Comments: "Ralph & Kevin are reunited, and it feels so... something."
Recorded Sat, 7th May 2011
Released Mon, 9th May 2011
Note: S.I.R. began broadcasting on May 9th, so Hollywood Babble-On would have been the first recorded pod to play, after Kevin and Jen went live in the morning.
0:00 Intro by Kyle Hebert.
0:40 One-man standing O.
1:05 Shout-outs: Carlos Rengel's bachelor party. Kevin as a stripper.
2:40 Quote: "Twenty-two boob salute!"
3:10 Mo Shaunette from Seattle asks for Sean Connery to read the lyrics to Psycho Killer by The Talking Heads.
4:50 Jody and Isaac from SMichigan ask for a Mother's Day Shout-out.
5:44 Quote: "Waffles."
5:55 Paul Schantz and wife Lisa liked Jersey Girl.
7:10 Quotes:"Time to get that sphincter yodellin'!" "Schantz, take off your pants!"
7:45 Renée and Chris from London sent in photos of Chris' cock in Kevin's toilet.
8:25 Nate and Tim from Texas saw Red State.
9:00 Nate, Sarah, Jessica and Mark ask for the Truman Capote voice, and Kevin's creepy/sexy voice. Kevin says it's too much like Jerry Lewis. Capote/Lewis comparison.
12:00 Email bag: Morgan Rengell in Aurora, CO made this.
13:15 John from Australia says Jon Lovitz reminds him of Skeletor. Source video.
13.55 Roxanne made a rebus on a bumper sticker.
14:15 Dustin in Ohio asks for himself to give up the ass for his wife.
14:47 Quote: "He's like an anal sex Jesus!"
15:35 Tom Obarski made an animated opening for Anne Heche's Butthole.
16:20 Tinseltown Stiffs: Evil Tinseltown Stiff Music! Osama bin Laden.
17:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Yvette Vickers. (Mummified).
19:20 Tinseltown Stiff: William Campbell.
20:35 Quote: "Set phasers for ... jizz!"
20:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Sada Thompson.
21:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Jackie Cooper and bio.
23:35 New Releases: The Beaver, Jumping the Broom, Something Borrowed and Thor.
24:35 Quote: "She went out with her sister!"
26:00 Various Thor jokes. Ralph went to the premiere. Kat Dennings at Thor Premiere. Thor-chat.
28:10 Quote: "She's singing the Friday song?"
31:25 Hollywood Headlines: Lindsay Lohan starts community service.
32:35 Celebrity births: Bryan Adams (Mirabella Bunny). Antonio Zapato Jr. Jay Mohr (Meredith), Mariah Carey (Morrocan and Monroe). Ralph does Secret Squirrel.
39:10 Quote: "Scott, A Mosier."
40:00 Quote: "She's all about fried chicken and stuff!"
40:25 Henry Cavill engaged. Los Lamas.
42:10 Charlie Sheen is single again.
43:50 Madonna had Guy Ritchie circumcised.
45:00 Justin Bieber egged on-stage in Australia.
47:20 Rob Lowe's autobiography is out; fought with Tom Cruise and Emilio Estevez.
47:50 Paul Michael Glazer seeks restraining order against stalker.
49:00 Phil Specter's appeal overturned.
49:40 Andy Dick arrested. Mewes and Andy Dick.
51:40 Rick Springfield arrested.
52:15 Quote: "Drinkin' car."
53:10 Fast Five made $85m on it's opening weekend. Fast Six due.
55:10 Hollywood Doom Prediction: The Rock makes Charlie Pride movie. Ralph as a redneck.
57:35 The Rock being credited as breaking the news that Osama had been killed.
59:20 Miley Cyrus covers Smells Like Teen Spirit. Ralph defends Nirvana. HBO Helper has never been more proud.
1:01:00 Arnie returns to making films.
1:02:40 Travolta family to star in Gotti. (SAG insurance all around.)
1:03:30 What To Expect When You're Expecting is being made into a movie.
1:04:45 Three Stooges movie news. Oz-chat.
1:06:00 **first appearance** Snow White and the Huntsman."
1:06:35 Bill Murray as HDR. Eleanor as SJP.
1:08:00 Maxim 100 hottest winning Top 5. Source. Christine calls foul on the list.
1:10:20 Katy Perry on religion.
1:12:28 Michael Jackson, Marlon Brando and Elizabeth Taylor took a roadtrip.
1:14:15 Liam Neeson's cock.