Comments: "Recorded live at the World Cafe Live in Philadelphia, PA 11/25/2012...."
Recorded Sun, 25th Nov. 2012
Released Mon, 26th Nov. 2012
Dedicated to Ralph's mom.
0:00 SModCo ads.
2:02 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:55 Quote: "Welcome home, Ralph!"
3:25 Kevin turns the floor to Ralph, who pays homage to his mother, and thanks those who have supported him over the past two weeks.
4:20 Quote: "She was my first and best audience."
5:45 Kevin recalls Ralph's appearance on FatMan on Batman #9, which was put up as last week's episode, and dedicates this show to Ralph's mom. She was thrilled to hear her raising of Ralph on Fatman on Batman.
7:30 Kevin thanks the audience.
7:45 Kevin running the soundboard, and he has 2 strains of weed fighting for dominance, and has been playing Simpsons: Tapped Out.
9:35 Hockey discussed.
10:40 Shout-outs: (theme messes up, and played again). Jennifer Barrol, Leah left her husband on his birthday weekend.
12:50 Anthony, Melanie, Mark and Dana from NJ. Shared hotel anal.
13:55 Jarrod and Hilary reconnected via FaceBook after not seeing each other for 11 years.
15:30 Quote: "Draw a dick on her face!"
15:55 Brian and Alicia Weiss present. Ralph sings Aliciaweiss. Brian donated a kidney to his brother. Ralph sings Analweiss. Kevin questions Brian on going under the knife.
18:30 Anthony et al arrive early. Bill Cosby shout-out.
20:11 Matt from Toms River, NJ sends a long distance dedication to his friend, Jim.
21:00 Jim sends an email about Matt. Chuck Heston owns.
23:10 Creepy Clown Time: Matt and Beth from Harrisburg ask for Creepy Casey Clown Time. OG Clown.
26:00 Email bag: Kenneth Moore from China wants to see HBO with his wife Cathy, when she has her visa.
27:30 Jeffrey Cole from TN, asks for the Green Lantern oath by Jon Lovitz. Kevin on Bill O'Reilly with Lovitz.
28:55 Dan asks about HBO in Australia 2013. David Bowie Life Advice after 30. Donation to Red Cross. "The Singin' Sword."
31:00 Tinseltown Stiffs: Lucille Bliss.
34:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Deborah Raffin.
34:05 Tinseltown Stiff: Major Harris. Love Won't Let Me Wait. Kevin grills Ralph on his career with that track.
36:20 Tinseltown Stiff: Larry Hagman.
39:00 Hollywood Helpers: Daniel Craig took Skyfall to Afghanistan to show the troops.
40:00 Hollywood Helper: Daniel Logan helps elderly couple in car crash.
41:00 HBO Helpers: It's Thanksgiving by Nicole Westbrooke. "Can't be hateful, gotta be grateful."
44:15 Octomom announces the Roctuplets. I'm Ready For Christmas. "SHUT IT OFF!" Octomom in rehab for addiction to Xanax.
46:50 Ralph's Christmas Wish: Emma Stone sex-tape.
49:00 Elmo resigns after Cecil Singleton, and past history.
52:20 Lindsay Lohan's Liz and Dick on LifeTime at this moment. Has new half-sister. Possibly going to jail.
54:25 Kim Kardashian in Miami faced protests, and leaves neighborhood. "Operation Dumbo Drop." Mayor of North Miami gave them keys to the city. Khewbacca sent a suspicious power.
57:00 Sir Roger Moore calls Daniel Craig the best Bond of all. "Lift my kilt and suck!"
58:30 Germany hosts Rocky: The Musical.
1:01:00 Various Paul McCartney puns. Played 2 hours for $1.5m for Wall Street magnate. Paul McCartney Creepy Clown.
1:04:00 Ke$ha asked her fans for teeth and made an outfit. Ghost in her house that kept raping her.
1:06:00 R Kelly returns Trapped in the Closet, going to Broadway.
1:06:45 Quote: "Like Jersey Girl."
1:08:35 **first appearance** Lucius, The Stuttering Pimp.
1:09:15 Geek News: Top 10 Comic Book Thanksgiving Locations. #1: Ma and Pa Kent's farm.
1:13:40 Laurence Kasden brought in to write on upcoming Star Wars movie.
1:15:00 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.