Comments: "Recorded live at the Hollywood Improv on May 24, 2013."
Recorded Fri. 24th May, 2013
Released Mon, 27th May 2013
0:00 Lumdberg Glass.
3:04 Kyle Hebert intro.
3:45 Lovitz prod.
4:15 Lovitz at The Improv, complaining about the bathrooms.
5:00 Kevin smoking SkyWalker.
5:20 Kevin gives thanks to Meghan Quinlan, who is leaving Kevin. Kevin explains how to avoid leaving process in the Smith Household. Ralph gives thanks to everyone, Ralph explains his moustache, and that he has been filming A Million Days To Die in the West, in New Mexico.
9:10 Shout-Outs: Kevin lowers the bar. Adam and Matt from Birmingham, UK. Someone steals Kevin's bit. Paul McCartney shout-out for a place to stay.
11:54 David, Greg and Christina with a mad laugh. Celebrating graduation with The Germans. "Pussy ünt chocolate."
14:15 Karen, Kelly and Eric celebrate Mothers Day at the Lovitz. Ralph plugs ProFlowers. Kevin about to cry. Bane shows a mothers love. Huell Howser joins in. "I love seamen."
16:45 Chris and sis at The Improv. Ralph does Bob Hope. Bowie shout-out.
19:05 Email bag: Pepper from Newcastle, OK found a Clerks II bonus disc in the wake of the tornado. Thoughts to OK. Ralph advocates donating to The Red Cross.
20:30 Matthew ponders SMereal.
21:45 Ralph's Green Lantern Oath: Brad Campbell asks for Charlton Heston. "Soylent Green Lantern's light!"
22:54 Tinseltown Stiffs: Steve Forrest. S.W.A.T.
24:40 Tinseltown Stiff: Alan O'Day. Undercover Angel.
26:45 Tinseltown Stiff: Trevor Bolder. Sideburns.
28:10 Tinseltown Stiff: Ray Manzarek. Light My Fire.
30:15 Hollywood Helpers: (Wrong theme played). Helen Mirren plays The Queen. Kevin asks for forgiveness for Ralph.
34:25 Truck-stop glory hole.
35:00 Shit That Should Not Be: Zachary Hooper sends in Mr. Nanny.
38:10 SModCo ads. huluplus/Babble / Recipes by Ingredients
44:56 Exquisite Acting: Kevin loses control over the drowning dog. Sean Connery First Knight - WHY!
48:55 HBO Headlines: Amanda Bynes housewarming gift. Bong-ing! "Don't you know who I am?!" Mugshot.
54:20 Joe Francis Retarded. Kevin was on a plane with him, and explains the trip.
58:00 Lindsay Lohan is being sued For $5m. Kneepads. Dealer divulges buying habits.
1:01:15 Justin Bieber Milestone award. "Imaimaimaimaimaima artist!"
1:05:00 Bieber's monkey now property of Germany.
1:07:30 Farrah Abraham Backdoor Teen Mom's bikini up for auction.
1:09:45 Celebrity Sick Bay: George Michael Head injury.
1:11:11 Tim Curry had a stroke. Ralph cements his place in Hell.
1:13:00 Jada Pinkett-Smith on Willow's comeback.
1:14:40 Britney Spears has new music for Smurfs II. "FleshLight Smurf." "Sperm Bank Smurf."
1:17:15 Movies That Will Suck: The Toxic Avenger remake with Arnie.
1:19:30 Geek News: Damon Lindelof criticized for making the female in Star Trek strip naked.
1:21:20 Latino Review says Jonathan Rhys Myers will take a big role in the upcoming Star Wars trilogy. Ralph imitates a cholo and Harrison Ford.
1:22:50 Mark Hamill's pants from Star Wars undersold at auction.
1:24:15 Andrew Garfield shoots hoops dressed as Spider-Man with local kids in NY.
1:26:00 Found Action Comics #1 fetches $75000.
1:27:15 Liam Neeson's Cock jokes.