Comments: "Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater on Saturday, February 2, 2012."
Recorded Sat, 2nd Feb. 2013
Released Mon, 4th Feb. 2013
Tonight's sponsor: The DAVE School.
0:00 Kyle Hebert intro.
1:02 No Cap'n Fantastic tonight ... aggressive strain of weed (Sweet OG).
2:40 Kevin plugs the Space Monkeys show, and Why, Bry? on Monday. Reference that no-one knows.
4:00 Shout-outs: Kelly and Alex travel all the way from Chino Hills. Kevin writes jokes for Ralph.
7:00 Jill and Paul! at The Lovitz, from RI here to see HBO and Space Monkeys. Introduced to SMod via son. Jill's age questioned. Bane steps in.
8:05 Quote: "Kids take the milk out of your tits ...!"
11:00 Quote: "Goodbye, Ralph!"
11:15 Lauren and Andy no show.
11:25 Vincent Rincon celebrate Julie's birthday with Ed Wynn and Sexy Kevin. Bane not invited.
12:40 Ed Wynn's fuck voice.
13:10 Erica (big-breasted filipina) and Casey (whitest white girl) are serenaded by David Bowie.
15:40 Jen is in attendance, and hasn't seen the Bowie dance.
16:10 Kevin does Ed Wynn.
16:20 Email bag: Liam from Stafford, UK, tries to cheer up his wife with the Gay Ghost. Joke filed.
17:50 Peter Reid wrote Adam West-Side Story. Ralph performs "America."
19:00 Carl Hanson from Toledo, OH, sends in For Your Consideration. Kevin on Anne Hathaway's performance.
21:50 Sten Riesen sends in the KennethJohnson.us Hulk-Outs.
23:10 Rob Johnson from Queens, NY asks for Huell Howser to interview the McDonalds fries girl.
24:40 Quote: "It's not that amazing."
24:50 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Rob asks for Angry Christian Bale.
26:45 Hollywood Helper Check-In: Christian Bale sends Batman merch to Zach.
28:50 Hollywood Helper: George Clooney pays someone's bill. Kevin likes Ralph's German accent.
30:45 Tinseltown Stiffs: Patty Andrews. Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
32:50 Tinseltown Stiff: Sally Starr. Pic.
34:20 Kevin berates Ralph, as he recalls meeting Sally Starr. DJ James with Sad Hulk music.
35:20 Shit That Should Not Be: The Dark Knight Returns Part II. (Which Kevin plugs, and reveals his favorite books).
41:10 Kevin berates Ralph.
41:55 SModCo ads.
47:25 Kev-In: Grant King sends in Bruce Willis, Freddy Balasteros sends in the Joe Schmo show and finally, Life of Pie.
50:25 HBO Headlines: Dina and Lindsay Lohan was in court, pleads no guilty. Lawyer has a lucky rabbit's foot. Kevin makes a Gremlin's reference. Banned from Hotel in Santa Monica. What Dreams May Come ... Michael Lohan a father again.
55:55 Jason London dazed and confused in Arizona. Defecate his pants. Ralph with a modicum of impressions.
58:20 Liam Neeson awarded the Freedom of Ballymena. Natasha? "The Bigman!"
1:00:35 Jim Neighbors married his long-time boyfriend.
1:02:45 Chelsea Handler let her dogs run around and beg for food at the Chateau Marmont. Piers Morgan goes after Chelsea Handler. Fightin' words.
1:05:30 "The One Man War."
1:07:15 Fuck Tape Kim Kardashian news... Kris Jenner gets a day-time talk-show. Kevin amazed that Ralph says "Snatch."
1:09:00 Khewbacca educates young women for Kotex on vaginal odor. "Mine smells like roses ..."
1:11:00 Penthouse Storage Locker has unreleased Arnold sex-act photo.
1:15:15 Ron Jeremy is in the hospital, after having an aneurysm.
1:16:30 CoCo Brown wants to be the first porn star in space. Clog humor. Zero G Space training. Ralph recalls space training, sans dramamine. Ralph may bring footage in of himself.
1:20:15 Phil Spector or Wilt Chamberlain Pacino?
1:21:30 Movies That Will Suck: Entourage: The Movie (No-one cares).
1:22:30 Justin Bieber's maple syrup hand.
1:24:15 Geek News: Amazing Spider-Man II filming; Paul Giamatti added as The Rhino. Kevin plugs John Dies At The End.
1:26:40 David Bradley as Doctor Who.
1:27:10 Wonder Woman likes "eatin' box." Early Days of Wonder Woman (Amazon) (Boxed Lunch) to be made.
1:28:40 Judge Dredd could be gay.
1:29:30 Superman UnBound trailer.
1:30:30 Superman Lives touched upon, with Kevin. Pic. The Death Of Superman Lives. What Happened?
1:36:30 Ron Jeremy's Cock jokes.