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Description: "Recorded LIVE at the Hollywood Improv on Feb 13, 2015."
Recorded Fri, 13th Feb. 2015
Released Mon, 16th Feb. 2015
Show notes by @HBOhelper
0:00 SModCo ads - squarespace.com, SeeSMod.com
2.30 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:20 Valentines Eve! Mulder passed, "Mulder's Mom." Valentine's gift. Kevin buys underwear; unaware of bra-sizes. "Small, medium and large." Kevin's gift to Ralph: He came to the show, tonight.
6:05 Kevin and Mulder. Reddit. TOO MUUUCH!!! "His dog was fuckin' alive!" Kevin on Mulder.
11:45 Toast for Mulder. Kamikaze for Kevin. CryBaby sounder from Dr. Josh. "They should call it a Ralph Garman."
13:50 **first appearance** Babble-On Bingo: Ralph has tallied 113 voices. Prize: Jawbone bluetooth speaker. "You have a 72-inch cock."
15:36 Shout-outs: "That was for you, Mulder." Ms. Dwyer is back (By Philip Jackson)! Ms. Cole in attendance, too!
17:32 Shawn Walker sends in Heather's artwork.
19:30 Taylor Watkins and Amanda Hyers celebrate Amanda's birthday. Huell Howser on Pi Day.
21:20 Jason and Tiffany on Ludo Saaad! Tiffany unaware. "AwoooOOOoooOOOooo!"
24:40 Travis from West Virginia counts Ralph and Kevin as his first California Friends. Ralph: "Nope!" Telemarketing - Senator from West Virginia. Sexy Kev helps a bi-bear out. Kevin enquires as to the teachers marital status.
27:55 Ryan and Janee have Janee's name scrutinized by Ralph. "J!A!N!I!E! SO WE ALL FUCKING KNOW IT'S JANIE!" Mutual HBO listeners. Marvel Vs. DC:
31:22 Ben Curtis and Adrianna to the stage. Christopher Walken assist. "You're talking over me!" Ben Curtis and Adrianna engaged!
34:20 SModCo ads: squarespace.com
36:20 Email bag: Pee Wee's monologue: Alec Baldwin's ABC from Glengary Glenross.
38:15 Inappropriate Toys: Cassie sends in the Valentines ruler. Neil Colbert sends in the toilet.
39:45 Arnie sings: Tainted Love.
41:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Joe Mauldin. That'll Be The Day. "He's 17. He looks 50!"
43:50 Tinseltown stiff: Ed_Sabol. The Autumn Wind. Raiders fans.
46:20 Tinseltown stiff: Gary Owens. Rowan and Martin. Space Ghost.
48:00 Shit That Should Not Be: The Whore of Thor. "The fuck, man?!" "Silent Paul." "Thanks Craig."
50:06 Exquisite Acting: Ralph blasts Santa Fe, New Mexico. "It's a butthole." Native American entertainment. Ralph entertains Kevin as he drinks. "We call you Man with Sour Face." "And your vagina!" End of Days. Video runs over.
54.30 HBO Headlines: Beck wins the Grammy for Album of the Year! Fuck you, Kanye! "Respect artistry." Dick. "He ain't have album of the year." Writers. Shirley Manson. Open Letter. Kanye Love. Request over-ruled! "Respect that artistry!" Seating.
59:45 Kim Kardashian: Love Magazine interview: Claims she never launched her career from sex-tape. "Ask my fucking back account what I do." "We have more episodes than I Love Lucy." Ralph's shit/gold analogy. Pees on her spanx. "Wizards sleeve."
1:03:10 Taylor Swift annoyed with former guitar teacher. URLs purchased. Head. Puns.
1:05:45 SModCo ads: harrys.com code: babble
1:08:45 Emile Hirsch chokes out a female executive.
1:10:15 Slow week for Bill Cosby: Just 3 women came forward this week.
1:11:30 Jon Stewart leaving The Daily Show. Ralph plugs HBO for Comedy Central. The Red Baron mentioned.
1:13:55 The Croft Brothers on Amazon TV for Sigmund and the Sea Monster reboot.
1:15:30 Miley Cyrus: Never at a porn festival. What. The. Actual. Fuck? "I get more turned on looking at my pudgey little dick."
1:17:30 Movies That Will Suck: Halloween franchise recalibration.
1:19:15 Justin Bieber and Lindsay Lohan share the same lawyer. Lack of community service made apparent.
1:21:00 Three-boob lady got a DUI. Men Serve Women. This sucks ass. "Still better than 50 Shades of Grey."
1:22:50 Geek News: Kevin's mother going to see 50 Shades of Grey. Marvel and Spider-Man together, once more! Ralph gives details.
1:26:00 Deadpool costume hint. "Security."
1:26:50 NASA Photo.
1:27:35 Gordon Deacon funeral. Procession. Greeting. "Margaret?!" "Bolt the doors and start shooting!"
1:29:25 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes. Stud Undies. Bingo uncliamed. Al Pacino voiced, with Yoda, Stallone, Fries Girl and Dr. Steven Hawking.