate wicked."
25:39 Green Lantern Oath: Adam West.
27:55 Supercouple Donna and Kyle "Did you have a spatula stuck in your calf?" Three jobs/three kids. Uber pizza. "You're gonna get fucked tonight!" "Send in a sub." Huell Howser on ladyparts.
30:29 Mikkel et al. with delayed reaction. "Yeah, it's weird." "It's not Michael by the way." Bowie welcomes.
33:25 Email bag: Tyler Harden asks for PeeWee to read from Full Metal Jacket. "Kevin Smith: Most Likely To: Sucks Rancid Hobo cock." Dark PeeWee.
35:50 Pete from Crossville, AL sends in his son singing the Bieber theme.
36:45 Jeffrey sends in Tadolph Switlers belly button. 1, 2, 3. "Shake it off."
38:05 **first appearance** Heath Allen sends in an Inappropriate Toys theme: "Just Wrong." I Poop Jewels."
40:20 Kelly asks for Arnie to sing Falco's Der Commisar (English).
42:05 Tinseltown Stiffs: Richard Bonehill. Jedi. "That was a mask?!" "Let the brothers out of Bespin."
44:45 SModCo ads. proflowers.com code: babble.
46:40 Hollywood Helpers: Batman and Wonder Woman. Michael Keaton breaks up basketball fight and referees match. Sophia kicks cancers ass.
49:05 Shit That Should Not Be: The Rescuers. Still.
51:25 Exquisite Acting: Nicolas Cage in Matchstick Men. "Special Needs Orphan." "Pissed blood!" Kevin praises Nicolas Cage.
53:30 HBO Headlines: Suge Knight pleads not guilty in hit-and-run. "Allegedly." "They put The Avengers on his floor."
55:40 Red Power Ranger kills a guy with a sword.
57:15 Gary Glitter found guilty of underage sex crimes. Glitter music at sporting events.
58:30 Bill Cosby hires decoy to exit venues after live events. Statue.
1:00:30 Justin Bieber is addicted to apologising. "We're getting to him!"
1:02:35 Saved by the Bell cast on Jimmy Fallon.
1:04:30 Randy Quaid is batshit crazy. Point. The dog discussed. "When the defence has to plead insanity ..."
1:08:40 Lindsay Lohan and mother suing Fox News. Esurance ad.
1:11:10 Kanye West selfie.
1:11:25 Kim Kardashian 50 s of Grey hades review. Selfie.
1:13:00 Jaden Smith rap stylings. "Make the fame go away." "You're on you're way, kid."
1:14:40 Ben Norton's This Sick Beat ™.
1:16:15 StarLord at the hospital. "The Super Soldier Serum has worn off ..." Fans raise $200k.
1:17:50 DareDevil trailer.
1:19:30 Ralph craps ALL over Astroboy. "Saving Crime."
1:21:25 Henry Damon becomes The Red Skull. Comic. Hugo. Nose removed. "There's no going back from that!" "Pussies."
1:24:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Airport. The Swarm. Life's a beach.