Comments: "You wanna know what this episode is about? No title will tell you. You just gotta listen to Ralph and Kevin."
Recorded Sat, 16th Oct. 2010
Released Tues, 19th Oct. 2010
0:00 Intro by Matt Cohen.
0:32 New mics; the new pods now have better audio quality.
2:20 Email bag: "Dear Roger, fuck you! Love Canada."
Correction: Russel Peters is a Canadian-East Indian comedian.
Fan art: Hollywood Babble-On Muppets. Here.
8:00 Ralph and Kevin are fans of easter.
9:00 **first appearance** Hollywood Helpers Theme by Shane LaRue.
10:00 **first appearances** Tinseltown Stiffs themes (Good and bad). Hollywood Doom Prediction theme.
12:00 Tinseltown Stiff: Barbara Billingsley.
14:10 Kevin does an impression of Stan Lee. Description of "Excelsior." Stan teamed up with the NHL to provide superheroes for each of the 30 teams. Calgary Flame.
18:20 Chelsea Handler news: second Handler series; After Lately. "Jive Turkey" sporadically interspersed. Handler Vs. Cannon in twitter feud.
20:55 Quote: "Chelsea Handler and Nick Cannon arguing over who is funnier, is like Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve talking about who is the better dancer."
21:05 Nick Cannon quote about Chelsea Handler origin at E! with Ted Herbert. Source.
23:00 Nick Cannon challenges Eminem to a charity boxing match. Source.
25:50 Ralph reveres people who are funny; hates people are anti-funny.
26:42 Geek News: Spider-Man Casting News. Rhys Ifans as the Lizard.
29:50 New Batman movie: Tom Hardy is cast in an unknown role. Batman talk.
33:40 **first appearance** Ralph as Cesar Romero.
34:07 James Cameron announces to make Cleopatra in 3D!(!)
35:00 Kevin watches Avatar with Jen.
39:00 Live action Hulk series announces, also Punisher.
40:55 Two actors left in Hollywood: Ryan Reynolds and Bradley Cooper. Batman and Flash on TV Guide.
42:35 Marmaduke and Owen Wilson take a reaming,
43:07 Emma Stone news/Hollywood Helper: Paul McCartney. Story. Kevin berates the story.
46:35 Quote: "Hollywood Horn-dog."
47:00 Ralph imitates Paul McCartney. Quote: "I read One-Legged Girls Monthly!"
48:00 Al Pacino will play Phil Spector in a TV biopic. Kevin doubts Ralph's story.
50:43 Quote: "No, no ... call yourself 'Roger.'"
51:05 Kevin tells the story of the Canadian Hooker.
53:05 Stars with guns: Like this.
56:10 Movie Chart: #1 Jackass 3D. #2 RED. #3 Social Network. #4 Life As We Know It. #5 Secretariat. #6 The Town. #7 Ga'Hoole. #8 My Soul To Take. #9 Easy A. #10 Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. #15 Devil.
1:02:25 Ralph knows what to get Kevin for his birthday. Haps le births! (Star Wars chat.)
1:03:15 Han Solo and Darth Vader eating a meal.
1:05:18 Quote: "Try to shoot me? I'm gonna make you suck the wookies dick!"
1:06:15 Too Fat For 40 will be on Epix, soon.
1:08:23 Spike announces they will make a reality TV series called Coal.
1:10:10 **first appearance** "Wobbly H."
1:12.30 Ralph has finished on Red State.
1:14:00 "Hollywood Mutual Suck-Off."