Comments: "While Kevin is off talking Tough, Ralph and special guest Patton Oswalt."
Recorded Sat, 24th Mar. 2012
Released Mon, 26th Mar. 2012
Today's sponsor: Audible.com
Special guest host: Patton Oswalt.
0:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
0.55 Ralph plugs upcoming dates.
1:25 Ralph insults Louisville, and then remembers that he's going there.
1:45 Ralph plugs Tough Sh*t, and Audible.com
2:40 Great Moments in Celebrity Autobiographies: Tough Sh*t by Kevin Smith.
5:10 Ralph plugs Zombie Spaceship Wasteland by Patton Oswalt.
6:00 Patton Oswalt appears; commentary on Thunderdome.
7:00 Patton wonders why he stood up for so long, as opposed to being sat a lá HBO.
8:00 Shout-outs: Patton comments on the theme music.
9:00 Brent and Amanda married the previous evening. Ralph offers the bathroom.
9:20 Quote: "Buyers remorse."
10:15 Patton Vs. Ralph about The CityWalk.
11:10 Tyler brings his buddy, Alan to the Lovitz. Oswalt-critique of Tyler's email.
13:40 Brothers Craig and Kent
13:40 Quotes: "Bigger ... bolder ... closer to the Viking," "Girlfriend in Canada," "Defend Ph.D."
16:00 Email bag: Patton tired after dance.
16:30 Fish had a car accident. Ed Wynn with a message for Annie.
17:45 Chris Keegan asks if Ralph has this item. Ralph offers Patton a visit to the Garman residence. Patton refuses. Patton on Bat-enema.
19:56 Tinseltown Stiffs: Sid Couchey. Little Lotta.
21:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Fran Matera. Doll Man 1. Doll Man 2. Patton creeped out.
23:40 Doll Man: The Movie!
24:25 Tinseltown Stiff: Robert Fuest. The Devil's Rain. Devil's Rain discussed - and plugged.
29:05 Hollywood Helpers: Sean Penn. Ian McKellen and Stephen Fry.
31:45 Exquisite Acting: Rod Steiger in The January Man.
35:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Jessie Hendricks sends in Citizen Kane.
38:15 Shit That Should Not Be: King Kong.
39:30 Shit That Should Not Be: Die Hard.
41:00 Richard Attenborough takes a knock.
43:05 HBO Headlines: Elizabeth Banks fingernails. Piss-humor ensues.
43:30 Disney puts $200m in the lost column for John Carter. Patton plugs @blainecapatch. The Imporance of Being a Good Title.
47:30 Kim Kardashian floured. General Kardashian-bashing. Most enjoyable.
50:20 Kris Jenner pregnant. Patton on Islamic terrorists and the Kardashians.
51:50 Mike Stone asked Megan Piper to the prom.
54:00 Lindsay Lohan sitting it out at home, and Voodoo.
55:30 Michael Lohan on Dial-A-Star.com.
57:20 The Situation in rehab. Bizarro universe.
59:30 Wilson Phillips: Still Holding On. Patton questions Carnie Wilson's life choices.
1:01:50 Rosie O'Donnel fired. O.W.N. to lose a lot of money.
1:03:12 R. Kelly #9 ... #9 ... #9 ... #9 ... Trapped in the Closet.
1:06:30 Charlize Theron praises Michael Fassbender's cock. **first appearance**
1:07:45 Tom Cruise hands free hair rejuvenator. Patton plugs this device.
1:09:40 Movies That Will Suck: Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase unnamed project. Bret Ratner Midnight Run sequel. Michael Bay to produce TMNT movie. Patton annoyed.
1:14:30 Robbie Rist wrote an Open Letter. Pic 1. Pic 2.
1:17:20 GameShow Network Upcoming Abortions.
1:18:20 Munsters remake discussed. Eddie Izzard involved. Ralph impressed. Patton recalls his time working on a Munsters script.
1:20:10 One Direction have a bullshit record out. Ralph plays some audio. @HBOHelper refuses. Ridiculous security team. DJ James with the 5-tap.
1:22:50 Ralph and Patton wax lyrical on Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars. Plaque.
1:26:00 Geek News: Jenna Louise Coleman. Phonecall. Ralph enamored. "Cute-on."
1:28:20 Arrow first look. Patton references the death of Trayvon Martin. The audience loves Patton.
1:30:00 Blood and Chrome trailer released. Released on website.
1:32:10 Ralph cries like a bitch. Ralph plugs a website that you should not visit.
1:34:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.