Hollywood Babble-On 165: April 18, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Brea Improv on Friday, April 18, 2014."

Runtime: 1:23:33
Recorded Fri, 18th Apr. 2014.
Released Tues 22nd Apr. 2014.
Show notes by @neilgat

0:00 SModCo ad for http://www.proflowers.com/ 
1:40 Kyle Hebert intro. 

2:05 Happy Good Friday, sold out return to the Improv.

2:51 Wondercon, Ralph and Kevin' DC Panel for Batman '66 and Ralph hosting Fox's panel; Maze Runner, Secret Service and X-Men Days of Future Past.

4:18 Shout Outs: Tom & Gabe from Houston, Ralph as 'Lavender Man' Croatian Super Hero.
6:45 Amy & Bree, Crushing on Bane.

9:25 Wes, Ryan, Elizabeth, Brent & Panda "Birthday Party Snowball", The Germans "30 isn't bad."

13:40 Blaze Odell, Alex from Portland, James from Santa Rosa and Jordan from San Diego "All over the map" Jennifer Nigri, Queen of Cosplay."

16:40 Harrison Ford and Sexy Kevin.

17:30 Frankie & Zac "Tubby, Mexican Silent Bob."

18:30 David Bowie.

19:35 Email Bag: Mike Vona from Philadelphia choked on a gobstopper listening to Ralph's Arnie Ompa Loompa Song.

20:55 Jeremy from Long Island (One of many many emails) ...

22:10 Arnie sings "Let It Go" from Frozen.

23:52 Encore!

24:00 Manji, Alex Trebecks Al Pacino Impression "Ooo-Ah."

24:45 Ross Cook from Nottingham, "Al Pacino's Chinese Fish and Chip Shop in Sheffield."    
27:00 Dynamic Duets:Adam Weinstein from Komac New York; Green Acres Theme Eddie Albert (Bane) & Eva Gabor (Adam West).

29:15 Hollywood Helpers: Bryan Cranston as Walter White records Prom Date request, "Promposals."

32:27 Shit That Should Not Be: Brian Clinton Iron Man 3. 

35:30 Smodco Adverts: Loot Crate, Shari's Berries.

39:30 Exquisite Acting: Eric Kramer; Seven Below, Ving Rhames.41:55 Kev-In: Freddie Belesteros, Heimlich from 'A Bugs Life.'

42:50 Kev-In: Guardians of the Galaxy, Starlord. 

43:18 Kev-In: Farmer Ted, Rolling Stone Cover.

44:00 HBO Headlines: Justin Beiber versus paparazzi at the Grove, rips off Kanye's "Don't Talk Rap","Reconcile your face."

46:50 Tom Cruise 'dating' Laura Prepon.

49:45 "Arnold Schwarzenegger is a bit of a dick", "That's all I've got."

50:05 Patrick Shwarzenegger photobombed by Arnie post operation.

51:35 Rapper Christ Bearer (Andre Johnson) cuts off penis and jumps off building.

53:35 Ice cream interruption, also booze.

54:03 Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

55:05 Gwyneth Paltrow versus Joan Rivers "voted Worlds most beautiful woman by Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder."

56:40 Lindsay Lohan: off the wagon rumors, Oprah had her killed, and cancelled her reality show, Sex list confirmed as real "heres a list of my mends."

59:46 Kim Kardashian, Mike Amess petrified of the Kardashians, vomits on sight.

1:01:34 Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; Left sex toys on private jet, numerous ... "Smells like roses."

1:05:25 Sharknado 2; Indiegogo fundraising. 

1:08:20 Soul Train heading to Broadway.

1:11:00 Dick Clark comments.

1:11:25 Willie Nelson to recieve 5th Degree Black Belt in Gong Kwon Yu Sul "The ancient Asian art of walking and tying headbands."

1:12:40 Baz Luhrmann making "Kung Fu" movie, (not a musical), no casting news.

1:14:15 Movies That Will Suck; Mrs Doubtfire Two.
1:16:05 Geek News; X-Men Mystique spin off for Jennifer Lawrence, also Gambit and Deadpool.

1:17:05 Spiderman 2 Teases X-Men Days of Future Past at end credits.

1:18:50 Harrison Fords Reddit AMA, Who shot first? "I don't know, and I don't care."
1:20:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 164: April 11, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on Friday, April 11th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:50:10
Recorded Fri, 11th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 14th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @HBOhelper

0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:50 Kevin was opening act at The Improv, and refused to leave the stage. Ralph congratulates Jen on her birthday. Ralph shouts-out Dr. Josh. Ralph blows. Literally.
7:00 Shout-outs: Kevin drops his cock. James King and Caitlyn Mamen cause Kevin to jinx Ralph. Ralph chastised for not reading an email. Mammogram humor. Ed Wynn on love.
11:11 Shannen celebrates son Tommy's 18th birthday. Descriptive email. The German's.
15:20 Saul and Daisy have Sylvester Stallone explain Daisy's intentions.
17:50 Monica and Pedro got married! Babies next. Kevin presents the newlyweds. Al Pacino interjects.
22:30 Ralph et al. arrived by bus. Psychic Kev. Loki joke filed. "There is also a woman involved."
25:50 Frugal Steve finally see's Babble-On. Kevin agrees to front the poor for upcoming Babbles. David Bowie thanks Teresa.
29:15 Email bag: Robert from Germany sends in Clerks: Live. Ralph on Clerks Love.
32:30 Matt Cruise from Canada loves Arnie singing. Arnie sings the Oompah Loompah song from Willy Wonka.
34:30 Jann sends in Batman/Green Hornet artwork.
35:00 David listens with his 80 year-old aunt Dottie. Sean Connery birthday shout-out. "Grey pubes." Bond puns.
38:35 Dynamic Duets: Jamie sends in this image. Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross - It Takes Two.
41:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mickey Rooney. Kevin met him. Good Morning. Simpsons reference.
46:00 Tinseltown stiff: John Pinette. McDonalds.
49:25 Tinseltown stiff: Ultimate Warrior. Mean Gene.
52:20 SModCo ads. LootCrate code: babble.
54:30 Hollywood Helper: Robert Downey Jr. invites 20 kids to see Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
56:50 Spider-Man in Brixton. Pizza.
58:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Connor Howell sends in Mallrats Magic Eye. Still.
1:03:00 Exquisite Acting: Darren sends in The Bounty.
1:05:50 Kev-In: SMod Men, TMNK, Kevtain America.
1:09:20 HBO Headlines: Steven Colbert replaces David Letterman.
1:10:30 Lindsay Lohan was on Letterman. Kevin watched The Canyons.
1:13:33 Kevin enthralled with Julie Louise Dreyfuss.
1:16:00 Woody Harrelson saved Jennifer Lawrence's life after she choked on pills.
1:18:00 Bieber Goes Hoam! Wreaks havoc in Wal-Mart! Canadian death-sentence.
1:21:55 Joe Francis news.
1:22:45 Andrew Dice-Clay and conscious uncoupling.
1:24:08 Kim Kardashian posts Thailand. Google images. Cherry Blossoms of Japan.
1:28:00 Amanda Bynes not crazy! It was weed!
1:29:20 Farrah Abraham In The Making, and writing process.
1:32:45 Police Academy to be rebooted.
1:33:15 Movies That Will Suck: Karate Kid 2.
1:35:00 Dentist plans to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.
1:36:30 Geek News: May 6th, 2016 is Captain America 3, same day as Batman Vs. Superman.
1:39:35 Life With Archie: Archie gets shot down.
1:41:40 Star Wars 7 is already being filmed.
1:43:20 "Go toss Boba Fett in the Sarlak." toiletsarlak.com
1:45:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.

Hollywood Babble-On 163: April 4th, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on Friday, April 4th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:34:35
Recorded Fri, 4th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 7th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin is super baked tonight. (and you will notice)
3:20 Kev went to meet Gene Simmons. Kevin's Gene Simmons impression.
       "You're gonna rock and roll all night, and suck this every day."
7:55 Shoutouts: Chris & Colby celebrating birthdays. Germans Welcome.
11:21 Brianna & friends are here having a slutty party.
13:30 Kevin describes with too much detail his idea of a male strip club.
        "No, I'm just relaxing. I didn't realize I was doing a show with Larry King tonight.
        ...Irvine, hello. You're on the air."
16:50 Dan & Katy. Christopher Walken explains HBO to Katy.
18:01 Mike & friends. "Porn star, you're on the air. Hello?" Huell Howser/Sexy Kev welcome.
23:48 Tiffany Castallano & ROBERT! are here. David Bowie encourages nipple play.
         "You need your nipples fondled ...I think you'll love your nipples being attended thusly."
26:50 Tyler, a Sony lot tour guide, saw Kev hide behind a bush from his tour.
30:54 Reagan from Quebec requests Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "If I Only Had a Brain"
32:53 Greg (Buddy Christ patch) raised $112.50 for The Wayne Foundation.
33:54 Bill Cosby wishes Airman Tyler good luck.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Allen & Brandy request "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
37:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Actress Kate O'Mara. Photo. Dr. Who clip.
39:49 Hollywood Helper: Ed Sheeran sings for dying girl moments before she passes.
41:44 Shit That Should Not Be: Goldfinger rope.
43:25 Exquisite Acting: Tim Matteson poisoned in Buried Alive.
47:13 Kev-In: Spiderman stuntman, Vogue cover, Wrestlemania.
49:40 HBO Headlines: David Letterman announces retirement. Clip.
51:52 Chelsea Handler ending her late night show.
53:12 James Franco chats up 17 year old Scottish girl. Convo 1, 2. Lucy. Clip.
59:25 Justin Bieber dissed by president of Taco Bell on reddit.
         Kev: "After decades in business Taco Bell is like 'this is the hill I'm gonna die on'"
1:01:46 Gwenyh Paltrow and Chris Martin had a nice breakup trip to the Bahamas. 
1:04:05 Jon Hamm early appearance on The Big Date gameshow. Ralph was also on lots of gameshows. Clip. "Keanu Reeves is Jon Hamm in The Big Date."
1:07:12 Miley Cyrus April Fools joke with Avril Lavigne. Horrible, time wasting clip.
1:08:58 Lorde calls out photoshopper who airbrushed her flaws. Photo.
1:10:15 Woman spends $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Photos.
Ralph: "Her name is Kitty- Of course it is."
1:12:00 The Home Kevin Smith Kit: a case of twinkies and a hockey jersey.
1:12:36 Movies That Will Suck: Pink Panther reboot. Article.
1:13:30 Chris Brown is flying Con-Air. For 3 days. Article.
1:14:55 Kate Bush is back and doing live shows in London. Article. Video.
1:17:00 Dad, daughter & son make a bad music video "Summertime is Great".
1:19:58 Geek News: Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine. Speech.
1:22:40 Gravity April Fools deleted scene.
1:25:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes
1:26:45 Kevin used to jerk off to "Come on Ilene".