Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 12/01/2012...."
Recorded Sat, 1st Dec. 2012
Released Mon, 3rd Dec. 2012
Tonights sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:05 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
3:00 Raining tonight in L.A. Kevin stoned.
3:55 Kev Watches Oscar Screeners: Flight. 5 second spoiler. The pro's of booze and coke.
7:30 John Goodman is in every movie this year.
8:55 Ralph comforts Kevin with Precious.
9:45 Ralph plugs The DAVE School, and blasts Florida.
11:10 Quote: "You want a rim-job?"
11:40 Shout-outs: Matt from Melbourne, Australia celebrate's his 40th birthday (In April). Adam West and Bane shout-out.
14:20 Sean and Amanda get their email scrutinized by Kevin. Fries Girl steps in.
16:35 Steve, Lindsay, Crystal and Scott mention Crystal's two broken ankles. Kevin sings the Two's Company theme.
18:30 Brie and Jesús say "Ben Stiller is a dick!" Gay Ghost Life Advice.
19:50 Gina and Chris celebrate Chris' 40th birthday. Yoda birthday wish.
21:15 Chris and Celsa celebrate Celsa's birthday. Bowie Dance evolves.
24:20 Email bag: Ralph confirms if you order t-shirts this week, they will arrive for Christmas.
25:05 Danielle sends birthday wishes to Hannah in Amsterdam, via David Lynch.
26:45 Wayne Clark would like to see HBO in the UK and won a Hulk toy. Hulkin'.
28:05 Creepy Clown Time: Lucius, The Stuttering Pimp Creepy Clown.
30:35 Quote: "Louis Armstrong on meth."
31:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Mickey 'Guitar' Baker. Love Is Strange.
33:00 Hollywood Helpers: Adam West surprise visit. "That shit is mine."
36:45 Shit That Should Not Be: Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer.
39:15 Exquisite Acting: Teresa Russell in Wild Things.
41:10 Kev-In: E.T. Werewolf, and Die Hard.
43:00 HBO Headlines: Lindsay Lohan at Club Avenue follows a guy and punches a "well-known psychic" in the face. "Fucking gypsy!" "Liz and Dick sucked!" Gloria Alread hired. Sandwiched.
48:45 Brianna Banks busted for DUI at a McDonalds Drive-Thru. Mugshot. Partial filmography. Ralph irked by Alan Tudyk.
51:50 Lisa Robyn Kelly arrested for assaulting her older husband. Mugshot.
52:50 Elmo accused again. "Use more lube!"
54:15 Kids for Guess use Anna Nicole Smith's daughter as a model.
55:33 Canadians hate Justin Bieber.
56:35 Angus T. Jones says 2.5 Men is filth, and doesn't want to be on the show, anymore. "Devil with a laugh-track." Charlie Sheen weighs in. Jon Cryer statement.
1:00:40 Kim Kardashian offered to ride on the Glendale parade float.
1:03:00 Amanda Bynes loves her turban.
1:04:40 Kevin and Ralph plug New Years Babble Eve. Courtney Stodden makes sexual advances to other housemates on some dumb fuckin' show. Aspersions cast on the mother.
1:06:30 Psy's video is the most watched video on youtube. Soju Town. Psy discussed.
1:09:20 Movies That Will Suck: Kellen Lutz in the Tattoo'd man.
1:10:40 Ralph's Herve Villachaise impression.
1:11:00 Upcoming Blues Brothers TV series.
1:13:15 Geek News: Who's going to be Batman? Not Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
1:14:20 X-Men: Days of Future Past with new and old cast members.
1:15:45 Star Wars news via Jason Flemyng.
1:18:40 OG Batmobile up for auction. Marriage in Batmobile. "She wore white?!" With owner. Ralph's Christmas present (From Kevin).
1:23:00 The Mayor of Batman, Turkey pissed that Warner Brothers use the name. Ralph's Eastern European accent. The Dark Knight Rises passes $1bn in the Box Office.
1:26:20 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.
BONUS: Hollywood Babble-On 000: GIANT SIZED ANNUAL # 1: CLERKS III, AUDIENCE 0
Comments: "They’re not even supposed to be there today! The twisted history of CLERKS III is discussed in detail as SModcast’s Scott Mosier joins Kevin and Ralph for their first-ever home show!"
Recorded Sun, 9th Dec. 2012
Released Mon, 10th Dec. 2012