Hollywood Babble-On 171: June 13, 2014

Episode: Link.
Description: "Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on Friday, June 13, 2014."
Runtime: 1:38:40
Recorded Fri, 13th June 2014
Released Mon, 16th June 2014
Show notes by @Forgeticus

0:00 Smodco ads.
1:45 Kyle Hebert intro.
2:30 The LA Kings won.
4:00 Kevin told Haley Joel Osment he sees dead people.
6:04 Is there a record for sellouts at The Improv?
6:50 Shout-outs: Sebastian es from Chile, gets a picture. Chilean Jason Mewes/Kevin Smith.
11:30 Ilene from Norway is here to see Ralph and buy him a shot, basically...
15:45 Kara and Brian, celebrating her 30th gets Bill Cosby, Creepy Clown Time. Audience member terrified.
18:44 Rory and beautiful, sexy Cathy. Cathy wants to be Kev's dietitian.
Ralph: "She says she could help him throw away the fat pants, still smoke unlimited weed and eat the occasional chicken cheese steak."
Kev: "What the fuck makes you think I'm wearing fat pants?!" ..."That was a joke! I don't own fat pants. Who am I, John Travolta?" Germans give Rory an assist. Yusef buys a round.
22:10 Cathy also wrote in, and there is good news in Rory's future. Dick wrapped in kale. Bowie wishes Happy Anniversary. Fucking Berkeley hippies.
24:47 Email bag: Ray sends in Standing on the Edge of Tomorrow.
27:25 Colette sends in The Tonight Show doing Arnold Schwarzenegger singing Let It Go. Ralph's is way better. "They will be hearing from our lawyers."
29:15 Nathan wants to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger sing "The Rainbow Connection". 
31:19 Stephen from Ireland wants to hear Pee Wee Herman do the speech from Taken.
32:38 Tinseltown Stiffs: Ruby Dee. American Gangster clip. Kev wants to watch that movie.
35:24 Tinseltown Stiff: Rik Mayall, UK comedian. Clip unavailable.
37:25 Dynamic Duets: Shawn, professional karaoke DJ, requests The B-52's "Love Shack".
40:28 Exquisite Acting: Sylvester Stallone unintelligible in First Blood.
42:50 Smodco ads.
44:58 Shit That Should Not Be: Washs invisible steering wheel in Firefly.
46:53 Kev-In: Reboots: Ted, Twins, Xena: Warrior Princess.
49:09 HBO Headlines: Tracy Morgan injured in crash. Kevin has fond memories working with him. "He's the black Jason Mewes". Clip from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
56:35 Harrison Ford ankle broken by falling door on the Millennium Falcon. Phone interview.
59:10 Justin Bieber avoids robbery charge from that time he grabbed a woman's cell phone.
1:01:06 Bieber was baptized in a bathtub in NYC by pastor of the stars Carl Lentz.
1:03:20 Lindsay Lohan is partying in England. Ralph/Kev should fuck her. May get freckles removed.
1:05:36 I Wanna Marry Harry cancelled. "Who said 'woo!'? Get the fuck out." Worst ratings ever.
1:07:02 Glee star Lea Michele has a new boyfriend who is actually a male hooker. Couple. Website. Story.
1:08:55 Bill Murray crashes SC couple's engagement photo shoot. Photo.
1:11:40 Movies That Will Suck: Lifetime movie, Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"I want the girl to die. I want the cat to die. I want the director to die. I want everyone involved in this project to die."
1:14:48 Music News: Lana Del Ray "wishes she was dead already".
1:16:38 Robin Thicke can't get over his ex wife. Names new LP, Paula, after her.
1:18:30 Mick Jagger has a new girl friend. Photo. Kevin mimes Mick Jagger on stage.
1:20:33 Psy (Gangnam Style) has a new song with Snoop Dogg, "Hangover". Don't watch.
1:22:22 Geek News: Super geek Tom Murphy puts Star Wars words in alphabetical order in this stupid video. Ralph is angry about this.
1:25:57 Australian builds first street legal Tim Burton Batmobile. Video.
1:28:36 Nikki Finke has layout for all the next DC movies. So does Kevin. Confirms this list.
1:30:45 Daredevil series coming to Netflix. Kingpin photo. As Private Pyle.
1:31:47 Spider-man statue in South Korea has a huge boner. Photo 1, 2. Artist refuses to change it.
1:34:00 Liam Neesons cock jokes.