Hollywood Babble-On 109

Episode: Link.
Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, December 22, 2012."
Runtime: 1:33:26
Recorded Sat, 22nd Dec. 2012
Released Mon, 24th Dec. 2012

0:00 SModCo ads.
0:57 A Very Babble-On Christmas intro by Kyle Hebert, feat. Jingle Bells.

1:50 Kevin often mistaken for Santa.
2:30 Kevin threw his "drink," into the toilet.
2:55 Ralph gives Kevin a Christmas gift. Kevin relays the tale of receiving this gift as a young boy. Kevin would like to cry.
7:30 Shout-outs: Twitter dude says Kevin uses the same 5 jokes over and over on HBO.
8:00 Alejandra and Jonathan from Berkley, CA welcomed by the Fries Girl; offered McRib.
9:16 Frank, sister Sam and friend Juanita from Milwaukee, WI, return to L.A. for Christmas.
10:00 My friend Juanita a bit hit on TeleMundo. Sí, se puede! Kevin has used 3 of his allotted 6 jokes.
10:45 Troy Barton steals one of Kevin's allotted jokes. Old-timey Ralph on Forever. Ticket bought by friend Ari. Drunk Party Girl reinstated. Troy Barton grammatical faux pas. 
13:40 Tom and parents from Stockholm, Sweden at The Lovitz. Ralph busts out his Swedish again and ponders the meaning, "Fucking jerk-off." Tom's mom hit on. Charlton Heston and Bill Cosby on the pro's and con's of moving to The City of Angels. Kevin comments on Ralph's impression of  Bill Cosby.
16:30 Damien Fitzgerald emails in for his friends Chloe and Tina, from Croydon, UK. "Croydon Facelift," discussed. Batman and Bane wish a happy Christmas. Ralph handed suspect beverage.
18:40 Quote: "What a lovely, lovely singing voice."
19:00 Email bag: (momentary technical difficulties), Rich in St. Louis, MO. split with his girlfriend, Jenny. Option to get back together, but return postponed. Al Pacino Mall Santa.
21:45 Quote: "Fuck you, 'File,' man!"
22:00 Adam West sings How The Grinch Stole Christmas.
23:00 Billy Reynolds sends in Creepy Plate Time. Rapey Clown and Rapey Ralph. ("Just the tip!")
24:50 Creepy Clown Time: A. Valdivia asks for Keanu Reeves Creepy Clown.
26:00 Brenda McNeil from St. Paul asks for Peace On Earth (Little Drummer Boy).
30:00 Quote: "That was fun ... alright! Let's talk about dead people!"
30:15 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lee DormanIn The Garden of Eden, by I. Ron Butterfly. Sex-tricks discussed. Manhunter advocated. Kevin found Brian Cox's version of Hannibal Lecter.
34:10 Shit That Should Not Be: Bill Murray in Scrooged.
37:00 Exquisite Acting: Arnold is visited by the devil in A Very Special Christmas.
38:40 Quote: "Shit-tacular!"
40:45 Kev-In: Scott Hamm sends in Kev-In Holidays: It's A Wonderful Life, A Charlie Smith ChristmasYukon Kev-nelius.
42:45 HBO Headlines: Demi Moore gets a divorce from Ashton Kutcher.
44:10 Ralph grilled on Demi Moore's "crotch-forest." Kevin amazed how this man knows this information. Ralph plugs Hollywood Babble-Eve, and the Chelsea Award.
46:45 Lindsay Lohan concerned that she MAY go to prison, and the spurious letter. Asks friends for character witnesses. Won't kiss Charlie Sheen, causes shut-down of Scary Movie 5 by clogging the toilet in her dressing room.
48:45 Quote: "Hahaha! I'm straight!"
51:10 Filipinos threatening to ban Justin Bieber from the Philipines for mocking Manny PacquioCHA pissed that he gave his hamster away. "Hamster rescue = toilet."
55:40 Bronson Pelletier Too drunk to fly.
57:25 Kate Moss photobombed.
59:20 Kevin mentions Comic Book Men. Olivia fired for previous work on SuicideGirls.com.
1:00:50 Ted Nugent's gun shows will not be renewed.  U moderate, bro?
1:03:30 Worst Movies of 2012. Ralph ecstatic at #1!
1:07:00 Movies That Will Suck: Universal announces a Kojak reboot, starring Vin Diesel. Telly SavalasVing Rhames. Ralph irate.
1:10:40 Next Meat-Loaf tour will be the last. AFL live. Dick Clarke comparison.
1:13:00 Apology to Rebecca Black et al, due to Thamys. Party @ Ur House. Short Circuit references.
1:15:00 Geek News: Mattel will release 1966 Batman Merch, in 2013. Ralph ecstatic.
1:16:15 Quote: "How fuckin' dare you, sir."
1:16:25 Hugh Jackman returning for X-Men: Days of Future Past.
1:17:00 Joss Whedon on an Avengers Q&A.
1:20:00 President Geek: SpidermanSuperman. "I'm Electro."
1:21:00 **first appearance** Ralph's Obama impression.
1:22:00 Kieran wants Spider-Man for Christmas. Sean Ward Video.
1:23:00 Random Acts of Christmas: Iron Man video, and Cameron's reaction. Ralph and Kevin crying. Ralph on Tony Stark's apartment.
1:26:50 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.