Hollywood Babble-On 163: April 4th, 2014

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Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on Friday, April 4th, 2014."
Runtime: 1:34:35
Recorded Fri, 4th Apr. 2014
Released Mon, 7th Apr. 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ad for DAVE School.
1:35 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 Kevin is super baked tonight. (and you will notice)
3:20 Kev went to meet Gene Simmons. Kevin's Gene Simmons impression.
       "You're gonna rock and roll all night, and suck this every day."
7:55 Shoutouts: Chris & Colby celebrating birthdays. Germans Welcome.
11:21 Brianna & friends are here having a slutty party.
13:30 Kevin describes with too much detail his idea of a male strip club.
        "No, I'm just relaxing. I didn't realize I was doing a show with Larry King tonight.
        ...Irvine, hello. You're on the air."
16:50 Dan & Katy. Christopher Walken explains HBO to Katy.
18:01 Mike & friends. "Porn star, you're on the air. Hello?" Huell Howser/Sexy Kev welcome.
23:48 Tiffany Castallano & ROBERT! are here. David Bowie encourages nipple play.
         "You need your nipples fondled ...I think you'll love your nipples being attended thusly."
26:50 Tyler, a Sony lot tour guide, saw Kev hide behind a bush from his tour.
30:54 Reagan from Quebec requests Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "If I Only Had a Brain"
32:53 Greg (Buddy Christ patch) raised $112.50 for The Wayne Foundation.
33:54 Bill Cosby wishes Airman Tyler good luck.
34:50 Dynamic Duets: Allen & Brandy request "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
37:50 Tinseltown Stiffs: Actress Kate O'Mara. Photo. Dr. Who clip.
39:49 Hollywood Helper: Ed Sheeran sings for dying girl moments before she passes.
41:44 Shit That Should Not Be: Goldfinger rope.
43:25 Exquisite Acting: Tim Matteson poisoned in Buried Alive.
47:13 Kev-In: Spiderman stuntmanVogue cover, Wrestlemania.
49:40 HBO Headlines: David Letterman announces retirement. Clip.
51:52 Chelsea Handler ending her late night show.
53:12 James Franco chats up 17 year old Scottish girl. Convo 1, 2. Lucy. Clip.
59:25 Justin Bieber dissed by president of Taco Bell on reddit.
         Kev: "After decades in business Taco Bell is like 'this is the hill I'm gonna die on'"
1:01:46 Gwenyh Paltrow and Chris Martin had a nice breakup trip to the Bahamas. 
1:04:05 Jon Hamm early appearance on The Big Date gameshow. Ralph was also on lots of gameshows. Clip. "Keanu Reeves is Jon Hamm in The Big Date."
1:07:12 Miley Cyrus April Fools joke with Avril Lavigne. Horrible, time wasting clip.
1:08:58 Lorde calls out photoshopper who airbrushed her flaws. Photo.
1:10:15 Woman spends $25,000 on plastic surgery to look like Jennifer Lawrence. Photos.
Ralph: "Her name is Kitty- Of course it is."
1:12:00 The Home Kevin Smith Kit: a case of twinkies and a hockey jersey.
1:12:36 Movies That Will Suck: Pink Panther reboot. Article.
1:13:30 Chris Brown is flying Con-Air. For 3 days. Article.
1:14:55 Kate Bush is back and doing live shows in London. Article. Video.
1:17:00 Dad, daughter & son make a bad music video "Summertime is Great".
1:19:58 Geek News: Darth Vader running for president of Ukraine. Speech.
1:22:40 Gravity April Fools deleted scene.
1:25:08 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes
1:26:45 Kevin used to jerk off to "Come on Ilene".