Comments: "Ralph and Kevin kiss the Garmy Stone."
Recorded Sat, 17th Mar. 2012
Released Mon, 19th Mar. 2012
0:00 SModCo ads.
1:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
2:15 Kevin's middle name is Patrick, and he needed to perform a song for his family.
3.07 Kevin's Irish song.
3:50 Ralph is drinking a Guinness.
4:45 Quote: "My liver burst!"
5:00 Kevin asks about the effect of green dye on the body's natural by-products.
6:20 Babble-On Begins Part II.
8:40 Shout-outs: Matt and Maeve (Ralph's County Cork dialect). celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
9:45 Quote: "Mavis?"
11:20 Ralph sings O Danny Boy.
12:20 Ralph sings I'm Fucking Drunk.
12:45 Pascal from Montreal brings his parents to the Lovitz, who know nothing about HBO. French Arnold.
13:15 Quotes: "Of course," "Are your parents plugged into The Matrix?"
14:50 Judy celebrates Jessica's 30th birthday. Both email in to Ralph.
16:05 Ed Valasco celebrates his birthday. Josh wants a hand-job from Amber on It's A Small World. Kevin sings It's A Jerk World After All.
18:25 Vinnie, Jason, Kevin and Roscoe from Santa Ana. Guinness Toast-Master Jason has a toast.
20:00 Quote: "Sláinte, sláinte!"
20:20 Email bag: Bat Man (Mad Men).
21:20 Stootz from Virginia asks for Raiders of the Lost Ark theme by Bill Cosby. Penitent Man Cosby.
22:40 Julie sends in SrslySirius' Willy Wonka remix.
23:55 Wesley from London writes a HBO poem.
24:40 HBO Drinking Game Rules: (Nathan).
- "Well there ya go!" Take a drink.
- If Kevin wants to know all the minutiae of the scene, and abandons, Take a drink.
25:15 Ron Gibson asks for Pee-Wee Herman Creepy Clown.
26:45 Ralph and Kevin in Grease.
27:20 Patton Oswalt special guest next week. Kevin is away. Upon return, both he and Ralph will bring footage of their parts in Grease.
27:45 Gram in vancouver made this.
28:30 Tinseltown Stiffs: Josie DeCarlo. Josie and the Pussycats. Only Ralph gets Kevin's reference.
30:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Jean Giraud
31:35 Tinseltown Stiff: The Love Boat. Intro.
32:30 Shit That Should Not Be: (Tori Jameson) Lethal Weapon.
34:30 Exquisite Acting: (Chris Mayo) Tom Hanks in The Money Pit.
36:30 HBO Headlines: Russell Brand arrested.
38:15 George Clooney arrested. Pic.
39:50 Alexander Sarsgaard dating Charleze Theron. Charleze busy.
41:10 Naked Cel Story: Heather Morris pics.
42:30 Whistney Houston's daughter dating her adopted brother.
43:15 Lindsay Lohan clipped a guy in the knee.
44:55 Kim Kardashian bashed by John Hamm. Can't sleep tonight. Ralph bashes Khewbacca.
47:00 Quote: "Nothing says 'pussy,' like Sears."
49:00 Quote: "C3-PO in a net, on her back."
49:20 Chet Haze sings Hollywood. Kevin defends.
51:45 Courtney Stodden starts FloorFlashing. Website.
53:15 Movies That Will Suck: I Want My MTV, Human Centipede III (premise).
53:20 Bret Ratner (not) dating Sandra Bullock.
56:40 Walt. Dad of the Dead. ABBA. Ralph singing ABBA. Website.
57:45 Mike Tyson's Undisputed Truth, at the MGM Grand. Broadway plans.
59:35 Ralph recommends the Donnie and Marie Show in Vegas and Marie peed on their cruise.
1:00:45 Gene Simmon's announced the KISS Mini-golf course. KISS-puns.
1:02:30 Geek News: Dark Shadows trailer released.
1:03:20 Prometheus trailer released.
1:04:44 Star Trek 2 pic. Kevin saw Simon Pegg on a flight.
1:05:55 Gillian Anderson has had several lesbian relationships.
1:07:20 Adult Underoos: Wonder Woman.
1:08:30 Quote: "Batman and Robin jockstaps!"
1:09:30 Slovakian Batman. Cowl. Batcave.
1:13:30 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.